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Title: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 11 January 2014, 09:53:41 am
Hi ladies,

Sometimes when I had a lovely or a nasty client I think of this forum and that I would like to share my experience. But that one experience in itself is usually not really worth opening up a new topic or I would have to search for what I would like to share specifically about the booking (payment, behaviour, safety etc).

Would it be a good idea if we use this topic to describe your last booking? Don't know if such topic already exists. Just simply share an overall experience? I think it would be fun! Hope your ladies agree  ;D

My last booking (I am in Amsterdam): Last night, an outcall (which I don't get to do often) at a very nice 5 star hotel. A wonderful Scandinavian man. We spend a few hours together and when he paid me up front he also gave me a present. A parfume of Estee Lauder that is not for sale in Holland yet. I am so happy :-). He was a bit of a rough kisser though, so I was afraid my face would look reddish when I left the hotel. Like I had a good scrub :-).
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ClaireJayne on 11 January 2014, 10:36:22 am
Last client was a regular who I've been seeing for 6 years so often will see him when he texts to say I'm in the area can I see you in 5 mins, generous tipper but bless his sweet soul, he is high profile but does not know that I know, I've known for years lol .......
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 11 January 2014, 11:16:18 am
 ;D
Also had a regular who was acting very high profile and mysterious about where he worked. He would describe his job to me with this mysterious look on face. Little did he know that I did an IP trace and the server of his company had the companies name  ;D
Like you I never told him, just nodded when he told me about his work and that I understood he could not disclose where that was.

Men! haha!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: amy on 11 January 2014, 12:01:48 pm
Little did he know that I did an IP trace and the server of his company had the companies name  ;D

Why would you do that? ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ClaireJayne on 11 January 2014, 12:17:45 pm
If he wants me to know after 6 years he would have said something, I think he knows I know but its unspoken lol especially when I gave him a key and said so you don't have to stand in the street. I think he thought it was because we have been seeing each other so long, its just I'd rather avoid a scandal lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 11 January 2014, 05:18:15 pm
@Amy the more mysterious they act the more curious I become, strange habit  ;D The information is of no use, I mean, I don't intend on using it. Just to satisfy my curiosity. And in the past I did IP traces when internet dating (international). There are a lot of con artists out there pretending to be in de the US but instead emailing from Lagos. So I still had this habit of sometimes doing an IP trace. These days that is more difficult since gmail and Hotmail hide the IP's.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MaddieMoo on 11 January 2014, 05:33:50 pm
My last booking was with this gorgeous bloke in his 40s who was so good in bed I kept thinking "No! This can't be happening! Whuut?" Also when we were just chatting we got to talking about his son and my nephew and nice things like that. Just a really lovely person, good conversation and easy on the eyes. Would be happy to see him regularly when I'm back to work!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: curvy_girl on 11 January 2014, 05:46:55 pm
My last booking was with a guy who was excellent in bed! I could have kissed him, and I did! He was very nice and got on well. Got to love a good booking :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shelly5 on 12 January 2014, 12:29:24 am
I'm happy to say my my last booking was with my favourite reg who comes to see me every month for 2 hours, always books well in advance and follows my booking procedures to the letter, and never cancels. He's a lovely person, pretty good looking and gentle, always put the envelope down before I need to ask, always brings flowers, champagne and sometimes an extra gift. He has a mature attitude and never sends any silly emails or messages in between or asks for a date. He really is the most perfect client, and I  always feel really uplifted afterwards. I wish I could nominate him for 'client of the year'  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: roseanna on 12 January 2014, 01:29:56 am
My last booking was with this gorgeous bloke in his 40s who was so good in bed I kept thinking "No! This can't be happening! Whuut?" Also when we were just chatting we got to talking about his son and my nephew and nice things like that. Just a really lovely person, good conversation and easy on the eyes. Would be happy to see him regularly when I'm back to work!!

I'd definitely want to keep this client as a regular. I make sure I am available whenever possible for guys like that. It's good to see that so many of you on here report having good clients. It's the same for me, and it still surprises me how many clients are good in bed, especially the single ones, and I often wonder why they are on their own. When things go well this is the best job in the world. It took me a couple of years to learn how to dodge the bad ones, the TW's etc, but you live and learn.

Oh yes, nearly forgot, my last booking was a good one too. He comes one or twice a week and has done for just over six months.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aussie Male Escort on 12 January 2014, 07:20:39 am
My last booking was nearly 1 month ago. I'm enjoying holidays in Australia with family and friends and not working here. Before Aus I was in Thailand and was mainly there to train at a muay thai gym so work wasn't a high priority. I advertised my UK rates in Thai baht and accepted no more than one booking per day when it fit in with training. I wasn't expecting much work there because local guys charge way less than I'm willing to work for but I got a lot of calls and turned down more bookings than I accepted. I worked a lot in Dubai and expected to spend some of what I saved in Thailand but the bookings I took in Thailand covered my expenses there. The last booking was a huge German man staying at a nice resort. He wanted a massage, some oral and sex with him on top. Easy enough and he was a nice guy. He said he'll contact me to see me again when he's in London. I'm here in Aus until Thursday then I'll work in Singapore for 4 days and fly back to London.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Dani on 12 January 2014, 02:38:55 pm
My last booking was with  Brazilian Doctor.  I took the booking although I felt he was lying a little as he sounded more African and too young to be a doctor.  I was pleasantly surprised that he was in fact a doctor who I have actually seen during my many hospital visits and appointments.  A doctor who specialises in my illness woo hoo!

I was very surprised though at how inexperienced he was as he didn't even know how to kiss or to have sex and it was more of a teaching booking than anything else but it was really nice and afterwards we had a good long chat about different things I can try for pain relief that my actual doctor has not bothered telling me so all in all a bloody good booking and he has re booked for next Friday as the last booking of the day as we can chat again afterwards to see how I am getting on with his ideas. 

So not only a lovely sweet guy but one who is able to offer me help after the bookings and tbh I am a bit gutted he has become a client as now I cant ask to change my doctor to him as he seems much more clued up than mine
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 13 January 2014, 08:21:54 am
@dani good advice from an unexpected source!  ;D I was once had a booking with a plastic surgeon from Beverly Hills, he even handed me his business card (was in Amsterdam). I have always wondered if he thought I need 'work'  >:(. He said the breast reduction I had was great though, very well done by the Dutch surgeon.

My last booking was yesterday afternoon, it was a femdom booking and my client was wearing a chastity belt. I just love making them go crazy  ;D ;D This client also asked what they all ask, how many dates a week do you have? Grrr..... I can see the calculator doing the work in their brains. But I always answer politely and in a vague way that is varies
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ilovedots on 13 January 2014, 09:06:33 pm
Am I the only one struggling to recall who the last one was, even if it was only a day ago?  ;D Is my memory totally disengaged these days or something? I feel really bad now lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: amy on 13 January 2014, 09:19:05 pm
Am I the only one struggling to recall who the last one was, even if it was only a day ago?  ;D Is my memory totally disengaged these days or something? I feel really bad now lol

No, you're not. Unless it's been memorably horrific, I've normally forgotten what happened in the time it takes the door to click shut, although I nearly always remember them as soon as I see them when they come back :).
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: xw5 on 13 January 2014, 10:27:55 pm
There's a chapter on 'Mr Average' in Extra Confessions of a Working Girl which I suspect everyone who's done the work will recognise - the ones who merge into each other, leaving just the particularly good and the particularly bad in your memory as individuals.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ilovedots on 14 January 2014, 01:29:33 am
Amy & xw5, thanks for reassuring me  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: curvy_girl on 14 January 2014, 11:51:14 am
I am usually the same, unless I talk about it on the same night I would forget! And this is someone who doesn't offer 15 min and half hour appointments either!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ScarletWoman on 14 January 2014, 11:07:54 pm
My last one was amazing. It's a nice older man I've been seeing for a few months. He's had a few nasty health problems and I suspect depression. He also has a severe porn addiction and had not had Sex for 10 years. For the last few months we've struggled with erectile dysfunction and inability to cum. And this time, both problems were overcome! It was a moment of triumph, I was so happy for him. He's now well on the road to debauchery I'm sure :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: curvy_girl on 15 January 2014, 06:26:33 pm
Last guy I saw was the best 'get to it' appointments I had had for a while. Casual chat and then off to business! His fantasy is an air hostess, he likes it but wants a more genuine outfit rather than the sexy versions of it you get in shops. I agreed with him and am now thinking about shopping around on ebay for such things! Food for thought :P
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: lollypopcruncher on 16 January 2014, 05:01:34 pm
Athletic guy, super sporty.
Firm and muscular.
Lives abroad.

Unreal, huge monster knob.
Respectful and quiet.

Nice chap.

But should I not be paying him?  ;D

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Holly T on 16 January 2014, 08:33:39 pm
Well, my last booking was two weeks ago as I've been busy with my other life.  Normally not being able to get down 'n' dirty any less than a few times a week would annoy the hell out of me but I guess I'm lucky that my last booking was immense fun and I'm still smiling about it.

So a new client called up and requested something a little more unusual.  Sure... I tell him I'm happy to oblige.

Was something I was really inexperienced at so was quite nervous but I thoroughly enjoyed it.  Doubt it'll be a booking I'll forget in a while.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bellaarabella on 17 January 2014, 12:01:06 pm
I've had a few weeks off over Christmas but my last client was so handsome, was a nice treat for myself before Christmas, he was amazing in bed and was wearing my favourite aftershave too. I seen him last week in my daytime job and he gave me a cheeky wink and smile xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: glitter cupcake on 17 January 2014, 05:41:56 pm
Was a bit wary of my last booking and thought he was going to be a no-show. He was Eastern European so couldn't tell if he was understanding me or tell if he seemed genuine (though he apologised for his bad English!).

I had nothing at all to worry about though. He turned up, was nicely dressed-sporty,fit and muscular. He was really happy as he's said he's always wanted to meet a BBW. Really friendly and one of the most cheerful clients I've ever had! :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 22 January 2014, 08:05:04 am
Last night was my last booking. He was a little bit smelly  :FF and a terrible kisser. He wanted the emphasize on femdom, so I got out of kissing him too much. But when I first kissed him he immediately stuck his tongue out. I blurted out: why do you that??  ;D ;D He said he just does automatically. Poor wife/girl friend.... really... it was almost funny. When I would put my mouth closer to his there it was again, the tongue....
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 22 January 2014, 02:24:04 pm
My last appointment last night was with a gent who had been punting since the 80's. We really enjoyed ourselves and I heard some great tales about his punting past. Lovely bloke.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: curvygrace on 24 January 2014, 04:53:33 pm
Am I the only one struggling to recall who the last one was, even if it was only a day ago?  ;D Is my memory totally disengaged these days or something? I feel really bad now lol

Haha, I forget them as soon as they walk out of the door! I think it's a coping strategy I have!

But, on topic, I do remember the guy I saw yesterday. Peter, a newbie. Gorgeous tall black guy in a sharp suit. Didn't really want sex, just chat and cuddles. The perfect antidote to a shit London tour!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ClaireJayne on 24 January 2014, 06:15:58 pm
arrrhhhh I just had a hottie of a client, too enthusiastic on my part perhaps  :P Already smitten and already in the phone as 'yep, you want to see him again' All smiles.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 24 January 2014, 09:37:16 pm
Last appointment was with a guy who I couldn't meet the first time he booked due to unforeseen circumstances, which caused a misunderstanding. We cleared it up and he booked again and was one of the most lovely clients I've had yet :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Julia9 on 25 January 2014, 09:29:37 am
this made me smile, as a relative newbie I have just seen the potential for feeling stood up when someone doesn't even follow up a phone call/consolidate a booking, never mind if they didn't book me again and I had thought it had gone well/liked them..... >:(.  Got to be cool and warm :).x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ClaireJayne on 02 February 2014, 05:13:29 pm
I'm having client flashback.... Can't get my last booking out of my head damn....oddly Fridays have been ending with a run of good looking bankers in their 30s. Can't get this one guy out of my head  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: emmagfe on 03 February 2014, 09:24:42 pm
Mine was Friday evening about midnight. He's a newish client I have seen a few times now.
It's usually an Incall but that was an outcall.
He's great in bed and quite good looking but young.
I enjoyed it a lot but I don't know what came over me but I went to kiss him 'passionately' like I meant it..then I realised and moved away.
After then I felt really weird and low.

I'm having issues ATM on deciding whether I want to give up escorting and if I want a man in my life.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sassy Slapper on 04 February 2014, 03:25:44 pm
Last night, a late night booking with a guy who is a secret cross dresser.

He taught me a few steps of the Charlston and a something or other bop dance , I taught him how to "slut drop" and to "drop it like its hot" (I saw it on Geordie shore)

It was an unusual booking which involved my utter mortification at the fact that his lingerie was way better than mine and my revenge with my strap on.  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: KimberlyC on 07 February 2014, 12:16:44 am
Tonight I had a client who was probably the handsomest man I've ever touched. The guy was smokin'! Tall, dark, handsome, distinguished... great body, beautiful eyes, perfect white teeth.

And, of course, a very nice man.

Fuck, if only they were all like that!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: roseanna on 07 February 2014, 09:58:50 am
Tonight I had a client who was probably the handsomest man I've ever touched. The guy was smokin'! Tall, dark, handsome, distinguished... great body, beautiful eyes, perfect white teeth.

And, of course, a very nice man.

Fuck, if only they were all like that!

What was he like in bed though?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: KimberlyC on 07 February 2014, 12:52:42 pm
La, la, la...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: xw5 on 07 February 2014, 02:34:05 pm
So everyone is absolutely clear, that's not the sort of question anyone should feel under any pressure to answer.

If you want to do so, fine, but remember that this is publicly viewable including via search engines and, for at least some of you, some of your clients are reading.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: KimberlyC on 07 February 2014, 03:31:42 pm
good point!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 08 February 2014, 03:53:30 am
My last booking was with my fave regular. He is the perfect client. Ckean, respectful, great cenversationlist and smart. The sex was great tho. You know when they really need it and it quite frantic and then he slowed right down to the point of being tabtric. I always leave there with a smile and feeling relaxed.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: HarpsichordSam on 08 February 2014, 04:29:01 am
Mine was a newbie. He was hungover from a night out in London, young, quiet, nervous, fit, handsome, unsure as to what his future held as was about (the next evening) to go and live in another country for 4 months.  Leaving his home, partner, friends etc  behind.  He was in a strange place I felt, but you never know do you?  Could be just going on holiday to Bognor in reality, couldn't he??  I have learned to take these stories with a HUGE pinch of salt really!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: HarpsichordSam on 08 February 2014, 04:31:43 am
Just realised that was pretty identifiable...  Oh well!  If it was YOU, then good luck with your travels! xxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: prettywoman__1541 on 09 February 2014, 01:20:05 am
My last booking was terrible! He was Nigerian old as dirt and couldn't fuck. He would get need to be a point of climax and slow down o.O but at least it was a 2 hr booking
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Julia1985 on 09 February 2014, 06:02:18 pm
Last booking was with a new client, a lovely guy who bought me a box of chocolates. He managed to cum 3 times in an hour so it was quite intense. Said he hadn't had sex for 3 mths although not sure if I believed that. Might have been on V but who cares as he was really nice company. We ran over quite a bit but I didn't mind as I didn't have another booking and was actually enjoying myself. At the end to my surprise he gave me a generous tip 'for the extra time' which for me is rare. I hadn't asked for anything. He has also arranged another booking for next week! One happy client  :). If only they could all be like that!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 09 February 2014, 08:39:44 pm
My last booking was with a 26 year old cute fire fighter. Had great sex with him  ;D And I got some advice on fire safety tips in my apartment!  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 10 February 2014, 04:41:26 am
Last booking was with a lovely gentlemen-very friendly, great conversationalist (hate the ones that hardly if ever speak, makes it so uncomfortable!) polite, clean and very respectful.

He was very interested in what got ME turned on instead of just thinking about himself, and used his Hitachi wand on me for a looong time.. definitely going to have to get one of those!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 10 February 2014, 05:29:47 am
Yes Hitachi wands are excellent! I can also recommend the palm power as its a bit smaller so easier to transport but SO POWERFUL! :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lady_Lust_XXX on 10 February 2014, 05:08:07 pm
They may be the tallest, most handsome, most pleasant personality, richest (mmmmm!) client you ever have.  They still have one vice .... US !!!!!!!!!!!!!   ::)  Not that there is anything wrong with visiting prossies but ............................

My last client came, came and went ........................... what did he look like.  After the door is shut I don't remember.  ;D

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 12 February 2014, 09:16:27 am
The last booking made me feel like a complete numpty.  :FF

First I turn up at this guys house and when I come in I felt like I had met him before. I asked if we had and he said no. To be fair he was a middle aged bald white man and I see so many people like that that it is possible that I got confused. Whilst this is whirring through my head I take the money but for the first time in my professional life I don't count the money! What a numpty.

I still cant shake the feeling that I knew him. He asks to take pictures. I asked if he had the ?50 extra as discussed for film and photos. He says never mind. We go into the bedroom and it start doing the do. just lots of oral and RO then he starts saying how great I look as a secretary (I came in costume and I do rock the secretary look)
He says that we should go out for a meal next week and would I dress like this. *ding ding ding ding ding* I finally recognise he as my first client. The guy I asked to not call me again as I was inundated with requests for meeting for meals dressed as a slut, car meets and offers to use his flat for incalls with payment in kind. He would talk over and over again about being business partners and would want to pay me in gifts. Basically  a wannabe pimp!
He then attempts to bareback me I shift away. I finish him off in my mouth. All done in 20 minutes and he would like me to leave but can he have a refund as it has been less then 30 minutes and he paid for an hour. I said no but I'm quite happy to stay here for another 40 minutes. He says never mind.
Later I get to the petrol station and see that he short changed me anyway by ?10!

In the end I took it in good humour. He was a cheeky fucker but I should only blame myself for not counting the money and I only worked for 20 mins and got ?100 for it still. Its the attempted bareback that riles me up. I suppose I know where he lives now so hopefully I never see him again

Lesson learnt moving on!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: chloe94 on 14 February 2014, 12:13:28 am
I've had the same kinda thing too - the type who claims to have not met you when you're racking your memory but you later realise you have met. I don't know why they do it, they can't expect us to remember all of them ::)
Would much prefer if they said something like "yes we met in XX month at XX hotel, I asked you to wear XX colour lingerie".. then I'd probably remember.

My last booking was with a regular, I accept bookings by text from him as it's so much easier. He's a nice guy and we often have a few mins chat about local news etc before we go upstairs but the sex is painfully awkward, it's the exact same routine every time which I don't mind doing but sometimes it's so boring I have to think about stuff in my head to pass the time.  :P The main problem is he takes so long to cum but now he finishes himself off by hand after about 20 mins of me on top, it's unusually boring but I suppose he must like it. He's more confident with me now, at first he'd hardly touch me or ask me to do something but I'm glad he's more vocal about things now as I prefer clients to 'lead' during bookings.
I don't mind it that much though, the regular income and a repeat client who's respectful makes up for the boredom. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 14 February 2014, 07:53:22 am
My last client had a spit and chewed up food fetish. I would chew up the food he brought (fish and chips) and kiss it into his mouth and he would eat it. I felt like a bird feeding her chick! He's also into me slobbering all over him. I didn't mind tho I was just thankful he didn't want to feed me chewed up food and I remained slobber free. He was a lovely fella
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sinead on 21 February 2014, 04:15:53 pm
My last client left in the first 5 minutes, saying that I look underage (I just turned 21)  and he cant do it ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Cecex on 21 February 2014, 09:46:55 pm
I had a booking last Friday, I have cammed a few times with him on AW and he wanted a cam session with me as well as a booking. Well the booking was supposed to last for 2 hours but I did say half the day as it would take more than 2 hours trying to get cam work as it was slow last week! He paid me a deposit of ?200 straight into my bank account and then paid me less money when we met! he was supposed to pay me another ?200 but only paid me ?170 and he wouldn't get anymore money until the next morning! he said I will transfer the money in the morning I said sorry no, your supposed to pay me upfront ffs! anyway cut a long story short! he was asking for other services that I didn't offer and changing roles when he was supposed to be sub and I was mistress! as I was training to be a mistress he then started being dome towards me and I didn't like it! I thought fuck this I am not doing this for x amounts of money I rather not bother and I told him don't ask for services and expect me to do them when we didn't discuss in the first place! I had to stay over night to get the extra ?30 that he owed me! absolute nightmare! Never again. I should of planned it better! that was my booking and I haven't escorted since 2011! x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Amethyst on 13 March 2014, 07:24:31 pm
I've just had such an odd experience. I think I've just been booked by stig of the dump  :-\

Not meant in a nasty way, but that's all I could think throughout due to his attitude and behaviour! I think some guys can get a bit animalistic/caveman when really horny but this just took the biscuit.

He was young, and actually spoke in grunts. Like once we got in the bedroom there was no communication whatsoever, just grunting and pointing. The very second I entered the room he lunged at me, started tugging at my dress. Then left me standing there, suddenly leaped onto the bed, sat cross legged and started wanking furiously. It looked a bit chimp-like. There was no kissing, no foreplay, just owo and sex. And yup, his choice of position was doggy. Afterwards, he fumbled opening the baby wipes like plastic hadn't been invented yet then just tossed me the packet and grunted to open for him...  ::) Then he said he had to rush off, presumably to go hunt bears?

I'm feeling bemused  :-\
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 14 March 2014, 01:47:36 am
Wow is it a full moon or something?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DarleneDreams on 15 March 2014, 12:41:05 am
My last session just ended. I was revisited by a once regular of mine. He used to book me weekly for about 1 year and then right before Christmas just dropped off. I've only seen him twice this year. I know it was because he was getting the hint that I was not into his weird fantasy that he is in love with me.

I don't like kissing and he was always going for kisses. That and trying to give me that look of love - a long gaze straight at my eyes and kinda tilting his head like he was in love. Also didn't like his mind games where he was essentially interviewing me during the massage. It all got too personal and I was annoyed by his probing questions. So I started acting stand-offish and put up a big wall. It worked and he stopped booking me.

When he called yesterday to book me for today he requested a mutual shower before the massage session started. This is something that I don't offer and don't feel comfortable with no matter who the client is. Knowing that, he asked anyway. Just to kind of keep him hoping and to book the session I told him I would think about it while I  knew full well that it would never happen.

He arrives and I told him that I wasn't going to be getting in the shower with him he sat on my couch and asked why what's wrong. This is where I messed up and sat down and told him a too long excuse as to why no shower. Before I realized 25 minutes went by so I hurry him into his solo shower without asking for the donation 1st :FF.
He gets out and on my table and a painfully quiet and boring session ensues. 30 minutes later he's finished and in the shower again, alone. Comes out and wants to chit-chat and I am just thinking come on put the donation down. I dodge his stupid love gaze and keep looking at the table and desk to see that he hasn't paid. When he finally does  he puts down a 100 bill and almost runs out the door. I'm shorted 40 and I don't call him to get the rest because I never specified "okay you've been here over an hour and that will be..."

So I've re-learned to always get the donation up front even if it's an old trusted regular! Duh!! :(

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: roseanna on 15 March 2014, 01:13:20 am
My last session just ended. I was revisited by a once regular of mine. He used to book me weekly for about 1 year and then right before Christmas just dropped off. I've only seen him twice this year. I know it was because he was getting the hint that I was not into his weird fantasy that he is in love with me.

I don't like kissing and he was always going for kisses. That and trying to give me that look of love - a long gaze straight at my eyes and kinda tilting his head like he was in love. Also didn't like his mind games where he was essentially interviewing me during the massage. It all got too personal and I was annoyed by his probing questions. So I started acting stand-offish and put up a big wall. It worked and he stopped booking me.

When he called yesterday to book me for today he requested a mutual shower before the massage session started. This is something that I don't offer and don't feel comfortable with no matter who the client is. Knowing that, he asked anyway. Just to kind of keep him hoping and to book the session I told him I would think about it while I  knew full well that it would never happen.

He arrives and I told him that I wasn't going to be getting in the shower with him he sat on my couch and asked why what's wrong. This is where I messed up and sat down and told him a too long excuse as to why no shower. Before I realized 25 minutes went by so I hurry him into his solo shower without asking for the donation 1st :FF.
He gets out and on my table and a painfully quiet and boring session ensues. 30 minutes later he's finished and in the shower again, alone. Comes out and wants to chit-chat and I am just thinking come on put the donation down. I dodge his stupid love gaze and keep looking at the table and desk to see that he hasn't paid. When he finally does  he puts down a 100 bill and almost runs out the door. I'm shorted 40 and I don't call him to get the rest because I never specified "okay you've been here over an hour and that will be..."

So I've re-learned to always get the donation up front even if it's an old trusted regular! Duh!! :(

A good example why you shouldn't lead clients into believing they'll get something they won't. Always ends in tears IME.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 15 March 2014, 10:44:32 am
My last booking was last night. A young man who made an appointment for my soft dom services. Anyway, he was very nervous. When I opened the door he just walked right into my apartment without even shaking my hand. He apologized though  ;D

He asked if I could give him advice on how long our booking should be. It was his first time...He also said that in our email conversation he would bring enough cash to stay for a few hours. He was just so shy and nothing came out of him. No response, just yes and no answers. I couldn't bear the thought entertaining smeone like him for 2 hours. So I said 1,5 hours would be a good start. He came twice and all was done within an hour. We chatted for the remainder of the date. I can't say anything negative about him, wouldn't be fair. But this type of client is the one that feels like hard working and a one way street.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: foxy roxy on 15 March 2014, 04:55:44 pm
My last booking was a fairly nice and well mannered guy.  Everything was going well until towards the end of the booking.  He commented that he knows I don't offer anal,  but as he was so good at giving oral maybe I'd be willing to throw it in as he's definitely going to make me come and it would be his reward!

Needless to say,  gave me a good giggle but he didn't get anal.  :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 15 March 2014, 05:12:46 pm
He was a lovely client but his bones kept digging in to me very uncomfortable. Then he told me about he had a gf at home. I thought that couldn't do it. Having bones jabbing me throughout sex.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: phoenix77 on 15 March 2014, 11:28:22 pm
Mine was a few nights ago with a gorgeous guy, he was so amazing in bed I thought I was dreaming! It's so nice to have a hot client who knows what he's doing and likes giving pleasure. It was my first time with him but he's already asked for another booking and I can't wait.  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ClaireJayne on 16 March 2014, 07:59:53 am
My last booking was with a Vet who kept talking about pussies of the four legged variety......
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 18 March 2014, 01:30:24 am
With a very sweet,polite,intelliegent French fella.The sex was lovely and we had a great chat afterwards about French/English culture and the Swedish model.A fab booking!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 22 March 2014, 07:11:06 pm
Oh my word the client I saw last night was SOOOO amazingly super good looking! I was so surprised. He text me saying he needed a booking as he has had a massive dry spell since leaving uni. Sounded lovely on the phone and agreed to the appointment but had visions of a dorky young man to be honest. What entered my hotel room was basically was someone who looking exactly like Ryan Lochte (us swimmer google him) He was so pretty AND a massive but not monstrous cock. He was soooo clean as well. Honestly, I couldn't believe it. I could even see past some bad techniques because he was so pretty. It dawned on me today that it was pure objectification on my part! I've never really experienced it this way round except for when googling pictures of certain men (mmm alexander skargard) but I really think I got to experience in a way what it must be like for a client.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: RR on 22 March 2014, 07:17:10 pm
Lovely client - quick to get the business over and just wanted to lie and chat for ages afterward. Even tipped me ?20 - I said no at first but he insisted. Had all lovely clients this week, been brought wine, chocolates, been tipped, all brief on the rumpy part with just wanting to sit and chat for the rest of the time. Totally gonna be made to work for my money the following week I bet, as I've had that pleasant a week!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Nia Hope on 25 March 2014, 09:52:02 pm
My last booking was a very nervous older guy, around 70!, he wanted a tie and tease bit of mild nipple torture, he was very charming and complimented me a lot which is always nice! Was one of those guys who was in a constant orgasmic state! But am sure you girls can relate to the before and after cum personality, it's like Jekyll and Hyde ! Just proves where guys brains really are, x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: hideawayx on 25 March 2014, 11:34:01 pm
AMAZING!!!

loved it had the best time he was sooooo hot we drunk and were talking for ages. He seemed uneasy about the whole escorting thing and kept saying he didn't even want to have sex with me just wanted to take me out so much so that I actually made the move on him as I was so up for it and felt like he needed to get his money worth. Even then we didn't have sex just 69er
He then asked me out on a date which I found so odd and shit because in a normal situation I would have 100% gone out with him.
Hes fun, young has a gorgoues car/appartment seems like he has valid reasons for meeting me through AW that night but it could all be a front. Of course I declined lovely guy though so hot and actually wish we had had sex! Wonder wether he does this to all the girls to get 'freebies' or whether he genuinely thinks I'm a nice girl.
Best to keep work and my private life completely seperate.
Can't help but think my mext booking will be such a let down compared to tht encounter   >:(
 HOT HOT HOT  ;D

xxxx
xxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 26 March 2014, 12:26:47 am
my last booking was a very nice surprise, an old client Ive had back in 2010, who told me he recognized me from the pics I have on my  profile, even if this is a new aw profile :))
And he wanted to see me again as I made a good impression on him back then. He is a lovely guy and we had a fun evening, hopefully he will save my number this time :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 02 May 2014, 05:08:37 pm
My last booking left a few hours ago, he came very quickly  ;D. I touched him, he screamed out: oh, there it is!! I immediately let go since we were only 10 minutes into the booking. But there it was.... we chatted a bit afterwards. But I got paid for an hour and he was in and out in 20 minutes. It happened before when we met in August. He said he really enjoyed our appointment and will get in touch again. But I will be sure to not touch his willy too soon! haha!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 02 May 2014, 07:41:15 pm
Lol, its exactly like the booking I had at noon today with a lovely gent, he came too soon then we chated for a while, luckily he wanted just 30 minutes and I promised him I wont touch anything next time :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: AnnaBBW on 04 May 2014, 10:50:19 am
I met an older client in a central hotel who was very friendly and responsive.  Sex was off limits as it was my time of the month but we'd discussed and agreed to a very sensual GFE and lots of bum fun for him.  He asked me to join him for dinner afterwards but I politely declined as I didn't want to offend him by telling him my time would still be chargeable.   Sometimes I get the feeling they believe you've had such a great time in their company that you'd extend it for free. 

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lola Rose on 04 May 2014, 03:14:32 pm
I have a client that i have seen couple times but then before he left today he said he wants to arrange to take me shopping to buy me a present, then dinner and drinks and hotel for the night!!!!! He said of course it's all on me as I want to treat you!!!!!! Erm what about my fee for all that time!!!! I'm not his partner or girlfriend and don't ever in a million years intend to be!!!! I wasn't sure what to say and just said oh we'll see, it threw me for a bit and I couldn't wait to get him out the door. Made me feel really uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: AnnaBBW on 04 May 2014, 04:25:02 pm
I have a client that i have seen couple times but then before he left today he said he wants to arrange to take me shopping to buy me a present, then dinner and drinks and hotel for the night!!!!! He said of course it's all on me as I want to treat you!!!!!! Erm what about my fee for all that time!!!! I'm not his partner or girlfriend and don't ever in a million years intend to be!!!! I wasn't sure what to say and just said oh we'll see, it threw me for a bit and I couldn't wait to get him out the door. Made me feel really uncomfortable.

They seem to forget that you can treat yourself to all those things with the money you make from being in this line of work.  I find it patronising when someone suggests they'd be "treating" me to anything.  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lola Rose on 04 May 2014, 04:38:53 pm
The 'treating me' bit was the worse, made it sound as if I needed someone to pat me on the head and say well done, you deserve a treat!!!! Aaarrrrgggghhhhhh
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 04 May 2014, 07:38:57 pm
My last meeting was with a regular. He is usually really quiet but he really came out of his shell. He was talking about the possibility of a 3some with me and I thought this is great dirty talk and he was really getting into it but then he was thinking a bit too hard about the logistics of it, his cock softened as he was going through the AW hotlist in his mind. I could see the cogs turning. Tried a bj and a hand job and in the end I asked him where he would like to cum (mist guys say on my tits which is easy for me haha) but he gave it a couple of pumps and said "you know what I'm not going to cum but I will contact you about that 3some"
Talk about not living in the moment! Poor guy haha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: miss.mindy on 25 May 2014, 03:45:50 pm
My last one was amazing for my first time back in the ring after a few years. He booked me for 2 hours which I thought was weird for a 1st booking but he explained that he is older and prefers to have some cuddling and kissing time.

He turned out to be at least over 60 and very polite if not a bit eccentric and a talker. It also turns out he booked me because I look like an escort he seems to be in love with but she won't see him any more because her bf got jealous of how close they were. It was great because he was lovely and wouldn't stop complimenting my body and most of the session was cuddling and kissing with only a fraction of that having sex we finished with me getting myself off with a vibrator and then he came after that and he kept an eye on the time and left saying he wanted to book me twice a week. So we will see.

Also after working 3 years at a call centre where the workers were definitely not appreciated it was great to be paid nearly a weeks wage at that job for a few hours of affection.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Ashley_Stafford on 26 May 2014, 09:27:46 am
My last booking was on Saturday night. He was a middle aged man, nothing too unordinary. Once he paid the 'special price' he walked in with his dirty shoes leaving dirt all over my cream carpet. I ignored it and just headed into the bedroom and started undressing when he started asking all these questions, 'where did I live exactly in Manchester? How old are you really? Ashley isn't your real name is it?' Oh my goodness, I just sort of brushed off his questions and answered them bluntly but I felt quite interrogated and it put me in the worst mood.

After we were done, he was just lying there on the bed, whilst I got dressed and eventually he dragged himself up and slowly started putting his clothes on. It was painful waiting for him to get out the door as he was already five minutes over his time. He just wouldn't stop talking and I was standing at the door waiting to escort him out! Finally he left and I went about my night as usual.  ;D

Two hours later I received a text from him saying 'U weren't really what I expected u probably shouldn't do it for a living but all the best anyway'  :FF


Quite comical really! Glad I never have to deal with him again... moving on
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: AlexRa on 26 May 2014, 11:37:16 am
Also after working 3 years at a call centre where the workers were definitely not appreciated it was great to be paid nearly a weeks wage at that job for a few hours of affection.

Absolutely agree:) me, call centre ex-worker, where even for customers abuse nobody stands up for you, because it is a client....

naaaa.... I have a great satisfaction now, when somebody is ringing my phone and is not polite enough, to tell him to f@ off:D feels absolutely great!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: happyhappyjoyjoy on 26 May 2014, 01:24:23 pm
I'm from the ex call centre crew also! Fuck that noise 10 years was too long
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 08 August 2014, 08:27:16 am
Good morning!!

My last booking was weird in a way. Before I share I have to explain that I prefer white flowers and white chocolate  ;D.

Anyway, this client made weird remarks in an email the day before our booking. I told him I was not comfortable meeting him. He apologized profusely and I felt I might indeed have misunderstood him and accepted the apology.

He arrived with a white rose and a box of bonbons. The booking went fine. And after he left I opened up the box. Guess what? All white bonbons but all the same!  ;D ;D ;D ;D I am down to earth and believe in coincidence that it was all my favourite chocolates. But the funny part I think is the fact all bonbons were exactly the same (about 20 of them). He came to my place by public transport, and he was not carrying a bag. So there is no mix up with a box of his chocolates or anything.

Just wanted to share this with you  ;). I never talked to this client about flowers, chocolates or a color/taste preference.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: nina_darling on 08 August 2014, 09:37:36 am
Its fun reading about your experiences  ;D My client last night was a regular very nice nigerian business man. I went for an outcall to his penthouse in mayfair. He treated me well, gave me a bottle of wine and ?900 tip! My favourite are Arabs and Nigerian from abroad they tip well. Unfortunately those living in london are the total opposite, tight with their money!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: SpaceHopper on 08 August 2014, 10:25:00 am
Am I the only one struggling to recall who the last one was, even if it was only a day ago?  ;D Is my memory totally disengaged these days or something? I feel really bad now lol

No, you're not. Unless it's been memorably horrific, I've normally forgotten what happened in the time it takes the door to click shut, although I nearly always remember them as soon as I see them when they come back :).

Haha I do this too!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 08 August 2014, 11:15:27 am
My memory is also not that good. Some times when I read back my own posts I think: was this me? was this my client? So I could use my posts in the forum as some kind of diary ;-).
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: StawberryFields on 08 August 2014, 11:58:27 am
Haven't been working since the beginning of June. Last booking the guy was very sensitive and nervous, kept saying he was going to cum every time I tried to touch him, even just putting the condom on. He lasted about 3 seconds. Was very grateful though.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 08 August 2014, 01:08:54 pm
Slobbery.

About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bluetits on 08 August 2014, 03:42:59 pm
I had 2 in the last couple of weeks phone and ask if I remember them. One I did remember, not because it was bad, but he mentioned his funny AW name and he was really pleased and said he would book later. He didn't. Another one said he had seen me a year ago and had a tattoo but I couldn't place him. He said I must have a dodgy memory as we spoke about his tattoo (wow!!) and that he will leave it. I think he really had been here as he didn't remember my door nmbr but the funny ornaments he remembered. They must really rate themselves high and think they were special to me.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mssa on 08 August 2014, 05:13:04 pm
Slobbery.

About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!

Ahaha this sounds like one of my very first bookings, at the end he was like "well I guess we might as well have a bonk then"
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TeaBoy on 08 August 2014, 11:26:04 pm
My last booking was a bit of a weird one...

