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Midsstudent

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #270 on: 13 February 2015, 05:27:39 pm »
It's worse when they don't feel the need to let you know at all, then still think they can show up after having kept you waiting!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #271 on: 13 February 2015, 06:26:00 pm »
When I see a youngish client and he suddenly announces (with a smug look on his face) :
"It must be nice for you to see a young guy like me that's alright looking instead of old/dirty/fat/ugly/crap in bed blokes for a change "
Yes, I much prefer cocky, arrogant twats to my usual lovely polite regulars.
And why the he'll would you assume that you're so much better than my other clientele when you know bugger all about them?!

I would much rather have an old, fat and unattractive client any day of the week who is respectful towards me over a young, fit hotty who is a complete arsehole and boundarie pusher.

In my private life then obviously I like guys my own age and fit but when it comes to my work, I much prefer the opposite. The looks are completely irrelevant to me. I'm grossed out by bad hygiene not looks and I can't bear giving myself to someone who's disrespectful so mature respectful and clean gents are right up my street.

I don't like to tar everyone with the same brush and say all young guys are pricks, of course that's not the case.....it's just quite rare in Glasgow to meet a decent young guy who isn't a chancer and a chav. The young respectful ones are definitely a rare breed.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #272 on: 14 February 2015, 12:17:21 am »
The ones who as soon as the cash is handed over go straight for your lady bits, urm hello i'm not even turned on yet and your going at me like a sander?!

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Midsstudent

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #273 on: 14 February 2015, 12:21:15 pm »
Sucking my lips. This drives me nuts as they don't do it gently and it causes my lips to swell.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #274 on: 14 February 2015, 03:15:47 pm »
I know some guys get turned on by saying it, but every time I hear the phrase 'good girl' I really want to punch a dick.
Some people are good with numbers, they become accountants. I'm useless with numbers but very good at sex.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #275 on: 14 February 2015, 03:30:59 pm »
I know some guys get turned on by saying it, but every time I hear the phrase 'good girl' I really want to punch a dick.

Yeah, I think I'd much prefer "you dirty bitch."

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #276 on: 14 February 2015, 05:03:55 pm »
I know some guys get turned on by saying it, but every time I hear the phrase 'good girl' I really want to punch a dick.

Yeah, I think I'd much prefer "you dirty bitch."

Seriously. Much more complimentary :D
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #277 on: 14 February 2015, 06:30:52 pm »
I know some guys get turned on by saying it, but every time I hear the phrase 'good girl' I really want to punch a dick.

Haha, I've got one that says that as well, even though I'm probably twice his age..!!!  ;)
Well, maybe about 10 years his senior lol
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #278 on: 14 February 2015, 06:59:30 pm »
I know some guys get turned on by saying it, but every time I hear the phrase 'good girl' I really want to punch a dick.

Hear, hear - especially when you're giving oral. Feck off you patronising twat!

I liked what my client said today: "You love cock, don't you?!"
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #279 on: 14 February 2015, 10:08:00 pm »
I had a serial eyelid kisser yesterday. Took so many deep breaths I nearly passed out!!!!!!

Miss K xXx

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #280 on: 15 February 2015, 12:27:13 am »
I had a serial eyelid kisser yesterday. Took so many deep breaths I nearly passed out!!!!!!

An eyelid kisser? That's new lol x

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #281 on: 15 February 2015, 01:21:52 am »
I agree  with others - "good girl" is the worst - would rather be called "you bitch" any day.
It is weird - that if you say to guys - "good boy" especailly in a dom situation, they quite like that - but if you said to them,  "you are a f*****g bastard" they would be fairly pissed off! x

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #282 on: 15 February 2015, 04:56:07 am »
I hate it when client's disrespect my place .

Had one client put chewing gum smeared on my bedding !!! Disrespectful much !!!
Throwing they're rubbish on the floor when they're is a perfectly good Bin in perfect reach .
Bad manors!!

Im not a snob just think you should treat someones home with respect especially if your a guest ,
LouiseDelightful...xx!!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #283 on: 15 February 2015, 01:35:29 pm »
When you leave them feedback and they don't do the same. :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #284 on: 15 February 2015, 04:25:55 pm »
A classic is I cannot get through the gate or get lost finding me. It only turns out they hadn't read the text message clearly. Another is when they get out thier phone to prove my instructions wrong. And then say oh yeah must have missed that. They don't annoy as such just could do without. Simple things then I say you got yourself lost there. Not me.