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katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1065 on: 04 May 2016, 07:06:03 pm »
Quote from: geordie on 04 May 2016, 10:08:10 am
It's probably been said a million times before but this is the thing that irritates me more than anything else in the world and its just happened yet again..

Email on AW 'when are you next available?'

Ffs my whole availability for the month is on my profile and I spend hours on it every month, booking locations, working out dates and so on. Why can't they just fucking look at it? Literally nothing annoys me more. If you've found my profile easy enough to email me, READ IT. Not only that but I also have it written three times that I'm on a break so no doubt he didn't bother to see that either.

Phew, needed that rant  ;D


I keep mine updated often too and every SINGLE TIME when I post slap bang in the middle of my adultwork page that I'm NOT available I get stupid emails like that! Yes very annoying.
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lulu7

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« Reply #1066 on: 04 May 2016, 09:46:23 pm »
Telling me, "they don't have any money/ they aren't rich."

That's very nice but what do your money troubles have to do with me?  I'm not giving you free time because you aren't rich. If you "aren't rich" then you really shouldn't be spending your money on escorts then should you? Porn is free. 

I once charged someone above my rate for saying this to me. He asked for a extra hour after telling me he isn't rich and I gleefully said a fee higher than the one I charge. I don't go to sainsburys, stare at the chocolates and then tell the shop assistant i'm not rich. They would give a flying fuck about my financial woes.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1067 on: 04 May 2016, 11:41:52 pm »
Regulars;

Texting me about mundane bollocks ranging from the fact they are sunbathing to what they are having for dinner.

Who doesn't like a good spaghetti bolognese, but must they insist on letting me know about it? Jeez
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Lushblossom

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1068 on: 05 May 2016, 07:15:31 am »
When I give them very clear and specific parking instructions to park on a specified road and then they proceed to park just off it.

They text me saying 'I am just on a side road off that x road'.

Makes it hard to direct them then.  Annoying.

As if I am going to give them my main road name until they have parked up and arrived....!
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Kay

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1069 on: 05 May 2016, 12:18:21 pm »
It's amazing how many men think we're setting them up to be mugged/robbed if we give specific parking instructions...
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Fabulassie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1070 on: 05 May 2016, 01:29:00 pm »
I'm in a massive anonymous block so I just give them the address. Although right now I'm touring and in a flat on the most generic road ever. There's literally nothing to guide them. Even the postcode puts them in the wrong place. I've finally made a map by screenshooting Google maps and drawing arrows and shit on it. If I decide to take a booking, I'm willing to tell them exactly where I am. No flat number until they arrive, of course.
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Nia Hope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1071 on: 06 May 2016, 11:53:13 am »
Conversations like this.

Him. alright are you working today?
Me. Yes but I'm fully booked sorry.
Him. Oh, right, ummm, ahhh, ummm. So you don't have any time today at all?
Me. No sorry.
Him. Oh, ahhh, ummmm, ummm, shame, do you have any friends?
Me. Yes but none of them are prostitutes.
Him. Oh ok, ummmm, call me if you get any free time.
Me. Ok, bye.

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Naughtyforty

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1072 on: 06 May 2016, 05:57:29 pm »
I've seen one guy a few times. He has always turned up with beige trousers, navy jacket ( he just needs a straw boater to complete the look ) anyway I have coat hangers out  and obvious hanging places (a rail)  in my room. Every time though he takes his jacket of puts it on a hanger ( taken from the rail ) then opens my  wardrobe to hang it up. Aarggh!
I even try and beat him to it now " can I take your jacket".  "No no I will get it"
Nosey git just wants to look in the wardrobe I'm sure. I've try and depersonalise the room but he must suspect I live here.
Drives me bonkers but apart from that he is fine so i bite my tongue... I might snap one day though!!
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Fabulassie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1073 on: 06 May 2016, 06:03:40 pm »
Put something shocking in there next time.
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Naughtyforty

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« Reply #1074 on: 06 May 2016, 06:37:15 pm »
Good idea. I will need to let my imagination run wild and think of a belter...
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1075 on: 06 May 2016, 06:58:49 pm »
Quote from: Naughtyforty on 06 May 2016, 06:37:15 pm
Good idea. I will need to let my imagination run wild and think of a belter...

Big gorilla mask on top of a fluffy coat or something, he'll shit himself  ;D
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Emma_C

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« Reply #1076 on: 06 May 2016, 07:10:41 pm »
When they pick up a book nosily then quickly put it down when you come back in the room. Why not just ask "is that good book?"
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TrashAzn

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1077 on: 07 May 2016, 12:31:47 pm »
Quote from: Chatterly on 06 May 2016, 07:10:41 pm
When they pick up a book nosily then quickly put it down when you come back in the room. Why not just ask "is that good book?"

I'm sure they don't care some of them just like touching your stuff. Happens to me a lot of I leave a client anywhere while not looking they'll start picking things up and going through drawers though I do make sure there is nothing identifying lying around where they could find it. Last week had a client ask for a glass of water was going to get him but he just waves it off and says he'll get it and then starts going through all my cupboards and drawers until I walk in the kitchen and get a glass for him. Not sure what he was looking for I don't keep my I.D in the kitchen.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1078 on: 07 May 2016, 12:39:05 pm »
I had a half hour booking yesterday and the guy was in the shower at the end for 12 minutes! I was thinking "Doesn't he have washing facilities at home?" I had to tell him to get out! 
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Fabulassie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1079 on: 07 May 2016, 12:55:41 pm »
I had a guy pretty much insist on following me into the kitchen for his glass of water. This is a touring flat and I don't much care. But if he'd tried it at my home flat I'd have been extremely irritated.
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