He had been all enthusiastic about coming over, saying how he likes to cum several times and how much fun we're going to have. He said he wanted to stay for a while as he was travelling quite far, but he only had ?100. My hourly rate is ?90, but I said he could have an hour and a half for the ?100 (I'm quite low on clients at the moment and I thought an introductory offer would be alright). So he comes over (late), we get going, then after half an hour he cums then says "is it alright if I leave?". He seemed really distant, throughout, so I don't know if I wasn't what he was expecting or what (though I have face and body pics on all my profiles). It's only later that I twigged, he said he wanted to fuck me, I reached over to get the condom, and he said "oh no, actually can you suck me off"... I think he wanted to fuck me bareback, but thankfully he was too ashamed to ask for it :) And I was left with nearly twice my fee for a half hour session!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TheChemist on 09 August 2014, 02:24:38 pm
Just had a nineteen year old  :o

I'm such a pervert. Enjoyed it so much. He's booked for next week.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 09 August 2014, 06:43:51 pm
My last booking was odd. Well I thought so.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sexy_Kitty on 10 August 2014, 01:23:07 am
I have had such CLINGY clients today. They've been sweet but it drains me having to do such an intense GFE.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 10 August 2014, 01:12:07 pm
My last booking was last night with an regular.
He is  a gorgeous 24 years old guy and we had 2 hours of very hot sex and Im still recovering from it  ;D

Love it when I click with someone  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BBW Joi Parker on 10 August 2014, 07:50:30 pm
My last booking was with this gorgeous bloke in his 40s who was so good in bed I kept thinking "No! This can't be happening! Whuut?" Also when we were just chatting we got to talking about his son and my nephew and nice things like that. Just a really lovely person, good conversation and easy on the eyes. Would be happy to see him regularly when I'm back to work!!

Ditto...except my dude was mid 30s
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: frankiework on 12 August 2014, 02:59:37 pm
Sex/Listening to him say he is a complete looser for booking an escort/ sex/pathetic for booking/sex/looser and finally, an extremely happy me when the alarm went off
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Freya on 13 August 2014, 04:18:35 pm
Okay I'm usually good at bluffing but - last night turned up at regular's house and mid booking got presented with a box containing a brand new strap on vibrating dildo. Oh course I've used one before....once, not being the particularly physically dominant type but this man is so alpha he doesn't have to even try to be dominant he just is, very stern and clearly used to being in charge and 10 years older than me. Don't really get intimidated by most people but do by him even though he is alway nice to me.

When he asked in a challenging tone if I was going to 'fuck him up the arse hard?' I just about managed to wipe the terrified look off my face and to my embarrassment actually squeaked uncertainly (yes squeaked) 'er yes'. He then positioned himself and what seemed like several excruciating minutes passed as I tried to untangle the wire after I'd put it on. Honestly it felt like being called out in assembly and fucking my old headmaster! I think that this is definitely a gap in my skills set and I'll have to 'try harder' as there is much 'room for improvement'. The other thing was that he took it very readily and obviously has a big interest in it and has been leading up to this for ages (oh my goodness, I think I've been sort of groomed!!!).

I don't offer anal on my profile but for once I was practically grateful that he started on that with me last night. I didn't mind the 'boundary pushing' on this occasion, just glad that I managed to distract him with something. Arh! I'm such a wimp! Must say though that he was otherwise on top form and in spite of being thrown a bit at the start ended up enjoying the booking.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: PoshTotty on 14 August 2014, 03:55:43 pm
My clients are generally physically unattractive and shit in bed (I'm rarely turned on); a "good client" for me is one I can have a stimulating conversation with because that's as good as it gets these days. I attract inexperienced nervous first timers and those with issues (sexual and/or emotional) and it's really draining me right now, to the point where I've decided to have some time off. Thank god for my one normal regular :-[

My last booking, the client gave me the wrong postcode for the hotel (although google maps found it OK ???) so I wasted half an hour driving around trying to find it and was bordering on tears. It was also compounded by the fact the road layout was different to my sat nav in a few places even though I updated the sodding thing recently. We had a nice chat but dear god he had no idea how to fuck :-[
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Saucepot on 14 August 2014, 04:03:52 pm
Last booking he turned up 10 minutes late and told me he had forgotten to bring his wallet with him so could he pay the money direct into my account later on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was, not very politely, shown the door!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 14 August 2014, 11:35:41 pm
Same as me but for other reasons.. He showed up coming from the train station, I asked him if he wants to take a shower, he asked me back if I had one. Ffs, my hair was still wet! This combined with the fact he didnt paid my fee  but started to touch my boobs first plus he asked me if I do duos with my flat mate (which is not on my profile, meaning I dont do duos) plus he said he wants just half an hour booking made me showing him the door.
Rude and an idiot.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: xSweetCheeksx on 15 August 2014, 12:35:21 am
One word, horrendous! He was a nobhead disrespectful 24 year old who seemed to go on gor f $&cking ever like a duracell bunny while I was in pain and sweating cobs dying for it to end. He asked to cum on my boobs which is said is fine but DO NOT CUM ON MY FACE OR HAIR.... LIKE, AT ALL!!!! So what does the f$#cking idiot do, cums in my freshly washed hair. Is it so hard to miss my hair, wtf. Wasn't happy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 17 August 2014, 10:14:22 pm
This evening. Saw him once last week and then today, already planned for next week.

He's just awesome. He's amazingly hot, he's a brilliant lover and he is just so intelligent that the chat itself feels like an intellectual climax! He's just a genius.

The only thing being we left the air conditioning on and I ended up home coughing and fever. But definitely worth it!

I do wonder sometimes why guys like this actually go for escorts... Gosh, I could totally fall in love with him! He is just wowwww!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TheChemist on 18 August 2014, 11:22:54 am
Two of my bookings yesterday were lovely.

One was a threesome with bf. So relaxed, and ended with them both covering me in an impressive volume of semen. The guy is a highly intelligent journalist and BF and I were really taken by him. He also left us the most flattering field report ever!

The second was a 19 year old(!) I've seen before. Last time it was really hard to get him to finish, and he wasn't that 'into' actual penetration. Anyway, I probed him - he's incredibly shy - and ended up sitting on his face, whipping his balls and ruining his orgasm. He came buckets and keeps texting me, thanking me profusely! I just hope he eventually comes to terms with his fetishes and stops referring to himself as "weird"  ::) I felt soooo much job satisfaction!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 21 August 2014, 06:04:27 am
Good morning! Last night I had a client with the tiniest dick ever. It was as small as my thumb ;D. It was so small it felt weird my client not making any mention. I didnt know where to grab it. I offer soft dom services and one of my specialties is tease and denial. He was explaining how he would like that. But I couldnt get it up!!! Used my thumb and
index finger to grab the tiny thing. In the end I made him play with him self and I finished him.
It was a horrible date because he smelled and his tongue looked white  :P.
Ah well.. made some money and he loved it.... said he will soon call to make another appointment. We will see!

I have never seen a micro penis (official medical word for it) and am still amazed.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TheChemist on 21 August 2014, 10:07:35 am
BF and I went to a gorgeous house is Marylebone, met the loveliest man, chatted to him and the other couple he'd hired, drank wine, laughed, had sex, laughed some more. It was like a party. We got paid for five hours of pure fun!  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 21 August 2014, 02:47:53 pm
Lucky! A booking was made this morning for 1pm for 1/2 hour. 1pm came and went and I assumed a no show. Then at 1.30 saw I had an AW message sent at 1.10. Turns out I'd mistyped my number :/ So I text the guy apologising profusely. He rang and asked if he could still come and see me. So he turned up and asked if he could stay for an hour instead :D He was quite a sweety as well!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bella.X on 21 August 2014, 04:36:09 pm
Good morning! Last night I had a client with the tiniest dick ever. It was as small as my thumb ;D. It was so small it felt weird my client not making any mention. I didnt know where to grab it. I offer soft dom services and one of my specialties is tease and denial. He was explaining how he would like that. But I couldnt get it up!!! Used my thumb and
index finger to grab the tiny thing. In the end I made him play with him self and I finished him.
It was a horrible date because he smelled and his tongue looked white  :P.
Ah well.. made some money and he loved it.... said he will soon call to make another appointment. We will see!

I have never seen a micro penis (official medical word for it) and am still amazed.
I'm sorry but this is the funniest ever hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bella.X on 21 August 2014, 04:45:30 pm
I had a 1 hour booking yesterday where the guy couldn't get hard and he kept convincing himself he could so he kept paying me by the hour. He ended up  paying for 6 hours before he gave up. We chatted along during and had a few drinks but he had taken something that he thought would wear off so he would get hard but alas, it didn't hehe. I just sat there doing next to nothing and got paid my hourly rate 6 times. Oh I love bookings like this whoop!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: frankiework on 23 August 2014, 06:56:57 pm
A drag.
1 hour of kissing?... Or what ever it was.
He kept his mouth wide open, and when I went to stick my tounge in he moaned he hates french kissing... so I'm then confused, trying to kiss him with him just leaving his mouth wide open.
Then followed by another hour of him trying to 'put it in' when he is soft.
He was a really nice guy, but it was quite a confusing/frustrating booking that just seemed to go on forever.

How ever the booking before was with one of my favourite regulars, always happy when I go to see him so I guess the night could have been a lot worse.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Innocent-whore on 23 August 2014, 07:28:18 pm
My last booking was a very nice guy but just extremely overweight and quite rough. The condom broke and he commented that it's because I am quite dry; of course I am when you're just putting your whole weight on me and ramming it in with me saying 'Ouch!' several times. I just winced through it. Also terrible french kissing skills with lip biting and weird tongue action.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 24 August 2014, 09:09:42 am
My last booking was out call to office after hours, when I was supposed to be "interviewed" by boss and "convince" him when he wouldn't give me the job. More to say that was my fourth client in total and my first roleplay EVER. That guy wanted to play "interview" part for about 20 min and he was asking bloody hard questions! I was starting to sweat slightly after couple moments of awkward silence (Why do you want to work for our company? Hmm, maybe if I would know what kind of company is this in GENERAL that would be much easier to answer, plus my micro-pants are stuck between my ass cheeks, son I cannot focus properly!)
In sex part of booking he felt need of narrating everything he was going to do (Carol, don't roll your eyes, DO NOT roll your eyes) and kept saying that I was hired. I didn't know if I should keep the character or not, so I just started moaning instead.
Finally he wanked himself on my tits, while I was looking with lust in his eyes (his belly was blocking all view so I had to lean back quite hard).
Then went home and counted money  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 24 August 2014, 09:24:18 am
@Carol, sounds like he had a job interview fetish! ;D
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Post by: Hotblondie on 24 August 2014, 02:47:30 pm
My last booking was with a drulling guy, I never had such a client, his saliva was everywhere (including my mouth), plus he was puting all his soul and strenght onto kissing, felt like my head /face will explode from too much pressure.
The rest was fine, I didnt had the heart to tell him he has no clue about kissing or oral or sex  :-\

I just hope someone with better skills will come later and he will save my day  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bluetits on 24 August 2014, 03:11:15 pm
I'm having a break but my last booking was with another older bloke in his 50s who demanded I come! He wouldn't be satisfied until I do he said and that's pretty much a turn off for me. Some of them at that age are so insecure about their desirability fading away, so much prefer under 45s who are also better snoggers (this last one biting my bottom lip). Just My preference of course. Had a 19 year old last week who was totally the opposite.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TheChemist on 24 August 2014, 08:03:31 pm
I'm having a break but my last booking was with another older bloke in his 50s who demanded I come! He wouldn't be satisfied until I do he said and that's pretty much a turn off for me. Some of them at that age are so insecure about their desirability fading away, so much prefer under 45s who are also better snoggers (this last one biting my bottom lip). Just My preference of course. Had a 19 year old last week who was totally the opposite.

I too prefer younger clients - they seem to be much better in bed, less rough, cleaner and just easier to be around! My favourite client is only 19 and he's just a wonderful person; so gentle, receptive and polite. I'm kind of glad so many WGs don't accept young men as all my young clients are a dream!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 30 August 2014, 08:50:08 pm
Just saw a guy who had a major foot fetish. He was a darling, he was very good at oral  ;D. The sight of my feet and me playing with his willy made him cum in no time. And..... thank you! $$$$

Love my job  :D :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Fabulassie on 30 August 2014, 08:52:49 pm
I'm having a break but my last booking was with another older bloke in his 50s who demanded I come! He wouldn't be satisfied until I do he said and that's pretty much a turn off for me. Some of them at that age are so insecure about their desirability fading away, so much prefer under 45s who are also better snoggers (this last one biting my bottom lip). Just My preference of course. Had a 19 year old last week who was totally the opposite.

I too prefer younger clients - they seem to be much better in bed, less rough, cleaner and just easier to be around! My favourite client is only 19 and he's just a wonderful person; so gentle, receptive and polite. I'm kind of glad so many WGs don't accept young men as all my young clients are a dream!

I love the younger clients! The very old ones seem sort of grabby - like they're desperately groping for life by touching me. It's creepy. The young ones are always so sweet and, well, hotter.
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Post by: Innocent-whore on 31 August 2014, 12:12:02 am
My last client was a sweetheart; he had gone through quite a bit of trouble to book me as I'm outcall only. He had thought of everything and was so nervous about making sure everything was perfect, bless him. He was very attentive and I actually came multiple times.

Some bookings really are a pleasure and it uplifts my spirit for days.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Curvygal on 28 September 2014, 06:32:53 pm
My last booking was 6 hours with a guy from up north in a serviced appartment.....it almost killed me!  We had arranged to go for dinner and so on (I wouldn't have taken a booking for 6 hours private time!)...but he got pretty drunk pretty quickly and time dragged by.

He was a lovely guy and it wasn't really in any way his fault, I'm fairly new to this and 6 hours was just too long for me to cope with.  It was good to get that amount of money in one go, but as I had to take some time of to recover afterwards, I probably would have made that much anyway.  I'm probably going to do a 4 hour max appointment from now on.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 14 October 2014, 08:37:18 pm
My last booking was with regular and although he's very nice guy I'm under impression he lives in illusional world. First he's very chatty and he's using my working name A LOT (which I hate, cose it sounds ridiculous for me...) and after we finish he's completely not interested in me. I'm perfectly fine with this but it's funny just to see that change in his behavious  ;D We always do play "secretary and boss" and when he's giving my my fee he's saying it's payrise lol. And he's never doing booking like normal person, he's texting when my interview is scheduled and he's asking if I'm able to attend  ;D
Another thing, he's doing exactly all the things I hate in sex and I mean all of them. He's not rubbish, I'm just completely not attracted to him annd he's ticking all boxes of stuff I dont like.
But I'm being good girl and I play along  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Nia Hope on 14 October 2014, 08:56:55 pm
An outcall to a hotel, trying to give watersports in the smallest bathroom on earth! No bath just a shower cubicle, then a drive back home to London in torrential rain on the motorway, lorries steaming past me so I couldn't see fuck all, was dark and I was shitting myself! I nearly stopped on the hard shoulder to cry!

The client was lovely though x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Tina Sparx on 15 October 2014, 11:19:13 am
My last booking (last night) was smoking fetish to the extreme!

He booked me for an hour .. paid up front..... and just sat on chair opposite playing with himself as I smoked and chatted to him.

3 fags and 60 minutes later, hes finished, and I'm ?100 closer to my new fitted kitchen!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lil on 15 October 2014, 11:36:35 am
A young guy, hung like a donkey and wanting to try BDSM for the first time. Seriously HUGE! Felt like I was being split asunder! Never again.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 15 October 2014, 11:51:00 am
Very easy to talk to fellow, outdoors, thankfully it wasn't chilly but it was definitely damp. Outdoor locations are definitely a personal fav at this point.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: niccis on 15 October 2014, 05:34:56 pm
Regular 'daddy' client..we email through out the week b4 seeing each other so the roleplay is always set out b4 we meet up
We did a schoolgirl and daddy roleplay (usually do some variation on this)
The latest 1 was a watersports fantasy which is relatively new for me.
This client is my absolute favourite because he gives the most amazing oral iv ever had in my life...every time we meet he gives me at least 2 orgasms this way ... iv told him hes spoiling me ;-) lol
But he says it turns him on so no more complaints from me!!
This time he gave me a phone to use for work (not that id been hinting lol)  and told me its his birthday. Hes a very nice client i wish all my clients were like this man!
 He was my only client 4 the day so tbh i was pleased it was a nice one!!!
I need to get some more daddy clients asap they r the best ;-D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 16 October 2014, 03:12:36 pm
Well actually I am still reeling. His appointment was for three he text at twenty too to say he was here and I text directions to hotel room. He comes in at ten to and we are finished by five past.  :-X what just happened.  :o did he like it? Was he pleased? He climaxed washed off and was dressed. Was that good bad or indifferent. Roll on my next one. A tried and trusted regular. I will let you know if he comes back and then all answers will be answerd for me.  :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mimi_ on 16 October 2014, 04:09:18 pm
Well actually I am still reeling. His appointment was for three he text at twenty too to say he was here and I text directions to hotel room. He comes in at ten to and we are finished by five past.  :-X what just happened.  :o did he like it? Was he pleased? He climaxed washed off and was dressed. Was that good bad or indifferent. Roll on my next one. A tried and trusted regular. I will let you know if he comes back and then all answers will be answerd for me.  :o

Oh Carmel, had the same kind of thing a little while back - could even be the same guy!  ;D He was here for 15 minutes despite booking for 30...I didn't rush him out, he was just very wham bang thank you maam!! Very little time to communicate with him but afterwards he texted to say how fantastic it was. Eh?! ok mate!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mimi_ on 16 October 2014, 04:12:44 pm
Mine was a slightly odd (but very nice) guy who blinked a lot. Like constantly. I was trying to hard not to be aware of it but it made me want to blink more myself, so was trying not to give him eye contact  ;D

Also remember the SATC episode with the guy who kept pushing his bum up (looking for anal play without actually asking)...he did that. I would have laughed but I was too bust trying not to blink!!
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Post by: Vichyssoise on 17 October 2014, 10:09:33 am
Well actually I am still reeling. His appointment was for three he text at twenty too to say he was here and I text directions to hotel room. He comes in at ten to and we are finished by five past.  :-X what just happened.  :o did he like it? Was he pleased? He climaxed washed off and was dressed. Was that good bad or indifferent. Roll on my next one. A tried and trusted regular. I will let you know if he comes back and then all answers will be answerd for me.  :o

Oh Carmel, had the same kind of thing a little while back - could even be the same guy!  ;D He was here for 15 minutes despite booking for 30...I didn't rush him out, he was just very wham bang thank you maam!! Very little time to communicate with him but afterwards he texted to say how fantastic it was. Eh?! ok mate!

He was breathing so hard getting ready to leave I thought he was going to hyper ventilate. I asked if he wanted a drink or to sit a moment but no he wanted out ASAP. in his emails he did say he hadn't done anything like this before (but I always take that with a pinch of salt) he also sent a pic of himself  so may be he hadn't. He did text to say he enjoyed, I can only assume the build up is the excitement.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 20 October 2014, 08:55:42 pm
Ha! I just came from amazing booking. Middle aged, very handsome guy - exactly my type - with big, nice and clean cock. Smelled amazing and was even better in sex! I dont know what it is about those middle aged businessmen, but most of them are soo much better in bed than rest of guys! I think Ive enjoyed first time in my life guy going down on me, usually I hate it and today I loved it. He tipped me well and rebooked for tomorrow. More guys like that please!  8)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Reni on 20 October 2014, 10:11:30 pm
Fairly decent booking. He had booked once before but as he wasn't from the area couldn't figure out where I was. He got it right this time after I spent 10 minutes on the phone walking him through the streets.
So asked for a shower great. We do kissing and he was really sensual, complimentary and unrushed my type of guy.  ;D
I go down on him and oh, wafty nether regions (his arse). Why did he not get shower gel there and douche?! :FF
Other than that perfect, didn't overstay his welcome even though he was late, took his (smart) shoes off on arrival too.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 21 October 2014, 08:26:03 am
2 hour booking, yet all we did was chat over a coffee, took a bath together and gave each other massages. So confusing.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 21 October 2014, 10:05:01 pm
Another cock rubber!!! Tall, slim, good looking, clean, otherwise good sex apart from trying to have skin to skin genitalia.  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 24 October 2014, 08:34:04 pm
My last booking was a very weird client. I wonder if he did drugs. Anyways, I tied him to my bed (soft domination) and started playing with him. Tease and denial. His reaction was so strong and strange. He got up as far as he could being tied, opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue. As in: aaaahhhhhhh... .this feels so good.... and then he would collapse back on the bed and this repeated several times. He also had this weird almost evil look in his eyes when he did that. I wonder if he was on coke. He didn't want to come. He ended the session saying he really enjoyed it and just wanted to be on the verge.

Weird booking, I felt uncomfortable and added BLOCK to his name in my cell Phone.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MsDee on 24 October 2014, 10:33:24 pm
Gorgeous guy in his early 30's nice willie, yummy kisser adored my voluptuous body and continuously told me i was gorgeous and sexy, good way to end the week off on :)
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Post by: losthope on 26 October 2014, 05:04:18 pm
A lovely little old shy man
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Reni on 26 October 2014, 11:17:47 pm
Good looking guy early 30's, become a regular. Really polite and remains within my boundary line but still naughty in the bedroom dept. really makes you feel good from the moment he walks in until he leaves with a sweet text  an hour later too, with seemingly genuine comments about outfit choice, appearance that day and anything new I might try. Need more guys like him! Makes me love my job.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 29 November 2014, 01:16:39 am
oooooft!

great wee 30 minute quicky with a very hot, 30something absolute gentleman.  wish every booking was like that!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: luciefate on 29 November 2014, 11:05:12 am
See 'Traumatised' above.   :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Nia Hope on 29 November 2014, 05:23:41 pm
The fittest client I've ever seen! Trust me I went all giggly and silly for a while, x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 30 November 2014, 06:30:28 pm
same here nia

happy teport he is keen to make another booking, woohoooo
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 30 November 2014, 07:02:32 pm
The tallest guy Ive ever had in my bed just left. 6 ft 11 lol. I felt so small :))
And lovely too  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sourgrapes on 30 November 2014, 08:09:12 pm
Good looking, quiet French guy half my age. Lovely, and very straightforward.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 01 December 2014, 10:51:30 pm
Ok so I have read the smoker threads but never actually had one, that is till today. He has been trying to book me for a couple of weeks and the voice just put me off. Gravelly and seedy like. But he is persistent if nothing else. So I gave in and booked him. Lovely guy and very polite and respectful so top marks for that. But the stench, from body odour and cigarettes was appalling. After the booking I had a shower and went for something to eat with hubby and all I could smell on my fingers was him, that nicotine smell. Kept shoving my fingers under hubby's nose to confirm the smell. But he said it was in my head and fingers smelt ok. I can still smell it now. Otherwise a lovely man. Oh and his teeth left a lot to be desired.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lil Lolita on 02 December 2014, 02:53:19 pm
Last one was with my regular. He turned up 10 minutes late because he couldn't locate the hotel but was very apologetic. And he was freezing when he arrived, it was like kissing an icebox! Two hour booking which is always a good one, but my stomach wouldn't stop grumbling which was a bit embarrassing!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 02 December 2014, 09:54:21 pm
Nice guy, quite handsome and nervous. He paid for hour and left after 30 minutes perfectly happy (he couldn't pop second time and didn't want to chat/cuddle/massage). Said he will visit again.
And I'm done for today!  8)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Alice G on 02 December 2014, 11:26:45 pm
Got ?450 for a 4 hour booking with a guy who would not stop talking and was BORING as hell. Talked a load of bullshit the WHOLE time. Had to keep slapping my face to keep me awake! The physical side was the easy bit and lasted less than an hour! The longest 4 hours ever! Thought it was never going to end - I never clock watch but was watching every single minute and second go by so slowly - oh so slowly - (tick tock) felt like time had stopped. Should not complain too much though as was reliable and not a timewaster and went home with good money. To be honest I think I would have preferred half the money for an exciting booking that flew by! I did feel about sorry for him though as he had quite low self esteem - bless x
Wants to meet again! arghhhhhhhh......................
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: alice842 on 03 December 2014, 12:39:37 am
Got ?450 for a 4 hour booking with a guy who would not stop talking and was BORING as hell. Talked a load of bullshit the WHOLE time. Had to keep slapping my face to keep me awake! The physical side was the easy bit and lasted less than an hour! The longest 4 hours ever! Thought it was never going to end - I never clock watch but was watching every single minute and second go by so slowly - oh so slowly - (tick tock) felt like time had stopped. Should not complain too much though as was reliable and not a timewaster and went home with good money. To be honest I think I would have preferred half the money for an exciting booking that flew by! I did feel about sorry for him though as he had quite low self esteem - bless x
Wants to meet again! arghhhhhhhh......................

Tell him you've raised your rates ;D I put my rates up for longer bookings after too many of these boring ones. Some longer bookings were great fun but others were so dull I almost fell asleep too.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: hollybolly on 05 December 2014, 03:24:29 pm
Well this was the booking before my last booking. Which had me giggling for ages! So client arrives at my home, he looks ok, quite good looking in a way. I invite him in and he walks into the hall and stops. He is looking ahead and his face turns white. He stutters, whole body freezes... I gasp, worried. "Are you okay?" I ask. "I.. I need to go!" he stammers running for the door. "Oh okay!" I reply, whilst thinking "you fucking bastard you". At the door he apologizes again, "I'm so sorry but... I...I don't like cats". He vanishes into the night. I turn back up the hall and sitting staring at me is a my wee ginger Tom cat. With a chirrup Fur Ball flops to the floor purring and rolls to show is fluffy tummy. "Hmmm, maybe the cat is part tiger after all." I muse as I lift him up and he nuzzles under my chin.  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 05 December 2014, 06:10:59 pm
Maybe he is allergic to cats, thats why he run.
You have to tell your clients you have a cat, just in case they have an issue..
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: hollybolly on 05 December 2014, 06:26:32 pm
I told him while arranging booking, I always tell people anyway. Coming from a home with pets it's second nature. I think he was just new to it all. But I like to think the cat has some tiger powers :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 05 December 2014, 06:55:16 pm
Young Asian lad, about 20, lied on the phone and said he was white. Thick as shyte and TOTALLY clueless. Rough, uncouth and stroppy. Very nearly lost my temper and had to keep telling him off. Grrrr.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 05 December 2014, 07:24:04 pm

You have to tell your clients you have a cat, just in case they have an issue..
I've got it on all my ads...whether they choose to read properly isn't my problem!

Regarding my last booking. Nice bloke, 'massaged' me. By which I mean he rubbed massage cream into me! But he was really gentle and kept asking if what he was doing ok etc. Had a good chat with him too. And he left 10 minutes early :) And he likes cats!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 05 December 2014, 08:06:32 pm
My last booking, totally weird...!!!!
The guy reminded me of that guy out of "Silence of the lambs", the tall one that makes a dress out of real woman's
skin..
He'd booked for an hour, I gave him a blow-job, he came, then gave him a hand-job, he came again, then he started
to walk about the room, looking creepy (like that guy out of Silence of the lambs), and then said; " I have to go!"
Put his clothes on and bolted  ???
That was 20 minutes into the booking lol
Made me a bit para that I'd done/said something to put him off, but I think he was just full on strange...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 05 December 2014, 09:47:33 pm
Or maybe full of guilt ..
I had a guy like yours, he cried because of the guilt..
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 07 December 2014, 12:09:20 pm
Mine was amazing. Three-hour booking with a virgin in his late 20s. Turned into five hours, about two of which involved penetration. He took to sex like a duck to water (once he'd stopped shaking), had incredible stamina, and only let himself go enough to come once. It was a really lovely experience!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 09 December 2014, 04:34:10 am
Me playing rodeo for an hour straight (holy shit that guy could hold back quite well) and then giving a massage for another 30 minutes. Mostly enjoyable, if tiring. The only issue being that the dude thought it would be an amazing idea to stick his chewing gum on the bedsheet and ruined a pair of my stockings as a result. Thank fuck I don't buy expensive lingerie, I suppose.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 10 December 2014, 11:36:18 pm
Oh gosh, I had the most bizarre booking ever. First of all he was my most unattractive client Ive met so far and I know we're not supposed to judge on looks, but sometimes you have someone who repulses you with only their presence. He took shower, but he's natural body odour was kind of weird. Worst kisser ever, slobbering over my face, then he managed to go down on me. Oh dear lord. He was just holding his open mouth next to my pussy, not moving AT ALL, and then he started slowest moves of tongue ever. So disgusting. Then just holding open mouth again.
Then he fucked me (luckily enough in doggy), and thank fuck it was over.
Now excuse me while I'm gonna pour some bleach on myself now.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 10 December 2014, 11:59:40 pm
Obviously a week of firsts for me, as I did my first out-call. Lovely bloke, good sex, no problems at all. Felt a bit weird not having all my stuff around me, but it was an easy and pleasant hour.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bluetits on 12 December 2014, 02:19:50 am
Well mine was a bit of a knob. I mean nice at 1st, a 55 year old Andrew ish kind of bloke, then when it came to sex he tried to insist using his own condom. He even brought his own lube although it was something in a tiny bottle. He rubbed it on his knob and I thought it might be oil so I wiped it off then tried to argue my case why a WG is much more unlikely to tamper with a johnny then a man is plus I have pos fb over 4 years and he had zero.

It spoiled things a bit although I don't think he had tampered with his one as when we were having sex, which lasted about 10 mins, he pulled out about every 30 secs to check the condom (mine) and asked me to lube up again just in case. Too much lube though and it can slip off as has happened before and I was still pretty wet. I don't need anyone lecturing me about condom safety! He did all this standing up too, not sure why but his paranoia makes me think he thought my throw might be dirty from loads of other men!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bluetits on 12 December 2014, 02:27:45 am
Obviously a week of firsts for me,

I still have a few firsts even after a few years. Think I might bore ppl and list them on here one day. I have a double bed and last week this man said how small my bed is, no one's ever said that to me before, why would they? Maybe he's only seen wgs with king size beds. Is that the norm?

Condom man above was the 1st ever to really go at it about using his own condoms and lube. The only time I used a client's was my 1st ever week but he wasn't insisting, I just thought ok, nice of him to think of that, then it broke with disastrous consequences. Oh I have loads of recent firsts.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: PoshTotty on 13 December 2014, 02:47:08 pm
Sorry this is so long, just venting :(

Mine was crap. I can tolerate bad sexual technique to a point as I can always instruct, but I really struggle when they seem to have iffy attitudes to women. I had a feeling it wasn't going to go well when he didn't accept a drink (it was a 3 hour booking!) so possibly lacked social niceties. He had a tendency to make sweeping generalisations about women (even though he'd dated fewer than 10), like "women do...", and he was horrible about "fat birds" as he called them. I'm slim but I found him offensive. He couldn't even give a compliment properly as he told me "my body wasn't bad for a woman my age" which considering he was fond of telling me how "women let themselves go after a certain age" I couldn't see the positive :-\. His wife divorced him and I think it's made him rather bitter. After about an hour of it I started to pull him up a bit, and he'd say "oh, I didn't mean it like that". Yeah riiiight! He had a bad case of foot in mouth disease ::)

The sex was crap too; Foreplay was non-existent and he couldn't get on with condoms so would either keep on and on or just go limp. He admitted he's always been like that (so why the fuck bother to book an escort, or at least have the courtesy to warn me when booking). He said he would only have a hope of coming if he fucked me hard in missionary (OK, but it had to be with my legs over his shoulders! ::) Ouch!) or doggy (but he has a medical condition - that he failed to tell me about - that means his muscles cramp in that position ::)) He then started blaming all sorts of things about why he can't perform, such as it wasn't his home so he couldn't relax, can't use condoms, etc.

Now I've got a sore vagina (so out of action) due to me being so turned off from him. All in all a shit booking, but at least I got paid. Arse! :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 13 December 2014, 07:09:19 pm
And the sad thing is he has no idea how crap he is in bed...
I had a guy like yours today,lucky me  just for half an hour..
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 18 December 2014, 03:40:49 pm
This is really sad, but I can't remember the last booking I really enjoyed and had FUN!!  :(
They've all been like a chore, I'd love an exciting, fun booking again, I'm definitely due one!
It's probably me, it's what you make it at the end of the day..  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Reni on 18 December 2014, 03:53:35 pm
Saw this guy for the second time this week. He doesn't get undressed just takes his jacket off and shoes off (at the door).
Then just pleasures me with his hands and mouth. He hasn't got bad technique and today after guiding him a bit more I actually enjoyed some nice orgasms.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: alice842 on 18 December 2014, 04:22:34 pm
This is really sad, but I can't remember the last booking I really enjoyed and had FUN!!  :(
They've all been like a chore, I'd love an exciting, fun booking again, I'm definitely due one!
It's probably me, it's what you make it at the end of the day..  ;)

I've felt like this for the last few months but last week I had a really fun maid roleplay session. He bought the outfit which I got to keep and I had a feather duster and had to tease him by bending over when I was cleaning. It was really fun, made such a change from all the boring in-and-out short incall bookings :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 19 December 2014, 02:52:07 pm
Yeah Alice, that's what I mean! A bit of fun, rather than the bog-standard half hr OWO, CIM, usual boring booking...
Or the hour, OWO, CIM, various positions boring sex.. Spice it up a bit lads, get some fun in there!!  ;)
Maybe I should add something in my profile to give them a hint??

yeah, fuck it, time for a blog I think  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 19 December 2014, 07:11:06 pm
I just saw this guy for second time and he wants just oral BUT he makes me laugh all the time!!!
Next time I'll bite him, so he'll learn the lesson.
Anyway he's lovely and very apologetic about his desire to hit me in my face with his bare cock, which I don't mind anyway.

Gawd, what my life became  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Erotic flower on 19 December 2014, 07:44:44 pm
I have a lovely new regular who wants to try lots of different things, he loves smoking fetish which im to do whilst giving hand relief, bit tricky  but it happened.  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 20 December 2014, 04:52:58 pm
The most bizarre booking so far. Guy came in, very quiet and nervous. Tried to talk to him, no effect. Went to sex straightway and he kept asking me weird questions - have you been busy today, how many clients did you see today, oh i bet they all buy you expensive gifts, oh, thats a nice watch, bet it's expensive...
I was 99% sure he was setting up for robbery. I managed to put him straight and then he started to talk how many girls he fucks every day and how they love his cock. Completely delusional.
Anyway I managed to proceed with booking feeling paranoid and stressed. He left on time and after sex he came back to quiet, non-talkative himself.
Said he will book me again, for longer.

Hmm, I don't think so.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bluetits on 20 December 2014, 10:10:29 pm
Mine was a French man. I've not had many French but they've all been quite handsome, small but handsome. Booking was very vanilla so I was surprised at the end when he wanted to take the condom home with him. That's another 1st that's not happened in 4 years. The only other time it nearly happened was a paranoid bloke a couple years ago who at the end asked me what was I going to do with it  ??? I wrap it in tissue and a nappy bag and bin it I told him. During the booking he was telling me he felt guilty doing this etc so maybe he thought I would get dna and use it to blackmail him? I mean, what other reason. I really don't know but I had his phone nmbr if I was that way inclined.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 22 December 2014, 06:01:04 pm
Today it was a guy with a scary giant penis :/ Thankfully just a 30 minute booking and he was reasonably gentle with it until the last 5 or so minutes.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Reni on 22 December 2014, 07:37:48 pm
A really boring outcall with a 24 year old. He had absolutely nothing to say. He was very polite and clean but boring! So I made him cum 4 times.
Still I think I may raise my minimum age for clients again.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bluetits on 25 January 2015, 12:48:44 am
This was an earlier booking I had today.

Had a client, skinny with long pony tail, ok yah type, gave money and was shaking with anticipation, said he hadn't had sex for so long. It lasted about 10 mins then straight after he said I just wanna say that I don't really agree with this. Do you ever feel like that? Here we go. So I said it?s funny how guys that say this it?s usually afterwards, not before when they?re desperate for it and I said you obviously need the service unless you were forced! I can only remember one though saying a similar thing to me afterwards.

Then just before he left he told me he used to be a drug addict and booked a prossie then took the money back afterwards but felt so guilty later. I said so did you post it back through her door at some later time, he said no  >:( I was guarding the room I hid the money in. Glad he hadn't told me this at the beginning. He said he'd been raised as Catholic and wants to follow their rules. I said so you don't believe in contraception? He said what's that? I said seriously? He said do you mean conception as in creating a child? I said no contraception i.e. condoms, the pill. He honestly didn't know the word  ???

He said he wouldn?t see someone like me again as he has decided to go to a live in monastery in Kent to cleanse himself for a better afterlife and this was his last fling.

These people can bring you down a bit after and make you ponder about it all but then another one booked this afternoon and I Forgot about it!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cassiea on 25 January 2015, 04:57:44 pm
As I am new and only started this week and I do have a day job, I wanted to start off slowly and hopefully build up to full time.  I would summarise my experiences so far......

1st was a lovely guy very chatty, it was an evening appointment and we sat and had a cup of tea first and he almost dozed off...'so much for my charms' I thought....anyway we proceeded to have a lovely time went over the hour because afterwards he was more chatty and I didn't quite know how to move things along.  All in all exactly the kind of experience first I was hoping for.

2nd was a gentleman with a lot of good reviews for his oral skills and was not wrong, he was ready to go from the off and spend the whole hour pleasuring me with a little hand relief so pretty easy and again a brilliant start.

