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Sassy Slapper

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #210 on: 25 January 2015, 07:51:54 am »
Ive had a slew of

 "are you available today?"

"yes, what time would you like?"

"now"

"oh, i can do in 15 minutes"

"ahh, sorry, too late for me, sorry can't hang around that long"

"?????????????????"

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #211 on: 25 January 2015, 08:15:02 am »
Ive had a slew of

 "are you available today?"

"yes, what time would you like?"

"now"

"oh, i can do in 15 minutes"

"ahh, sorry, too late for me, sorry can't hang around that long"

"?????????????????"

Then why don't they say, "Are you available right now?"

I love when they call, find out that I need 15-30 minutes, say that's too long to wait, and then call me back 15-30 minutes later. (Because they failed to find someone else available RIGHT NOW). They always seem to think that since I said I could be ready in 30 minutes, that I will be ready when they call back. Well, no. I didn't jump up off the couch and put on my lingerie when they first called because they didn't make a booking.

Sometimes I say, "Aw, gee - I'm sorry. Someone else just called and put in a booking."

To be honest, I'm usually pretty much relieved that they didn't book because they sound like twats in hurry to find any old hole they can.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #212 on: 25 January 2015, 08:46:07 am »
When I got this questions: are you free now? , I ask them if they are in front of my door? Which they are not.
So being free now is of no help to them.
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Sassy Slapper

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #213 on: 25 January 2015, 02:26:01 pm »
What cracks me up though is ....

a... they are not already on my street so likely have a ten minute drive anyway
b...will probably spend the next 20 minutes calling around till they find a girl who says yes she is free now and then drive ten minutes to get to her house which means...well, its obvious isnt it.

men are such plonkers sometimes.   :FF ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #214 on: 25 January 2015, 04:22:50 pm »
Are you free(available now)?
what time they want to book ?
they then say evening when they have called in the morning, how is that now you ask me !! ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #215 on: 25 January 2015, 07:49:04 pm »
Got one today from a reg.

Client -    Are you free hun? I can be there in ten mins 
Me -        (thinking of this post and fact I have my stockings on underneath, I can get my make up and hair done in under 5 mins.) Sure darling just make your way over. See you soon.

Knock on door literally 30 seconds later... me opening it holding a power drill, pollyfiller on one eyebrow dressed in an ancient pair of tatty teddy fleece pjs. Guys face was priceless.

If they say a time frame why can't they stick with it?! Do they think I sit around all day primed to go? I hate it when they are early!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #216 on: 26 January 2015, 11:04:33 pm »

If they say a time frame why can't they stick with it?! Do they think I sit around all day primed to go? I hate it when they are early!
I honestly think they do. We're just there for their massive cocks and Lothario sex appeal, obv. Panting and throwing off our clothes to reveal a scantily clad body whilst yelling, "take me!".  ::)

You can see I'm getting a bit pissed off of late, eh... ;D

What is driving me mad of late is the amount of deference I'm expected to give - that's really beginning to grate on me...I had a new client show up 90 mins late and I told him in a VM en route and when he arrived that I could now only offer 40 mins rather than the hour he wanted. He really was a miserable git. Oddly, left good FB but has emailed since to say he didn't feel he should have to pay my ?100/40 min fee - but said nothing at the time! Wants to see me again, but 'doesn't feel quite right'. I blocked him after sending a response; I had enough of this with PD. It's crawling with oddballs out there at the moment.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #217 on: 27 January 2015, 09:25:54 am »
I got one recently that sounded really nice on the phone, we had a chat about the football that had gotten crazy that day and then he booked. Shows up to mine and proceeds to spend the next hour slobbering all over me (he showed up late so luckily I got it down to an hour from the 90 minutes he originally booked), ramming his tongue far enough down my throat that I could barely breathe etc.

Then at the end of the booking starts going on about how I'm 'just his type' and hinting that he wants me as a fb. That experience was bloody traumatic, I won't be letting him pay again, never mind doing him for free. 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #218 on: 27 January 2015, 01:53:21 pm »
Took a booking over the phone this morning, arranged for 2pm. A few hours before he texts saying he's nervous and will my partner be in (always makes me feel a bit suspicious when they ask this) so I tell him it'll just be me.
1:10pm he texts saying he's here now.. 50 mins early! I was still with my last client! I'm ready now (at 1:50) but he can wait till his booked time to come :FF

It's so unbelievably rude to just turn up ridiculously early. 10 mins early is fine as some clients think they have to come early if they want to shower but 50 mins?!?!

And my last client had to be nearly booted out as he wasn't getting the hint that his time was up!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #219 on: 27 January 2015, 03:06:35 pm »
Assume I don't have a social/personal/love/family/home/private/friends life................ and seriously think the offer of a free meal is going to make me drop everything and jump at it ? 

As I said to a friend today, I'd rather sit at home and watch Coronation St (which incidentally I hate but apologies to all you Corrie fans) or paint dry then go out to dinner for NOWT! 

They actually get surprised when I say no thanks, don't mix business and pleasure........... but if you paying for my time then hell yes please! 

 :FF

Got to laugh !

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #220 on: 28 January 2015, 03:35:24 pm »
Had a guy call up and book for 3 hours, I felt off about it but for some reason I convinced myself to do it.

He turns up at the hotel then asks for an hour instead and pays. 5 minutes later he tells me he only has half an hour on his parking and can he have 30 minutes instead. I tell him no, that I don't offer 30 minutes.

So the booking carries on and no more comments about his parking. Then at the end of the booking he asks for a shower. He is in the shower 20 minutes before I ask how long he will be... 15 minutes later and he's still in the shower. So I tell him I'm leaving.

The next morning I felt stupid for leaving him in there and expected the room to be trashed when I went back to check out, luckily it wasn't. But now I think it's a con to get laid and get the hotel room to pimp from or whatever... I can't think of any other logical explanation.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #221 on: 28 January 2015, 03:48:35 pm »
Today, BREATHE  ;D
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #222 on: 28 January 2015, 04:02:03 pm »
things they do to annoy?

NO SHOWS!!

i just dont get it why bloody booked in the first place! more annoyingly had 1 todAay and its my 1st day back after a long break :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #223 on: 28 January 2015, 04:12:09 pm »
I once had a whole day of no shows... I don't understand why they do it? One or two I can understand, something came up or anything could have happened. But after a whole day of them I was left wondering what on earth was the point????

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #224 on: 28 January 2015, 05:10:02 pm »
Idiots who get off on just knowing you're sat there waiting. I do minimal preparation and then watch TV whilst I wait so at least if they don't show I'm already doing something else.
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