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KittenCandy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #780 on: 01 December 2015, 04:21:05 pm »
when they take a shower at the start and then put all their clothes back on
digging their nose right into your pubic bone when giving you oral

lol I had one client do this once. Went into the shower and came back with all his clothes back on. :o I was like what the fuck? Probably some sort of body conscious insecure thing or he's just daft like the rest of them because that makes no sense

Lois01827

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #781 on: 01 December 2015, 08:09:32 pm »
Second cancellation from a guy last night (9pm) due at 2pm today for 2 hour booking. First booking cancellation seemed feasible; hence, I was ok about re-arranging. Yet, last nights message asking me for a 'favour' and to rearrange for next Tuesday. The reason? He had been unexpectedly called on business to Japan for 5 days, leaving within the hour!! This trip had been planned by his boss to run concurrently with the anniversary of his dad dying apparently, as a surprise to cheer him up but seemingly, after talking on the phone he 'knew' I was genuine and genuinely thought he could 'bring happiness' into my life  ;D  Message was war and peace in length, but I ignored it as I was pissed off he's wasted my time and was getting on my tits. Then tonight, he says, send me your pay pal address and I'll pay you the rate for cancelling today as he was 'devastated' for cancelling, yadda, yadda - I've a nose for timewasters (or so I thought) but this is epic. I'm an understanding person, but come on, some things just don't work like this in real life; 'right son, you're going to Japan in an hour, so pack up and sling it - see you when you get back' pffff  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #782 on: 01 December 2015, 08:13:02 pm »
Bearing in mind this guy wanted me to wear heels for hours before meet to make my feet sweaty - in reality, I was going to wear trainers for ten minutes and do a bit of foot movement, Davina McCall style before he got here - hey, ho  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #783 on: 01 December 2015, 09:48:21 pm »
Repeatedly do the same fecking thing over and over.Finally banned a guy on AW who has repeatedly emailed me for a short notice booking like 30 mins before I am due to finish.Have told him over and over to ring not email and try and give me an hours notice if he wants to come over in the evening.I advertise that my availability is 10am until 9pm that's when I answer the phone and take appointments.However if the phone has stopped ringing by 8pm I will start to pack up and head off as anyone ringing after that is not likely to be able to arrive and finish for 9pm anyway and I won't stay later than that without notice.Well he finally got told enough was enough..emailed not phoned once again this time at 8:45 asking to come at 9pm and if I would work later!Wtf!Guy with feedback as well but lack of brain cells banking on the fact I would even get and answer his email in 15 mins and then rush around getting ready while trying to give out address details that's also depending on how long it would take to get to me?!?They really do shoot themselves in the foot.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #784 on: 03 December 2015, 01:02:45 pm »
This one guy has been messaging me the same thing for almost a year (contacted me throughout the year about 5 times), asking me if I do bdsm/humiliation, what sex toys I have, outfits, etc. I replied the first few times very bluntly without much detail and saying I don't usually do it in a first booking and we would have to discuss limits. He's messaged Me again, so I said the same thing again. Yes, that's all fine. He puts in a booking request and it's for 30 minutes. I've had enough with this guy. How does he expect to discuss limits use toys and do bdsm and humiliation in 30 minutes. I've told him I don't do that in a 30 minute and he can cancel if he wants to. I'm pretty sure by this point he's a time waster or going to be a very troublesome client so I'm hoping he cancels anyway
« Last Edit: 03 December 2015, 01:06:48 pm by Roxy101 »

Lois01827

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #785 on: 03 December 2015, 10:39:22 pm »
Ringing between 1am and 5am assuming I don't need sleep, have no life and am waiting for a call to get laid by a pissed up bloke - oh pllleeeeaaassseeee  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #786 on: 05 December 2015, 02:05:50 am »
I feel the longer I'm in this "job" the more things begin to annoy me. Simple things that I never even noticed before is really making me angry. This weeks one for me is when you go to a clients house, and they basically pounce on you before you've even taken your coat off. I hate the way they sit  really close to you stroking your leg and trying to kiss you. Atleast wait till we have said our hellos and are in the bedroom.