3rd wow, he was so lovely, very, very clean and great kissing right from the off and again like to give lots and lots of pleasure to me (am I doing it right when I enjoy it more than they do!!!!?  :-*  he has already booked to see me again, which is a great boost to my ego as a newbie.

4th was last night, lots of good email communication so I was looking forward very much to meeting him and I was not disappointed. He was lovely handsome and horny and loved to please.  In fact I did almost get carried away as it felt like a 'date' probably another rookie mistake, but I managed to stop myself in time.  He was very polite and respectful and I would love to see him again.

So all in all my bookings so far have been everything I could have hoped for and long may it continue..... :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 25 January 2015, 05:06:05 pm
My last booking was one of my most unique to date.

A woman who contacted me to get me as a gift for her partner of 10 years as my type had always been a fantasy of his and because it is a specific look it was one she could not fulfill personally. So I went last night, sat down with both of them and had a drink and a chat, both fairly attractive. Then she paid me and I went off with her man to the bedroom.

I realise now that you can tell a man who regularly gets sex from a man who doesn't, clean, not slobbery, good kisser etc.

After we were done I encouraged him to marry such an amazing woman, he said with some lifestyle stuff pending he is planning to do exactly that the first chance he gets ;D

Then we went to the bar and I had another drink with them before I headed off.

I LOVE couple bookings, they are always something different and interesting.

Why does no one buy me hot escorts that I fantasize about  :P
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mimi_ on 25 January 2015, 06:14:28 pm
This was an earlier booking I had today.

Had a client, skinny with long pony tail, ok yah type, gave money and was shaking with anticipation, said he hadn't had sex for so long. It lasted about 10 mins then straight after he said I just wanna say that I don't really agree with this. Do you ever feel like that? Here we go. So I said it?s funny how guys that say this it?s usually afterwards, not before when they?re desperate for it and I said you obviously need the service unless you were forced! I can only remember one though saying a similar thing to me afterwards.

Then just before he left he told me he used to be a drug addict and booked a prossie then took the money back afterwards but felt so guilty later. I said so did you post it back through her door at some later time, he said no  >:( I was guarding the room I hid the money in. Glad he hadn't told me this at the beginning. He said he'd been raised as Catholic and wants to follow their rules. I said so you don't believe in contraception? He said what's that? I said seriously? He said do you mean conception as in creating a child? I said no contraception i.e. condoms, the pill. He honestly didn't know the word  ???

He said he wouldn?t see someone like me again as he has decided to go to a live in monastery in Kent to cleanse himself for a better afterlife and this was his last fling.

These people can bring you down a bit after and make you ponder about it all but then another one booked this afternoon and I Forgot about it!!

Er, whaaaaat!?? This is mental! "ok yah" type, love it. Oh and I would have said, "yes love, I do agree with it, that's why it's my fucking job". Seriously. Hope he gets on ok at the monastery!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 25 January 2015, 06:29:11 pm
Had a LOVELY booking this morning, then I had one this afternoon that was just about the opposite..
(I've had a LOT worse, but..) First of al he pulled back the covers as soon as I turned my back and jumped IN my bed.
I said, sorry, but you can't get IN there, that's not very hygienic, that's where I sleep, that's why I put a clean sheet ON
TOP of the bed for every client.
Oh ok.
Then it was just lots of slobbering and drooling, he didn't smell too fresh, at one point I literally thought he was trying to
eat me!!
He would've shot his load within 5 seconds, but he stopped, and then he spend the rest of the booking trying to come,
and couldn't..!  :FF
Pfff sometimes...  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cassiea on 25 January 2015, 07:44:25 pm
Well I've just had Mr 3 back again.  Wow he is such a nice guy, he arrives with his donation ready and again very very clean.  Paid for an hour, was a little bit more passionate this time, but I thought it was because he knew what I liked and was more relaxed. Then after 30 minutes says he has to go cleans up and leaves.

What's not to love about being paid for an hour and working for half.  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 26 January 2015, 03:30:41 pm
Well I've just had Mr 3 back again.  Wow he is such a nice guy, he arrives with his donation ready and again very very clean.  Paid for an hour, was a little bit more passionate this time, but I thought it was because he knew what I liked and was more relaxed. Then after 30 minutes says he has to go cleans up and leaves.

What's not to love about being paid for an hour and working for half.  ;)

I had one like that the other day, booked for an hour, was half an hour late, but since I didn't have a booking for a while after
and he'd let me know in plenty of time I seen him anyway.
He paid for the hour, then came after half an hour, said he had to check his phone as he "might have to go back to work",
which he then said he did, and asked for a refund..
After all the hassle.. Out of goodwill I offered him ?20 back, but that wasn't good enough for Mr., he said "I waqs only here
for half an hr so you owe me ?40  >:(
I was not happy, but I couldn't be bothered arguing, so I gave him it and booted him out.
He won't be coming back!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 26 January 2015, 06:01:48 pm
I had a guy recently show up for a 2 hour booking. It was about 11am, he said he'd an argument with his girlfriend and had been up all night drinking. He came after half an hour then said he had to go to bed and not to worry about the rest of the money! Haven't' heard from him since, he probably forgot he saw me and woke up later wondering where his money had gone!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Carolynfeline on 28 January 2015, 02:56:37 am
I'm having client flashback.... Can't get my last booking out of my head damn....oddly Fridays have been ending with a run of good looking bankers in their 30s. Can't get this one guy out of my head  :FF

I love all these happy posts. Isn't our job one of the best in the world, ladies???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 28 January 2015, 04:16:23 pm

I love all these happy posts. Isn't our job one of the best in the world, ladies???

I love my job. It has it's bad aspects but it's never for very long if you don't like the client or what he does and then it's done and you've still made a hell of a lot more money than any of the soul crushing jobs pay.

It's also flexible and in my opinion most clients are incredibly easy jobs.

I've enjoyed reading this thread too, it sounds like we all have such lovely clients! Perhaps we could share them? haha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Treetop on 28 January 2015, 08:28:43 pm
Well my last booking (which I should still be in.) Was one of my weirdest of late, booked via aw requesting strap on, loads of descriptions etc, got here, got guy answers door much younger than I expected, seemed nervous, grabbed my head for oral (as discussed) gave up in about 30 seconds, asked me to leave and gave me an extra 20 to leave right then.... bit strange to pay me to leave but hey I'm not complaining! I got out 55 mins early from a hour booking and got an extra 20 quid, covered my taxi fares! Not sure about confirming on aw tho as he seemed a bit peculiar... sometimes you have to love how easy money this is!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 28 January 2015, 08:38:46 pm
My last booking just left, handsome, tall indian guy visiting Bristol from London, smelt very nice and was very gentle and good in bed, came twice, left very happy, Im happy too, finished my day well  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Chloelisa on 31 January 2015, 02:32:08 pm
1 Hour outcall in W1 hotel, on my way there he called to say there was a problem and asked to meet me in some bushes by a nearby park, said he will bring a sheet so we can lay down.. WTF... BYEEEEE ha ha  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: foxylady on 01 February 2015, 10:05:13 pm
Last job, 2 days ago, I was at college and someone had phoned me about 10 times, so I texted him and we arranged a booking, didn't need to dress up, I said "if you want me there at that time, I will have to come in my jeans", he was fine.

I got there and he was younger than I thought, 30's, rode him for less than 10 mins he came and he wanted to sleep so I was in and out in under 15 mins. He paid ?150 for the hour.

Yes, great job!!! ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MissFlint on 01 February 2015, 10:38:04 pm
My last client was a very nice young asian guy but unfortunately had poor hygiene. I offered him a shower which he refused and then when I went to give him oral he stank! I felt quite sick and moved swiftly onto sex. Annoyingly he asked for a shower afterwards!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mango-mania on 04 February 2015, 02:44:11 am
Had my FIRST BOOKING EVER yesterday, and the client didn't know it as I didn't want to seem "inexperienced" and liable to being deceived and such. I also have had quite a lot of experience due to  a high libido, especially after having a boyfriend for two years, and as I'm very good at pretending to be more knowledgeable and relaxed than I actually am, I think the turnout was very good.

Was a Spanish gentleman in his mid 30s, of course fluent in English, average looks. Started off with having a glass of wine in the hotel room and talking about various subjects, such as where we grew up, what we liked and disliked about Japan and its culture etc. After a while I felt I needed to get some action going, so I lightly stroked his hand, which seemed to get him going. He held my hands, remarked on how beautiful they were and stroked me very sensually. Then we proceeded to kissing, BJ, fingering and eventually sex. Finished having a bath together in the jacuzzi. The whole session was around 2 hours.

He kept going on about how beautiful, smooth and passionate I was and how he could drown in my sparkly eyes, and went on and on to praise me. Found it quite surprising that he found me so passionate (which was simply just me responding to what I thought he wanted), as I thought Japanese girls would be just as passionate, but apparently not. He also said he'd like to book me for a whole night starting with dinner next time (!) which I'm very happy about.

I always thought I would have feelings of guilt and shame after going through something like this, but I'm not. I'm feeling perfectly content and privilieged to be able to work with this and make good money without having to slave away in a store or a restaurant for minimum wage. I get to enjoy myself AND getting paid a ridiculous amount of money for it. If that's not great, then I don't know what is.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cassiea on 04 February 2015, 07:35:00 am
I had a lovely booking last night.  I decided this week to put my phone number on AW I am trying to guage the demand so I can decide whether to do this full time.  Anyway have had quite a lot of timewasters..  But I had a missed call so decided to call back.  He sounded very well spoken and nice, so we agreed to meet.

He was lovely, a real gentleman he overpaid by 20 pounds and when I pointed it out said don't worry about it.  We had a great time and he says he will definitely come back. Result! 

I don't want to get complacent because I know not all on the spot ones will be like that, but I was very happy it turned out the way it did.

 ;) :D :D :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 04 February 2015, 09:51:51 am
Mine was yesterday with a guy I'd seen before. Nice guy, intelligent, not selfish etc. However he accidentally hit me in the face when changing position! He was very apologetic. I was more stunned than anything. Thankfully no pain, bleeding or bruising. Just a bit of a shock at suddenly being hit in the face!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mimi_ on 04 February 2015, 11:42:33 am
Mine was yesterday with a guy I'd seen before. Nice guy, intelligent, not selfish etc. However he accidentally hit me in the face when changing position! He was very apologetic. I was more stunned than anything. Thankfully no pain, bleeding or bruising. Just a bit of a shock at suddenly being hit in the face!

oops!! That's the sort of thing I worry about doing to a client!! Glad you don't have a shiner to show for it  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mimi_ on 04 February 2015, 11:46:05 am
Mine was yesterday and was beyond strange. The comms were fine and he seemed normal, then he turned up - and well, was the most socially awkward person I've ever met!!!

He couldn't give eye contact, seemed incredibly nervous and despite my best efforts would not relax! I'd glad he was hard and that I made him cum because without the physical signs of enjoyment, I could have sworn blind he didn't want to be there!!

I hate them when they go like that!!  :FF :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 04 February 2015, 02:17:04 pm
Very handsome, polite, clean guy with big cock. He was tensed and quite nervous. I was telling him few compliments (well deserved, he was lovely person), which he didn't seem do believe anyway. He managed to relax after round two and I went slightly overtime with him, but sex was reeaaally good. After booking send me text saying thank you and that he will be back soon (yay!  ;D)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: londonfox on 04 February 2015, 04:46:39 pm
Lovely booking with a uni professor.... no intercourse, very complimentary about my fat tummy and he gave me a box of m&s chocolate cookies to take home!!!! Downside was the FIRE ALARM in the hotel went off and we were both naked......... i nearly shat myself, but as I was scrabbling around for my dress it stopped. I think we were both a bit edgy after that so he sent me off 15 mins early, which was no bad thing.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Marianne on 05 February 2015, 12:33:52 pm
Lovely new client - hope he becomes a reg though. Submissive so I got to bring out my Mistress for a play, got to use my collar and lead for the first time and spat a lot! He saw me earlier yesterday at the garage filling up my car so thought he'd book. He's been trying to catch up with me for some time so nice to finally meet him! I love it when they've seen me out and about - gives me a right thrill!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: eatmeplease on 11 February 2015, 10:02:26 pm
I had an embarrassing outcall booking today with a very lovely regular client..I was laying down receiving a lovely massage...then out of no where I got a pain in the top of my stomach I turned over to sit up ...then it just came out SICK every where ..omg all over the poor guys leg ..I was like I'm sooo sorry & ran of to the shower  to clean up ...He was so nice to me and laughed it off it just made me feel worse ...just ended up having a natter instead ..so embarrassing ...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mango-mania on 15 February 2015, 09:32:22 am
My third booking ever, which was an overnight with a client I'd never seen before but had friend of mine who knew him (client).

He was fairly overweight, in his later forties but very sweet and respected my boundaries. Super rough during deep throating though, I actually coughed up a little blood! Going to see him again next week, which is great because the pay for an overnight is just r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 15 February 2015, 11:33:03 am
You should not be coughing up blood no matter how deep the BJ is. Also, the appearance of blood puts you at much higher risk for HIV and other STD's. I'd go to the GUM and get checked out for STD's and also ask them about the blood.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mango-mania on 15 February 2015, 11:50:52 am
I know, the thing is that I didn't quite know my limits so it's technically on me because I really didn't experience any pain, just some blood. Kind of phrased it in the wrong way since I didn't exactly cough it up, just spit it out later when I went to the bathroom to get some water.

As he had a condom on so I'm pretty sure I haven't been infected but I'll be sure to check it. Thank you so much for your concern though, it's greatly appreciated!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 15 February 2015, 12:34:44 pm
I know, the thing is that I didn't quite know my limits so it's technically on me because I really didn't experience any pain, just some blood. Kind of phrased it in the wrong way since I didn't exactly cough it up, just spit it out later when I went to the bathroom to get some water.

As he had a condom on so I'm pretty sure I haven't been infected but I'll be sure to check it. Thank you so much for your concern though, it's greatly appreciated!

Well not sure he respected your boundaries if he was "super rough with deep throating" as you're saying yourself. It's great that you're enjoying the money but think about your health and safety first. Whether coughing up or spitting blood it's not normal.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: miss julia on 16 February 2015, 04:36:34 pm
A lovely booking. Mid thirties, quite large but in a nice cuddlely way, very clean, respectful and really easy to get along with. Had booked half hour but when doing the paperwork he asked if he could up it to an hour...hell yes!  ;D I think that because I'm new, only had 1 other client and no feedback on AW yet, that he booked 30mins as caution, but obviously liked what he saw...now that feels good!

Did have me worried at one point, was giving BJ and he went really quiet, never had that before as men always make nice comments about my oral skills, had to ask him if he was enjoying it...yes he was, so much so that he was speechless....phew, thank god for that!

I'm loving this work so far!!! ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mimi_ on 16 February 2015, 10:23:22 pm
A fantastic cheerful scouser. I love them! RO was a bit of an ordeal but that's forgivable when they are as nice as him  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: scottishmilf on 17 February 2015, 07:03:12 pm
My last booking was HARD WORK!  :FF
He was lovely on the phone and when he arrived but soon as he was horny he was such a complete creep!
He only wanted to wank himself off while i touched his nipples and he asked me about young teens( ages 12-16) and me as a young teen and it was all just a bit creepy and he kept going on and on and on and on.  :-X :-[
Basically he was hinted at a over night and im SO glad he didnt have enough as i am thoroughly feeling uncomfortable just need my milk and dinner.

 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 18 February 2015, 01:44:25 am
I also had one who seemed fine on the phone but became a bossy, control freak when I arrived.
 Tried to climb on top of me sans-condom and got a severe reprimand. Glad that I'm a seasoned Pro in my 40's and not a meek newcomer.
His flat was the filthiest I've seen in a long time too- the bath was knee deep in grime  :-X
I did suspect he was on the Autistic Spectrum to be honest. Either that or he thought it was fine to treat sex workers as pieces of meat to be ordered around. He sat smoking afterwards - reeking out my best wig and outfit  >:(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 23 February 2015, 07:51:28 pm
This guy has been trying to book me since I started last July. My working in hotels and restricted working hours sort of played against our ever getting an appointment to suit us both. Since having my new in call place we were able to sort something out. I am I glad we did? You bet, he is the mist lovely big cuddly guy. Knows how to kiss, no slobbery stuff, is suitably well endowed without being ott. All round best guy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bluetits on 24 February 2015, 02:38:42 pm
Had a young man wanting to tickle me! He phoned other day and I thought he was a timewaster as although he was lovely over the phone he lived about 40 miles away. But he did turn up and said he had tried 5 or 6 others but they either hung up on him or said not my thing thanks  ;D It was ok, would do it again as long as they give a break now and again as I'd mentioned to him.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 01 March 2015, 05:12:20 am
I know, the thing is that I didn't quite know my limits so it's technically on me because I really didn't experience any pain, just some blood. Kind of phrased it in the wrong way since I didn't exactly cough it up, just spit it out later when I went to the bathroom to get some water.

As he had a condom on so I'm pretty sure I haven't been infected but I'll be sure to check it. Thank you so much for your concern though, it's greatly appreciated!

It's brilliant you feel content with your experiences, and I don't want to come across as some know it all (far from it only done this 3yrs) but just remember what you do is worth the money you charge , and plenty if girls like myself do covered oral, no touching bum holes (either end) and make a decent wage,In fact when I started I did loads I'd never do now and genuinely no difference,guys might make you think you have to offer certain services but I know that to be a complete lie now, they still come back
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 05 March 2015, 03:04:24 pm
I just had amazing client! Almost model looking, but not in sleek, posh way but with some tatooes, stubble etc. Soo good in sex and very interesting conversation! Hopefully he will visit again <3
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 15 March 2015, 07:44:25 pm
I had a really lovely guy this week for an early booking. I had seen him before and it was my kind of booking with a nice chat before the fun stuff. He also brought me my favourite perfume which is the best gift I've been given since starting back escorting (he also told me he is an avid reader of this forum... good job I only have great things to say about him lol)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Roseanna_ on 15 March 2015, 07:53:46 pm
I had really lovely older gentleman, Perfect in every way, no boundary crossing etc and gentle. He bought me some very expensive lingerie and silk stockings  :) Had a really fun time together and he left with a huge grin. Hope he books again soon ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: chloinnyc on 15 March 2015, 11:48:16 pm
Just got home from a 6 hour appointment with a wonderful regular.  Early 40's, fit, and an absolute stallion in bed.  I would not want to have hours of sex with any other client, but with him I really enjoy it. It was mostly nonstop sex, some talking and youtube videos in between (haha), a couple showers together, and we ended with a nice meal at a cafe down the block and some interesting conversation.  I would totally see him even if I wasn't being paid, but of course this is my business so he never needs to know that  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 16 March 2015, 05:00:15 pm
Just got home from a 6 hour appointment with a wonderful regular.  Early 40's, fit, and an absolute stallion in bed.  I would not want to have hours of sex with any other client, but with him I really enjoy it. It was mostly nonstop sex, some talking and youtube videos in between (haha), a couple showers together, and we ended with a nice meal at a cafe down the block and some interesting conversation.  I would totally see him even if I wasn't being paid, but of course this is my business so he never needs to know that  ;)

Jeez I would love a regular like that. If it was any other client I wouldn't be able to take a sexathon, but if it was one I would shag for free that'd be my idea of heaven.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 16 March 2015, 06:56:26 pm
Oh my gods, second time with this guy. He is amazing. Home from workng abroad seen him twice in three days. Younger than me but only about ten years. Good looking, relaxed and into sensual sex. Had the most amazing time and he may come back later, (we will take that with a pinch of salt) but would love him to. I could sex up with him all day and night.😉
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 21 March 2015, 12:23:14 pm
The condom slipped off inside me! Luckily he noticed straight away, stopped, and hadn't even been near to coming. I just couldn't get hold of it though, so had to ask him to help - the embarrassment! Thankfully, he's a lovely man I've seen a few times, so it was fine in the end. Phew.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Ieaio on 21 March 2015, 07:24:39 pm
Lovley guy, very new to sex. Not sure if virgin. Eager to learn & very sweet. Sex the entire booking with encouragement from me on how to go about it (he told me he wanted complete guidance so we tried everything).

He was buff as f*ck so not sure where his lack of confidence comes other than lack of experience. But he was lovley so a happy day :) Nice after a lack of bookings yesterday.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jenny 2 on 21 March 2015, 07:45:29 pm
Same as always, same shit different day! 

Work is work and I like to leave it behind me when I shut up shop!  LOL

Gosh, do I sound like I've been doing this for too long......??

I see it as a job and a job I have to do but once it's out of hours I like to switch off!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 22 March 2015, 06:38:56 pm
Same as always, same shit different day! 

Work is work and I like to leave it behind me when I shut up shop!  LOL

Gosh, do I sound like I've been doing this for too long......??

I see it as a job and a job I have to do but once it's out of hours I like to switch off!

I agree.when I read all these posts about having satisfying conversations and sex and really loving spending time with clients it reminds me of how I was when I started. I've done this 3yrs so I'm by no means a veteran, but I could never go back to that innocent way of thinking.
Pretty gutted as I used to have a great time working. Now I just seem to see through men and it's not so pretty
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 22 March 2015, 07:38:34 pm
Ive had 2 great bookings today, one with someone new and last with a regular.
Both very enjoyable and the reg made me cum  ;D
I love how I earn my living :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: nachos on 22 March 2015, 10:26:38 pm
Just had this really hot guy, who I thought was younger than me, but turned out  that he is actually my age.....

Apparently it was the first time for him with an escort (not sure if I believe him).
The sex and everything was very sweet and lovely, super vanilla and we were both all shy and giggly....

Anyway, he is now texting me being all complimentary and asking me out for a drink sometime.
He is really cute, but I've never gone out for a drink with a cute client before and I'm not about to start now.

I really hate the young and good looking ones! I always feel so weird and awkward! Lol!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Tina Sparx on 24 March 2015, 10:59:42 am
Same as always, same shit different day! 

Work is work and I like to leave it behind me when I shut up shop!  LOL

Gosh, do I sound like I've been doing this for too long......??

I see it as a job and a job I have to do but once it's out of hours I like to switch off!

Absolutely spot on!

I don't lay back and think of England, I get on all fours and think of the new kitchen units he is paying for.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TheLittleMatchGirl on 24 March 2015, 01:50:28 pm
Just had this really hot guy, who I thought was younger than me, but turned out  that he is actually my age.....

Apparently it was the first time for him with an escort (not sure if I believe him).
The sex and everything was very sweet and lovely, super vanilla and we were both all shy and giggly....

Anyway, he is now texting me being all complimentary and asking me out for a drink sometime.
He is really cute, but I've never gone out for a drink with a cute client before and I'm not about to start now.

I really hate the young and good looking ones! I always feel so weird and awkward! Lol!

You'd be surprised by how many guys will do this with all the escorts they see, testing the waters for freebies. Don't give him the ego boost . May come across as sweet and shy but never usually the case underneath it all
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 24 March 2015, 03:03:34 pm
Same as always, same shit different day! 

Work is work and I like to leave it behind me when I shut up shop!  LOL

Gosh, do I sound like I've been doing this for too long......??

I see it as a job and a job I have to do but once it's out of hours I like to switch off!

+1!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: scottishmilf on 25 March 2015, 07:44:26 pm
My last booking was a horrible huge client who belittled me refused to pay me and told me i was fat ugly and not the girl in the photos :( (which is insane as it is me unless he somehow has my mixed up with someone else)
Im completely shaken up and feel genuinely terrible.

I had 4 lovely clients before him. and he totally canceled out my good feeling.
BLEHHHHHH  :'(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: SelenaLondon on 25 March 2015, 08:48:25 pm
My last booking was a horrible huge client who belittled me refused to pay me and told me i was fat ugly and not the girl in the photos :( (which is insane as it is me unless he somehow has my mixed up with someone else)
Im completely shaken up and feel genuinely terrible.

I had 4 lovely clients before him. and he totally canceled out my good feeling.
BLEHHHHHH  :'(

im so sorry jd *hugs* xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 17 April 2015, 12:38:29 am
Wish I could have cloned today's client... One quick phone chat to book, followed my instructions, arrived promptly, handed over cash without any hesitation. Nice body, pretty cock, good kisser, smelled and tasted nice, friendly and polite.

It's men like him that keep you going when you have to deal with tossers!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 17 April 2015, 02:42:06 pm
Just had a lovely guy. Reminded me what good this job can do sometimes, he see's escorts every week yet for him it's still like it's Christmas... he's so happy and really enjoys his 'hobby', his happiness was contagious.

I was a bit nervous at first as I noticed early on that he had serious stamina... but it didn't last the whole booking and so didn't leave me sore like I expected and after we had a really fun chat.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 18 April 2015, 05:10:52 pm
Hard-bod rugby player.
Uber nervous and jumpy...
So I stopped being polite and calmly
called him a 'twat' and '...not that important'.

He said he was 'expecting a man with a baseball bat to come out of another room.'
So I said, 'Ok...if he did, you'd be dead'.
He thought about it for a minute, then gave me a hug ???


Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 18 April 2015, 08:10:23 pm
Dude who wanted to go down on me for pretty much most of the booking. I don't really enjoy receiving oral much in the first place, but worse yet, I'm currently on the rag. Thankfully the Beppy tampon saved the day, but I was laying eggs there.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hard Candy on 20 April 2015, 03:22:50 am
 How do you find these lovely generous guys?????
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 20 April 2015, 08:55:03 am
Maybe this?
I get the hour to half hour thing all the time,  usually when the dickhead has arrived late n decides he's not paying for the time he booked that has kept me waiting around wasting my time for the last 30mins. It seriously pisses me off n I argue the point but ultimately it ends up with me having to take the half hour or I lose out completely. Men who do this just shouldn't be allowed!!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 20 April 2015, 12:49:09 pm
I'm starting to feel a bit crap reading some of these. In 9yrs I've rarely had clients bring me gifts even on my birthday and never xmas. Never been tipped and certainly never had a clients regularly bring a gift every visit. I'm seriously wondering now what I'm doing wrong? How do you find these guys?????

I've had one gift since coming back to this job and maybe 2 tips. In 2 years. Don't feel down about it, some girls just get all the luck  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 20 April 2015, 01:10:58 pm
I've had a few tips and 2 gifts in ,ehm a LOT of years. One "gift" was a box of teabags, the other a pair of silk boxer-shorts coz
that's what he wanted me to wear and I didn't have any..  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 22 April 2015, 01:23:04 am
Seen him several times before. He asked me to park on his drive this time and to not wear my pink wig ( Sunday lunchtime paranoia :-\ ) I wore a black one instead and still wouldn't park on his drive  ;D
He's nearly 7ft in his shiny red heels and was already wearing his lingerie..
He's not bothered about me changing, so I was in jeans and a cardie
He became very excited when his baby doll nightie covered my face and put his hands around my neck ( twice ). This, needless to say, gave me the jitters and for the first time in several years of Escorting gave me cause for concern  :-\ I have had light hair-pulling before ( pre-wig days ) but never this..He was fine both times I swiftly removed them and apologised for making my earing fall out ( shouldn't be wearing them, I know )

 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: chloinnyc on 23 April 2015, 07:46:03 pm
Phoenix, that sounds terrifying  :(

I just had one of my favorite agency regulars.  He's in his late 50s or early 60s and married and just a very sweet, respectful guy.  He booked 1.5 hours which the agency doesn't advertise, but he didn't want to feel rushed and it was nice.  We mostly had a glass of champagne which he brought and chatted.  He gave me some financial advice (haha don't they all) which I don't need but it was nice to hear from someone who does that for a living.  The time went by pretty quickly and he gave a very nice tip, so my day is off to a good start, but I'm feeling a little tired from my 3 sips of champagne...I have zero tolerance!

Keep in mind that I'm in the US and tipping is normal here for lots of things that don't require tips in Europe.  I don't think I've had many tippers independently but probably half the agency clients tip, some really really well and some just a bit but it's always appreciated.  Gifts are rarer but this client always brings wine or champagne and I have another who I love b/c he always brings me fresh fruit!  Whenever he's booked I know I don't have to bring lunch that day  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sexyaliyah on 23 April 2015, 08:51:03 pm
Dude who wanted to go down on me for pretty much most of the booking. I don't really enjoy receiving oral much in the first place, but worse yet, I'm currently on the rag. Thankfully the Beppy tampon saved the day, but I was laying eggs there.


That's TOO FUNNY HAHAHAHA
Was he aware you was on your rags? :p


My last client was a few weeks ago. Booked me as an indie & for 2 hours. I arrived at hos hotel room in Heathrow and he was already drunk when I came in. He kept giving me oral which I hate so the acting port star fake grunts had to happen. He started sniffing in front of me too which was uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 23 April 2015, 10:18:04 pm
Dude who wanted to go down on me for pretty much most of the booking. I don't really enjoy receiving oral much in the first place, but worse yet, I'm currently on the rag. Thankfully the Beppy tampon saved the day, but I was laying eggs there.


That's TOO FUNNY HAHAHAHA
Was he aware you was on your rags? :p


Nope, I always just jam a Beppy in and hope for the best. XD
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 23 April 2015, 11:07:43 pm
Really nice young guy who I thought was a timewaster because he didn't have the cash when I arrived and then said he couldn't withdraw it, turned out his bank had blocked his card, quick call to the bank and he paid over my 3 hour rate for the inconvenience as well.

Dream client who was respectful and easygoing, 3 hours flew by. He can rebook any time :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 24 April 2015, 12:33:41 pm
Overnight with my hottest regular, slept 4 hours, Im knackered and happy :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 24 April 2015, 12:44:24 pm
It's been that long I can't remember my last booking..  ;)
Naw kidding, it was this morning, a guy who likes to kid on he's a schoolboy who needs spanked, he even brings his own,home-made
belt-thing, imagine if he got stopped by the police with that thing on him, he'd get done lol.
I'm dying for a nice, cheery, fun booking, I'm so, so bored...!!! v :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 24 April 2015, 04:12:32 pm
Hot, hot, hot! Amazing guy, saw him twice already, and oh god, that body and muscles! and so handsome. Great sex, he got so into it I thought he'll tear me apart, but it was great fun. Clean, smart, handsome, left before time, just perfect  ;D
The thing is I feel so self concious with great guys like that, I feel like I'm supposed to be size 6 model look beauty. But still they book me, so it's just my silly head, always thinking only about imperfections :/
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Fabulassie on 25 April 2015, 12:10:18 am
Not my most recent booking as I didnt have time to post about it yesterday but I had a DREAM BOOKING:

Attractive, sweet guy just wanted to cuddle and talk about Star Trek and Tolstoy for an hour. No sex. Just cuddling and chatting... about my two favourite things in the whole world.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 25 April 2015, 12:12:04 am
Not my most recent booking as I didnt have time to post about it yesterday but I had a DREAM BOOKING:

Attractive, sweet guy just wanted to cuddle and talk about Star Trek and Tolstoy for an hour. No sex. Just cuddling and chatting... about my two favourite things in the whole world.

Nice. Wish I had dream jobs.
But where is the chocolate cake in this dream lol :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 25 April 2015, 11:14:31 am
Hot, hot, hot! Amazing guy, saw him twice already, and oh god, that body and muscles! and so handsome. Great sex, he got so into it I thought he'll tear me apart, but it was great fun. Clean, smart, handsome, left before time, just perfect  ;D
The thing is I feel so self concious with great guys like that, I feel like I'm supposed to be size 6 model look beauty. But still they book me, so it's just my silly head, always thinking only about imperfections :/

Send him my way when you're done with him please!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 10 May 2015, 10:36:18 am
Had a client in London that was intelligent and attractive with a great body. Brought me my favourite wine, gave me a massage etc... after business was concluded we chatted about the economy and world finances... fuck me, I was in heaven.

Problem I'm left with is that I'm DYING for him to book me again, which is likely never going to happen as his job is traveling constantly, he was only in the UK for 24 hours and isn't based here.  :'(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Erotic flower on 11 May 2015, 11:36:18 am
Had a client in London that was intelligent and attractive with a great body. Brought me my favourite wine, gave me a massage etc... after business was concluded we chatted about the economy and world finances... fuck me, I was in heaven.

Problem I'm left with is that I'm DYING for him to book me again, which is likely never going to happen as his job is traveling constantly, he was only in the UK for 24 hours and isn't based here.  :'(
lucky you, I occasionally get hot ones like that why cant they be regulars eh x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 23 May 2015, 05:00:39 pm
I had amazing guy today! Beautiful face and body, paid for 2 hours, stayed bit over one hour and was happy to chat most of the time. Lovely cock, great kisser and made me come  ;D I wish all of them would be like him!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 23 May 2015, 05:20:36 pm
Youngish, cocky guy - who spat between my legs. Fucking gross! Then asked if I ever got anyone else as good as him. Diplomatic non-committal noise.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cassiea on 23 May 2015, 05:31:36 pm
Youngish, cocky guy - who spat between my legs. Fucking gross! Then asked if I ever got anyone else as good as him. Diplomatic non-committal noise.

That is so gross Kay I would have slapped him. Yuk! :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 23 May 2015, 05:48:43 pm
Polite, professional guy...who turned out to have quite a nice big cock.
Pleasantly suprised. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 28 May 2015, 12:45:49 pm
My phone rang with a number from someone who had visited before (I save them with a V next to their name so I know I've seen them before). He turned up and as we headed upstairs he told me he'd never done this before! Don't know if he didn't remember seeing me or if he was testing me to see if I said I remembered him.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VioletteUK on 28 May 2015, 09:40:58 pm
Lost a sex toy up the nether regions of an old codger, never to seen again.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: daringtobedemi on 29 May 2015, 11:53:14 pm
Had a client in London that was intelligent and attractive with a great body. Brought me my favourite wine, gave me a massage etc... after business was concluded we chatted about the economy and world finances... fuck me, I was in heaven.

Problem I'm left with is that I'm DYING for him to book me again, which is likely never going to happen as his job is traveling constantly, he was only in the UK for 24 hours and isn't based here.  :'(

It always sucks when you meet a wonderful client... and then they tell you they're moving, or they travel XDD
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: daringtobedemi on 29 May 2015, 11:54:35 pm
My last client was a sweetheart... He had pretty bad PTSD, mostly just wanted to be held and listened too. I stayed a bit longer with him than I usually do. Very nice man, kinda damaged, lives alone, has trouble with nightmares and flashbacks.... I really appreciated being there for him, though I didn't really know what to say or how to comfort him. I guess he didn't really need words.

It's clients like that that make me love this job <3
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 30 May 2015, 09:09:02 am
Not my last booking but a memorable one  ;D
Out call 2 days ago, the guy booked me for massage only and said he cant have sex as he had some condoms issues but willing to pay me the out call rate.
Got there, the door opens and here he is, the most fit beatifull body, ripped,  covered in tatoos handsome guy Ive seen in person ever :o
Long story short, he came twice during sex with condoms lol. Now he knows he can use condoms with the right girl  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 30 May 2015, 04:42:38 pm
Experimenting with email bookings on my website
and as a result had  a relaxed 2 hr booking with sweet,
muscled-up, armed forces client. Aawww too distracting.
Paying me...! :o

No silly texts, phone conversations or email ping pong...
re-thinking the phone thing now.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 31 May 2015, 01:09:49 am
Undressed down to my albeit rather sexy undies and he came in his pants (couldn't have been older than 20 bless him) one of the easiest bookings ever I think. Cleaned himself up and sent me on my way with my full hour fee and a "just wanted to cum to be honest" couldn't believe my luck!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 01 June 2015, 05:13:22 pm
Lost a sex toy up the nether regions of an old codger, never to seen again.
Thank you for that!!  Sublime ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MsDee on 01 June 2015, 07:26:24 pm
Lovely guy I have seen before but he is one of those with akward silences like he cant be arsed to talk to you.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 03 June 2015, 12:52:24 pm
The last booking was with a reg it was a silent one for an hour of no talking just obey. It was a safe booking as was verbal only. He even left still no words from me. This was a bit odd.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 05 June 2015, 12:08:54 am
An older gent who wanted to try greek (both ways) for the first time in his life. Plenty fun, but I was so airheaded I forgot my dildo in the hotel. Doh. >.<
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Ieaio on 06 June 2015, 09:51:21 am
Guy wanted to be whipped as hard as I could do it. I'm not a domme so I darn't do it lol. But the minute I did he came. My room mate was concerned as to what the hell was going on in my room all she heard was someone taking hits. I had to add in some sexy noises so they didn't freak out.

If pain floats his boat then what the hell. Nice guy i'd see him again.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 06 June 2015, 04:09:11 pm
Caller was professional, polite but jittery about me having
his phone number as he's married...'I won't call him will I?'

