Snogging & grabbing as soon as you walk through the door. Er cash first then a quick chat. I'm not one of those synths like on the channel 4 "Humans" programme!!

I have a real bugbear about this. I had it with my last Client. Greets me from behind the door dressed only in a towel, but thinks it's perfectly polite to keep my fee upstairs in the bedroom - no doubt scared I'll run out the door and race off with my pimp?

 It does not get the booking off to a good start for me 

ive had loads of people make a booking and say they will call later for the address then just never call i dont mind giving the street name and the post code they take it but never bloody call even when i text them saying are you near then they never answer the phone

When they expect me to wear my jaw out on their limp flaccid cock while they wank it furiously and assure me it will only take '5 more minutes' for them to finish. I'm like it's not even going to get hard in 5 more minutes let alone finish the game.

I stop and offer another service or if they persist grab my clothes and announce I'm leaving, with the full fee, as they are clearly not understanding my boundaries.

oh god this is just it I have to recover from laughing at this one its so true !

clients who are obsessed with my orgasm, happily spending ages lapping away at my crotch like a dog until I either orgasm or fake it, and then they keep trying to play with the clit.. like would they like it if they came and I kept wanking them off? no matter how many times I say I'm a bit sensitive there after orgasm they don't get the message.

wet sloppy kissers getting saliva all over my face, I find it disgusting but I just put up with it, part of the job I guess.

clients who are obsessed with my orgasm, happily spending ages lapping away at my crotch like a dog until I either orgasm or fake it, and then they keep trying to play with the clit.. like would they like it if they came and I kept wanking them off? no matter how many times I say I'm a bit sensitive there after orgasm they don't get the message.

wet sloppy kissers getting saliva all over my face, I find it disgusting but I just put up with it, part of the job I guess.

My guess is the guys who keep doing it are the ones who have only ever had partners that have faked it

Silent clients... annoys me beyond all else, guy yesterday spent the entire booking silent except to ask if he could leave his shoes by door, a mumble when gave me (the wrong) cash and to ask if most if my clients were fat mid bj!
Every so often I get these and drive me crazy with frustration, no grunts, talking, heavy breathing, like gauging the enjoyment of a corpse.

Snap, pet peeve of mine too. One of my first agency clients sat reading the news paper when I arrived. Total objectification, we are just blowup dolls to these twits.

Clients who take way too long putting their close back on. Sometimes I just feel like throwing their things out and tell them to get out Sigh. Like they just don't wanna leave.
 Clients who like to forget that their being timed. Saw one client for an hour recently (old guy in his late 50s) about 50 minutes in or so, he asks if i can make him cum twice, i was like when? he said tonight. lool. you serious though? man there is no way I can make you cum twice in 10 minutes. Oh so  you think i'm gonna give you some extra time or something? Don't be ridiculous.
Clients who like to play with tour tongue with their tongue (YUK) and sometimes their tongue are really slimey or salty. ewwwww.

Turn up 20 minutes early when I'm about to get the DNA result on Jeremy Kyle!