I had a client come for a 30 min incall last week, he started the stopwatch on his phone at the start of the booking. He came, and after the usual clean up routine I put my bra back on. He then showed me the stopwatch... It was at 27 minutes. I was stumped. I said I doubt much will be achieved in 3 minutes but he was adamant that he hadn't had the time he'd paid for... So I started again with oral. Obviously it was Mr Floppy and 1 minute in he got shitty and said you might as well just stop as you're obviously not in to it... I was seriously fed up with him by this point so just told him to take himself and his remaining minute and 30 seconds out of my house.
Awful client, got sulky because he couldn't manage round 2 in 3 minutes then blamed me for it. When he was getting dressed he was asking ridiculous questions like do you have a pimp, how much do you earn etc. Ignorant prick.

Yes a right nasty bastard that one.

'how to see the same escort twice...not'

Ask stupid questions and book something they know they will struggle to come from.

Had a guy recently book for 15 minutes wanted a bj only. Almost near the end of the time tells me "I struggle coming from bjs only happened twice. What happens if I don't come?"

..You extend or get the fuck out and stop trying to get free time!

First time client 'Give me a discount and i will become your regular' 

holding his bare cock "but baby.... dont you want me?"
me: pardon?
him: "cant i go in you?
me : i dont do that
him: but dont you want me?
me:...... no
him: but...
me: I HAVE A HUSBAND?!


WHY OH WHY did THAT shut him up?! isnt no enough??

Quote from: Riverprice on 30 March 2016, 11:51:54 pm

holding his bare cock "but baby.... dont you want me?"
me: pardon?
him: "cant i go in you?
me : i dont do that
him: but dont you want me?
me:...... no
him: but...
me: I HAVE A HUSBAND?!

WHY OH WHY did THAT shut him up?! isnt no enough??

It shut him up because then he understood that you were someone else's property. He had more respect for this guy he's never met than for you.
You know and I know that you're no-one's property, but that's how some guys think. If you weren't owned by someone else, there's no logical reason for you not to want him.

I know... its the sad nature of things. It's exactly the same with people who hit on you on a night out xc

Hence the joys of remaining single.

I really do not miss a relationship whatsoever.

When they email you from your website but then ask really vague questions like 'What can I expect from you?' Firstly what do want and secondly you could always try reading through the 50 odd reviews on my site for a clue!