I said '...as you're so anxious and paranoid I'm unable to accept you as a client.'
He called back, apologised and we had the session.
He'd said he was nervous as he read a lot of media piddle about trafficking etc
I'm British tho ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 10 June 2015, 12:07:48 am
Today I had booking with feet fetishist and was asked to keep my feet very smelly. Wearing old trainers without socks didn't help much, so I had to rub french cheese on my feet. He couldn't tell the difference and was absolutely delighted  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 10 June 2015, 10:17:30 am
Today I had booking with feet fetishist and was asked to keep my feet very smelly. Wearing old trainers without socks didn't help much, so I had to rub french cheese on my feet. He couldn't tell the difference and was absolutely delighted  ;D

OMG so clever! I'd never have thought of that Carol.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 10 June 2015, 11:32:28 am
Today I had booking with feet fetishist and was asked to keep my feet very smelly. Wearing old trainers without socks didn't help much, so I had to rub french cheese on my feet. He couldn't tell the difference and was absolutely delighted  ;D

OMG so clever! I'd never have thought of that Carol.
lol, I wouldn't as well, someone who knows well types of french cheese helped me  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 10 June 2015, 11:58:29 am
An hour and a half full body massage with lingam massage. His bloody phone never stopped and he said he had to take them, very off putting.  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: x-Danni-x on 10 June 2015, 12:27:31 pm
An hour with a regular client I've been seeing for around a year now.. he's getting a bit strange and didn't seem happy at all that I'm going on tour to London next weekend so had a bit of an awkward moment where he seemed rather upset with me.. I just changed subject and moved on. He also CIM with no warning this is something I don't offer not even if paid extra so I was really upset with that.. His response was 'well we are friends now thought it be ok' :-( shame because he was a regular client for me but feel he's pushing boundaries now and maybe time to stop seeing him.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: victoryrose on 10 June 2015, 12:30:37 pm
Ridiculously boring social booking. Most of them are great but this guy and I had absolutely nothing in common and was ridiculously awkward, had no idea what to do or where to go... I'm pretty awkward myself and prefer any kind of session to be led by whoever's paying so it just turned into a total awkward-fest, but he enjoyed it because he told me he wants to meet again. I'm going to go ahead and turn him down on that front. ::) The best part was when he tried to full on snog me in the middle of the street which um, no. No, you're really not going to be handing over ?40 and expecting DFK which some full-service girls don't even do, and you're especially not going to expect it in the middle of the town I go to fucking uni in. It was bad enough walking around with his hand on my arse which I only just about put up with.

An hour with a regular client I've been seeing for around a year now.. he's getting a bit strange and didn't seem happy at all that I'm going on tour to London next weekend so had a bit of an awkward moment where he seemed rather upset with me.. I just changed subject and moved on. He also CIM with no warning this is something I don't offer not even if paid extra so I was really upset with that.. His response was 'well we are friends now thought it be ok' :-( shame because he was a regular client for me but feel he's pushing boundaries now and maybe time to stop seeing him.

Definitely stop seeing him, he's getting possessive and that kind of behaviour is not on.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Fabulassie on 10 June 2015, 12:37:36 pm
An hour with a regular client I've been seeing for around a year now.. he's getting a bit strange and didn't seem happy at all that I'm going on tour to London next weekend so had a bit of an awkward moment where he seemed rather upset with me.. I just changed subject and moved on. He also CIM with no warning this is something I don't offer not even if paid extra so I was really upset with that.. His response was 'well we are friends now thought it be ok' :-( shame because he was a regular client for me but feel he's pushing boundaries now and maybe time to stop seeing him.


Yup - time to drop this guy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 10 June 2015, 12:38:42 pm
An hour with a regular client I've been seeing for around a year now.. he's getting a bit strange and didn't seem happy at all that I'm going on tour to London next weekend so had a bit of an awkward moment where he seemed rather upset with me.. I just changed subject and moved on. He also CIM with no warning this is something I don't offer not even if paid extra so I was really upset with that.. His response was 'well we are friends now thought it be ok' :-( shame because he was a regular client for me but feel he's pushing boundaries now and maybe time to stop seeing him.

The CIM is SO not on - I'd have spat it back in his face!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aussie Male Escort on 10 June 2015, 12:50:22 pm
Yesterday I had a lovely elderly gentleman come to see me. He's in his 70s but still works (edit: better not say his job in case I out him.. let's just say his work makes a difference). Of course he wanted hard caning. So I got to beat the shit out of someones sweet, doddery old grandad. He loved it and I must admit the sadist in me enjoyed it too but if you'd told me years ago that my future job would involve tanning the hide off of someone with the gentle demeanor of Hyacinth Bucket's husband, Richard, I wouldn't have believed you.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lady_Lust_XXX on 10 June 2015, 01:32:36 pm
Yesterday I had a lovely elderly gentleman come to see me. He's in his 70s but still works (edit: better not say his job in case I out him.. let's just say his work makes a difference). Of course he wanted hard caning. So I got to beat the shit out of someones sweet, doddery old grandad. He loved it and I must admit the sadist in me enjoyed it too but if you'd told me years ago that my future job would involve tanning the hide off of someone with the gentle demeanor of Hyacinth Bucket's husband, Richard, I wouldn't have believed you.

A few years ago I had a guy just like that too. He told me he was a retired doctor and had emigrated to NZ but due to occupation had to be VERY careful at home.  Did I believe him, in a word, NO.  I don't believe a word they say though they would never know that.

Was fun caning him though.  Guys in their 70's seem to enjoy this more than any other age group IME anyway.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 10 June 2015, 03:03:44 pm
And I am back! In case anybody noticed I was gone  ;D

Had met the love of my life last year and I took a break from part time working (have a full time office job as well). I just had my first client again after 6 months, I was nervous. As nervous as when I met my first client. I enjoyed the booking, it was femdom and he was a sweet guy.

It was weird and at the same time not weird to do a booking again after a break.
I am still together with my boyfriend but our relationship is not where I thought it would be at the moment. It will some day, I hope! But for the past few weeks I have been reading on this forum again and read the topic about giving up money for a man.... I am prepared to do that, but only if he is fully committed to me (since this is a part time thing and I wouldn't mind quitting for the right reason). Somehow... it didn't feel right at this moment to quit permanently. So I am back  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 10 June 2015, 03:28:14 pm
Welcome back Mel ;D

Anastacia say it so much better at full volume!
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back'

(utube-'Back In Black' by Anastacia)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 10 June 2015, 04:05:32 pm
Thanks Cheesypeas!!  ;D :) :) :) :) It feels good to be back!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 10 June 2015, 04:38:38 pm
I do look forward to these type of bookings where they massage the whole body with their oils. With a bit of horny fun at the end.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 10 June 2015, 10:22:03 pm
I do look forward to these type of bookings where they massage the whole body with their oils. With a bit of horny fun at the end.

I had one guy who did that, but then he emailed me expecting a discount on future bookings because I would get a massage.

If I want a massage, I will go and pay for one!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: foxy roxy on 11 June 2015, 06:38:04 pm
So, my last booking was a walk out!! I've only had 3 in the last 4 years. No I'm not upset about it, no I wont let it get me down.

He was sooooooo not the kind of client I like, but because I'm not in my usual town, the accent made me a little off guard I suppose.

I don't usually see under 25 years old. This guy looked about 19, he was one of those young guys with trousers too low and walked with a kind of a swinging limp that he thought was swagger, you know the type?

He came in, looked me up and down and asked me what my price was, and mumbled something about his car and parking. My response was, I pointed to the front door and told him the door he used to come in is the door to use on the way out. He knows my prices and his car is absolutely fine wherever he parked it. Told him, if I'm not his type, thats fine, I get it, he's not my type either, but there's no need for the bullshit about prices and cars. He then said, yeah ok, i'll just go then. I said yes please and he left.

I think he would have been an awkward twat he he had gone ahead with the booking, so I dodged a bullet there!
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Post by: SelenaLondon on 11 June 2015, 11:50:27 pm
3 hour incall ?700 with an amazing man.  :)
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Post by: VioletteUK on 12 June 2015, 11:59:26 am
There are times in a SW life when you find yourself pondering how did I get here? Today was that day for me. I had a booking with a rather buffed, fit, fine specimen of manhood, who at 10:30 in the morning upon arrival a)asked if I had a crack(read crystal meth) pipe. I answer no!  He then b)preceded to grind it up with his lighter and snort a rather long line. I thought oh well there goes any fun I was planning on having with him. Well, what was beginning to look like a promising erection soon started to melt like the polar ice caps, leaving me with this hunky man, no erection to speak of, beating the damn thing into submission, for 2 hours!

So, what does an enterprising ho do in the midst all this? Get her self off and then spend the rest of the time watching him beat his dick into a numb coma talking utter and unmitigated shite. Then when I would get bored, I would wiggle my bum in his face, telling him how much I wanted him to come all over it. At one point, as he was standing over me, pulling on his ever shrinking dick, he said he had hope of it getting hard. Before I could stop myself I channeled Jessie Jackson, and with fist pumping action in the air said, "KEEP HOPE ALIVE! LET'S KEEP HOPE ALIVE!" Thinking to myself, cause your dick is dead!

Yes, these are the moments I live for.
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Post by: VioletteUK on 12 June 2015, 12:03:25 pm
Lost a sex toy up the nether regions of an old codger, never to seen again.
Thank you for that!!  Sublime ;D
This is actually what happened:
I have just had the most hilarious double booking with my GF, she is one of the funniest people in a booking you can have. The shit she says has me in hysterics. Well, today we were both in a booking with a rather old codger, who apparently liked his ass played with. Well, as we were working on him, me on his dick and she with a medium sized sex toy, I think she must have pushed a wee too hard, because the next thing I know, she is pulling on the condom trying to pull the toy out to no avail. Oh. Fuck. I pop over to my room to get gloves and an anal speculum, in the hope we can retrieve the wayward toy, all to no avail. We encourage the old fellow to go and have a poo, hoping that will dislodge the rather wayward toy. He flushes, so we aren't completely sure if it passed or not. He popped back into the room right as rain wanting his cock sucked and to carry on. God love a game goer. So either there is a sex toy logged in the plumbing system of hotel we are staying in, or it is lodged firmly up the nether regions of a 76yo gent currently roaming around town. All in a days work
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Post by: The_Lynx on 14 June 2015, 05:11:50 am
I honestly don't know what to think about my last meet.

Dude my age, somewhat high on uppers, pleasant to deal with and good in bed. At the same time, he was very clearly hitting on me ("Well, I'm single, just saying!") even after I have clearly told him that I'm taken and not interested. Duh.
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Post by: SelenaLondon on 14 June 2015, 06:10:37 am
outcall to nice hotel with american client  :D
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Post by: Erotic flower on 15 June 2015, 04:05:23 pm
just now had a lovely guy wanted to have red lipstick kisses all over his chest and he wanted me to keep kissing him so he wore the lipstick lol  :-*
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Post by: Alessandra A on 19 June 2015, 10:33:56 pm
Well my last booking was a fail! The guy saw me, and told me he had to pass!
Pfft I don't know why, I don't get very much offended either because some people expect different faces with body's. I dunno, I've gotten walk outs a few time, but I've been told by many that I am exotic looking. Had a friend who was a model, she got walked out on plenty of times because she was to Caribbean looking apparently.
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Post by: cheesypeas on 19 June 2015, 10:52:37 pm
Deadly quiet this week but can't grumble...
He looked 17, huge dick, ripped to the tits  ;D
I bit his bum! lol  :D

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Post by: Treetop on 20 June 2015, 07:58:57 am
Well my last booking was a little awkward.

Hot fit guy (still surprises me when they are mega hot) comes for an incall gets upstairs and pulls out a huge alan key/screwdriver looking thing out his inside jacket pocket. I immediatly freaked out started ranting about how my neighbour knew what I was doing, can't he see the camera and panic button....

Yeah the guy had a fake leg and was just going to unscrew it. Great booking after an epically awkward (thankfully humorous) long talk about prosthetics and hooker safety. Really interesting guy to talk with and ended up running over on time talking about traveling. :-)
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Post by: Siorse on 20 June 2015, 07:36:05 pm
Deadly quiet this week but can't grumble...
He looked 17, huge dick, ripped to the tits  ;D
I bit his bum! lol  :D

Aww that's my least favourite client.!! Big dick for starters (I'm quite tight), will leave me sore, and the young ones can
be quite disrespectful and treat you like a piece of meat..
Definitely not tarring them all with the same brush tho, I have had some lovely young clients!!  ;)
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Post by: fifilondon on 20 June 2015, 09:02:02 pm
my last booking (last night) was my dream client... very well spoken, v early 30's, smelt amazing, good looking, came in 10mins, had a shower, then left... why is it always the hot ones that don't want to hang around!
Maybe for the best, as I was crushing on him  ;)
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Post by: Secret-Whore on 21 June 2015, 10:42:47 am
Lovely, lovely man who was in London for a week booked me to spend a few hours on 4 out of the 6 nights that he was here with him. We got along very well with each other, his hygiene was always perfect and he wasn't a boundary pusher. I wish every client was like him!
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Post by: victoryrose on 21 June 2015, 01:45:40 pm
The trifecta of a bad booking with miss victoryrose:

- Really hot young guy that's just my type
- No good conversation/just wants to get straight to the sex
- Newbie to punting, has never seen an escort before

Note that any of these on their own and occasionally two of them combined don't necessarily make for a bad booking, but all at once? He left ten minutes early in a half hour booking, he did cum but I don't think he enjoyed himself. I hate having to lead the way. :( I don't know your body, I'm not some kind of sexual psychic! The fact he's hot makes me feel even worse about it. Sigh. Oh well.
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Post by: Melanie on 21 June 2015, 03:55:40 pm
My booking today was with a man who I had a booking in October with. He was ok. He thought we really clicked... funny. I didn't agree but played along. When chit chat during a booking takes a lot of effort on my part, we don't click. Ah well, he paid 150 euros so 'me is happy  ;D'!
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Post by: Marianne on 22 June 2015, 07:34:30 am
Not worked since Friday but on Wednesday had a 3 hour booking through AW with a lovely lovely older guy who bought me a massive box of chocolates and then proceeded to book another 3 hours on Friday. Normal guy, easy conversation, vanilla sex with lots of oral which I love. Oh if only they could all be like that!  ;D
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Post by: victoryrose on 22 June 2015, 04:13:18 pm
This one was the one before the last one but I only just got time to post... My fave client so far, by a long stretch even though I've had a lot of lovely people.

So he walks through the door, he's Asian (I'm guessing Chinese) which I knew already from his name, and he is super cute. Like, ridiculously good looking, I actually thought he was over a decade younger than he was. Anyway, we are chatting a fair bit while sort of undressing etc. which I like better than purely having sex straight away OR droning on for ages, it's a nice combo of the two. Anyway he does a lot of this thing where he just kind of looks at/explores my body and takes his time - but even then he came in 20 mins! And we spent the rest of the time just talking, mostly about shows we watch (he has like every show in common with me) and uni (he went to my dream uni </3). He's really sweet and likeable. I notice we have fifteen mins left and I ask if he wants to go for another round to which he says he just enjoys chatting, and even asked if I had space tomorrow to book again, which I didn't have at the time he wanted. We reach the end. He's redressing etc. AND THEN he gave me a tip!!!! Like what the hell? I know it happens but I thought just with agency people. It was ?50 which is so nice of him. There are people out there that will joke about taking money away for having over half the booking be just talking. Anyway, he says he'd like to book again in August when I'm here again for a few hours of social etc. as well as private time so I really hope he does. After the mood I was in yesterday over some recent bad experiences in London I am feeling a lot better now. :D
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Post by: cheesypeas on 22 June 2015, 07:24:57 pm
Rose, Lovely when it goes like that!... :D

2 hour booking. Mature gentleman, rare for me.
Charming and very toned...no chicken skin!
I know.. I'm a body nartzi  :-\

Been dead past few weeks... so I'm
celebrating with a box of mini magnums!
Half my week's target made.
(Bet I don't get anything till Friday now lol ???)
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Post by: Secret-Whore on 23 June 2015, 09:27:54 am
This one was the one before the last one but I only just got time to post... My fave client so far, by a long stretch even though I've had a lot of lovely people.

So he walks through the door, he's Asian (I'm guessing Chinese) which I knew already from his name, and he is super cute. Like, ridiculously good looking, I actually thought he was over a decade younger than he was. Anyway, we are chatting a fair bit while sort of undressing etc. which I like better than purely having sex straight away OR droning on for ages, it's a nice combo of the two. Anyway he does a lot of this thing where he just kind of looks at/explores my body and takes his time - but even then he came in 20 mins! And we spent the rest of the time just talking, mostly about shows we watch (he has like every show in common with me) and uni (he went to my dream uni </3). He's really sweet and likeable. I notice we have fifteen mins left and I ask if he wants to go for another round to which he says he just enjoys chatting, and even asked if I had space tomorrow to book again, which I didn't have at the time he wanted. We reach the end. He's redressing etc. AND THEN he gave me a tip!!!! Like what the hell? I know it happens but I thought just with agency people. It was ?50 which is so nice of him. There are people out there that will joke about taking money away for having over half the booking be just talking. Anyway, he says he'd like to book again in August when I'm here again for a few hours of social etc. as well as private time so I really hope he does. After the mood I was in yesterday over some recent bad experiences in London I am feeling a lot better now. :D

I have a client who gives me 'a little extra for the cab' after every booking. It makes my week after all the stupid questions, smelly ones and rudeness.
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Post by: victoryrose on 23 June 2015, 03:18:03 pm
He booked me again today. ;D
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Post by: cheesypeas on 23 June 2015, 04:35:28 pm
Too cute, pretty boy..I pulled his hair,
He rubbed his cock all over my glasses. ???
Wouldn't let me take them off...;D

(You're dancing on clouds Ms VRose!)
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Post by: Miss_Fukalot on 29 June 2015, 08:02:48 pm
A man old enough to be my grandad. Got to say I hated every second.
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Post by: Usernamechanged on 30 June 2015, 06:24:26 pm
One hour with an innocent looking guy, early 30s maybe, dressed in jeans and a tshirt.
He wants the GFE. He's an amazing kisser, very touchy, very soft. Laughed when I half elbowed him in the face whilst taking my bra off.
That hour went to quickly, he can come back anytime haha.
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Post by: cheesypeas on 30 June 2015, 06:46:04 pm
6ft of knee-wobbling British muscle.
Could have eaten him on a dry cracker. :P
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Post by: The_Lynx on 30 June 2015, 08:27:05 pm
A dude who asked me what would my father think if he saw what I am doing. I was tempted to tell him that my father's dead, just to make him uncomfortable. ;D
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Post by: cheesypeas on 30 June 2015, 08:31:13 pm
Head-fucker and a half...Don't see why you shouldn't.
Would be interesting if you did and spot if he got a boner or went limp. lol
Maybe he loves that kind of dark talk.
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Post by: littleminxjennifer on 01 July 2015, 10:27:33 pm
lovely sounding guy, tried to book me previously when i wasn't able to take incalls.  he'd noticed i have a couple of weeks ago been able to take incalls, so messages me today to book.  wanted half an hour.  all good. 

he gets here, pays and we head to the bedroom.  all is going well.  he asks if he can cum twice and i say sure, if you can its all great! i lick his balls for a few minutes, and he wants me to get on top.  i  cum really quickly (odd for me actually) and he's just a few seconds later.

he gets all panicked looking and says i'm really sorry, i need to go i've not locked up properly!  i actually think he meant it as well.

done and dusted in under 10 minutes. 
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Post by: MollyG on 01 July 2015, 10:41:37 pm
Guy who was obsessed with DATY.
 DATY for 2 whole hours kept asking how many times I came :o
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Post by: littleminxjennifer on 01 July 2015, 10:48:47 pm
by your smily i'm guessing nunce (not once for folk who don't' speak my weird local language haha)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 02 July 2015, 01:04:46 am
This could only happen to me?..
Guy rings my new number saying we have met before, he lives behind a pub in ( quaint village next to a large town )
 As I hadn't been able to transfer my old phone contacts over, I had a quick scan of my Appts book to see he was correct and I would be happy to see him again..( public book I leave in my Car during a booking, so no personal notes )
Gets to the quaint village and oddly the Pub was on my right-not left as I'd thought. The ginnel behind the Pub that led to his home was different and-didn't he live in a little Terrace and NOT an Appt I had to climb outside steps to? The answer came when I saw him drunkenly lurch towards me - same postcode ( practically ) DIFFERENT village ( both began with W ) and the Client was not the sweet guy I'd thought I was visiting, but one of the worst bookings I had ever had..:(

Long story short, I pretended I remembered him fondly ( though it had ended badly, he was a complete nasty Prick ) and made the best of it..he appeared to be too drunk to do anything except stagger around making Coffee and offering cake ( and I had driven 43 miles for this )
Suffice to say being Anally rammed with a dry finger put an end to any hopes of a cordial intercourse. Social or bloody otherwise  >:(

*I should add that I don't receive Anal play, nor deep fingering and we were just chatting as I sat on his knee. His action was aggressive and meant to antagonise me. C**T  :(
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Post by: chloinnyc on 02 July 2015, 03:53:22 pm
Suffice to say being Anally rammed with a dry finger put an end to any hopes of a cordial intercourse. Social or bloody otherwise  >:(

*I should add that I don't receive Anal play, nor deep fingering and we were just chatting as I sat on his knee. His action was aggressive and meant to antagonise me. C**T  :(

 >:( That sounds horrible!  What a loser.

I had my first day back doing incalls after taking 2 months mostly off and just seeing a couple regulars 2-4 times per week.  It was bliss.  I actually started to feel like a normal person again and not having so much sex made me actually want sex!  But a girl's gotta make money, and I'll admit I do love my secret life, so I went back to hotel incall yesterday and had 6 appointments, a normal day.  They were all pretty easy and mostly old regulars who prefer to see me at hotels.  The last one was a regular who is very sweet, but so unattractive and his breath smells and he gets pretty intense trying to finger me even though I've told him a bunch of times that it feels uncomfortable.  I keep seeing him b/c he's a really nice person and we always have a great chat after, but he always books me for 10/11 pm which is super late for me, and I'm so exhausted and ready to go home by that point that it takes a lot of energy to stay perky and act like I'm into it.  It was worth it, he always leaves a $100 tip and I always get straight in the shower and then bolt as soon as he's gone.

Just two more this morning/afternoon and I'm done for the week, treating myself to a massage and a fancy lunch as my reward for getting back at it.
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Post by: Scarlet on 03 July 2015, 06:46:29 pm
The last client I saw, after he just came during sex, patted me on the thigh and said "Good girl".
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Post by: cheesypeas on 03 July 2015, 11:47:55 pm
Nice chap, tired, hot, exhausted and rushed from a meeting.
I felt for him. He totally chilled out. Said he hadn't time
to masturbate this week so requested and paid for 2 pops.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 15 July 2015, 08:13:26 am
My last booking was an an Asian guy, my first. I do have on my profile I only see white /European guys and this is more cultural than racial. But he sounded polite and engaging, so as I have been wanting to rid myself of this stereotypical image I have, I agreed to see him. In his 40s but looked younger as he had said. Came in very chatty and complimentary reasonably good looking and got straight down to it. Probably lasted about 15 minutes and then spent the next 45 min talking about himself and his family, politics, religion, conspiracy theories he was adorable. I loved every minute of the booking. I told him it was my mums birthday and he gave me thirty quid to buy her flowers, he was so lovely. Said he will be regular, I do hope so. So glad I took the booking.
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Post by: Siorse on 20 July 2015, 07:54:34 pm
The last client I saw, after he just came during sex, patted me on the thigh and said "Good girl".

Oh I HATE it when they do that!! I've got one that pats my head while I give him a blow job and says "Oh yeah,good girl" over and over..
I find it kinda creepy  :o I put up with it though, coz he's a regular and apart from that a nice enough,
clean guy... And money's money, so it's a small price to pay if it makes him happy  ;)
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Post by: LouDelightful on 23 July 2015, 10:15:59 am
Newbie , nice guy and ended with messy facial :)
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Post by: sugarkane on 23 July 2015, 02:00:10 pm
So happy you took the booking. I don't see loads of asian clients but when I do I find them charming and polite. Usually local business men.

My last booking was an an Asian guy, my first. I do have on my profile I only see white /European guys and this is more cultural than racial. But he sounded polite and engaging, so as I have been wanting to rid myself of this stereotypical image I have, I agreed to see him. In his 40s but looked younger as he had said. Came in very chatty and complimentary reasonably good looking and got straight down to it. Probably lasted about 15 minutes and then spent the next 45 min talking about himself and his family, politics, religion, conspiracy theories he was adorable. I loved every minute of the booking. I told him it was my mums birthday and he gave me thirty quid to buy her flowers, he was so lovely. Said he will be regular, I do hope so. So glad I took the booking.
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Post by: Wailing Banshee on 23 July 2015, 02:51:50 pm
Outcall last night, nice guy, but obsessed with oral sex which if fine but during he kept saying over and over ' Look at that pussy, look at that pussy.

I wanted to say I can't bloody see it from here.

Was very very hard not to laugh, had to keep turning giggles into moans to pleasure!

He also called it (her?) a 'mega pussy'. I did laugh at that and said I was going to put that on my website!
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Post by: victoryrose on 23 July 2015, 03:39:43 pm
Was very very hard not to laugh, had to keep turning giggles into moans to pleasure!

This takes real talent, usually I laugh out of nerves but with the odd client I genuinely find they're acting ridiculous and can't help myself.  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 23 July 2015, 03:46:06 pm
You know sometimes you get a mental image of someone from their voice? Youngish lad with a thick South Yorks accent. I was expecting perhaps a bit taller than average, maybe a little stocky. Opened the door to this 20-something Greek god who looked like he'd just done a modelling shoot for GQ. Happy days!
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Post by: Miss Alisha on 24 July 2015, 12:36:18 am
Mine was been been a secretary been taken advance of by my boss it was panicked, forceful and rough. which is why its called role play I guess, my client got to behave quite rude and disrespectful until his rocks are off than his back to been the sweetest guy ever. Amazing!!
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Post by: cheesypeas on 24 July 2015, 07:58:24 pm
Young Royal Navy Officer...just tooooooo fit and 'nasty-nice'.
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Post by: Teddy Bear on 25 July 2015, 03:58:14 am
Extremely young rich pretty boy without the attitude, a pleasure.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rachel_glasgow on 25 July 2015, 10:25:40 am
An older and very very wealthy regular who ALWAYS tries to get some sort of freebie. He's a great client but it just really annoys me. I'm not a Turkish market so stop trying to haggle about my prices you absolute pest :FF ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Janie_J on 25 July 2015, 02:47:03 pm
My last booking was a ''megasession'' with a regular.  An hour one day, two hours the next and finally three hours on day three.

He claims to be sub and needs to be controlled, whilst asking for things throughout the session and trying to dictate the whole time.  He's extremely hard work and day three was exhausting as I felt I was running out of creative activities.  I'd had him in a cock cage for the three days, but he'd managed to cum with the damned thing on at home on the second night whilst watching porn.

I'm going to stuff him with a ball gag next time and tie him up so tight he's gonna feel a foot taller when he leaves!  lol

Thanks for this thread, I needed to get that off my chest!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 25 July 2015, 10:37:35 pm
Last client turned out to be a guy I went on a "date" with several years ago. Awkward. I was in 2 minds as to refuse the booking or not. It was like catching up with an old friend weirdly. Conversation got a bit morbid whilst he told me about nearly dying of blood clots on his chest. I discussed my various ailments too & recent near death experience. He wanted rimming but felt like he "respected me too much to try it" but I did it anyway {with a Dam}. I went 20 minutes over time, whoops.
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Post by: cheesypeas on 25 July 2015, 10:45:03 pm
Mortality and sex! ...Yes, not the horniest combo.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 26 July 2015, 06:33:20 pm
Sweaty and floppy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 27 July 2015, 06:13:41 pm
My last booking was a no show. Bleh... In another thread no shows were discussed. I am like more posters here: I dont text or email. I will not give them the satisfaction.
In 15 minutes a new client. I hope he shows up  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 27 July 2015, 06:44:38 pm
No way this happend twice in a row to me!! I was just kidding in my previous post but this again is a no show. I wonder what's up in the air... pff..... what are statistically the odds? Really  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 28 July 2015, 12:48:52 am
Not my last one-he was a sweetheart-but who wants to know that?  :P

The one before that was a typical cannabis-dealer type, took my largest strap-on with the greatest of pleasure. Actually very easy Gig.
The one before him was a very well paying dinner-date with a "Manc Gangster" ( his words ). Now an old man, he was arrogant and rude to most of the staff and spent 3 hours regalling me ( and all other eavesdroppers ) on his life of crime/travel/all the famous women he has shagged and his mega riches.

Became all meek in the room later.
 Funny that :D


Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MissLeeMiss on 29 July 2015, 07:43:26 am
'Husky' gentleman, borderline micropenis... Thirty minutes of sucking during which he barely spoke a word. Felt a little relieved when it was all over.
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Post by: ShaylaF on 29 July 2015, 09:57:05 am
Great guy, reverent :) 1.5 hour booking which was a great way to end the day on Monday.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sensualmilf on 29 July 2015, 08:44:03 pm
Fantastic guy, best in a VERY long time. Hot sex and I loved it!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Fabulassie on 30 July 2015, 12:27:37 pm
The perfect quickie - cheerful, immaculate young lad who was out the door in under ten minutes.

God I wish I could just do those all day long, one after the other.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Ms.Charlie on 30 July 2015, 03:46:08 pm
A very lovely but nervous guy, he lasted about two minutes when I gave him a blowjob (down to my amazing skillset, of course :P), and maybe three or four during round two. The poor guy actually came while I was still maneuvering him inside me, he was a bit embarassed.

We spent most of the hour cuddling and swapping drinking stories, it was really nice, just what I needed after a horrible, pushy cilent in the morning!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Marianne on 01 August 2015, 04:11:15 pm
The perfect quickie - cheerful, immaculate young lad who was out the door in under ten minutes.

God I wish I could just do those all day long, one after the other.

Ooh yes, sounds like bliss!

 My last was a boundary pushing reg who insists that I beg for his bare cock (even though we always use condoms) and he always tries to push this. I am in control but it gets really boring. Also, he just fucks for the whole hour. Did bring a bottle of Prossecco which I got to drink last night so could have been worse!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 02 August 2015, 01:01:35 am
lad messaged me through AW earlier for tonight.  i wasn't doing anything so said ok.

he messaged asking if we could go a little later as something had come up.  no trouble i say.  then he pushes back again.  i reply i might not be doing much tonight, but i had been looking to just have a chilled night doing nothing.  i say if he can get there within half an hour of the rescheduled booking then we could go ahead.

well, poor bloke hit every red (he said) on the way over, but made it.  he was flustered as work stuff had kept him busier and later than anticipated.  the only reason i let him push the time back the last time is he offered to compensate me for messing me around if i wanted to just call it off. 

really glad i did as he was such a sweety.  really chilled, cuddly booking.  i actually had to do very little as he was all about pleasing me, and very good at it too surprisingly!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 02 August 2015, 02:20:57 am
An easy peasy role-play with a returning Client who had a star rating in my phone ( those rare bookings I will drop everything to attend, but never tell them that  ;) )
Let myself in at the side door, collect the waiting Cash in the downstairs bathroom while I "change" ( have a wee and whip some stockings on )

Then a seduction role play where I demand he does all manner of naughty things to please me.
All done and almost home again by the time my 1 hr timer sounds. Perfect!  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sensualmilf on 02 August 2015, 09:22:50 am
A client who was lovely but laughed like a hyena. Extremely off putting! :-\
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Melanie on 03 August 2015, 06:47:21 pm
A client that is the reason I love this job. He was into foot fetish and oral. So he gave me an incredibly good foot massage as well as great oral  ;D. Me happy  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 07 August 2015, 12:20:45 pm
Ab fab role play. Me auntie him grown nephew. such good fun, and he was good looking. Good clean fun. Loved every minute.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 07 August 2015, 12:27:40 pm
'Husky' gentleman, borderline micropenis... Thirty minutes of sucking during which he barely spoke a word. Felt a little relieved when it was all over.

What is 'husky' please?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sensualmilf on 07 August 2015, 12:34:37 pm
A two hour duo booking this morning with no sex  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 07 August 2015, 10:14:15 pm
'Husky' gentleman, borderline micropenis... Thirty minutes of sucking during which he barely spoke a word. Felt a little relieved when it was all over.

What is 'husky' please?

Urban dictionary says:
One who is fat while still maintaining a "proper" body shape. Husky people are usually of healthy weight.

I thought it meant like having a butch, gruff, grainy voice..
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 09 August 2015, 08:46:21 am
'Husky' gentleman, borderline micropenis... Thirty minutes of sucking during which he barely spoke a word. Felt a little relieved when it was all over.

What is 'husky' please?

Urban dictionary says:
One who is fat while still maintaining a "proper" body shape. Husky people are usually of healthy weight.

I thought it meant like having a butch, gruff, grainy voice..
It does mean that too :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 09 August 2015, 12:27:55 pm
Thanks Emma and Red....so average cuddly guy who not a six pack
and never seen a gym I'm guessing.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 09 August 2015, 10:25:13 pm
Short outcall with a returning customer - on a boat. He paid for an hour but was done and dropped me off in around 30 minutes. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Erotic flower on 10 August 2015, 01:19:25 pm
the guy turns up dosnt want to talk much, hes quite and polite, his cock is limp and tiny he tell me not to touch it too much just to lick it  ???
 he then turn me on my side and thrusts his limp thing into my back and cums!
 he then tell me thanks Madame and gets up dresses and leaves
where do they come from ?  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 11 August 2015, 10:27:07 pm
New client. Turns up and we get chatting about food etc then he gets a call from the Mrs super suspicious about where he is and his lie is WEAK and not working in the least. So he gets off the phone, apologises saying he has to leave. Gives me ?50 and off he goes.

Well, that was easy money! Silly man, should learn to lie better. I got the impression she already knew something as the very first 'where are you' was suspicious (I could hear her end).
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fifilondon on 12 August 2015, 12:17:39 am
New client, young, too good looking, put me on edge. Very good in bed. Why is it the handsome ones freak me out so much?  :-[
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 24 August 2015, 12:52:49 am
Young, entitled and thought he was going to fuck me then demand his money back with the flimsiest of excuses that I wasn't who he thought I'd be. Arsehole got short shrift from me and I terminated the booking, walking out with my full fee while he struggled to run after me pulling his jeans on and telling me to be quiet his neighbours will hear!

Funny how he only had this problem after he'd received his service and then couldn't cum/maintain his hard on. Pathetic. Don't try and call the shots AFTER you've paid and had your service that's just stupid.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsummer on 24 August 2015, 11:04:33 am
Mid 40 client, sounded rather posh on the phone and arrived looking very formal and quite slick but friendly. We had a quick chat, and after the shower when we go to the bedroom... - he blew my mind, he gave me some of the best oral I've ever had, I never usually enjoy oral, or come from it. I love it when clients surprise you in that way!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 24 August 2015, 07:58:00 pm
A repeat visit from my new favourite, mid-30s fit sportsman. Smells and tastes divine. It took us aged to get undressed and down to it as we didn't want to stop kissing! One of those bookings that helps you make it through the crappy ones...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 25 August 2015, 01:15:08 pm
Slightly chubby very shy young guy with pretty big cock, hadn't had sex for ages he said, wanted to come in my face, I knew there
was gonna be some load lol and was reluctant..
Wish I'd said no, it was everywhere, stuck in my eyelashes, in my hair.. grrr  :FF
Washed it out of my eye straight away coz it's agony if you get in your eye! End up with a red eye for the rest of the day!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sensualmilf on 25 August 2015, 07:21:33 pm
Banged senseless for an hour by a pleasant bloke but blimey everyone is into ramming my cervix today! My next client is 23 so sleeves rolled up...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 25 August 2015, 07:30:30 pm
Banged senseless for an hour by a pleasant bloke but blimey everyone is into ramming my cervix today! My next client is 23 so sleeves rolled up...

Yep just had the same. 38 sends a pic of himself, his face, not a cock. Surprise there then. Arrives, very nice suited and booted, chatty and complimentary. Wanted tights, turns out he wants to rip them off. Then says, I hope you like big cocks. I smile and no way am I going to say, wow yes it is big. It was. Continues to bang away at my cervix. Thank goodness it was only 45 min.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 26 August 2015, 11:03:17 am
2hr Outcall to a sweet elderly guy who had "never done anything like this before" and was most surprised and delighted how lovely it all is. 2 Coffees, chatting, spanking & strap-on and he promised to book again next fortnight, " I'm hooked now!!"
Bless, seemed a shame to mention that not only had he done the whole booking ( down to every last detail ) not 10 months since, but it was with me then too  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 26 August 2015, 11:04:58 am
2hr Outcall to a sweet elderly guy who had "never done anything like this before" and was most surprised and delighted how lovely it all is. 2 Coffees, chatting, spanking & strap-on and he promised to book again next fortnight, " I'm hooked now!!"
Bless, seemed a shame to mention that not only had he done the whole booking ( down to every last detail ) not 10 months since, but it was with me then too  ;)


That's so funny...
Probably 'cheating' on you every month. :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 27 August 2015, 04:36:44 am
Lovely guy and easy booking just the remedy required after that arsehole a few days ago :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 27 August 2015, 10:55:03 am
2hr Outcall to a sweet elderly guy who had "never done anything like this before" and was most surprised and delighted how lovely it all is. 2 Coffees, chatting, spanking & strap-on and he promised to book again next fortnight, " I'm hooked now!!"
Bless, seemed a shame to mention that not only had he done the whole booking ( down to every last detail ) not 10 months since, but it was with me then too  ;)


That's so funny...
Probably 'cheating' on you every month. :D

Thing is CP, this has happened 3 times in as many weeks
 1st guys' face was a picture when I told him 20 minutes in, that this was not my 1st visit ( quick change of story from "Never" to "rarely done this before" ;D 
2nd guy last week and, though he didn't claim to be a punting virgin, didn't once acknowledge I had seen him once before at a hotel..Xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 27 August 2015, 12:51:34 pm
LOL Phoenix, that's an odd stat.
Are they all over 95 or something? :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Marianne on 27 August 2015, 10:17:00 pm
First for me - no sex - had a bit of a kiss and naked cuddle then he asked me out on a date! Told I have a fella but persisted and says he'll ring me to see if I've changed mind after he gets back of hols! Really really seems to want to date me! Easiest 80 I've ever made. Makes up for the guy who walked soon as I let him in yesterday!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Treetop on 29 August 2015, 05:19:11 pm
Told me he's teaching part of the course I'm on from next week....