I advertise myself as GFE as I'm very vanilla but recently Iv been hating the whole GFE.... The kissing my neck, cuddling me etc etc. The sex can handle, the Intimacy I can't. Think I need a holiday :-)

BibiofLeeds

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #787 on: 07 December 2015, 10:31:55 pm »
Ask what your name is as in your real name  before they have even met you!What the actual feck?

Lois01827

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« Reply #788 on: 07 December 2015, 11:41:44 pm »
Missed call...I text saying 'I'm sorry, I can't talk at the minute but will be free to chat at xxx'....they ring back straight away and continue to do so as If I've really said 'I'm free now, please annoy me for as long as you like and keep ringing'. With one twat on Saturday night, I had 26 missed calls in under an hour!!! Yeah, you're normal and I'd love to see you - not! blocked  ::)

Kendall

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #789 on: 07 December 2015, 11:46:46 pm »
Ask what your name is as in your real name  before they have even met you!What the actual feck?

I give them a complicated to remember/pronounce Welsh name

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #790 on: 08 December 2015, 08:32:13 am »
Ask what your name is as in your real name  before they have even met you!What the actual feck?

Oh I hate that crap. Had guys badger me to tell them my real name and when they ask what I do I say I'm a student "Oh where do you go to Uni?" Like why would I tell them where I study and spend my personal time? But when I tell them no or to change the subject they sit there with a pout and say "I was just making conversation no need to get angry!" Some guys just seem to want to know all your intimate personal details which are irrelevant to them hiring you for sex.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #791 on: 08 December 2015, 09:28:55 am »
I hate when they make a booking and they dont read your profile and then they come and ask for something what you dont do. They put on a face when you say NO like is unusual to get rejected.

I had one of those yesterday and he come with " let's go to read your profile together and discuss about "
Yeah sure , that he had to doit before call amd when he is already in my room  :FF

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #792 on: 08 December 2015, 10:57:58 am »
I hate when they make a booking and they dont read your profile and then they come and ask for something what you dont do. They put on a face when you say NO like is unusual to get rejected.

I had one of those yesterday and he come with " let's go to read your profile together and discuss about "
Yeah sure , that he had to doit before call amd when he is already in my room  :FF

I don't know why but I find being stuck alone in a room with a stranger that's turned up expecting something I don't do and then the disappointment in them when you tell them you don't do it beyond awkward, sometimes intimidating. I get so anxious at the thought, I know I'm over reacting but I can't help it so I always ask new clients when they phone me if they have read my profile and are happy with what's on offer, they usually say yes and for those who don't....I refer them back to my profile x
« Last Edit: 08 December 2015, 11:01:08 am by Kendra Glasgow »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #793 on: 09 December 2015, 05:16:07 pm »
I've had the 'What do you like?' a lot recently.... I feel like saying I like to sit, talk and have a nice glass of wine so can we do that instead ? 

That's not so bad though but I've had some really loud guys stand outside my place and literally shout my name down the phone and ask again what number my house is for clarification - all at the top of their voices!  Loud men can be so indiscrete! 

KittenCandy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #794 on: 11 December 2015, 12:02:14 am »
I've had the 'What do you like?' a lot recently.... I feel like saying I like to sit, talk and have a nice glass of wine so can we do that instead ? 

That's not so bad though but I've had some really loud guys stand outside my place and literally shout my name down the phone and ask again what number my house is for clarification - all at the top of their voices!  Loud men can be so indiscrete!

I like to not kiss your stink mouth, I like to not have you dribble and put your stink saliva on my vagina, I like to not talk to you, I like you to leave early,I like you to cum quick, I like you to be vanilla, I like you to not smell stink,  :) Ahhhhh, I can only fantasize ;D