One of my fav regulars, but that was more than a little awkward! Telling him about my course when he announced he was teaching the English part, Fml. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 29 August 2015, 10:52:03 pm
A lecturer who's doing a bit of research linked back to psychology (BARELY!) and spent the whole booking trying to psycho-analyse me while asking me to lick his nipples and sucking WAY TOO HARD on mine.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 29 August 2015, 11:46:33 pm
A lecturer who's doing a bit of research linked back to psychology (BARELY!) and spent the whole booking trying to psycho-analyse me while asking me to lick his nipples and sucking WAY TOO HARD on mine.

Welp, that sounds awful. My condolences. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 31 August 2015, 09:49:11 pm
A slightly chubby guy groping and slobbering all over me before we were even in the bedroom.. This went on for the whole half hour booking with orders; "move here, turn that leg there, untie your hair, go on top, kiss me again, lick my balls..."  ::)
Aye aye captain.. I was glad when his time was up  ;D
He was ok though, and clean, so not the worst booking in the world  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: nikyhall on 02 September 2015, 07:37:31 am
A mature Japanese student so he said on the phone he turned out to be 25 20 years younger than me !!!!

He was very polite shy and respectful he cock was smallish so I offered anal all the time all he was worried about was weather I was comfortable .Next week he wants another booking but said he would like to be himself more !!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 02 September 2015, 01:49:09 pm
Walked straight through the door into the en suite and had a massive, stinking shit. Finally gave me the money, came back in the room and he was sitting starkers on my storage - all I kept thinking was I fucking hope you wiped your arse properly. First thing he said was 'I thought you were another girl, you know, the thinner one'. Spent the whole booking complaining about everything I done, 'most girls don't do OW, they all do OWO, you won't get any work', 'don't bounce on my cock just sit there', 'don't take your outfit off, I can fit my cock through there', 'so and so is my favourite she's the best at the agency', blah blah blah.

He didn't cum, if he did he would have complained about that too since I don't do CIM anymore.

Wanker. I just know he's going to be one of those ones who complain to the agency/write a bad review on the forums. One of those ones where I wish he just walked.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 02 September 2015, 07:20:23 pm
Walked straight through the door into the en suite and had a massive, stinking shit. Finally gave me the money, came back in the room and he was sitting starkers on my storage - all I kept thinking was I fucking hope you wiped your arse properly. First thing he said was 'I thought you were another girl, you know, the thinner one'. Spent the whole booking complaining about everything I done, 'most girls don't do OW, they all do OWO, you won't get any work', 'don't bounce on my cock just sit there', 'don't take your outfit off, I can fit my cock through there', 'so and so is my favourite she's the best at the agency', blah blah blah.

He didn't cum, if he did he would have complained about that too since I don't do CIM anymore.

Wanker. I just know he's going to be one of those ones who complain to the agency/write a bad review on the forums. One of those ones where I wish he just walked.

What an absolute prick. Don't let it get to you.

I just had the most wonderful appointment with my favourite client, not seen him for a while. Into nearly everything I am and decided he wanted to be dominant tonight, as I'm very subby in the bedroom this made it absolutely PERFECT.  Finished with catching up generally and a text letting me know he really enjoyed what we tried today. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 02 September 2015, 11:13:34 pm
Second visit from a guy I've met back in April. Paid for 1.5 hour, had me stay only 30 minutes because he was rushing out for work shift, and wants to meet up in the morning again for another hour. ;D Can't complain.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 03 September 2015, 12:51:20 am
Was with Bono's stand-in - beat that, ladies!  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 03 September 2015, 01:42:31 am
Can't!  ;D Does this make you the official authorised Groupie?

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 03 September 2015, 11:24:04 am
A guy wanting oral, taking absolutely forever to come, because he was talking the whole way through!!
Expecting answers while I had his cock in my mouth  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 03 September 2015, 11:53:37 am
A guy wanting oral, taking absolutely forever to come, because he was talking the whole way through!!
Expecting answers while I had his cock in my mouth  :FF

I HATE that. I'll just stop and chat until they get the hint. It's usually personal questions too
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bluetits on 04 September 2015, 01:10:39 am
Had one at 7pm who fell asleep after he came once. Last time it happened on a bj but this time it was about 50 mins into the booking. One of those who I thought was gonna have a heart attack when orgasming?? I went to the bathroom to freshen up then came back and he was out. Prodded and poked for a few mins then I had to use the throw to chuck him off the bed as it was after the hour. I got panicky throwing him off like that but if they're the type that can sleep through an earthquake then what else can I do?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hotblondie on 04 September 2015, 01:17:14 am
Maybe you could have tried to shake him up a bit and wake him?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Bluetits on 04 September 2015, 01:28:53 am
I did plus I prodded and poked him like I said but he just stirred and went back to sleep. I thought maybe he wasn't really asleep but he didn't seem like a weirdo. It was like the orgasm was too much for him. He didn't have a go when I threw him off as I told him when he was dressing that I was worried how long he might be there.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsummer on 04 September 2015, 02:39:43 pm
Just had a missed call from a client I saw a few weeks ago. When he arrived I asked him to take a shower, which he agreed to as he said he hadn't had one for a few days(!). I could hear him taking a dump in my toilet while he was in the bathroom, I got all the sound effects including little moans as he was pushing. In the booking he kept squeezing me as if to check if I was real, and kept fishing for me to compliment him about his good looks, before admitting to be older than the top age I would see. I had already realised he was, but didn't want to embarrass him my turfing him out. As he was leaving, I realised his trousers had piss stains all over the groin area, thank god he had that shower...!  :-X

Had another text from him today as he wanted to see me again, and I responded that I was unlikely to be available for a good few weeks to put him off. He then replied, 'How about a picture of you in your jeans to keep me entertained until we meet again'... I was sorely tempted to reply 'How about you sort out your urinary leakage issues', but didn't. Have a feeling that won't be the last I hear from this guy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 04 September 2015, 02:45:15 pm
Urgh - "a few days"??
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: heather3 on 04 September 2015, 03:10:34 pm
..oh dear, I felt a little sick reading that...he didn't need a shower he needed an industrial clean (a few days ffs) - and a dump in your premises - I know when mother natures calls she calls but honestly sound effects and all...if only people knew what we have to put up with- he sounded a right 'old' charmer! 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsummer on 04 September 2015, 03:33:16 pm
Kay - Yep, that's what he said. Can't believe he admitted to it! If he hadn't agreed to a shower I would have insisted..!

Heather - Haha, I've had worse. If you know you'll be loud, at least put the sink on or something. I guess at that age you're quite comfortable with yourself  ;D I hate when clients go for a wee and don't close the door, I know we have been/will be intimate, but dude.. I don't need to hear that.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: heather3 on 04 September 2015, 03:51:01 pm
..I know where did these men grow up, in barns, I agree I hate it when they pee, leave the door open and keep chatting to me, while they are peeing.... that made my day, . 'dude I don't need to hear that.....' I am going to say that next time a client takes a loud dump or pisses with the door open - 'hey dude I don't need to hear that'  hahaa...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 08 September 2015, 08:46:49 am
Nice guy in his 30s has been coming to me almost weekly for a couple of months. Started off with an hour appointments as I didn't do half hours, he was done in twenty minutes I felt bad taking his money so offered him half hour which he took. Yesterday eve he came as usual we barely got in the bedroom when he was all over me, skirt up arsed spanked, cock out and cum all over my behind. All in seven minutes. Suit and tie all still in place. I still feel a little bad taking his money but I definately don't offer 15 minutes. He is so nice as well I would love to chat awhile.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fancypants on 08 September 2015, 03:52:34 pm
In the woods..........I got stung and bitched slapped by a tree  >:(   
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Treetop on 08 September 2015, 04:02:01 pm
In the woods..........I got stung and bitched slapped by a tree  >:(   


How? What? Exhibitionist booking gone horrible wrong?  Not sure I should be laughing, sorry but just so curious as to how that happened...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fancypants on 08 September 2015, 05:17:31 pm

It was on my regulars to-do list and mine as well plus it's cheaper than a hotel ( joke, I don't under any circumstances condone using the woods for in calls even if the call of nature calls ) : )

I was little red riding wood! wood being the operative word. I got more action from the twigs and the wild life than I did from my client.

He got scared every time a twig snapped so we spent most of the time undressing, dressing, undressing, dressing. Anyway we ended up not doing anything apart from lots of walking around, hiding from joggers and running from a giant bugs! I stupidly wore high heels.

He was at the front leading the way and obviously forgot  that I'm only hobbit size so all the branches he went through ended up continually bitch slapping me in the face!   >:(   Today I have come up in rashes grr
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Secret-Whore on 09 September 2015, 08:30:34 am
I had a client that I see every time I do incalls (I primarily do outcalls) who makes me uncomfortable whenever I see him because he's always talking about taking me out, despite us already acknowledging that I don't do unpaid meets and he is unwilling to pay me for my time if he's not getting laid. Anyway, he gets out the money and I leave it on the table when I go to freshen up. I come back and he asks 'I gave you the money, didn't I?' It's gone from the table and instantly know what's up, but don't want to accuse him and make it awkward. I pretend to look for the money whilst he is trying to kiss me and pull me into bed. I then say 'You know, I can't seem to find that cash anywhere.' He jumps up and immediately pulls it out of his jeans pocket saying 'Oh gosh, I must have picked it up accidentally. Sorry!'
I was steaming mad, but I continued with the booking. When I pulled back his foreskin there was all this... Matter underneath and it was hideous. He tried to say it was toilet paper but it looked more like pus. Fucking disgusting idiot. Then he tried to overstay by asking for 'post-coital cuddles' and talking incessantly whilst putting on his clothes and giving me this extended goodbye, punctuated by kisses. ARGH! Just get out, cunt, I have other clients.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 09 September 2015, 09:37:04 am
I had a client that I see every time I do incalls (I primarily do outcalls) who makes me uncomfortable whenever I see him because he's always talking about taking me out, despite us already acknowledging that I don't do unpaid meets and he is unwilling to pay me for my time if he's not getting laid. Anyway, he gets out the money and I leave it on the table when I go to freshen up. I come back and he asks 'I gave you the money, didn't I?' It's gone from the table and instantly know what's up, but don't want to accuse him and make it awkward. I pretend to look for the money whilst he is trying to kiss me and pull me into bed. I then say 'You know, I can't seem to find that cash anywhere.' He jumps up and immediately pulls it out of his jeans pocket saying 'Oh gosh, I must have picked it up accidentally. Sorry!'
I was steaming mad, but I continued with the booking. When I pulled back his foreskin there was all this... Matter underneath and it was hideous. He tried to say it was toilet paper but it looked more like pus. Fucking disgusting idiot. Then he tried to overstay by asking for 'post-coital cuddles' and talking incessantly whilst putting on his clothes and giving me this extended goodbye, punctuated by kisses. ARGH! Just get out, cunt, I have other clients.

= barred. Would have kicked him out as soon as he took back the money. Knobs
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 09 September 2015, 09:52:18 am
^^ Definitely!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 09 September 2015, 11:01:27 am
Guys turns up, (I'd had him pegged as a no show). Pulls ?25 out of his pocket and said he thought he had more and where is the nearest cashpoint. Thankfully not too far away but I thought that would be the last I saw of him. Then he handed me ?20 and said he was serious and he'd be back soon! He came back.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 09 September 2015, 11:14:05 am
I had a client that I see every time I do incalls (I primarily do outcalls) who makes me uncomfortable whenever I see him because he's always talking about taking me out, despite us already acknowledging that I don't do unpaid meets and he is unwilling to pay me for my time if he's not getting laid. Anyway, he gets out the money and I leave it on the table when I go to freshen up. I come back and he asks 'I gave you the money, didn't I?' It's gone from the table and instantly know what's up, but don't want to accuse him and make it awkward. I pretend to look for the money whilst he is trying to kiss me and pull me into bed. I then say 'You know, I can't seem to find that cash anywhere.' He jumps up and immediately pulls it out of his jeans pocket saying 'Oh gosh, I must have picked it up accidentally. Sorry!'
I was steaming mad, but I continued with the booking. When I pulled back his foreskin there was all this... Matter underneath and it was hideous. He tried to say it was toilet paper but it looked more like pus. Fucking disgusting idiot. Then he tried to overstay by asking for 'post-coital cuddles' and talking incessantly whilst putting on his clothes and giving me this extended goodbye, punctuated by kisses. ARGH! Just get out, cunt, I have other clients.

Unbelievable..!!! I think I would've either slapped him or worse, or hit him over the head with something and took all the cash he had on him  ;D
The cheek of it! He probably thought you wouldn't notice and get away with it..
Good on ye for being on the ball!!
I never leave the money lying about exactly for that reason, I try and put it in another room, or put it in a tin so I can hear it if they're
tampering with it if I have to leave the room..
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 09 September 2015, 12:45:41 pm
Guys turns up, (I'd had him pegged as a no show). Pulls ?25 out of his pocket and said he thought he had more and where is the nearest cashpoint. Thankfully not too far away but I thought that would be the last I saw of him. Then he handed me ?20 and said he was serious and he'd be back soon! He came back.

Reminds me of a guy I had a while ago doing the whole 'I left my wallet in the car' trick. Turns out he actually did, I watched him out of the window run down the street and run straight back!  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 09 September 2015, 09:48:05 pm
Back from my holidays...
I'm a little round, porky blimp.
Client requests a bikini  ???
I was going to throw it away last night in a mad clear-out.

He seemed to think it was best thing since sliced Hovis. :-\
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ellie1001 on 10 September 2015, 12:38:42 pm
Very very attractive client, early 40s, who's been a regular for a few months. He's a nice guy and always books 2 hours, most of which we spend talking once we've taken care of bussiness. I like his bookings because it's just so easy and chill (even if I do run out of things to talk about)
Anyway, when he arrives he says this will be his last booking and doesn't give a reason, which is fine. Then just as the 2 hours are up, he starts crying  :o And I mean REALLY REALLY crying, saying he is getting back together with his wife, and he is really sorry he has to leave me. He then starts clinging to me like I imagine a lost child would and just saying sorry, sorry, sorry.
I mean... what? I've never had anything like it. He seemed completely normal before that....  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 10 September 2015, 02:30:02 pm
Horrible when that happens Ellie.
Had a client do that when I was stripping...it's quite shocking.
Yet also mostly creepy.

I guess big boys do cry sometimes.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ellie1001 on 10 September 2015, 02:37:41 pm
Horrible when that happens Ellie.
Had a client do that when I was stripping...it's quite shocking.
Yet also mostly creepy.

I guess big boys do cry sometimes.

Haha, I can't possibly imagine anything more offputting while stripping than have a man suddenly burst out crying!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 10 September 2015, 02:49:28 pm
Oh sorry Ellie....I worded that so totally wrong lol.
My mistake.

When I was a freelance stripper ..during an
'after show' social encounter. ;D
Again it was a wifey thing.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 10 September 2015, 03:36:50 pm
A regular after a fun vannilla time he always has a massage at the end. He falls asleep so get showered then wake him up. An easy booking.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ellie1001 on 10 September 2015, 03:55:08 pm
Oh sorry Ellie....I worded that so totally wrong lol.
My mistake.

When I was a freelance stripper ..during an
'after show' social encounter. ;D
Again it was a wifey thing.

Haha! Reading it my way would have made it even more creepy  :P
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 10 September 2015, 05:34:26 pm
Massive blazing row with last one. Just constantly kept putting me down throughout the booking, complaining about me not French kissing him (I actually did) complaining about me doing OW, complaining about my massage not being hard enough after I explained I'm an escort not a masseuse he said 'well you have a big body you should be stronger'. After that I just got up and said it doesn't matter, you have an attitude problem. He then got up and dressed shouting at me, I apologied profusely saying I know you paid good money and you haven't enjoyed yourself but you keep putting me down and making me feel like shit. Asked him not to book me again, he walked out the door shouting that I'm shit at my job (although he did cum), I told him to fuck off. Can't stop crying and I've NEVER had a client make me cry before.

Thankfully I've had lots of lovely clients today but that last one just made me feel so shit I can't even explain. I just felt constantly attacked and it was quite frightening how aggressive he was talking to me, even the other girl came out to make sure he left and that I was okay because she heard him shouting at me how all the other girls love him.

It's beyond me why some clients think that because they've paid, they can treat us like absolute shit
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 10 September 2015, 06:48:47 pm
Guys turns up, (I'd had him pegged as a no show). Pulls ?25 out of his pocket and said he thought he had more and where is the nearest cashpoint. Thankfully not too far away but I thought that would be the last I saw of him. Then he handed me ?20 and said he was serious and he'd be back soon! He came back.

Reminds me of a guy I had a while ago doing the whole 'I left my wallet in the car' trick. Turns out he actually did, I watched him out of the window run down the street and run straight back!  ;D

I totally forgot about the "wallet in the car trick.."!! I thought I'd only ever had one walk-out (the guy seen the wrong football team on my wall  ::), but I also had the wallet trick done to me once, so that makes it two!!  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 10 September 2015, 08:04:30 pm
Totaly Ellie... ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ellie1001 on 10 September 2015, 08:38:44 pm
Totaly Ellie... ;D
If you'd managed to reduce a client to tears during a booking with only your stripping... I think I'd need to take some lessons from you  ;D x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 16 September 2015, 03:14:08 pm
A guy who kept trying it on with bb  >:(

You'd think he'd know better being 71! Actually I find the more mature ones are the worst for this!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 16 September 2015, 03:51:49 pm
New guy for an hour booking. Very energetic session, had me every which way. At the end he said 'bloody hell that was good, not bad for a couple of 50 year olds'.
I looked like I had been through the wringer. Hair all over the show, black under the eyes and steaming hot. But yeh, it was good.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 16 September 2015, 06:15:19 pm
New guy for an hour booking. Very energetic session, had me every which way. At the end he said 'bloody hell that was good, not bad for a couple of 50 year olds'.
I looked like I had been through the wringer. Hair all over the show, black under the eyes and steaming hot. But yeh, it was good.

I love it when you find someone who you're compatible in bed with!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 17 September 2015, 07:30:57 pm
Well I hate to post so close to a recent post of mine, but... Just had a guy who was my second client when I first started 15 months ago. He rang me out of the blue asking if I was still working out if the hotel I was in then. I explained I am now in a working flat.  He writes poetry and last  time recited from memory. I was impressed then and told him so. He remembered and brought his poetry tonight. After the usual proceedings he got his poetry out and read to me. I have to say, it was beautiful.  It had me in tears. Not his intention and he was quite bemused. He left me with his poems, I love them. I love this job.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Siorse on 19 September 2015, 12:28:49 pm
I'm not gonna, coz you'll fall asleep reading it..  ;) (A whole hour of massaging, with 2 mins oral)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Ieaio on 19 September 2015, 08:55:25 pm
Lovley gent, Had an Irish accent so I couldn't quite understand him hehe. Had the same sense of humor so the entire booking was just pure banter. Love it when we just clique. Some dudes are so hard to get a conversation out of even just small talk. He wanted normal stuff so happy in general. I needed to be lured back in as i've taken a few weeks off.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VioletteUK on 20 September 2015, 09:10:15 am
Rocks up at 7:30 on a Sunday morning. My first thought was-crackhead. Yup I was right, Upon viewing his duck-step through the lobby on the CCTV, I was yup, this will be fun. I keep him focused and on point. But it was the conversation after that was enlightening. He was unemployed, nothing wrong with that, except he had apparently had an existential experience after working 10 years as a bank manager and wondered was this all? Quit his job without having another, with a mortgage and is basically sinking fast. Then he starts telling me about his psychotic crack addicted friend who was AWOL and dissociated from his family. I quietly mentioned, if he has considered going into rehab? He tells me he isn't an addict. I was like dude, it is 7:30 on a Sunday and you are still on a high from the weekend, not working, and no prospects. Nope, you aren't an addict at all! I love weekends.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 21 September 2015, 05:53:33 pm
First timer (apparently. The 2 hour booking went fine until we took a break with 25 minutes to go. I returned from the toilet and he said he didn't want to be awkward but his partner had tracked him down and was stood outside by his car. Spent the next 25 minutes discussing what to do. No idea how she'd tracked him down. Apparently she doesn't even drive and he doesn't live particularly local. Ended up bundling him out the back gate and out by the side of adjourning houses. She wasn't there when he left but could have been pacing the road I guess.

All this sneaking has made me hungry!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Roxy101 on 25 September 2015, 02:24:54 pm
First timer (apparently. The 2 hour booking went fine until we took a break with 25 minutes to go. I returned from the toilet and he said he didn't want to be awkward but his partner had tracked him down and was stood outside by his car. Spent the next 25 minutes discussing what to do. No idea how she'd tracked him down. Apparently she doesn't even drive and he doesn't live particularly local. Ended up bundling him out the back gate and out by the side of adjourning houses. She wasn't there when he left but could have been pacing the road I guess.

All this sneaking has made me hungry!

Haha, but unfortunately you can track people's iphones now if you have their cloud information. It's a scary world out there. What happened to the good old days where clients could sneak behind their partners' backs and pay women for sex without having to worry about being tracked down!

x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ParisB on 26 September 2015, 03:10:15 am
A lovely Emeriates guy who payed for my full hour rate just to touch my boobs & bum

No sex just touching & kissing and only stayed for 30 mins

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: englishrebecca121 on 26 September 2015, 05:37:00 pm
had an all day booking ( 3 till 10) yesterday with a lovely guy . we went and took some pics of the suspension bridge before some play and i got to dress him up as hes a cross dresser great fun!!! lush dinner too wish they were all like this x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: SeksyLexi on 28 September 2015, 05:41:30 am
My last meet was with a regular I see every week for an overnight, dinner, bar & then of to bed  ;) lovely guy but very OTT about everything  :P
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 29 September 2015, 01:17:04 am
A hotel Outcall with a 21 year old who was so intensely bossy and demanding, I seriously wondered-and eventually asked-if he was on the Autistic Spectrum? Anything to explain his character:("Do this/do that/now suck/lets have sex now/turn around/move faster/now 69-but I don't want to touch you ( er, thanks  :-\ )Move your elbow/massage me again.,All of this within the first 10 Minutes!! )

Unfortunately not - he was just particularly unpleasant for no other reason than his own choosing  :(
In 6+ years of Escorting, this was the first time I abandoned a booking midway through and returned half payment. Congratulations, you are officially my worst Client to date!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 29 September 2015, 01:54:50 am
Sweet, petite, young chap with a gigantisaurus schlong.
I feel like The Amazing 50 ft Woman beside him  ???
It's all good   :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 29 September 2015, 08:26:58 pm
Booking was going normally he was kneeling on the bed fingering me, I felt something warm on my arm which was down by my side - assumed it was pre-cum. He kept going and then started doing himself over my boobs then couldn't believe it when I saw wee come out!

He then proceeded to rub it into my boobs and asked if I was ok (he would've been able to tell by the look on my face that I wasn't!) I said no that (pointing to his cock and my boobs) is not ok....."i'll just cum then" he says! Cos I want him gone quickly as possible I let him finish. Couldn't believe it when I got up and saw the bed was soaked and that it had gone through onto the duvet  >:(

I'm absolutely furious. I don't do any form of watersports and even if I did that wouldn't have been acceptable. Erghh feel so violated

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 29 September 2015, 09:15:06 pm
Kate, I've been involved in commercial domming,
BDSM and fetish scene/parties for years and
I agree, this is abuse.
He imposed this on you.
No prior discussion or agreement
No warning.
No mutual consent.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 30 September 2015, 12:12:39 am
Eeeuww - that's vile! Maybe post a warning?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: heather3 on 30 September 2015, 01:05:39 pm
...that is so offensive...and disrespectful ....I don't offer WS and would be mortified if a client just went ahead without prior discussion. Disgusted.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: peppa on 30 September 2015, 07:54:50 pm
A regular who likes to have a chat and cuddle me in his living room, drinking nice chilled wine. Originally booked me for two hours and ended up staying for four  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 02 October 2015, 10:54:05 pm
Lovely young guy, athletic body, abs I could lick all day.
Do I just remember the massive pretty willies?
Unreal...the man's a god :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 03 October 2015, 12:43:13 am
You're just trying to make us all jealous, Cheesy - you byatch!  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 03 October 2015, 04:20:38 pm
Had a booking this morning with a really lovely guy. Got a new kitten so settled both cats in the bathroom before the booking.

Mid-sex I hear the kitten crying and splashing. Poor thing had fallen into the bath (I keep a little water in the bottom as my older cat thinks it's a toilet). Ran to her and she was soaked and shivering, poor thing was probably mildly hypothermic. So I apologised to the client and we sat for about 10 minutes while I tried to dry her off, give her warm milk and ease her shivering.

Most dramatic interlude in a booking I've had! The client was really understanding though. I offered him a bit of a discount for next time as I wasn't able to 100% focus after that even though I continued with the booking.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 03 October 2015, 05:13:35 pm
Mid booking I often hear my cats flying about the house and clients look up a bit worried asking what was that!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 03 October 2015, 06:29:23 pm
Them playing is common in my house during bookings, but she is so tiny she couldn't even get out of the water on her own, I felt terrible  :'(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cheesypeas on 03 October 2015, 06:54:01 pm
You're just trying to make us all jealous, Cheesy - you byatch!  :D

What can I say Kay...I'm just an evil Milf lol  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Curvygal on 03 October 2015, 09:13:25 pm
I saw my lovely regular today, he likes sub girls which isn't actually a service I do but I do it with him, he can't get hard due to illness so I just play with him a bit while we cuddle and he tells me stories about his sex life from when he was younger. 

The sub bit is just a little spanking.

Easy.  I wish they were all like him.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Erotic flower on 04 October 2015, 07:23:32 am
An hour booking with a client I saw years ago who was fantastic  came over Friday
very sexy good fun could do with more like him
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 07 October 2015, 09:21:44 pm
See Nip Tuck?
That smoking hot guy this afternoon. Wearing Herm?s ffs!!!!!! I only wear Guerlain and Herm?s so boy felt in paradise!!!!!!! Made me come and come and he was so hot and so nice I SWEAR I wanted him on my Facebook :))))
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: nikyhall on 08 October 2015, 08:51:48 am
a bit of nightmare but got better
he was a new client asked If I could wear a business suit arrived done the money . French kissed ran his hands over my ass and legs and complains Im not wearing stockings under my trouser suit . I said I have some and can change . he says its not the same if you do that . He gets completely undressed but told me to keep my suit on on and suck him . I did this he was a bit rough and I told him to be more gentle !!!.
He was quite big and by the time I got undress and he licked me I was OK for him . He was slow and gentle I started to get really in to him .He kept kissing and gently biting my neck and I love this and felt comfortable with him .
He then offered me an extra 50 for anal I should have said no but I gave it to him . It hurt like hell I was not relaxed but he quickly cum thank god !!! We then talked and he was really nice in the end The time at the end drinking tea made me like him !
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Secret-Whore on 08 October 2015, 12:43:02 pm
New client who's going to see me again soon... I thought that the booking was going to be great as he was lovely to chat to. We spoke briefly about his previous experiences with escorts saying they offer DFK and not opening their mouth and then he said he liked anal. I thought I made it clear anal wasn't happening (he was paying me ?30 less than I usually charge for that amount of time because I bid on an rb).

Anyway, we go to the bedroom and he kisses me by lunging and sticking his tongue out as far as it will go and sort of spinning it around? It was bizarre. I just left my mouth open and tried not to throw up. 15 seconds later, he declares 'You kiss really well'??? He jabbed his dry finger into my bone dry vagina and when I put lube on his hands, he seemed to think it was okay to jab way harder. He did the same to my anus really painfully. I'm not sure how it's possible to painfully finger someone. It's never happened before in my year of escorting and fingers have hardly any girth. He also managed to cause me pain with his penis, despite being poorly endowed, with his jackhammer 'technique'. Midway through sex, he asks for anal despite me saying before that I charge more for it.
Afterwards, he gave me a small gift and paid for my taxi home. The disconnect between him inside and outside the bedroom was so confusing that I wasn't even upset afterwards. I just don't understand.

My partner is 8" and very thick, so sex with him is painful since the meeting with the client a few days ago.

He wants to book me again and seemed okay with my insistence that he pays my regular price. We'll see if the nmeeting materialises... Before you ask why I'm seeing rough client again, it's because I'm 4k away from never doing this job again. Every little helps me get there quicker. I fucking hate this job.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Roxy101 on 08 October 2015, 01:34:38 pm
Last night.

Two hours with a Tom Cruise look alike. Very well spoken, knew exactly what he was doing.

I was spoiled last night. I wish every booking was like that.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Midsstudent on 08 October 2015, 10:10:23 pm
Middle aged guy that practically shouts when he's talking. Halfway through I already knew he was going to push his luck for time. During sex he does these big toothy grins while staring at me, it's REALLY creepy and off putting.

Then finally get him to come right on the dot at the end of the booking (even at this I didn't immediately jump of the bed and get dressed, I gave him a couple of minutes to relax) and then he takes 15 minutes to get dressed despite my politely telling him to hurry up. Once he's dressed he picks up a cat toy to start playing with my cat... subtlety went out the window at this point and I told him he had to go.

I'm currently running a discount so 15 minutes free time is all the more rude/annoying/cheeky. I don't mind this happening occasionally with a regular but he was intentionally delaying leaving.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: You only live once on 10 October 2015, 11:06:35 am
Lunchtime booking walked in ....... quietly said to myself "thank you god"..... the man was beautiful..... if only all were like him! Although I am lucky to have some very good looking men :-)

Later booking, rugby built young man was so enthusiastic he broke the bed!!!!!!

It's all fun! x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 11 October 2015, 04:58:32 am
Shy, polite and perfect gentleman. Lovely booking and great way to end the night.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: nikyhall on 11 October 2015, 07:59:45 pm
One last night regular who is OK about 55 he just don't do it or me but he is paying me  ;D
He has sex and likes to CIM and then kiss me French kissing an swapping cum . I don't think the taste of cum is great but I will do it !

Nice guy at 9am this morning we had a nice time I actually felt like he was gently making love to me very sweet and I felt so good If only everybody was like this  !!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 11 October 2015, 08:59:08 pm
Client walks in then asks what is on offer before staying. He thought there would be nothing left to do after he came. He left happy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Vichyssoise on 14 October 2015, 10:01:52 am
Said he was 28 but looked younger to me. Told me on the phone he just wanted me to lie there and he would do all the work, because he cums too quick. He was a bit too rough. really liked biting, had to nip that in the bud, pulling hair, hands round throat. Not violent but a little to rough for me. Otherwise very nice and chatty. Had the biggest cock I have ever seen in my 58 years, like an elephants trunk. I never mention cock sizes, just don't like bigging thier egos. He text me later saying, you never mentioned the size of my cock, everybody I have sex with mentions it. I said I had seen it all before and it's not what you got but what you do with it.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 14 October 2015, 05:09:21 pm
Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 14 October 2015, 05:53:57 pm
Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified

lol that's brilliant! Those things always take around 3 days to dissolve I find.
 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 14 October 2015, 06:50:14 pm
Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified

lol that's brilliant! Those things always take around 3 days to dissolve I find.
Never used them before just read the packet saying it would be done overnight! Never been so embarrassed! And that includes a lot of embarrassing stuff, lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 14 October 2015, 08:05:24 pm
There seems to be no rhyme or reason with those things - sometimes they disappear completely overnight, other times white stuff comes out for 24-36h. But yes, embarrassing!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 15 October 2015, 11:22:04 am
lovely guy, last minute booking.  turned up and was cute, funny and very respectful.  was very good and started off my morning really well.

i love when you get someone through the door who is simply adorable.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: ParisB on 15 October 2015, 10:45:24 pm
Well mine was lovely , a guy that I had seen in th UK and was in Dubai same time as me so I went to do an outcall at his lovely hotel

Everything was going great. He is a lovely guy someone you can have a good laugh with. So we  did the deed,  then we were chilling on the balcony and did the deed again ( on the balcony lol)  and afterwards my leg started to cramp And  ache  a bit but thought it was just cramp.

 well if you want to know the rest read my post in the touring section but to cut a long story short I ended up in hospital the next day on a IV morphine drip and got flown home as an emergency

I've still not recovered yet and that was two weeks ago.

It's one appointment I know I won't ever ever forget
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 15 October 2015, 10:57:38 pm
Well mine was lovely , a guy that I had seen in th UK and was in Dubai same time as me so I went to do an outcall at his lovely hotel

Everything was going great. He is a lovely guy someone you can have a good laugh with. So we  did the deed,  then we were chilling on the balcony and did the deed again ( on the balcony lol)  and afterwards my leg started to cramp And  ache  a bit but thought it was just cramp.

 well if you want to know the rest read my post in the touring section but to cut a long story short I ended up in hospital the next day on a IV morphine drip and got flown home as an emergency

I've still not recovered yet and that was two weeks ago.

It's one appointment I know I won't ever ever forget

Hmmm did the deed on the balcony... That's a lovely pic you can keep in your mind until you're back to fully functional:)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sensualmilf on 16 October 2015, 11:39:17 am
I had drip all my used condoms on to my client's face, round his eyes and in his mouth whilst he wanked himself in ladies tights, telling him details of whose cum it was.

I then had to take pictures of him with 'condom eyes' and a 'condom mouth' like a cartoon.(Seriously, yes I did)

He was delighted I uploaded one to my private gallery.  :-X

I'll tell you, girls, I went STRAIGHT to the bar for a Hurricane cocktail. ( 3 actually in the end)

(PS. Thank fuck for the black fake tan latex gloves I had in my suitcase)  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sensualmilf on 16 October 2015, 11:41:14 am
Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified

They do an internal thrush cream in an applicator now which is more effective and will avoid those embarrassing moments, Geordie.  8)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 16 October 2015, 12:23:08 pm
Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified

They do an internal thrush cream in an applicator now which is more effective and will avoid those embarrassing moments, Geordie.  8)

Thanks for the heads up! Thankfully I only get it around once a year if that
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sugarkane on 16 October 2015, 01:44:35 pm
I had drip all my used condoms on to my client's face, round his eyes and in his mouth whilst he wanked himself in ladies tights, telling him details of whose cum it was.

I then had to take pictures of him with 'condom eyes' and a 'condom mouth' like a cartoon.(Seriously, yes I did)

He was delighted I uploaded one to my private gallery.  :-X

I'll tell you, girls, I went STRAIGHT to the bar for a Hurricane cocktail. ( 3 actually in the end)

(PS. Thank fuck for the black fake tan latex gloves I had in my suitcase)  ::)

WOW! You have a stronger stomach then me
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fancypants on 16 October 2015, 04:21:40 pm

Apparently golden showers and requesting a vessel of  semen from a previous client constitutes as the GFE.

Apart from the incessant belching and feeling  like I was being attacked by Shamu .....the booking went fine.   >:(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LauraLexie on 18 October 2015, 09:57:32 pm
Dude walked in, I showed him my equipment, showed him the shower, encouraged him to use it.  Sat down on the bed next to him, started talking about financials. He freaks out, makes an excuse that he is really nervous and wants to go out for a cigarette, he basically runs out, I knew he wasn't coming back  :FF

then sends a single line text saying he was just too nervous to stay and it is his first time grrrr.
 I am so glad I was doing it at my partner's venue rather than a dungeon so at least I didn't loose a deposit.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: GoddessEveEnglish on 21 October 2015, 06:54:14 pm

Apparently golden showers and requesting a vessel of  semen from a previous client constitutes as the GFE.

Apart from the incessant belching and feeling  like I was being attacked by Shamu .....the booking went fine.   >:(

Some of these posts are cracking me up!!!!

Your supposed to enjoy it remember!!!


Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fancypants on 21 October 2015, 09:29:09 pm
Quote
Some of these posts are cracking me up!!!!

Your supposed to enjoy it remember!!!

 I enjoyed it when he got off me  :)

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 22 October 2015, 10:15:48 pm
Nasty little cockney hood rat - turns up trying to haggle for full service quickie for 40 when he booked 30 minutes. I don't do quickies, especially not full service. Starts spouting BS about how much he spent at the bookies  ??? fuckwit! Told him I'm not interested, it's irrelevant to me & there's the door. Starts getting lippy looking me up & down & saying "you think you're all that" so I open the door call him a dumb loser in a tracksuit as he leaves. Tosser!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 23 October 2015, 12:13:23 pm
Definitely a, "Can I keep him?" Booking! Cute, lovely, polite, easy to talk to. Only stayed 15 minutes of his 30 minute booking though :(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Erotic flower on 25 October 2015, 01:02:28 pm
Just had a lovely gentleman he was a giggler he couldn't stop laughing .
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Librarylady on 25 October 2015, 04:24:29 pm
I have a lovely regular that acts like a child. About half way through the booking he will stop and say 'hehehe you're all naked'. We just take the piss out of each other through the whole booking, it's quite fun. Only downside with him is that he always has a hard time coming, it can be hard work.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jasminelondon on 25 October 2015, 05:59:55 pm
They called for two girls and we went there once inside they was so drunk father and son and the old man must have been like 90 tried to grab my boobs without sorting the cash and when we asked for money he started giggling saying "for what you must pay me dear i'm very experienced" he got up fell on the floor  :-X and we decided to just walk out! As you can imagine pissed off  :FF oh the joy of working saturday nights full of drunks  :-X
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 29 October 2015, 12:30:59 am
lovely guy, chatty and friendly.  tipped me almost half the normal rate and was so nice i suggested we share a glass of wine after the booking.  sometimes i love this job

really hope this one books again as it was such an easy, laid back booking.  the time simply flew by
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MissFlint on 29 October 2015, 12:39:34 am
One of my semi-regs,  a charming, attractive well-spoken guy.  Always books an hour hoping to cum twice but gets extremely excited and cums a bit too soon and can't try again.  Gives me the most amazing compliments which he seems to mean.  In physically good shape compared to many of my other clients of his age.  Good sense of humour, asks funny ( but not too personal) questions.  Wish all my clients were like him. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Librarylady on 29 October 2015, 10:51:07 pm
Lovely guy who booked for 2 hours and left after 65 minutes. It happens so rarely it was nice!

One thing I wondered though, is why do older guys have such soft squidgy tongues?? lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cherryfcuk on 29 October 2015, 11:15:05 pm
My last booking tonight was a 2 hour outcall to meet a couple for a MFF meet. It was really good they were so nice and she was so hot I liked her great body and cute, this was my first booking of this kind i've only ever seen men as an escort. Yes i'm bisexual but i've not indulged that side in a long time, I forgot how amazing women are. He was much older but still very nice an articulate.

She did however squirt pee when she came not that i minded just not what i was expecting.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 30 October 2015, 12:47:44 am
Balding guy I'm guessing in his 40's, he paid and stuff nothing bad happened but he kept asking if I'm really my age and saying how young I look. I'm short and petite so I guess I can pass for younger but he was really obsessing over it and even asked if I have I.D to prove I'm over 18. I refused and he gave up but kept repeating how young and cute I look the whole time he was on top of me while grinning. I was happy to be out of there he was really creepy but he paid and didn't last long so could have been worse but it's one of those where time seems to go really slowly.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MissLeeMiss on 30 October 2015, 11:48:53 am
Last night, after work meet in a hotel. Friend texts me beforehand telling me she wants to speak... Confident guy, bit cocky but perfectly pleasant. Just as I began to suck his dick my phone rings. I apologise. He dares me to take the call. I laugh it off. He starts offering me money to call back - it's a friend and I feel weird. He starts to haggle - one price to call my friend, another to call my mum(!)... I laugh it off, but feel a bit weirded out. The phone rings again. He tells me the offer still stands. I'm nervous but I take the call, tell my friend I can't talk long and make lots of interested noises while sucking this stranger's penis...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 31 October 2015, 07:24:38 pm
A big hunky Anglo-Irish builder, who fell asleep after the first round, but rallied just in time for a second!  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Librarylady on 31 October 2015, 07:34:47 pm
Last night, after work meet in a hotel. Friend texts me beforehand telling me she wants to speak... Confident guy, bit cocky but perfectly pleasant. Just as I began to suck his dick my phone rings. I apologise. He dares me to take the call. I laugh it off. He starts offering me money to call back - it's a friend and I feel weird. He starts to haggle - one price to call my friend, another to call my mum(!)... I laugh it off, but feel a bit weirded out. The phone rings again. He tells me the offer still stands. I'm nervous but I take the call, tell my friend I can't talk long and make lots of interested noises while sucking this stranger's penis...

How much did you get for it?  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MissLeeMiss on 01 November 2015, 09:33:39 am

How much did you get for it?  ;D

Lol, will pm you - a nice little chunk of money ;) May arrange for someone to call me mid-appointment in future... seems a nice money spinner.

Clearly it succeeded in turning him on - went home with sore bits and an achy stomach after a really enthusiastic prodding...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 01 November 2015, 01:33:33 pm
Had a few yesterday first guy nothing remarkable about him, Then an Indian guy in a suit kept talking about his business I think he was trying to impress me but I was sure he was faking it.

There was a fat guy who reminded me of comic book guy from The Simpsons he even had all the comics and anime figures, Then a guy who looked like that survival guy on TV who tells you how to live in the mountains and all that who was really sweet and gentle. After black guy who was big in all senses of the word who was not gentle at all the more uncomfortable I looked the more enthusiastic he seemed to get and he seemed to think my nipples were food. Went to a friends Halloween party after I finished up and could barely move was so sore. Couple of guys were flirting with me and I was just thinking if they touch me I'm going to beat them with a chair leg  ;D.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 02 November 2015, 03:20:31 pm
Young, handsome, slightly cocky but very pleasant with it.   Half hour of multiple positions.   Haven't been that bent and manipulated since I went for a Thai massage lol

Still, was a fun booking
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fancypants on 02 November 2015, 05:35:52 pm
A regular who's actually a certified sex guru! I know most men think they are but he really is! Absolutely fascinating guy , really respectful and only wants to pleasure me.The only client who I don't mind taking advice from. There's a particular move he does with his little friend that sounds pretty nasty on paper but in practise feels sooooo good. I always request it when I see him.  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 02 November 2015, 06:13:46 pm
i'm intrigued by this special move.  feel free to pm the details lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fancypants on 02 November 2015, 07:26:22 pm
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i'm intrigued by this special move.  feel free to pm the details lol
  I pm'd you  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 04 November 2015, 04:41:04 am
After my horrible experience on Sunday with an idiot who only booked to objectify a woman in my opinion (obligatory post in W&W) I just had 2 hours with an absolute darling. He was lovely and made me feel so at ease after I admitted I was slightly nervous to go back to work. I'm back in the game, whose next haha.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Erotic flower on 04 November 2015, 10:59:37 am
 young client small cock that he lubricated after condom went on, i had to hold it in me until it got stiffer then he came, i dont know if he noticed i was gripping it with my fingers
the cock kept slipping out it wouldn't get harder, he wanked it then tried i dont usually do manual holding !!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Ieaio on 04 November 2015, 01:35:16 pm
After my horrible experience on Sunday with an idiot who only booked to objectify a woman in my opinion (obligatory post in W&W) I just had 2 hours with an absolute darling. He was lovely and made me feel so at ease after I admitted I was slightly nervous to go back to work. I'm back in the game, whose next haha.

I swear whenever we get a twat through the escort gods are like sorry and give us then sweetest guyafter that. Always seems to work out like that
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 05 November 2015, 01:23:55 am
Stunning guy, real Rugby buff body and model looks. Unfortunately, the sex-bit was every bit as rubbish as it always was with these body beautiful types from my wild and misspent youth, but between the sex, we actually got on fabulously..
 It didn't end well, he had given me the green light to leave a teeny bit early ( 2 hour booking/came twice/Gone Midnight/45 min drive home for me ) but then, as I was half dressed to leave again, he came into the dressing room to ask me to stay the extra 15 minutes and perform another "Massage" - his word ( Blow/handjob ), issuing orders throughout. "Faster/slower/use your mouth/hand only now.."
When my security call came, I was off him and out the house without another word.
Bah,Pretty boys! Thank my lucky stars I no longer shag them for free  8)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Judyohhh on 05 November 2015, 01:43:31 am
I had drip all my used condoms on to my client's face, round his eyes and in his mouth whilst he wanked himself in ladies tights, telling him details of whose cum it was.

I then had to take pictures of him with 'condom eyes' and a 'condom mouth' like a cartoon.(Seriously, yes I did)

He was delighted I uploaded one to my private gallery.  :-X

I'll tell you, girls, I went STRAIGHT to the bar for a Hurricane cocktail. ( 3 actually in the end)

(PS. Thank fuck for the black fake tan latex gloves I had in my suitcase)  ::)
I'm still rolling on the floor laughing after reading this -- it really made my night!   ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: OFFS on 09 November 2015, 09:31:13 pm
650pm and he calls announcing he his here for his 7pm. There are I am almost tripping over trying to get my stockings on, candles lit and chase the cat out the bedroom but on completion, I give him my flat number. It was dark so waited by the door to help him find me and a 6ft giant walks down the pathway. Then I notice his lips...I swear down they were ten times bigger than Leslie Ash's failed lip fillers. I invite him in and he smiles....omg...I was about to provide a service to Bugs Bunny! His teeth were huge!
We start to get down to it and in he leans to kiss me. I thought I might bounce of those huge rubber lips but oh no girls, he puckers up and sucks. My poor lips and tongue were sucked into his mouth and he sucked hard on my bottom lip gripping it with his teeth. If my hands hadn't of been on his chest I may well have been sucked right in.
RO, well all I can say is it felt like bugs bunny on speed as he scraped his teeth through the oral dam. I was trying to work out in my head if I should fake to escape this torture, but scared he might kiss me again, I battled on for a few minutes. He finally surfaced and I said a silent prayer to god for saving me. Moving back up towards me, he proceeds to rub my lady parts and I swear he thought it was a DIY project he was sanding down. Some fakery saved the day and he asked if I wanted to get on top or he should unload over my tits. I mumbled something about loving spunk on my tits just praying for an end and he obliged missing my tits and spraying my brand new bed spread!!

Girls, if you thinking about lip fillers then just ask for his number and you too can be sitting here like me looking like Leslie Ash. Off now to find some vodka and ice to help with the swelling.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 09 November 2015, 10:47:37 pm
Not the last one but most memorable (few weeks back) - I've posted somewhere else about this. He was a cocky 21 year old, very gorgeous and full of himself by text. We met and he couldn't even look at me; too attractive to be an escort apparently (idiot fuckwit) expected me to be a dragon etc (stigma). Threw my fee at me and ran off on the pretence he had to get something out his car and ran off like a little bitch. Texted me a few days later apologising saying I intimidated him and can we have some 'free' time together to build his confidence!! How about feck off??
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MissLeeMiss on 10 November 2015, 05:19:16 pm
Young guy, claimed to be 20 but looked younger. Energetic but had no idea what he was doing - I felt embarrassed during sex. Insisted on coming on my body and practically begged me to scrape a little off my chest and swallow it afterwards.

Took him forever to get him to finish. All very awkward.

Edited to correct mistakes made while frantically typing in the loos at work.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 10 November 2015, 07:25:26 pm
Young guy, claimed to be 20 but looked younger. Energetic but had no idea what he was doing - I felt embarrassed during sex. Insisted on coming on my body and practically begged me to scrape a little off my chest and swallow it afterwards.

Took him forever to get him to finish. All very awkward.

Edited to correct mistakes made while frantically typing in the loos at work.

 ;D I think young men's maturity works opposite to dog years  :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 10 November 2015, 11:09:14 pm
Young guy, claimed to be 20 but looked younger. Energetic but had no idea what he was doing - I felt embarrassed during sex. Insisted on coming on my body and practically begged me to scrape a little off my chest and swallow it afterwards.

Took him forever to get him to finish. All very awkward.

Edited to correct mistakes made while frantically typing in the loos at work.

Lol probably watched too much porn. You can usually tell the porn fanatics they come up with things like crazy positions or they want to blow their load on you. It's never like it is in porn they want to do it on my face and chest and then stand there admiring their handy work while I'm just sitting there waiting for them to hand me some wipes or something.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 11 November 2015, 01:02:31 am
I see this guy about once every 2 years, no more. Takes me on a guided tour of his - admittedly very lovely - home ( in summer I even get to see his garden and greenhouses  :D )
The booking entails inserting dozens of his Butt-plug toys into him, changing toy every 30 seconds it seemed  :-\ I have never known a man get through so much Lube ( his own ) and he changed to a different Lube just as often.
2 hours in and it was getting weary. When he asked what did I want, I cheekily said a back massage and received one ( albeit for less than 1 minute and a tad begrudgingly ).
I drew the line at washing his willy in his bidet for him. 1st time I have refused this for him, but it creeps me out for some reason.
 Apart from all of that, he's a decent bloke and once every 2 years is do-able  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 19 November 2015, 05:45:44 pm
Guy pushing 60, rolled around on the bed, covered oral then he dry humped my leg whilst wearing a condom until he came. I struggled to keep a straight face! Got dressed & off he went 10 mins earlier then expected.

More of those please  ;D Ker-ching ?? easy money
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 19 November 2015, 06:09:22 pm
Guy pushing 60, rolled around on the bed, covered oral then he dry humped my leg whilst wearing a condom until he came. I struggled to keep a straight face! Got dressed & off he went 10 mins earlier then expected.

More of those please  ;D Ker-ching ?? easy money

 :o  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 19 November 2015, 08:34:37 pm
4 hour booking with a regular. In his 50's he's in the area every couple of weeks since his company has an office nearby and he works there for a couple of days. He stays in hotels and invites me to come and visit him there the bookings have been getting longer he talked a bit this time about doing an overnight when he has more time to stay. Went to his room he ordered some food from room service and we made small talk over dinner since he travels it makes things easier because he just tells me stories of places he has been after dinner went for a shower. Sex was average started with me on top then he flipped me over. He does like to finish on me though which is not something I care for but not the worst thing in the world.

He paid plus tip up front he often gives me a bit extra so I like having this regular around. It's really just like having a date with a much older guy nothing too weird most of the time is just pillow talk. Guys who treat it more like a date where they know they are getting laid are more fun than the jobs where you feel like a faceless blow up doll.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 19 November 2015, 09:57:11 pm
A very tired dude, who could neither stay hard nor mostly stay awake during one hour of blowjob and handjob attempts. Super-easy money if nothing else. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 19 November 2015, 10:12:08 pm
I'm posting lots this evening - is it a full moon tonight for our clients or what  :FF

Seen ugliest guy on the planet today; dressed in green from head to toe - hoodie, cap, t-shirt, pants (non-green jeans  :o) (52). Sent me a pic a little while ago saying 'remember this?'... A pic of his bent knob in all its hairy glory - am I supposed to get excited here FFS!! argh  ::) :FF

Another - 'you remind me of my ex-girlfriend, I loved fucking her'; well she dumped your ass for a reason. Firstly, I'm not your girl and secondly, I'm busy doing stuff other than text titillation, so bysey bye
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 19 November 2015, 10:54:09 pm
Guy who was way too bloody nice for my liking...so much so that when I walked back to the car my legs were quivering. He kissed well and was gentle and sexy and oooooo my GOD. It doesn't bode well.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 19 November 2015, 11:21:56 pm
Guy who was way too bloody nice for my liking...so much so that when I walked back to the car my legs were quivering. He kissed well and was gentle and sexy and oooooo my GOD. It doesn't bode well.

Oh goodness, this resonates so much with me too Shewolf.  Recent guy of AW I'd happily see for free to be fair as this would be a little recompense for the not so attractive mooses we encounter, but I know it's dangerous territory, so I can't see him again, although I desperately want to and he's actively pursuing me, which isn't helping :FF
Be careful hun please; easier said than done I know as I'm there too and there are many posts on here... sometimes it's not always better the devil you know and we are all human after all  :-*
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 20 November 2015, 12:39:16 am
Guy who was way too bloody nice for my liking...so much so that when I walked back to the car my legs were quivering. He kissed well and was gentle and sexy and oooooo my GOD. It doesn't bode well.

Lol been there. Couple of weeks ago had a booking and he was the only client who made me orgasm from oral. It's like he had a map of all the areas that get me going because he hit every one of them and I just lost myself. Afterwards I'm laid there like "I'm getting paid for this..." usually them doing oral on me is my least favourite part of the booking. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 20 November 2015, 12:49:03 am
Oh gosh - secret spilling here but I rarely cum with my guys, but it's only with the ugly/old ones - maybe it's a confidence thing? x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MandyVine on 20 November 2015, 06:42:43 am
Nice enough guy but probably 30 years older than me and made mention of my "mature gentlemen only" statement in my ad by saying he was glad that I only wanted to see much older guys.  As if mature means age, not level of maturity.  Don't get me wrong, I don't have an upper age limit, was just surprised that he thought the opposite of "mature" is "young" instead of "immature." 

He was okay looking and clean but seemed to want to pound something out of me (sex, not violence).  I always think of it as jack rabbit sex.  Does anyone else ever feel like the act of bucking away at a girl is a client's way of getting something that is bothering them out of their systems?  I hope it worked for him.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 20 November 2015, 03:22:57 pm
Opened the door to someone I recognised straight away as we've emailed on and off for more than a year re. online dating! He was a bit shocked when I said straight away "I know you!!" but we had a laugh about it and he was lovely.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 20 November 2015, 03:29:45 pm
Opened the door to someone I recognised straight away as we've emailed on and off for more than a year re. online dating! He was a bit shocked when I said straight away "I know you!!" but we had a laugh about it and he was lovely.

Same thing happened to me yesterday, although he recognised me first. He already taken off his clothes, laying stark bollock naked on the bed playing with himself AWKWARD lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Littlemisslondon on 21 November 2015, 11:29:09 am
Absolute dream client last night, gorgeous looking, very very funny, drinks in the bar first, absolutely amazing in bed, died and went to heaven !! He rebooked for a few weeks time !! I was lying there thinking life doesn't get better than this, paid to be with this gorgeous man... Still have a big cheesy grin on my face this morning.... If only they were all like this?? !!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 21 November 2015, 03:20:47 pm
A different booking a first for this request. I just was on the bed playing with two toys squirting for less than 5 mins. He sat on the bed fully clothed and paid for 30 minutes. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 26 November 2015, 11:08:47 pm
I'm still in my first week of doing this job but I guess I can start posting here now! My last client tonight was a very nice polite man, very tall! Wasn't attracted to him but quite enjoyed the sex and he was good company, he complimented me lots. Loving this job so far!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 27 November 2015, 01:30:21 am
A well-endowed martial arts instructor...  :-* Helped get over my annoyance with civvy man!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Ieaio on 04 December 2015, 04:29:45 pm
Like a cheerleader lol,  very complimentary and happy guy. If only every client was like my last one.  I like it when they are vocal about what they like makes things 10x easier than mind reading.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Curvesandlipstick on 05 December 2015, 06:13:46 am
my last guy was a Swimming pool engineer - Nice guy, Nice guy, But I relay wanted a piece of toast after the booking so that was mainly on my mind. He thought I was amazing though and has rebooked for monday x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Ieaio on 05 December 2015, 02:57:50 pm
Client arrives early. Comes to the end with 5 mins to go so I suggest shower and clothes. He pipes up that he books an hour so he wants his hour..........

Sorry mate you can't arrive early then expect that time added on to your booking. Ugh. I think he just didn't check the time when he arrived tbh but so rude to act as though I was robbing him of time. That doesn't in anyway benefit me especially as could be potentially dangerous to just Willy nilly doc time off bookings.

Anyone else experience that with folk arriving earlier than booked?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 05 December 2015, 03:47:15 pm
Guy in his 50's or 60's balding wearing the ugliest puke green coat I've ever seen. I just wanted to take him shopping to buy him something that looked nice and didn't make him look old and boring. Booked an hour and spent like 40 minutes just talking and telling me his life story of working on trains as a conductor and the places he's been. After that he remembered he was paying me for sex and told me to get on my hands and knees and proceeded to do doggie to the rhythm of banana republic by boomtown rats.

After he looked upset like he'd just killed somebody and went to shower. He didn't say much after just grunted and got dressed then I showered and left him standing there looking depressed.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Roxy101 on 05 December 2015, 03:52:06 pm
Guy seemed normal on the phone, seemed normal as he walked in. Then as soon as he handed over the money he started moaning, grinding his hips and telling me to dominate him ... My face   ??? for like a moment because of his complete change of demeanor. Then my inner face was like  ::) while I was thinking. This is going to be a long booking. He came easily enough. Three times in 40 odd minutes. I just wish he'd sort of warned me so I could have prepared myself
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 05 December 2015, 04:16:38 pm
Guy seemed normal on the phone, seemed normal as he walked in. Then as soon as he handed over the money he started moaning, grinding his hips and telling me to dominate him ... My face   ??? for like a moment because of his complete change of demeanor. Then my inner face was like  ::) while I was thinking. This is going to be a long booking. He came easily enough. Three times in 40 odd minutes. I just wish he'd sort of warned me so I could have prepared myself

Grinding his hips?? My God. How bizarre.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Roxy101 on 05 December 2015, 06:27:35 pm
Guy seemed normal on the phone, seemed normal as he walked in. Then as soon as he handed over the money he started moaning, grinding his hips and telling me to dominate him ... My face   ??? for like a moment because of his complete change of demeanor. Then my inner face was like  ::) while I was thinking. This is going to be a long booking. He came easily enough. Three times in 40 odd minutes. I just wish he'd sort of warned me so I could have prepared myself

Grinding his hips?? My God. How bizarre.

I know, right? The images of him grinding the air and the words 'what the f*ck...  ???' Going through my mind will make me chuckle for a while.

And the stupid noises... :-X My god, indeed.

Xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Ieaio on 05 December 2015, 07:34:16 pm
Swear the pattern latley has been sweetie, wanker, sweetie, wanker etc. The ying and yang continues lol Had the lovliest guy who i just clicked with. You know when it accidentally feels like a real date. Talking dorky haha.  Ah well no harm no foul. (Can you tell my bf is out of town aka the only person who will let me chatter on about work :p I Swear I'll stop spam posting :p)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 05 December 2015, 08:52:25 pm
Guy seemed normal on the phone, seemed normal as he walked in. Then as soon as he handed over the money he started moaning, grinding his hips and telling me to dominate him ... My face   ??? for like a moment because of his complete change of demeanor. Then my inner face was like  ::) while I was thinking. This is going to be a long booking. He came easily enough. Three times in 40 odd minutes. I just wish he'd sort of warned me so I could have prepared myself

Grinding his hips?? My God. How bizarre.

I know, right? The images of him grinding the air and the words 'what the f*ck...  ???' Going through my mind will make me chuckle for a while.

And the stupid noises... :-X My god, indeed.

Xx

fucking weird, pardon my French...what sort of noises??
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MandyVine on 05 December 2015, 10:31:10 pm
Guy in his 50's or 60's balding wearing the ugliest puke green coat I've ever seen. I just wanted to take him shopping to buy him something that looked nice and didn't make him look old and boring. Booked an hour and spent like 40 minutes just talking and telling me his life story of working on trains as a conductor and the places he's been. After that he remembered he was paying me for sex and told me to get on my hands and knees and proceeded to do doggie to the rhythm of banana republic by boomtown rats.

After he looked upset like he'd just killed somebody and went to shower. He didn't say much after just grunted and got dressed then I showered and left him standing there looking depressed.

So sorry sweetie.  Those are the ones that knock me off kilter a bit.  I feel sad for them that they seem to have no one to talk to and then sad for them that they can't seem to enjoy what they paid for.  Here's wishing you a jolly, fit and fun client to make up for this sad sack.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 05 December 2015, 10:43:32 pm
Guy in his 50's or 60's balding wearing the ugliest puke green coat I've ever seen. I just wanted to take him shopping to buy him something that looked nice and didn't make him look old and boring. Booked an hour and spent like 40 minutes just talking and telling me his life story of working on trains as a conductor and the places he's been. After that he remembered he was paying me for sex and told me to get on my hands and knees and proceeded to do doggie to the rhythm of banana republic by boomtown rats.

After he looked upset like he'd just killed somebody and went to shower. He didn't say much after just grunted and got dressed then I showered and left him standing there looking depressed.

So sorry sweetie.  Those are the ones that knock me off kilter a bit.  I feel sad for them that they seem to have no one to talk to and then sad for them that they can't seem to enjoy what they paid for.  Here's wishing you a jolly, fit and fun client to make up for this sad sack.

That is really funny (boomtown rats/green puke coat).

I had a liaison last night with a man who was so boring telling me about his family my smile felt like a grimace as it's hard smiling at someone when you want them to shut the hell up and it makes your face ache. One day one of them will cotton on to the fact that it is a grimace.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MandyVine on 05 December 2015, 11:25:33 pm
I had a liaison last night with a man who was so boring telling me about his family my smile felt like a grimace as it's hard smiling at someone when you want them to shut the hell up and it makes your face ache. One day one of them will cotton on to the fact that it is a grimace.

The more men I meet the more I'm convinced most see only what they WANT to see.  They look at your grimace and think "oh, looooook, she's smiling at me, she likeeeeeees me."   ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 06 December 2015, 09:40:53 am
Well of course they see what they want to see. The 20 year old marketing herself as 18 is a daisy fresh 18 year old and he's the first client she saw today, She finds him really sexy and is fighting the urge to quit her job and marry him right now. Whatever keeps them happy I guess.

For every weird client I get I have plenty of nice ones I just remember odd experiences more since average or good ones tend to merge together but if something particularly odd happened I'll usually remember it vividly. Often I just remember stupid random things like this one time a guy is grunting away and I'm laid there just staring up at the really bad mould issue on his ceiling so I'm just wondering if I should bring up a decent mould remover he could get or at least tell him to contact his landlord.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: KittenCandy on 07 December 2015, 09:57:20 pm
Opened the door to someone I recognised straight away as we've emailed on and off for more than a year re. online dating! He was a bit shocked when I said straight away "I know you!!" but we had a laugh about it and he was lovely.

Gosh this is why i am so scared to online date. You just have no idea who is looking at your photos lol. could be a client or soon to be client. Then you have to deal with the psychos that may try and steal your pics. Yes pics of my face. I am so paro about shit getting out. Plus, online dating is just BORING. I always try and give it a go but get bored soon as I sign up. yawn! I'd rather just naturally meet someone and click. Ain't no matter got time for that! Lol.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 07 December 2015, 11:21:57 pm
Seen one guy 3 times this week; he wants to 'save' me I think... says I'm too good for this. Pffff, I don't need saving from anything. I love what I do thanks - see a guy, get paid, get rid in a limited time...simples! No emotional baggage, hang-ups or drama (mostly). Also said, if I need a plus one, he would be honoured to accompany me ha...really??  ::) It's pretty frustrating the assumptions that guys have about our reasoning for being a WG; mostly wrong, but hey, they tend to forget how you met them in the first place (how convenient)  :FF Another asked if I could get him some wine glasses (he loved mine as hey were posh and sparkly as well as very unusual). He texted today asking if I'd had the chance to go get them... in my head, I'm like, 'no, get a person shopper or pay my rate for the hour to fetch them'. Additionally he wants to 'take me for a curry'.... yep, but the rate is applicable. Rather sit munching on a curry than on some unattractive dweeb, so bring it on  ;D Mine's a madras with a cheeky white wine or 5 thanks
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 08 December 2015, 02:31:50 pm
My last booking was a guy I knew!! Haven't seen him for ages but we used to live together in student house! He was as shocked as me! but still went through with it haha. So weird... I expected to see someone I knew maybe eventually but not in my first 2 weeks of the job!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 14 December 2015, 09:38:06 pm
Last booking was last night - very well spoken on the phone, a few years older than me. It turns out that he is in the army. Welllll, when he turned up my jaw nearly hit the floor; what a gorgeous specimen of a man. He also had an immensely fit body as well as a huge tool. He's coming back on Wednesday... it's been the first time I've been a bit gooey over a client. It was an immensely enjoyable booking. I'm guessing on Wednesday that I won't need liquid silk to fake my excitement  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: roseanna on 15 December 2015, 12:14:46 am
I'm guessing on Wednesday that I won't need liquid silk to fake my excitement  ;D

Always still use it though.

It's a big mistake not to use lube when you think you're not going to need it. Anything could happen, he might go on a long time or maybe it doesn't happen the same as you expect. In any case extra lube will make it feel even better for him. I never skip it.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 15 December 2015, 01:19:38 am
Thanks Roseanna - I do use lube every single time without fail; it's an absolute necessity  ;D I was being tongue in cheek about not needing it  :-*
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 16 December 2015, 04:59:13 pm
Dream client this afternoon - punctual, pleasant, attractive, my age (used to pensioners lately)  ;D
One hour booking - little chat, upstairs, kit off, he gave me oral (very good  ::)) and I gave him a blow job - he came very quick. No penetration, no requests, no weird 'ooooooo' noises, no face sucking; perfect  :D
Was only here 40 minutes as he had the school run. Coming back Saturday - same please  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 16 December 2015, 05:21:45 pm
Quite young guy probably mid to late twenties stocky like a Rugby player with a round face. Comes in really nervous the most I've ever seen a client be nervous sort of surprised he even turned up. After showering the poor thing was pretty much shaking when I approached him. Came within about 90 seconds of me touching him and we ended up spending a lot of time talking while he laid there looking flustered. He eventually was able to get it up and last long enough for sex but this time he was taking forever to finish and we had maybe 25 minutes left at this point. Just as I was about to get off him and say "Sorry but time's almost up" he finished. He showers and leaves without much of a word and then texts me later to say sorry for being so nervous but it was his first time and he'd really like to see me again soon.

Despite his nervousness it was fairly easy he barely touched me and just sort of let me go through my routine which he seemed happy enough with since I guess he had nothing to compare it to.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Candice80 on 17 December 2015, 11:15:18 pm
A nice guy paid ?60 for Half hr was surprised too see his feedback after he's into hardcore dom but just did vanilla stuff I suppose you can never tell its always the quiet ones.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 17 December 2015, 11:45:12 pm
Had a 1 hour booking earlier. Mid 40's I'd say, not much of a talker until after the sex, really tall guy probably 6ft 2, kind of ugly looking, good in bed I've had better he was quite big in the sack I couldn't get him all in until I orgasmed.
He came twice within like half a minute, I've never been with a bloke who has done that before, he was impressed very surprised at himself as he'd never done that before he said it must be because he found me very attractive and that he could get it all in that most girls can't take it. He's already booked me again for this Saturday. Another satisfied customer!

Has anyone else known a guy cum twice back to back? He did say he was on viagra though.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 18 December 2015, 05:52:22 pm
( sorry, no idea how to part-quote so I'll just respond )

I used to see a fireman ( borrowed ropes and shackles from work  8) who would literally cum every minute or so, until the 90 minute session ended.
Thankfully, it was during manual only, so a fortune was saved in condoms  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Littlemisslondon on 18 December 2015, 07:11:24 pm
A 3 hour GFE dinner date with afters..... Yeah the afters was him keep trying to extend without spending more money, was very loud the hotel bar and kept talking about reverse bookings and AW.... It was SO obvious the only way I'd be with him was as a working girl, Hotel staff giving me really sympathetic looks....being so drunk he face planted into my boobs and then spent 30 mins trying to give me oral but actually was in my leg crease, really skinny older guy, prob 15 years older than he told me  so late 60's... Nasty skinny stabby penis, covered with thickest condom I have and given oral..... Taxi kept delaying... escaped after nearly 5 hours of meeting.... You win some you lose some.... wants to meet me weekly.... I'll either be retiring, relocating or fully booked forever.....
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 18 December 2015, 07:33:07 pm
My sympathies are with you LML!

I just had a lovely older guy, first time with an escort, and totally amazed by me. Love bookings like this, if only they were all so simple but as LML says you win some you lose some.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 18 December 2015, 08:01:54 pm
Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.

I'm still wondering what was occurring.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 18 December 2015, 08:10:53 pm
Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.

I'm still wondering what was occurring.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eugh!!! what did you do? carry on or ask him if he'd just cacked the bed (professionally of course  ;D) x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 18 December 2015, 08:13:57 pm
Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.

I'm still wondering what was occurring.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eugh!!! what did you do? carry on or ask him if he'd just cacked the bed (professionally of course  ;D) x

hahahahaha! 'Excuse me but have you just cacked yourself?'

No, I thought, sod it, I'm on top and his ass is nowhere near me. I just closed my eyes and breathed in :) x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 18 December 2015, 08:21:44 pm
Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.

I'm still wondering what was occurring.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eugh!!! what did you do? carry on or ask him if he'd just cacked the bed (professionally of course  ;D) x

hahahahaha! 'Excuse me but have you just cacked yourself?'

No, I thought, sod it, I'm on top and his ass is nowhere near me. I just closed my eyes and breathed in :) x

Ah, that's grim man!! In all fairness he may have been pretty mortified and hoped you wouldn't notice - If I was a guy and that happened and I knew it was me, my cock would have shrivelled up like a walnut whip  :o x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 18 December 2015, 08:23:14 pm
Oh yeah and I was in such a rush to get out the house to see him, I picked up odd stockings (one opaque and one fishnet) to change into once there. That is the 2nd time I have done that this week. Odd stockings.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 19 December 2015, 10:56:36 am
Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.

I'm still wondering what was occurring.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
Oh yeah and I was in such a rush to get out the house to see him, I picked up odd stockings (one opaque and one fishnet) to change into once there. That is the 2nd time I have done that this week. Odd stockings.

Flatulence? IBS? too many onion at lunch..

Just tell them it's a new trend with the stockings, we could all do it & get it going viral in our galleries lol

I use resealable sandwich bags to keep my paired things in, underwear & stockings. Very easy to grab & go too. Space saving in the suitcase/handbag aswell.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 19 December 2015, 07:12:39 pm
Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.

I'm still wondering what was occurring.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
Oh yeah and I was in such a rush to get out the house to see him, I picked up odd stockings (one opaque and one fishnet) to change into once there. That is the 2nd time I have done that this week. Odd stockings.

Flatulence? IBS? too many onion at lunch..

Just tell them it's a new trend with the stockings, we could all do it & get it going viral in our galleries lol

I use resealable sandwich bags to keep my paired things in, underwear & stockings. Very easy to grab & go too. Space saving in the suitcase/handbag aswell.

Yes! 2 4 1 on stocking'ed legs x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lois01827 on 21 December 2015, 03:12:36 pm
New client just left; lovely chap but extremely boring and chatted dribble.

The oddest thing - when he cum, it was like he was being tasered and this went on for about 20 seconds; I secretly was sniggering, although I panicked a bit and thought 'I fuck, I've killed him!'. Turns out he's still alive  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 21 December 2015, 07:16:50 pm
New client just left; lovely chap but extremely boring and chatted dribble.

The oddest thing - when he cum, it was like he was being tasered and this went on for about 20 seconds; I secretly was sniggering, although I panicked a bit and thought 'I fuck, I've killed him!'. Turns out he's still alive  ;D

If he had epilepsy that would have kinda sucked. But yeah had a few shakers. It's weirder when they start shaking before you have even really done anything I'm wondering if they are cold or something and they just say they can't stop it like they go into a spasm or something. The last client I had issues with after he finished was a big hairy rocker guy he was one of my repeat bookings and he was on top. I'm really tiny so I'm sort of just completely trapped between his man boobs as he heaves away then he finally finishes and pretty much passes out on top of me I had to physically nudge him awake and ask him to move because I couldn't breathe.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 22 December 2015, 03:25:52 pm
phone call asking if i'm available, was literally just out the shower so explained i was still wet hair and no make up but ok

lovely guy, quickest half hour ever.  ooh i enjoyed that!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 22 December 2015, 07:21:38 pm
A blissful time talking to a great guy who did want a shag but then a headache interrupted his plans ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 27 December 2015, 04:03:05 pm
I just seen a regular he spent a fair while kissing me all over and used some toys on me. Then turned on my front for him to do my back it was very relaxing. All he wanted was sex at the end. Bless him.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 27 December 2015, 05:07:25 pm
Saw one of my regulars for a couple of hours in the afternoon. Chatted about his Xmas and some of the family members he only sees once a year then did the usual things he likes oral then me on top says he likes how I work my hips on him and he just moves his hands over me. I tend to prefer top too personally it's more work but I can control the rhythm and how hard  or soft so much easier to get myself off than somebody just doing constant hurty stuff on top of me. He even bought me a present a set of bath salts and bubble bath and some flowers which was nice.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Angelina24 on 27 December 2015, 05:36:59 pm
Hello,
Saw a regular who pays me for 1 hour and we are always having sex for 25 minutes  and cums 2 times. He is really  very very quick.then we speak for 10 minutes and after that he always  leave in 40 minutes  under the fear of the phone from his wife.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: londonfox on 28 December 2015, 09:46:07 am
I actually was offered a bit of work on okcupid (i don't use it for escorting at all but he offered) and it was great! Probably shouldn't make a habit of it, but it was a welcome change from the norm. Plus he was one of my more attractive clients.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 07 January 2016, 01:05:19 am
Snuck into a hotel I was banned from half a year ago. That was a bit stressful. The client proceeded to be done in around 15 minutes flat and we spent rest of the meeting discussing politics. Quite okay with that. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: DarlingNikki on 07 January 2016, 04:09:57 am
My last booking was with an actor/comedian. He was in town for 4 days doing shows in my city. After his first show we took a selfie/vid for my snapchat and later that night i posted it ig/twitter and tagged him in it. He dm'ed me asking for my number. I was a little starstruck because I use to have a little crush on him, but I played it cool. He said if I could be very discreet, he'd love to see me. He always jokes on tv/radio about "paying for it", so I was veeeeery curious if he was serious about it. Needless to say he was very serious, and after our first round he offered me a LARGE sum of money to stay with him for the rest of his time here.. There was lots of sex, talking politics, discussing his peers, drinking and dancing. And he's even booked me for a week out in Los Angeles with him! yay!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 08 January 2016, 10:43:08 pm
Just seen my first policeman! The first I've known of anyway!

Felt like I had to be on my best behaviour after he told me that lol.

A very enjoyable couple of hours, couple of rounds of sex and plenty of chat and laughs. Why can't they all be like that?!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Littlemisslondon on 09 January 2016, 11:44:07 am
Older gentleman, fairly local to where I live (eek!) Absolutely hilarious time, brilliant sense of humour, skinny guy with body that looks 25 years younger than the head! Omg and the biggest most perfect willy you've ever seen!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 09 January 2016, 09:16:17 pm
Farmer. Lived in a farm in the middle of nowhere. Drove miles in pitch black to get there. Scarey. He was really lovely. Had two lovely dogs and they sat on my knee. Booking was fine. Then he told me he wanted a girlfriend and I seemed ideal..................(WTF)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 09 January 2016, 09:33:41 pm
Did my first overnight booking. He was a young guy the youngest I've accepted a booking from and it was only because he was so cooperative with everything that I felt he was serious. Paid for my train since I had to take an hour train ride to meet him also agreed to pay for my meals along with the overnight fee and he'd already had a hotel and concert ticket paid for. So really I was paid to go on a date to a concert and be taken out for a nice meal. He was a polite guy had that hipster look that most former media students now working in the industry have. A bit shy just seemed he had some bad luck with women and lost his confidence with dating. Dinner went fine concert was fine. We went to a club after for a while and had a nice time. I can talk a lot and entertain when I need to I'm also a pretty great dancer  ;D. Went back to the hotel room and got intimate. He bought me some Ben & Jerry's on the way back and had to wait for it to melt a bit. We did stuff after I arrived to the hotel also but for the whole time I was there twice was a lot less than I was expecting it to be. Had visions of him being all over me constantly but it was all pretty standard.

Only downside came when I was leaving and he decided to go for his Pretty Woman moment. Poured himself out how he has feelings for me and all that. Was very awkward. I handled it in my usual practical way. I thanked him for his business gave him a kiss on the cheek and said that I hope he considers booking me again. He looked a bit disheartened but I think it bought him back to earth as far as what was happening between us. I didn't really want to indulge somebodies fantasies. Apart from that moment the rest was a lot of fun and made up for some quiet days as far as bookings  this week.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 11 January 2016, 09:27:12 am
Not a booking as such. Was on Saturday.
An electrician came round to put two nice light fittings up in my living room, on the phone he quoted me ?60.
Really nice guy, married, ok looking, 46. We were talking I admitted I'm an escort, he asked what kind of money do I get so I told him I charge ?200/hour (?120 but he don't know that). Long story short we agreed he would fit my new lights for free if I give him a blowjob.

Now I'm normally not into how a cock looks, most I find look ugly. But this guys cock was simply gorgeous!!! it looked perfect, circumcised, thick and long (9"?) with a really nice looking knob, and not quite rock solid just the way I like them. When I was giving him a blowjob I could feel myself getting really wet I wanted him in me lol. So I took his hand and walked him to the bedroom, I got on top I was dying for it and I think that might be the fastest I've ever came it was so easy. Then he eagerly quickly got on top for missionary so he could finish. For brief sex that was absolutely amazing.

He's coming round to see me again tomorrow at 4pm  :o ;D
He thinks I charge ?200/hour so I told him I can do it for ?100 and then his face lit up lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 11 January 2016, 10:53:29 pm
 'I was dying for it and I think that might be the fastest I've ever came it was so easy'
This doesn't bode well. You'll be falling for this guy!

 ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MsRedhead on 11 January 2016, 10:59:01 pm
outcall to a lovely hotel. larger guy who wanted someone to swallow. he came in about 20 mins and paid me for an hour  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 11 January 2016, 11:06:31 pm
Outcall to country house hotel. The guy stays there every week and has done for months and all the staff know him well. He brought me in and I felt like I was scrutinised. I almost expected the cameras to move as I walked by (or the moose's eyes to follow me-the stuffed moose heehee). It was a posh place like Downton Abbey and he told them we had been looking over presentations. How cringe worthy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 12 January 2016, 12:53:22 am
'I was dying for it and I think that might be the fastest I've ever came it was so easy'
This doesn't bode well. You'll be falling for this guy!

 ;D
Depends on the size of his wallet   ;)

Haha, seriously though, I'm 24, he's 46 so a bit too old for anything serious, and he's married.
His cock tho, any time, any place. Really its that nice. If only he was like 10 years younger I could make-do with the rest of him!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Malika Fantasy on 12 January 2016, 06:37:02 pm
A hour incall with a guy who is a violinist for a well know orchestra.
Mid 30's giant Irish guy. Super shy, and only came once by owo/bbbj.
Tried a second round but he was too sensitive.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kazzle on 14 January 2016, 12:04:50 pm
Last man of my tour to Southampton. Nice man and all was going well. 40 minutes in and I'm massaging his bum cheeks and crack when the fire alarm went off!

Luckily for me he'd wanted a clothed massage so I just had to pull my coat and boots on. He had to get completely dressed in a hurry to the deafening sound of the fire alarm. We had to do the walk of shame as we were the last ones out by quite a bit. Clearly no one else had been naked in the hotel at the time!

Glad I use massage lotion and not oil as it would have made a right mess of his clothes. Five minutes later we're back in and I'm working those bum cheeks again. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 14 January 2016, 03:40:02 pm
Booking with a Doctor. He was foreign but spoke very good English with a bit of an accent probably from India/Pakistan something like that. Looked like he came in straight from work he was nicely dressed in a suit with glasses and carrying a briefcase.Had quite a thing for feet kept complimenting my small feet while rubbing them and licking them. I think if I didn't cut him off and moved into my routine he would have done that for the whole session but it was too strange a feeling having somebody sucking my toes that enthusiastically.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 14 January 2016, 06:46:29 pm
A lovely giggly guy originally from Hungary. Spent the whole half hour groping, humping and squeezing me! Didn't want any sexual services. Made me feel like a goddess all the way through saying I was amazing, beautiful etc...!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 14 January 2016, 08:41:15 pm
Clinical Psychologist. Told me this theory about why women get into escorting (!)...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 14 January 2016, 09:05:28 pm
Clinical Psychologist. Told me this theory about why women get into escorting (!)...

Tell all Shewolf!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 14 January 2016, 09:12:26 pm
The usual one (yawn) x  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 14 January 2016, 10:25:43 pm
The usual one (yawn) x  ::)

Oh what a shame. I was looking forward to something enlightening lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 15 January 2016, 06:23:23 pm
Lol it's funny when people think they can put you in a category based on their own assumptions. You always get the guys who think they can figure you out. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 15 January 2016, 07:04:12 pm
Half hour with a reg who spent most of the time kissing every part of my body including my hair.  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 15 January 2016, 09:14:48 pm
The usual one (yawn) x  ::)

Oh what a shame. I was looking forward to something enlightening lol

OK. He said...that the ladies he has seen are, in his view, locked in a cycle of abuse...that they relish living 'on the margins' and began escorting due to a financial 'crisis' of some form but actually this was just a catalyst as they were actually subconsciously leading up to it for years. He said they are all feisty types of women.

I have to add, although his views would imply he was contributing to the continuation of the above 'cycle', he still went ahead and did it :)



Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 15 January 2016, 09:16:26 pm
PS I will probably be seeing him again (as I have no scruples) so if you want me to ask him anything, let me know haha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 15 January 2016, 09:32:01 pm
The usual one (yawn) x  ::)

Oh what a shame. I was looking forward to something enlightening lol

OK. He said...that the ladies he has seen are, in his view, locked in a cycle of abuse...that they relish living 'on the margins' and began escorting due to a financial 'crisis' of some form but actually this was just a catalyst as they were actually subconsciously leading up to it for years. He said they are all feisty types of women.

I have to add, although his views would imply he was contributing to the continuation of the above 'cycle', he still went ahead and did it :)

It cracks me up I've heard this before.  So its ok for him to analyse, of course he's completely objective considering what hes doing  :FF

I also once met with a guy who was in analysis becasuse he was seeing wgs.  He totally couldn't see (tho I could) that he was totally in denial.  Basically he was trying to resist....but was seeing wgs anyway.....then beat himself up about it.....then abstained for a while.......then back in the cycle.

So when I said well why don't you just see the wgs...and forget the blaming cycle he said thats exactly what his therapist had said!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 15 January 2016, 09:36:01 pm
Funny aren't they.

The psychologist guy was arrogant, I could tell.

Thing with guys like this, I have a perverted need to challenge what they say in a very nice manner so as to make them feel like twats :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 15 January 2016, 09:39:33 pm
Thing with guys like this, I have a perverted need to challenge what they say in a very nice manner so as to make them feel like twats :)

I  sometimes love to do this, in a way they don't quite realise at the time but is very satisfying..........
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 21 January 2016, 04:58:50 pm
A monthly regular.  An old guy, I'm the first escort he's seen and he's been seeing me a few months ( I get a lot of these guys!);  So he thinks everything I do is mega amazing etc which I certainly don't mind. ....he's a little (unintentionally) rough (and ready) so I am having to say this to him a few times.  That being said he's a perfectly nice genuine working class guy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fancypants on 23 January 2016, 10:25:11 pm

I got hog tied and had my lady bits massaged for a couple of hours.  ;D  Mature silver fox...very sexy  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 23 January 2016, 10:46:39 pm
wow
booking i thought was going to be a rather dull affair was rather bloody good.  fit bloke, good chat, rather good at the old heave ho, chatted way too long after dressing though, but i was enjoying the discussion so wasn't exactly throwing him out the door.  good end to the day.

now, where is that wine?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 23 January 2016, 10:59:10 pm
I went to see a guy who had lots of good feedback on AW. Loads of escorts saying how big his widger was. So there was me waiting to see this massive thing....but I was most disappointed. It was rather small and flaccid even with a cock ring squeezing the life out of it. I don't know what that feedback was all about..............? I was so bored trying to bring it to life, I was tilting my head to try and see the time on the clock. I even asked him what time it was half an hour before the end haha as I have predicted wrongly. It felt like I was there for hours and it was only 2.

Worst thing though was the noises he was making. His voice sounded female.

He had a partner, apparently. How I wonder??

I think this is one for the Bad Memory Bank. Men like this make me miss my ex who was good in bed.

I have never seen so much male fat since doing this work.

Grim. This is why a one hour apt is always best first time you meet I think.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 24 January 2016, 09:38:18 am
An overnight with a new client, all went smoothly and I drank more coffee and energy drinks in one evening than in the whole week prior to that. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 24 January 2016, 11:32:29 am
That's why I don't take much notice of feedback.I think some women just write flattering bollocks to try and get the client to come back and to avoid shitty feedback their way.I just keep it useful rather than simpering.I.e prompt,respectful happy to see again rather than going on about dick size or prowess.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 24 January 2016, 02:09:18 pm
That's why I don't take much notice of feedback.I think some women just write flattering bollocks to try and get the client to come back and to avoid shitty feedback their way

I tell you what, Bibi, it does go to show a lot of the reviews could be absolute bollocks. Weird isn't it.  I wouldn't arse lick anyone, bad review or bad review haha.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 28 January 2016, 02:07:17 pm
First ever booking today!! Was with an absolutely lovely guy. Great kisser, attractive, polite & respectful, lovely willy  ;D really couldn't have asked for a better first client. He didn't even want full sex, just a hj & bj. I wanted to fuck him lol  ;D he's welcome back any time!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 28 January 2016, 03:13:40 pm
First ever booking today!! Was with an absolutely lovely guy. Great kisser, attractive, polite & respectful, lovely willy  ;D really couldn't have asked for a better first client. He didn't even want full sex, just a hj & bj. I wanted to fuck him lol  ;D he's welcome back any time!

Glad its going well for you Poppy
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 28 January 2016, 03:53:14 pm
First ever booking today!! Was with an absolutely lovely guy. Great kisser, attractive, polite & respectful, lovely willy  ;D really couldn't have asked for a better first client. He didn't even want full sex, just a hj & bj. I wanted to fuck him lol  ;D he's welcome back any time!

Glad its going well for you Poppy

Thank you! So glad to have the first one out of the way lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 28 January 2016, 05:48:37 pm
One of my favourite clients. Lots of anal and some flogging followed by sex and a nice talk/laugh afterwards.  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: KittenCandy on 28 January 2016, 10:13:56 pm
I had a little thrush so thought I can manage one client. It wasn't too bad. I din't want to cancel as really just wanted to make my rent money back. He was A nice gent, who kept on feeling my body in a weird  way. Like squeezing and pressing down on my bum. The shag was extremely uncomfortable because of the thrush. I was also hoping that he didn't finger or go down on me to which he didnt thank goodness. After the shag I was laying there and my vajay jay was literally on fire. I wanted to cry so much. I was hoping he didn't want to go another round and lucky he didn't. Needless to say I would never work with thrush again no matter how mild it seems. It just made me worse and I am really swollen and it stings :-[
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 29 January 2016, 02:40:54 am
Just back from a 2 hour duo.I don't normally work at this time of night but it was for the agency I sometimes do the odd booking for and I the other agency lass took us there and back.She was lovely first time we have met and we had such a giggle on the way there and we clicked brilliantly with each other and the client that 2 hours just rolled past.Nice maccy ds on the way back to Leeds too and 200 in my pocket.Winner!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kazzle on 29 January 2016, 10:23:46 am
He turned up 10 minutes late (but he did text to say he was going to be late). I had to repeat the instructions of how to find me (30 seconds from where he was parked) several times.

Seemed polite when he finally made it. Asked him if he wanted 90 minutes or 60 minutes as he was late and he looked at me somewhat clueless so I asked him if he wanted the massage to be clothed, topless or naked to which he said "which ever you like". By now I just wanted rid of him quickly so I said 60 minutes naked which was the right decision as it rapidly became apparent he was terrified his wife would find out what he was up to.

He asked if I was going to use oil on him, in a "rather you didn't" tone of voice. I said I used lotion which isn't so greasy. He then had to sniff the lotion to check it didn't smell and agreed to it but decided that I should only  massage the lower half of his body as he didn't want any staining on his shirt. So there's me having to rub his legs for the best part of an hour, thank goodness I didn't go for the 90 minutes!

After all his paranoia I was feeling on edge so it wasn't the most pleasant massage I've ever given. Then when I begin to work on his cock he suddenly picks up his phone and starts reading text messages for a couple of minutes. Usually I go for a slow sensuous wank but in this case I went for a quick rub. After he came he asked for paper towels and proceeded to rub every single trace of lotion off his body very laboriously. I do have a shower for clients but on this occasion I didn't bother offering!

Put his down as a Never Again.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Roxy101 on 29 January 2016, 10:58:39 am
I hate when guys book in for a sensual massage and then don't want the massage oil used on them. It's like, why book in for a massage then?

Xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 29 January 2016, 05:12:35 pm
Guy I have seen a few times who really is lovely....however, when he shoots his stuff ( ::)) his body from waist up goes a deathly shade of white. He has black hair and looks like Count Dracula when this happens. I have him in my phone as Count D. It is scarey as I wonder why and if he is about to die or something.

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sorry I know I am warped)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 29 January 2016, 06:33:28 pm
90min GFE booking with an older chap.  He was perfectly fine and nice, very appreciative and complimentary, but it was quite intense for me due to the amount of kissing and affection he wanted. I love kissing in my personal life and I'm ok with it at work but because it is such a personal thing for me I found the booking to be quite draining.  I could snog for hours but when it's with a punter who you don't fancy it's a bit different.

He was only my second punter ever, and I'm actually really proud of myself for the service I gave him. He was VERY happy, and that makes me smile. :) My first guy yesterday was young and cute so it didn't really feel like work, the hour flew by.  Today I felt like a professional!!  ;D ::) ;)

Am mentally knackered but a long hot shower fixed me right up.  Soon time for wine and feet up!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 29 January 2016, 06:39:38 pm
90min GFE booking with an older chap.  He was perfectly fine and nice, very appreciative and complimentary, but it was quite intense for me due to the amount of kissing and affection he wanted. I love kissing in my personal life and I'm ok with it at work but because it is such a personal thing for me I found the booking to be quite draining.  I could snog for hours but when it's with a punter who you don't fancy it's a bit different.

He was only my second punter ever, and I'm actually really proud of myself for the service I gave him. He was VERY happy, and that makes me smile. :) My first guy yesterday was young and cute so it didn't really feel like work, the hour flew by.  Today I felt like a professional!!  ;D ::) ;)

Am mentally knackered but a long hot shower fixed me right up.  Soon time for wine and feet up!

I hear you it can be very draining. The sex bit is the easiest part! Its the rest that can be stressful.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 29 January 2016, 06:43:01 pm
90min GFE booking with an older chap.  He was perfectly fine and nice, very appreciative and complimentary, but it was quite intense for me due to the amount of kissing and affection he wanted. I love kissing in my personal life and I'm ok with it at work but because it is such a personal thing for me I found the booking to be quite draining.  I could snog for hours but when it's with a punter who you don't fancy it's a bit different.

He was only my second punter ever, and I'm actually really proud of myself for the service I gave him. He was VERY happy, and that makes me smile. :) My first guy yesterday was young and cute so it didn't really feel like work, the hour flew by.  Today I felt like a professional!!  ;D ::) ;)

Am mentally knackered but a long hot shower fixed me right up.  Soon time for wine and feet up!

I hear you it can be very draining. The sex bit is the easiest part! Its the rest that can be stressful.

Yes exactly. At one point he was like 'you don't have to fuck me if you don't want to' and I was like YES I DO PLEASE FUCK ME  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 29 January 2016, 06:49:35 pm

Yes exactly. At one point he was like 'you don't have to fuck me if you don't want to' and I was like YES I DO PLEASE FUCK ME  ;D

Haha you are a fast learner Poppy
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 29 January 2016, 07:20:32 pm
A 30' booking with an early 30s black guy. Upon his arrival he decided to change it to 45'

After 15' of merciless shagging he told me he was supposed to be seeing another girl but she cancelled on him because of how "intense" he is.
At which point I informed him our session will finally be 30' and not one longer and I will more than gladly refund the difference.

When he was leaving he told me "I'm going to save your number"
I replied "don't"
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: CandyGirl on 29 January 2016, 07:38:12 pm
My last booking was a truck driver on an industrial estate three miles away. The guy was in his 50s, very over weight and sweating. So we had sex, he was breathing with difficulty.

I asked if he was OK, he said he was, so I left.

An hour later I jogged round to check he was, the truck had gone.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 29 January 2016, 10:18:12 pm
Lovely guy who I've seen a few times before, he has a real fetish for wearing tights (as I do) and sensually rubbing up against each other whilst we're both wearing them...He came without me even touching his cock just the sensual feeling of tights on tights...Then I asked him to tear mine at the gusset so he could finger me while I used my vibrator on my clit, fabulous!! Then he wanked himself onto my legs. We both nearly fell asleep after, he was so nice and comfortable to be with Fantastically sensual sexy hour with a lovely guy :-)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 29 January 2016, 10:19:12 pm
My last booking was a truck driver on an industrial estate three miles away. The guy was in his 50s, very over weight and sweating. So we had sex, he was breathing with difficulty.

I asked if he was OK, he said he was, so I left.

An hour later I jogged round to check he was, the truck had gone.

Oh dear, that's upsetting really. He mustn't be well. I'm glad you went to check, good for you xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 30 January 2016, 12:05:27 pm
Used two different lubes as running a bit low and this young guy was coming for a booking ( I have a little calpol syringe so use that to put a bit up , but not much as things get squelchy ....anyway they obviously weren't compatible and had turned into like a white ish emulsion ( nothing wrong with me at all) but the guy ( I faked an orgasm) said OMG do you always cum squirt like that !!! I said "no never, fuckin hell what have you done to me it's my first time like that" he was so impressed with himself ....but I was like OMG OMG OMG lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 30 January 2016, 07:54:07 pm
Slobbery.

About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
OMG I had a really bad slobberer who just dribbled into my mouth and barely let me catch my breath it was awful .......I remember thinking 'it's like having a St Bernard slobbering on me ' then I thought , well yep for that much an hour ....I would lol !!!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 30 January 2016, 08:02:11 pm
Slobbery.

About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
OMG I had a really bad slobberer who just dribbled into my mouth and barely let me catch my breath it was awful .......I remember thinking 'it's like having a St Bernard slobbering on me ' then I thought , well yep for that much an hour ....I would lol !!!!

They *think* this is what DFK means.
Ever had a guy trying to stick up his tongue up into your nose?????
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 30 January 2016, 08:50:54 pm
NO but am laughing SO hard right now really needed it as well.....seriously I did it to my boyfriend and he said OMG GET OFF ME...how the hell can you put up with that it's disgusting ....he didn't move his mouth either it was just on mine and drooling for the whole hour and two overnights ..no sex ...oh he had black teeth too ...and mine are sparkling white ! Am laughing even more now ...I did try other tactics but I did think ' hey if this is as bad as it gets it's worth it lol ' Oooh it's so hard to type whilst controlling a retch ....skinny white beanpole ran off without paying the last time ( my fault) ooooh I was so so mad ....but about the dribbling continually ...reported him he's had 3 names now !
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 30 January 2016, 09:01:06 pm
Still totally peeing self about tongue up my nose ....would of been able to breathe out of mouth for a bit so could alternate breathing techniques ....Lord ! What happened to you ? X
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 30 January 2016, 09:44:25 pm
Still totally peeing self about tongue up my nose ....would of been able to breathe out of mouth for a bit so could alternate breathing techniques ....Lord ! What happened to you ? X

Hahaha I'm peeing myself now as well.
Well it was an old bloke with this whole dribbling thing going on. And licking my make up off, just bloody licking my face all over. Next thing I know he sticks his tongue up my nose. I thought he got "lost" so I pull off gently but hey there he goes again. And again. So I just had to tell him to f*** stop it.

There's also what I call "dead fish" tongue guys. That's when they sort of stick their whooooole tongue up my mouth but they don't move it. Feels like I have a dead whale up my throat!

Seriously kissing is an art. You know how to or (sadly for many) you don't.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 30 January 2016, 10:31:01 pm
I had a guy who kissed like a goldfish on speed (if you can imagine that) and his breath smelt like shit. He was a lovely bloke but...with men like that I just think...what on earth are they getting out of this?? For me, kissing should be about connection so it should be in tune with the other person but some guys are just kissing away on their own I think.

GRIM.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 30 January 2016, 10:32:01 pm
Am laughing so much....it's so funny what goes on in your head while it's going on ...it's like 'yep I can cope with this , that's another so much quid lol.....this was a seriously dead fish that looked like he hadn't seen a ray of sunshine for years....he wanted to take me to some awards and all I kept thinking was I'll be on telly with him ......laughing again oh no I'm getting a bit too fussy I think ! Xxx please don't let me think dead whale or fish or st Bernard's or Chihuahua on a booking ever ....otherwise it'll be laughter and watersports inclusive ! Xxxx     
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 30 January 2016, 10:35:08 pm
I had a guy who kissed like a goldfish on speed (if you can imagine that) and his breath smelt like shit. He was a lovely bloke but...with men like that I just think...what on earth are they getting out of this?? For me, kissing should be about connection so it should be in tune with the other person but some guys are just kissing away on their own I think.

GRIM.
absolutely pmsl x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 30 January 2016, 10:35:43 pm
It's very weird that an adult man of 40 + doesn't know how to kiss. It's like they are all virgins.

GRIMMER.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 30 January 2016, 10:45:59 pm
I so wish I HAD FILMED this one , not a clue he didn't do anything just spat in my my mouth with a totally limp dick ....I kept trying to be on top , or at least twist so it wasn't just saliva going down my throat ......plus I offer OWO and would rather of done that for hours ! I'm quite an adaptable but sensual kisser , don't think I'm great at everything but I do know I'm a good kisser this was like trying to waltz with a slobbering ironing board ! Couldn't even divert to his dick as that was seriously dead ...and he was ten years younger than me .....I mean how long can you suck a dead marshmallow for ???? Finger size at that ! Xxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 30 January 2016, 10:50:14 pm
I so wish I HAD FILMED this one , not a clue he didn't do anything just spat in my my mouth with a totally limp dick ....I kept trying to be on top , or at least twist so it wasn't just saliva going down my throat ......plus I offer OWO and would rather of done that for hours ! I'm quite an adaptable but sensual kisser , don't think I'm great at everything but I do know I'm a good kisser this was like trying to waltz with a slobbering ironing board ! Couldn't even divert to his dick as that was seriously dead ...and he was ten years younger than me .....I mean how long can you suck a dead marshmallow for ???? Finger size at that ! Xxx

Oh god this sounds awful  :-X I'm dreading the day I get one like this
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 30 January 2016, 11:02:03 pm
Laughing Poppy , I did get well over a thousand for it and he ran off ...well popped to the loo owing me eight hundred and fifty on top of that.but that may have been due to the distain on my face when I woke up with his face attached to mine at 6.30 am...so I told him time to go lol !!!! So pissed off I wasn't nicer xxxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: RomeoLondon on 30 January 2016, 11:17:34 pm
My last booking... didn't turn up. He paid for a dungeon in advance ( I always have them rent the dungeon in advance, unless they are regulars)... and then just didn't turn up!

I should start asking for a deposit for my wasted time too. Or work out a deal with the dungeon so that I get something if they don't turn up. This has happened a handful of times already.

Ah well...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Ieaio on 31 January 2016, 07:36:52 pm
Left my brain at the door because an attractive fellow walked in. I'm a SEX worker haha I'm the bomb at being flirty!! But nope not when they're attractive. Reeaall logical brain.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 31 January 2016, 07:53:45 pm
I think I'm very fortunate because my fantasies are always centred around ugly guys shagging me so when they do that's when I have a 'real one' lol ! So it works well because it's my taboo ...an ugly guy taking advantage and me egging them on......I'm hysterical if a good looking one turns up and even ignore the phone when they try and rebook how mental is that !!! Laughing lots .... 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 31 January 2016, 07:54:55 pm
Left my brain at the door because an attractive fellow walked in. I'm a SEX worker haha I'm the bomb at being flirty!! But nope not when they're attractive. Reeaall logical brain.
oh excellent !!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 01 February 2016, 03:05:37 pm
Two half hour lunch break guys today. Two of the most beautiful and sexy men I've ever seen in my life. I lost my work persona entirely and turned into a giggly wreck with the first one, he was the kind of gorgeous that would intimidate me in a bar. Genuine chemistry with them both, and both seem keen to book again.

I love my job! 😍
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 01 February 2016, 03:12:24 pm
Ooh really pleased  ;) xxxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 01 February 2016, 03:24:24 pm
I love my job! 😍

Ah the honeymoon period, I remember that...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 01 February 2016, 04:34:30 pm
I love my job! 😍

Ah the honeymoon period, I remember that...

Hahahaha! Yes, this is true... I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts  ;D I'm definitely owed some real stinkers by now, most of them have been tasty so far.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 01 February 2016, 05:13:51 pm
Haha yeah I remember those first few months I was like on cloud 9 till something happened which bought me back down to earth, won't bore you with what that was.

Anyway I just had a booking it was all fine not much talking but some are like that.  Making small talk at the end he blurts out that his wife is  an alcoholic and tried to kill herself last year! Didn't know quite where to put myself but  somehow  managed to be sympathetic AND change the subject as quickly as possible.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 01 February 2016, 06:28:55 pm
I love my job! 😍

Ah the honeymoon period, I remember that...

Hahahaha! Yes, this is true... I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts  ;D I'm definitely owed some real stinkers by now, most of them have been tasty so far.

I keep getting hot guys. (And the oh-not-so-hot ones). I have a preference for those older tall gentlemen with a perfect English accent coming straight out of Ralph Lauren catalogue. When they walk in I just melt and start giggling and playing with my hair and sort of not know where to put myself.
Or quite the opposite those 20something guys who are sort of Hugo Boss commercials thing. I'm less "giggly" with them and more in control but boy I do treat them the way I treat my chocolate mousse and that's full devotion:))))

Yeah sometimes this job is awesome:)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 01 February 2016, 06:53:54 pm
Met one of my more enjoyable regulars he's the only client who can make me orgasm without instructions on how to get me going it's just like he's psychic and hits the spots I want at the moment I want it. By the time I'm in that zone the following sex is amazing it's one of the few times in the job I feel happy I'm being paid to do this.

Only other regular I saw lately was my fetish lover. He's an older guy really into the bondage and humiliation thing. He pays well but some of the stuff he wants is really dull. I spent 2 hours crawling around in a collar with a lead on it balancing his ash tray on my back and holding a bowl of strawberries that he had with wine occasionally feeding me one when I followed instructions. Sometimes it feels like easy money but mind numbing. Some stuff he wants to do is a lot tougher to get through though even though I agreed to it it's not my cup of tea personally.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 01 February 2016, 09:56:58 pm
My first booking today was a 21yo.
With that tongue piercing, a barbell.

First time I had a client with it.
He gave me oral...
Bloody hell:))))
I want him back;))))
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: princess_nym on 01 February 2016, 10:07:16 pm
Slobbery.

About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
OMG I had a really bad slobberer who just dribbled into my mouth and barely let me catch my breath it was awful .......I remember thinking 'it's like having a St Bernard slobbering on me ' then I thought , well yep for that much an hour ....I would lol !!!!

They *think* this is what DFK means.
Ever had a guy trying to stick up his tongue up into your nose?????

Yes.  My first ever booking.  He was of the "gape and waggle" school of kissing.  WHY DO SO MANY GUYS THINK THIS IS ACCEPTABLE???

But my *last* booking...well, I burst into tears halfway through it, which was extremely awkward.  But thankfully the client was a total gem, didn't ask for any money back or anything.  I felt like such an idiot...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 02 February 2016, 12:22:52 pm
I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 03 February 2016, 04:54:49 am
Fab quicky,  just the type you want

Was a last minute job a wee bit later than I planned on working. He called and sounded so nervous I nearly didn't take the booking.  He turned up and was super nervous and quiet. As he'd just finished work I ushered him into the shower.   5 minute bj and a few mins screwing.  He booked half an hour and was showered,  serviced and gone in 15 minutes.  Easiest booking ever!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 03 February 2016, 10:24:17 pm
1.5 hour guy. Spent an hour having to deal with his preference for a virgin and school girl and the other half an hour having to listen to him telling about how he was abused as a school boy.

Bit like a bad dream.



Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MandyVine on 04 February 2016, 05:45:49 pm
I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.

Lynx, good God above these are the types that scare me.  Not only while they are with me but just the fact that they exist and are around good people, children, etc. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 04 February 2016, 05:59:37 pm
I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.

Lynx, good God above these are the types that scare me.  Not only while they are with me but just the fact that they exist and are around good people, children, etc.

First time I encountered something like that and I hope I won't have to too often, either. Oh he also contemplated forcing himself on his elderly 70 yo neighbour. I have no words.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 04 February 2016, 06:22:42 pm
I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.

Lynx, good God above these are the types that scare me.  Not only while they are with me but just the fact that they exist and are around good people, children, etc.

First time I encountered something like that and I hope I won't have to too often, either. Oh he also contemplated forcing himself on his elderly 70 yo neighbour. I have no words.

Boy, Lynx that's just awful. It's scary. Hope you're ok:)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 04 February 2016, 06:42:50 pm
Boy, Lynx that's just awful. It's scary. Hope you're ok:)

Absolutely, was just kinda grossed out. First time I've ever blacklisted someone I've actually decided to meet, too. Erk.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 04 February 2016, 07:24:57 pm
Boy, Lynx that's just awful. It's scary. Hope you're ok:)

Absolutely, was just kinda grossed out. First time I've ever blacklisted someone I've actually decided to meet, too. Erk.

Well he does sound seriously deranged...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Roxy101 on 04 February 2016, 08:32:30 pm
A few memorable ones from the last two days.

One guy wanted me to spend the booking squeezing his nipples, shaving him and sticking things up his arse, before he sprayed me with oil and pretty much belly-flopped me (think sea-lion jumping out the water), calling it a sensual body-to-body massage.

Another was a complete dick who obviously had no idea how to have sex/act dominant. I don't mind mild domination, but this guy was just acting like a (strangely polite) dick who spent an hour hurting me. It got to the point he slapped me in doggy so hard I screeched and was just silent for about thirty seconds. He only carried on trying to 'spank' me! If it wasn't so close to the end of the booking by that point I'd have literally kicked him out. I almost did at least 5 times. But I think he was just a complete moron who watches too much porn (he did mention an erotica he'd read), not dangerous or intentionally being a complete prat.

Another guy pretty much declared his love for me within 30 minutes of meeting me...

Had a lovely, hot soldier who, although was very hard work, was enjoyable.

The others blur into one...

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 04 February 2016, 10:33:00 pm
Had an old guy who was the only booking that stands out. Spent a lot of time telling me tales of his wild teenage years in the 60's he had some interesting and funny stories to tell. Had a bit of trouble getting it up which was frustrating but he did in the end and got his monies worth. Also he told me I am the most beautiful girl he's ever been with it was really sweet lol.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 04 February 2016, 10:44:40 pm
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 04 February 2016, 10:50:55 pm
A guy who I thought might have been a timewaster when he asked by text when I was available for a half hr booking, I said 3pm, he replied 'will you piss on me and how much ?' I replied yes its ?70. Anyway he arrived on time, called for flat number as I asked him to, he came in, handed me ?80 I said I didn't have change, he said its ok. I said right get your clothes off, everything off! He did as he was told then I instructed him to get kneeled on the floor between my legs and lick me...Wowee!  He was doing everything I told him to do and after about 10 minutes I came allover his face :-)))) So now onto watersports, I laid a towel in the bath for him, he got in, I balanced on side of the bath holding onto the wall thinking fucking hell really hope I don't slip off, broken bones aren't fun and could be difficult to explain...  lol lol lol ...Managed a big wee allover his face and body, he loved it! Showered him off and helped him get dry then gave him some oral, asked if he wanted me to get on him, he said yes, then after riding him for a few minutes he came. Passed him wipes to clean up, he got dressed, said that was great thanks,  kissed me on the cheek at the door and went. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 04 February 2016, 10:57:05 pm
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 04 February 2016, 11:21:24 pm
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 04 February 2016, 11:42:59 pm
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!

I'm so relieved someone mentions this!!!!
I get that too sometimes. From those who (sadly) think they are "experts".

As far as my understanding goes they think they are "stimulating the G point". Arrrgh! I find it extremely uncomfortable and almost painful. It's just awful. It's the worst feeling ever and mostly when I start moving (to "get out") they think I appreciate it so they go even faster and harder.

I'm like wtf are you drilling up there or what????
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 04 February 2016, 11:48:05 pm
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!


We did this in my beauty therapy course for facial massage, its vibrations up the back of the neck, can't remember what its meant to do without looking back on notes, also remember doing it in Swedish massage. I think he might have been watching too many 'educational' videos about how to guarantee to make a woman squirt....Obviously he's not quite picked up the technique and you're his trial 'victim'!! I'm laughing imagining the jet black hair and his face full of concentration whilst he's trying his best...Oh and the glitter thong creasing me up!  lol lol lol :-))))
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 05 February 2016, 12:15:30 am
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!

I'm so relieved someone mentions this!!!!
I get that too sometimes. From those who (sadly) think they are "experts".

As far as my understanding goes they think they are "stimulating the G point". Arrrgh! I find it extremely uncomfortable and almost painful. It's just awful. It's the worst feeling ever and mostly when I start moving (to "get out") they think I appreciate it so they go even faster and harder.

I'm like wtf are you drilling up there or what????
Aqua , I'm laughing so hard , he does it on the outside, nothing at all on the inside , just his thumbs in my groin , just lower than my hips , as if he can penetrate through my skin onto what I can only assume ( well I do know where they are)) my ovaries are !!! Fuck knows what your one was doing! Lol x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 05 February 2016, 12:59:47 am
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!

I'm so relieved someone mentions this!!!!
I get that too sometimes. From those who (sadly) think they are "experts".

As far as my understanding goes they think they are "stimulating the G point". Arrrgh! I find it extremely uncomfortable and almost painful. It's just awful. It's the worst feeling ever and mostly when I start moving (to "get out") they think I appreciate it so they go even faster and harder.

I'm like wtf are you drilling up there or what????
Aqua , I'm laughing so hard , he does it on the outside, nothing at all on the inside , just his thumbs in my groin , just lower than my hips , as if he can penetrate through my skin onto what I can only assume ( well I do know where they are)) my ovaries are !!! Fuck knows what your one was doing! Lol x

Oh crap my English fails me sometimes lol! Didn't get the "from the outside" part.
Well I don't know maybe he's giving your ovaries some sort of electroshock???!!!

Hahaha ::) :o ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 05 February 2016, 09:41:11 am
Ha ha ...I'm probably really fertile now good job don't do bb otherwise could be in trouble lol! Oh and Aqua ...I hope if someone asks for a deep massage you don't just stick your fingers up his bum lol ( just playing your English is excellent I know )
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fancypants on 06 February 2016, 12:57:36 pm
Met an old client with a famous son who treated me like a porn star, banged my ovaries for a good couple of hours. Needed the loo every 10 minutes. He literally took the piss out of me! someone obviously ate their weetabix!!!

I just kept thinking about food. Anyway, apart from being treated like a hole in the wall he took me out for dinner afterwards so I was very happy.   :) 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 06 February 2016, 01:37:09 pm
Lovely looking guy, very polite.
69 for an hour. I was just thinking, 'what on earth is he getting out of this?' and 'my dog has now flattened the door down downstairs and is sitting crying outside the room and I want to go get him'

PS dog recovered now
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Roxy101 on 06 February 2016, 01:47:24 pm
Nice, polite guy paid for an hour and finished and left in 35 minutes. I don't usually get clients leave early, but he explained how he was married, in the dog house, hasn't had sex since last year. So obviously he just wanted to empty his sack and leave.

That's no problem  ;D Noticed a bit of blood on the condom. Good thing I brought some sponges with me...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 07 February 2016, 05:27:01 am
Young guy who was incredibly eager I was in and out within 10 minutes and he tipped me quite a handsome amount on top of my fee so he was obviously satisfied. Men are just weird sometimes...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 07 February 2016, 10:53:27 am
It was with a hottie last night as he walked in got me thinking why he uses escorts. He was very fit looking and the we both clicked. It didn't feel like work at all, he was my last booking so gave him extra time in the end. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 07 February 2016, 11:09:19 am
It was with a hottie last night as he walked in got me thinking why he uses escorts. He was very fit looking and the we both clicked. It didn't feel like work at all, he was my last booking so gave him extra time in the end. :)

I had one of these last week. These bookings are brilliant, my brain gets left at the door and I spend the whole time worrying they don't fancy me because they're the kind of guy that in real life I wouldn't approach for thinking they're out of my league! Then I have to remember they've actually paid to have sex with me lol.

What a treat!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Cat_BBW on 07 February 2016, 03:56:33 pm
Lost a sex toy up the nether regions of an old codger, never to seen again.

OMG LMAO :D ;D


(only just reading this thread from the beginning, this post made me LOL!)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 07 February 2016, 04:14:23 pm
Pmsl , had a guy who said he was an arse virgin, late fifties and a Virgin Defoe when I met him( not surprised really) I told him it can be uncomfortable/painful even but I couldn't do he wanted fingers and near end of booking , so he said haven't you got a dildo ,me "yes but it's not going up your arse" him "please try just put a condom on it " so I did he bent his flabby white arse over bed ready and in my head I'm say 'pretend your a doctor' so I lubed up everything explained it had to pass two muscles etc , he was all "yeah yeah yeah it'll be fine ....so really gently edged I it in about an inch , he's yelling 'GET IT OUT GET IT OUT' then when he left he said oh well at least I'm not an arse virgin now ....I said well "technically you are" it was a little one at that !!! Mind you I did switch it on which scared the fuck out of him ! :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 07 February 2016, 05:17:11 pm
Hilarious. What a ponce!

You should have rammed it up straightaway.

 ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 07 February 2016, 05:34:49 pm
Ha ha ha that's why I switched it on....mind you he might of totally shit himself in my face!!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 07 February 2016, 06:17:34 pm
Ha ha ...I'm probably really fertile now good job don't do bb otherwise could be in trouble lol! Oh and Aqua ...I hope if someone asks for a deep massage you don't just stick your fingers up his bum lol ( just playing your English is excellent I know )

Ewwwww you're disgusting:))))
Never had them ask though, they all want deep-other-you-know-what:)))
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 07 February 2016, 06:52:41 pm
The booking 5 minutes ago paid for an hour stayed 15 minutes. Mid way through while on top working away. He said sorry he needs to go as he feels guilty.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 07 February 2016, 07:11:15 pm
Ha ha ...I'm probably really fertile now good job don't do bb otherwise could be in trouble lol! Oh and Aqua ...I hope if someone asks for a deep massage you don't just stick your fingers up his bum lol ( just playing your English is excellent I know )

Ewwwww you're disgusting:))))
Never had them ask though, they all want deep-other-you-know-what:)))
neither have I lol xxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 07 February 2016, 09:45:49 pm
I love the fun clients he offered to take some photos of me for adult work during the booking. Then had some more fun. :)   
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 08 February 2016, 09:03:44 pm
Saw a guy I've seen once before.  Intense and raunchy GFE, always leaves me exhausted.  He's a bit of a boundary pusher but in a sort of cheeky chappy way rather than an aggressive way.  I agreed to rim him and he wanted it for AAAAGES.  He's a nice enough chap but I don't think I want to see him again really.  He said next time he wants to make me cry, and puke on his dick, and although I enjoy that kind of intense rough stuff in my personal life I really don't like it with clients. The puking I can get on board with but not the crying.

When he was throat fucking me I would try to pull my head away to breathe and he was really forcing it on, I had to sort of slap his leg a bit to get him to ease off.  And he did, but still.

He also said he'd like to watch me take coke. I told him I don't do drugs and he's like oh ok thats fine, but then kept saying he really wanted to watch me take coke.


I have a two hour threesome booking tomorrow with a client and another working girl, spoke to her this morning and she seems lovely.  I'm looking forward to that one. Hopefully I'll have a more positive post to write here tomorrow evening!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 08 February 2016, 11:05:21 pm
He's a nice enough chap but I don't think I want to see him again really. 

I think you should listen to that message in your head as he sounds like he is going to get worse xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 08 February 2016, 11:23:37 pm
He doesn't sound nice at all he sounds rough and disrespectful.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 09 February 2016, 12:41:03 am
He's a nice enough chap but I don't think I want to see him again really. 

I think you should listen to that message in your head as he sounds like he is going to get worse xx

Thank you. Yes you're right. I'm not going to see him again.

He doesn't sound nice at all he sounds rough and disrespectful.

At the time when I'm seeing him I don't feel as though he is rude or disrespectful, and I feel safe.  but when I think about it afterwards i do just feel exhausted from the whole thing. He doesn't push further than I can handle, but really he shouldn't push at all.

Blergh. So drained.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 09 February 2016, 10:20:55 pm
'A woman knows by intuition, or instinct, what is best for herself' Marilyn Monroe
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Aqua Allegoria on 10 February 2016, 02:38:43 pm
Saw a guy I've seen once before.  Intense and raunchy GFE, always leaves me exhausted.  He's a bit of a boundary pusher but in a sort of cheeky chappy way rather than an aggressive way.  I agreed to rim him and he wanted it for AAAAGES.  He's a nice enough chap but I don't think I want to see him again really.  He said next time he wants to make me cry, and puke on his dick, and although I enjoy that kind of intense rough stuff in my personal life I really don't like it with clients. The puking I can get on board with but not the crying.

When he was throat fucking me I would try to pull my head away to breathe and he was really forcing it on, I had to sort of slap his leg a bit to get him to ease off.  And he did, but still.

He also said he'd like to watch me take coke. I told him I don't do drugs and he's like oh ok thats fine, but then kept saying he really wanted to watch me take coke.


I have a two hour threesome booking tomorrow with a client and another working girl, spoke to her this morning and she seems lovely.  I'm looking forward to that one. Hopefully I'll have a more positive post to write here tomorrow evening!

Cheeky and chappy is just as aggressive as "plain openly aggressive". The guy is not respecting your boundaries and getting off on forcing you to do things you're not happy to do. You do realise that?

Someone said somewhere on another thread (I think it was ParisB) that when we have quiet spells we end up accepting bookings we would turn down during our busy days. We sort of go more liberal on our screening...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 10 February 2016, 02:59:34 pm
This scenario above reminds me of a guy who came to see me. He was 'overly nice' (cheeky chappy type twit) full of 'ohh I will definitely be coming to see you again/if you were my girlfriend...type bullshit). He turned me over at one point and I moved my hand round to check and sure enough he was trying to sneakily slide the condom off and enter.

It was all a strategy of his, he knew exactly what he was doing.

:) x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 10 February 2016, 02:59:58 pm
I had one similar to Poppy's client. I recently sacked him off. He started off really nice, polite pleasant fun guy, it was all good fun doing things I don't usually do (me being submissive)  then each time we met he pushed boundaries further and further, then he started wanting to text me exact details of our next hour booking, this on its own got on my nerves and I started to ignore his texts...Then he sent a whole load of things that he wanted to do, including handcuffing me, using whips (which he 'promised not to use' (patronising cunt!)  me wearing a dog collar and other ridiculous things. I just replied saying sorry it looks like you're wanting a full on BDSM type of booking and that's not what I'm into, I try and make it as clear as possible on my AW page and website what I offer and sorry if you've got the wrong impression. He replied that he's sorry and will respect my wishes if I don't want to see him again!!! hmmm he doesn't really have a choice but to 'respect my wishes' does he!??  ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 10 February 2016, 04:04:34 pm
Thanks ladies, yes you're all right. And yeah I wouldn't have seen him had I not really badly needed the money this week. It's half term next week so I won't be able to work at all until the kids are back at school.

I think I just imagined boundary pushing to be different, but you're right, he was just trying to get more and more. I was much firmer with him this time, he tried again to convince me to swallow and I was just like NOPE. He's not a 'forcer' more of a wheedler.

I definitely won't see him again.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: princess_nym on 12 February 2016, 06:45:40 pm
Had a gem last night: "I want to see you again to learn more about your orgasms" lololol ok first thing dude is that I haven't had any, I was just trying to get you to stop what you were doing and it seemed like a good solution.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 12 February 2016, 07:42:59 pm
Had a gem last night: "I want to see you again to learn more about your orgasms" lololol ok first thing dude is that I haven't had any, I was just trying to get you to stop what you were doing and it seemed like a good solution.

Fabulous!  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 12 February 2016, 10:04:09 pm
Nice relaxed session with a Derek Hale lookalike.

Spent the booking gently stroking my back which was very relaxing, booked an hour but only wanted a bj and cuddling kissing and talking. And he could actually kiss. Left after 45 minutes.

Completely fangirled to my best friend afterwards who knows what I do and has a crush on him too.

Come back please!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Evergreen85 on 13 February 2016, 04:03:45 am
Absolutely horrible night tonight. The first client I saw was a nice guy, but then...

Guy #2 (so high on coke he looked like a speechless little Pokemon):
So whaddaya do?
Me: I'm a student
Pokemon:aaah so what do you study, dick? Hehe

He probably thought he was being hilarious  :FF

Guy #3:

Sweaty and smelly, only took a shower when I said I'd ask him to leave if he doesn't; I always leave mouthwash at the sink, but this guy didn't take the hint, so I went back to the bathroom, picked the mouthwash up and gave it to him asking politely if he could pretty please use it; guy stares at the mouthwash, then opens the bottle and drinks it, like two big gulps!  :o we get to the bedroom, he wants to play 'casting director for a porn movie'-ok, I play along, and he asks me to bend over and 'spread your cheeks-I need to see your personality'.on top of that, tries to push bareback/anal and keeps asking me very personal questions. I dunno how I made it to the end of the booking, was so grossed out and it was soooo weird  :-X

I don't get it, I seem to attract dickheads and weirdos lately...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 13 February 2016, 10:06:02 am
Had a gem last night: "I want to see you again to learn more about your orgasms" lololol ok first thing dude is that I haven't had any, I was just trying to get you to stop what you were doing and it seemed like a good solution.

Hahahaha brilliant  ;D The only problem with faking it to make them stop is that it often spurs them on!  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 13 February 2016, 10:16:53 am
Had a gem last night: "I want to see you again to learn more about your orgasms" lololol ok first thing dude is that I haven't had any, I was just trying to get you to stop what you were doing and it seemed like a good solution.

Hahahaha brilliant  ;D The only problem with faking it to make them stop is that it often spurs them on!  ::) ;D

That's why I never do ..well only exceptions being guys who take forever to come...then I make a bit of noise to help them along..

My last booking last night, a returner, an alternative guy with a cock ring. Lovely guy, kinda exhausting raunchy hour tho. I heard all about his 5 dogs, 4 snakes and 2 giant frogs!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MsRedhead on 14 February 2016, 12:48:25 am
nervous student. 90 min booking. hand job and he came quickly. chatted for 45 mins and then another hand job. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: angelastar on 15 February 2016, 11:18:33 am
yesterday had a new client - phoned me in the morning and asked for full service etc. I said that was a different rate to my massage service but he said that was ok. We agreed on a price and he arrived about mid day.

He was young 23 bit of a keep fit freak and had a toned body. Ill admit that I was quite into it as had not been intimate for a few weeks.

And of course he was gentle and got me really worked up with his fingers and mouth - like he know what he was doing. I returned the favour and was pleased to find he was just as excited as me - none of this half mast or floppy effort. I blew him for a while - enjoyed it and then we did it. considerate he was and he read me like a book - i ended up wimpering by the time he finished. I came about four times with it, very hot and horny.

He wants to see me again and I think I will.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 15 February 2016, 07:29:41 pm
last one? The guy was sweet , sensually dominant  who knew what he wanted (nice change from recent bookings)  he was attractive.. like the guy you know your friends who fancy but you wouldnt? I felt he was forcing the convo by the end but it was sloppy Deep throat type stuff. I have to admit.... he had the most amazingly pale blue eyes. x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fancypants on 15 February 2016, 09:58:37 pm
Nice and easy .... Pay and go ...just the way I like it. : )

 Didn't want kissing which is a bonus in my books, very friendly, worshiped my arse so I volunteered reverse cow girl. He was amazed at how quickly he popped as he's normally averse to latex. Hopefully this means I'm getting better at my job.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Flamingopenguin on 17 February 2016, 10:50:29 am
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Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 19 February 2016, 11:33:57 am
my last booking was a few days ago, with my absolute favourite regular, whenever he is in my county he sees me and will book me for 3 full days and nights in a row, i really have fallen in love with him a little bit. i've seen him for about 2/3 years now this regularly and he's incredible in bed, is very clever and teaches me a lot of things (political, wine which before i met him i hadn't tried etc) and is very handsome and tall (he's the only man i have met taller than me when i wear heels) and he booked this gorgeous suite bigger than my entire house last time but it felt different. usually he holds my hand and is very affectionate and loving but he felt a lot more distant and kept striking arguments with me, and sat on his phone texting over breakfast and normally we can't keep off each other but it was like he was bored of me this time and no longer found me attractive. after dinner in a gorgeous michelin restaurant he walked on ahead of me like you see in some middle eastern and asian cultures where the husband is in front of the wife a few steps, like he was embarrassed of me, it was awful, knowing that the amazing memories i have of him have ended in this. i am actually in a state of mourning and feel like I've lost a very special friend.

This is horrible, I'm so sorry :( <3
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 19 February 2016, 06:40:13 pm
Some Polish guy or something, on the phone he requested I wear a tight PVC dress and stockings with no undies. He turned up was a big guy with massive muscles, skinhead hard rough look very fit, I'd say age 35ish, sexy but scary at the same time.
Walked him through to my kitchen, paperwork done straight away. Nothing was said he immediately got behind me kissing my  neck as he unfastened his trousers and wow he was already solid as a rock! Just after I'd bent forward over my breakfast bar as I reached for the condom I sensed something at my "lady entry" then I could already feel him penetrate me I was surprised how fast he managed to find it I quickly straightened back up to get him out of me I pushed him away annoyed I told him no no no you must use this condom.

I told him a few words. Not a word from him no sorry nothing he looked at me as if its all not a problem. He casually put the condom on, got behind me again he mostly pounded away hard at me for like 5 minutes before he came, off with the condom pulled his trousers up he said "thank you" and left, no goodbye kiss hug or anything. As I closed the door I was like... oooooookaaaayy! odd!

He paid me for 30 minutes, he was gone in 10.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: xxxtinyxxx on 20 February 2016, 08:40:38 pm
Last booking i had was last night. Outcall to a regular of mine, very old, no teeth, huge HAIRY dog did i mention the huge HAIRY dog (who hates me).

Same scenario, same conversations as every single time - mainly about him, how great he is, how great his dog and car is  ::)

All very charming lol. He is actually alright just loves himself a bit too much which is a total pet hate of mine!

xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 20 February 2016, 11:07:06 pm
4 hours with a virgin in his 20s. Even got a sizable bonus for actually managing to get him off (apparently he's tried two other times with two other ladies and it was a perpetual limpdick town). As a person who loves to take people's V-cards, I'm vibrating with good mood right now.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sinead on 21 February 2016, 07:44:06 am
Mid 20s guy requesting my kinky services... Wanted to be fucked with a strap-on. Called himself a "housewife" during the session. Certainly a weirdo but he was respectful and nice.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: tialucas on 21 February 2016, 11:10:20 am
 :) A guy mid 50s polite, shy and very sweet
likes his nipples licked and a slow but quick bit of sex
he didn't even know he had cum  :P
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 23 February 2016, 03:09:05 pm
New client, absolute gent, polite respectful stuck firmly to my limits and checked in I was okay. (sub booking)

Paid immediately without having to mention it. Extremely good with his tongue, fingers and cock and tried anal for the first time with me. Good at that too. Rarely if ever orgasm with clients but did this time and hard. Had a quick chat afterwards and was easy to talk to and laugh with and left right on time.

 :) :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 24 February 2016, 01:16:54 pm
A sub booking with a new Dom client who I was convinced was a timewaster. Paid for half an hour, was in and out in 20 minutes. Butt play, spanking, fisted me and I squirted like a fountain  :o it was good fun but he kept pushing for services he knew damn well I don't offer so he's not coming near me again. I feel like he would push my boundaries harder on a longer booking and if I was spacing I would be less likely to hold firm.

Also saw a very pleasant and nice regular before him. No sex, lots of oral and a funny chat about his recent  tinder dates lol.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 26 February 2016, 05:47:29 pm
I had a lovely outcall the other day with a new client. As soon as I arrived I was met with a huge smile, a hug and kiss before attending to the money.

He immediately stripped off and suggested I do the same before jumping into bed for a cuddle and a kiss. He then proceeded to give me the best oral I've ever had, I don't remember the last time someone made me orgasm that quickly! I returned the favour and then we switched positions a bit and he asked if he could cum over me which I was fine with. He then proceeded to lick it off me and tried to kiss me - there are some things I just can't go at times and despite my best efforts, I spat his cum back out all over him! Thankfully he seen the funny side and we had a laugh about it...I can feel myself trying not to wretch even as I write this :-X

We got ourselves cleaned up, we enjoyed a glass of red, had a nice chat and then I made my way. He's asked to see me again so he obviously wasn't too put off by me!  ;D despite my little incident, I had a brilliant time with him so all good.

The night prior to that I had another outcall with a guy who due to clashing work schedules I've never been able to meet in the last year since his initial contact. He asked me over but said he didn't want anything sexual, just company which is a bonus. Anyway, the short of it is, I got paid to sit around with this really hot guy and playing with his pet rabbit for a couple of hours. Probably my strangest meet yet in terms of it not feeling like work but great fun and great company.  ;D

Xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 26 February 2016, 06:45:56 pm
Really smelly young man from Bangladesh for an hour. Kept licking my nipples while staring at me pulling a weird face. Breath stank so no French kissing which he complained about profusely. Didn't bother to wash his cock after a piss so no OWO, complained, told him to go in the shower which was refused for a second time, yet he scrubbed himself clean once the booking was over. Why are they minging, dirty and stinking on arrival and refuse a shower when they expect a full service yet shower to an inch of their life before they leave? Grrr
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 26 February 2016, 06:51:42 pm
Really smelly young man from Bangladesh for an hour. Kept licking my nipples while staring at me pulling a weird face. Breath stank so no French kissing which he complained about profusely. Didn't bother to wash his cock after a piss so no OWO, complained, told him to go in the shower which was refused for a second time, yet he scrubbed himself clean once the booking was over. Why are they minging, dirty and stinking on arrival and refuse a shower when they expect a full service yet shower to an inch of their life before they leave? Grrr

Yuk yuk yuk, yeh like they are washing the dirtiness of being with a 'pro' away......

Not been doing many bookings lately but latest today.  I prefer an intimate GFE or Roleplay/Sub/dom play.  This guy asked for mild dom but clearly when I questioned him he didn't have much of a clue so I had to kind of improvise as what normally worked with my Sub guys wasn't working with him.  More impersonal than I like but his call, no kissing or anything.  I got a strong impression he was one who was overly concerned about 'catching something' since he didn't even touch me downunder and refused sex,(still at least he didn't bang on about it): came by protected oral and anal play (fine by me!) tho kinda repetative and tiring.

He seemed happy enough anyway when he left.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 26 February 2016, 07:56:12 pm
I don't know what it is recently but my last 3 bookings.... they have all had things for kicking my throat.  Like ... up and down below my chin.my last booking kept locking my arm pit too. Lovely guy maybe a little too confident but fun all the same xxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 26 February 2016, 08:05:00 pm
I don't know what it is recently but my last 3 bookings.... they have all had things for kicking my throat.  Like ... up and down below my chin.my last booking kept locking my arm pit too. Lovely guy maybe a little too confident but fun all the same xxx

I love a good typo!  :D I'm not really into being licked, or kicked for that matter.

Had a guy I used to see quite often who loved to lick my face, by the time I left our outcalls it looked like I'd had my head flushed down the toilet. Soon put an end to that!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 27 February 2016, 07:19:23 am
I don't know what it is recently but my last 3 bookings.... they have all had things for kicking my throat.  Like ... up and down below my chin.my last booking kept locking my arm pit too. Lovely guy maybe a little too confident but fun all the same xxx

I love a good typo!

I didn't catch onto the fact that it was a typo and was mildly terrified at first. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 27 February 2016, 10:26:39 am
I don't know what it is recently but my last 3 bookings.... they have all had things for kicking my throat.  Like ... up and down below my chin.my last booking kept locking my arm pit too. Lovely guy maybe a little too confident but fun all the same xxx

I love a good typo!  :D I'm not really into being licked, or kicked for that matter.

Had a guy I used to see quite often who loved to lick my face, by the time I left our outcalls it looked like I'd had my head flushed down the toilet. Soon put an end to that!


No no no I meant locking my armpits!  because of he was a large guy and kept llickg my neck my arm kept sticking /locking for being up for long
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 27 February 2016, 02:37:42 pm
I don't know what it is recently but my last 3 bookings.... they have all had things for kicking my throat.  Like ... up and down below my chin.my last booking kept locking my arm pit too. Lovely guy maybe a little too confident but fun all the same xxx

I love a good typo!  :D I'm not really into being licked, or kicked for that matter.

Had a guy I used to see quite often who loved to lick my face, by the time I left our outcalls it looked like I'd had my head flushed down the toilet. Soon put an end to that!


No no no I meant locking my armpits!  because of he was a large guy and kept llickg my neck my arm kept sticking /locking for being up for long

Chuckling here :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 27 February 2016, 03:15:20 pm
I think I'm fairly tolerant with men (when I am actually with them haha) but the licking the face bit is just too much. I think I would have to ask them what the f they were doing. I'd have to.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: candystarbbw on 29 February 2016, 11:25:36 am
Nice guy. It was just a 20 min coffee meet obviously he paid for my time. Will be meeting him on the weekend.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 02 March 2016, 08:02:52 pm
Last booking was with a young, pretty quiet guy. I thought it was a little unsuccessful and awkward, really not feeling on the ball today so I've cancelled the rest of my bookings. He just text to say it was fantastic though so maybe it wasn't as awkward as I thought? I don't know. I've just been left feeling rather strange after it. Hope tomorrow is more enjoyable!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 02 March 2016, 08:22:57 pm
Last booking was with a young, pretty quiet guy. I thought it was a little unsuccessful and awkward, really not feeling on the ball today so I've cancelled the rest of my bookings. He just text to say it was fantastic though so maybe it wasn't as awkward as I thought? I don't know. I've just been left feeling rather strange after it. Hope tomorrow is more enjoyable!

Yeh wierd isn't it I sometimes get bookings like that where it feels laboured, and they tell me after how fantastic it was!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 02 March 2016, 08:29:26 pm
Last booking was with a young, pretty quiet guy. I thought it was a little unsuccessful and awkward, really not feeling on the ball today so I've cancelled the rest of my bookings. He just text to say it was fantastic though so maybe it wasn't as awkward as I thought? I don't know. I've just been left feeling rather strange after it. Hope tomorrow is more enjoyable!

Yeh wierd isn't it I sometimes get bookings like that where it feels laboured, and they tell me after how fantastic it was!
It wasn't anything that he done wrong I don't think, just me not really feeling myself. I was expecting a bad review so I'm pretty relieved
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 03 March 2016, 07:14:31 pm
My last customer was quite a hot chinese guy, the only customer I've had so far that I've been a bit attracted to! He was really nice too
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 04 March 2016, 10:20:05 am
My last client was a large black American man working over from New York. (Looked a little like James earl Jones ) we did a lingerie photoshoot with a bit of boob and but and then OWO.  Plus it was definitely in the nicest hotel I worked at, 5* London... I mean the bathrooms with marble with heated toilets?! Xxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 04 March 2016, 04:39:40 pm
Nice guy. It was just a 20 min coffee meet obviously he paid for my time. Will be meeting him on the weekend.


I'm just curious to how this works...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lushblossom on 04 March 2016, 05:07:37 pm
I had a guy today who I have seen twice before.  He likes half hour, involving a good suck then anal action.

Finished off with a cuppa tea at the end.  He is the only client that ever wanted a cup of tea after sex!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 04 March 2016, 05:26:12 pm
Half hour of constant sex! He was quite big as well so now I'm a bit tender. He didn't even get to finish as his time was well and truly up (and slightly over actually) lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 04 March 2016, 07:39:57 pm
Guy in his forties, perfectly polite in the run up to the booking, arrived and first thing he did was complain it was too hot. Ok so maybe he had a point since its hard to regulate the temperature with storage heating!

Anyway actual booking fine. But after, just making conversation he starts boring on about how the 'Poles' are the sole reason a certain area a few miles away is run down, they are in gangs intimidating people apparantly.  I politely disagreed but then he started banging on about how another area that I actually lived in (he didn't know that) was awful and how wierd the people were (which is totally untrue never heard anyone else say this!), but at this point I just thought I'll shut up and get him out the door asap.

What was a pleasant actual booking turned into a pile of racist crap so I couldn't wait to get rid of him!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 04 March 2016, 11:16:38 pm
Just finished 10 minutes ago. It was with a pleasant couple, how much fun it was. Although the woman was nervous who soon relaxed and has got the magic wand on her mind now.  :) Couple bookings are growing on me.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 05 March 2016, 07:55:42 am
I had a good rare one last night.

Had 5 clients yesterday, friday, 2 of them was after 8pm. A half hour at 8pm then this guy wanted me for an hour at 10pm.

He was really nice actually a proper gent. He was deaf though, age 30ish with a black athletic gym body.
Hardly any talk went on (tried it, wasn't happening) just talk of my extra's he wanted.
Amazing in bed! I don't like it when they take ages to cum but he really knew how to use it. After his 2nd round I checked for the time his time was up by 20 minutes I'd lost complete track of time. I didn't ask him to he then paid me for a 2nd hour. He was hard again 15 minutes before his time was up I was like OMG! I let him... another 20+ minutes before he came for a 3rd time the sweat was dripping off him. I gave him the 3rd hour for free as everything about him was so lovely, except for his cock was a bit of a punisher.

After he left and I had a shower I was so worn out, the bed was all wet I couldn't be bothered to put clean sheets on. I crashed on my sofa (its big and comfy!). This morning it was just as if I had an hangover lol, after I stood up and walked around my legs were a little wobbly and feeling very tender inside...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 08 March 2016, 10:19:36 am
I had a guy today who I have seen twice before.  He likes half hour, involving a good suck then anal action.

Finished off with a cuppa tea at the end.  He is the only client that ever wanted a cup of tea after sex!
I had a guy want this once. Not only that but he wanted to take it downstairs, with the cats!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kazzle on 08 March 2016, 10:39:44 am
My last booking was with my most regular regular. He gave me 6 tiny bantam eggs as a present. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 08 March 2016, 07:28:12 pm
Under 1 minute of intense pummeling, 1minute of hand/mouth until climax..followed by 118 minutes of putting the world to rights ( subjects including complaining in shops/recycling/neighbours ( not the show ) cancer and heat waves.

 A very broadchurch for sure and my very favourite type of booking  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 08 March 2016, 08:16:18 pm
My last booking with a client I haven't seen for over a year and he used to be my favourite one!!! The session involved being chained up spanked and whipped, him using vibrators and toys to make me cum , rubbing and licking his nipples for ages, and dressing up because he has a thing for pants so I tried are lots of outfits and lots of Calvin Klein underwear which I left with (worth well over ?300) ^.^ Was a 6 hour booking and very pleasant one  xxxc
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 09 March 2016, 04:55:48 pm
An absolutely lovely guy.  Model client in terms of communication/screening.  Young, black, *really* sexy, clever, funny, kind and generous. Gave me like 4 orgasms, and a whole mountain of gifts - prosecco, flowers, macaroons from Patisserie Valerie, a really good book, some posh body oil and some burts bees hand cream.

Time ran over by about half an hour and I would have stayed longer if I hadn't had to check out of my hotel.  Kinda glad that dude doesn't live here in London because I could end up liking him a dangerous amount!!  :o

Perfect end to what's been a really shitty hotel stint. I hope he comes back  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 09 March 2016, 10:03:30 pm
My last booking was a nice guy with a big prince albert piercing. I've not had sex with a guy with one of those before! felt quite nice
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Wee blondie on 09 March 2016, 10:09:29 pm
My last booking was with a regular this evening and I came twice, fucking brilliant   :D ;D he never normally fails but specifically tonight, they were really good ones, EXACTLY what I've been needing this week to perk me up...!!
So I'm a happy girl tonight lol :) xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 14 March 2016, 06:27:18 pm
city boy popped in on his lunch break.  Said on the phone he wasn't sure if he wanted an hour or a half, I suggested a half and he said ok.  He came in, was very concerned about discretion, felt me up, fingered me, wanked over my face and left! He seemed worried about sexual health so didn't want OWO, which I said was absolutely fine, but he seemed scared of me touching him at all!!

A bit weird to be honest but he was in and out in 15 minutes. Probably the easiest ?100 I've ever made.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 14 March 2016, 06:58:40 pm
I'm jealous of you girls that have orgasms with customers! It has never happened for me so far  :-\
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 15 March 2016, 07:33:45 pm
Aw, just had the loveliest customer ever! Arrived right on time, left right on time, clean, polite, was really sweet and gentle and easy to please, didn't ask me any personal questions. Perfect customer! Why can't they all be like this??
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: angelastar on 16 March 2016, 06:46:56 pm
had a good one today....

nice massage session followed by some oral - and once he popped he then returned the favour and I could have lay there for some time...

just the right pressure and get into the rythym.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 16 March 2016, 09:45:42 pm
After a few text exchanges a lovely guy arrived this afternoon, clean polite handsome and non demanding...Lovely relaxing time with a very very nice man  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: lady c on 17 March 2016, 09:37:46 pm
most are lovely but even the rest get well, " involved" my last I have seen only a few times he is very quiet, deep and does everything in slow motion, especially today a very slow motion ha. Half hr booking stood for 15 mins just kissing an caressing yes in s l o w  m o t i o n. The rest was well in slow motion as well, I  definately had to lead to the end and say we need to finish off lol.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 17 March 2016, 09:51:42 pm
I got interrogated last night by guy I have seen before who wanted to know which type of escort I was:

a) the type 'desperate for money' who was abused as a child
b) the type who really enjoys sex and this job is a way to get a variety of it

He reckoned b).

I allowed him to retain his fantasy which is helped him to stay hard, do his thing and then get out of my face.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: OFFS on 17 March 2016, 10:16:04 pm
I'm jealous of you girls that have orgasms with customers! It has never happened for me so far  :-\

I usually just ask to them to finger me while I rub my clit and take something out of my wank bank memory and it works for me. I found in the early days, I was cumming lots but now it requires my imagination. My regs know what to do and what works so I can relax and have fun too....otherwise its faking all the way
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 18 March 2016, 12:16:18 pm
I got interrogated last night by guy I have seen before who wanted to know which type of escort I was:

a) the type 'desperate for money' who was abused as a child
b) the type who really enjoys sex and this job is a way to get a variety of it

He reckoned b).

I allowed him to retain his fantasy which is helped him to stay hard, do his thing and then get out of my face.

What a total dick.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: angelastar on 18 March 2016, 04:48:16 pm
ive had this twice and on both times ive shown them the door - like who the fuck do they think they are ? I do this for my own choice and I make a living from it, Im not damaged goods and I certainly dont do it as im sex mad and want cock all the time.

its a way that fits in with what I want to do and gives me a decent wage. its harassment for them to come in and talk like that, tey wouldnt get away with talking to a dentist, cleaner, or mechanic like that.

Go take your power trip else where. Oh and remember its you thats paying ME to wank you, what is it thats wrong with you that you are needing to pay me for some sexual gratification ? fuckwittery of the 1st order indeed.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 18 March 2016, 05:33:12 pm
I need he was needing to ease his conscience because he is a psychologist and paying for intimate relations doesn't sit well with him. He thinks he knows everything about escort motivations when, actually, he knows nothing.

Keep taking the money dears!  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Wee blondie on 18 March 2016, 06:14:57 pm
I'm jealous of you girls that have orgasms with customers! It has never happened for me so far  :-\
It doesn't happen that much tbh...
I have one regular who never fails though, and I think (apart from his super "skills" lol) is probably because I feel totally comfortable with him too..
On my birthday earlier this week though, there was a real treat at my door! He was gorgeous, attentive and reeeally turned me on, fab!! #bonus lol  :-*
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 18 March 2016, 07:23:22 pm
I'm jealous of you girls that have orgasms with customers! It has never happened for me so far  :-\
It doesn't happen that much tbh...
I have one regular who never fails though, and I think (apart from his super "skills" lol) is probably because I feel totally comfortable with him too..
On my birthday earlier this week though, there was a real treat at my door! He was gorgeous, attentive and reeeally turned me on, fab!! #bonus lol  :-*

I've come sortof close a few times but I always feel really aware of the time ticking so can't relax enough
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Wee blondie on 18 March 2016, 08:25:27 pm
I've come sortof close a few times but I always feel really aware of the time ticking so can't relax enough
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I come close quite a lot lol! But this 1 guy booked me for a second hour once, after the first as he'd cum 3x and me not once..
He spent that whole second hour trying to make me cum, manually, toys...the works! But I couldn't  :-[ was actually embarrassing, for both of us  :-\ I just CANNOT if I'm on the spot because the guy is really trying, or if I'm not relaxed enough etc.. I try not to think about the clock as that will always make the booking feel longer- unless it's a half hour and he wants me to cum in that time- I usually say I can't in half an hour, can take me well over 20 minutes to cum! (truth) 
I always find the main point my mind wanders in a booking is when he goes down on me?! I find myself thinking "stay on task ffs, stay on task and be 'responsive'" hahaha! I'm busy thinking about what I need from the shops or what's for tea if I'm receiving crap or even mediocre oral lol- does anyone else get this when its "your turn" to cum  :o :-X lol!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Wee blondie on 18 March 2016, 08:27:31 pm
Dunno how I ff'd up that quote K47 lol x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 18 March 2016, 09:48:58 pm
I've come sortof close a few times but I always feel really aware of the time ticking so can't relax enough
I come close quite a lot lol! But this 1 guy booked me for a second hour once, after the first as he'd cum 3x and me not once..
He spent that whole second hour trying to make me cum, manually, toys...the works! But I couldn't  :-[ was actually embarrassing, for both of us  :-\ I just CANNOT if I'm on the spot because the guy is really trying, or if I'm not relaxed enough etc.. I try not to think about the clock as that will always make the booking feel longer- unless it's a half hour and he wants me to cum in that time- I usually say I can't in half an hour, can take me well over 20 minutes to cum! (truth) 
I always find the main point my mind wanders in a booking is when he goes down on me?! I find myself thinking "stay on task ffs, stay on task and be 'responsive'" hahaha! I'm busy thinking about what I need from the shops or what's for tea if I'm receiving crap or even mediocre oral lol- does anyone else get this when its "your turn" to cum  :o :-X lol!
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Yes, I was watching Adele on the TV today in the background (craning my neck a bit) when he was down in the cottage garden  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Wee blondie on 19 March 2016, 01:53:38 am
 ;D hahaha  ::) xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 19 March 2016, 09:56:02 pm
Omg! It just happened I had my first orgasm with a customer! haha. He was very good in bed and funny and nice made me feel relaxed and then he went down on me for AGES and it happened. Wooohoo!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BlaqHarlot on 19 March 2016, 11:14:59 pm
Omg! It just happened I had my first orgasm with a customer! haha. He was very good in bed and funny and nice made me feel relaxed and then he went down on me for AGES and it happened. Wooohoo!
Go girl! Hahaha. It feels great right? My first ever orgasm was with my first ever client on my first day escorting, be was in his 70s and the thought kind of made me feel funny knowing a guy 50+ years my senior could do that LOL!

I've had a few clients make me orgasm through oral and a client who was the first person to make me squirt I was so embarrassed when it happened I kept apologising lol!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BlaqHarlot on 19 March 2016, 11:20:05 pm
Last booking as Thursday, new client, had emailed me a few times over the past year to arrange but I was always fully booked or busy.

Nice guy, chatty, made me feel at ease, but kissing him was awful, good kisser but his breath was not nice! It was the kind of breath someone might get when they haven't brushed their teeth all day or when they haven't eaten all day just nasty! Said he as staying in the hotel for two nights on business, not an ounce of toothpaste on the bathroom or any toiletries anywhere! They would've been in the wardrobe but I was thinking "I hope he doesn't stink down there" thankfully he didn't but was hair as fuck! Twice I got a piece of hair stuck in my teeth and had to discreetly pull it out whilst sucking him off, then we were kissing and I felt another pubic hair on my lip we!

Then we got down to sex, okay. He was big, didn't really know how to use it and I did mention I'm tight and he will have to be a little more gentle so I can get used to him, when I bent over for doggy he shoved it in me and the pain! That kind of pain when it's a little too deep! Ouch!!!!

All in all a difficult one and quite annoying. Has texted me since calling me gorgeous and how he can't stop thinking about the fun and wants to meet again, I haven't replied lol.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: cherryfcuk on 19 March 2016, 11:54:38 pm
This wasn't my last but my 3rd of the day....

this poor guy i dint think he met an escort before. first pop was over in like 10 mins. then we sent the best park of 50 mins getting the wee fella up then he whips out his phone a puts on the porn. Chinese porn. at this point im past caring.
he was running late then forgot the money so sent home over the road to cash machine so had my schedule all fucked up.
then begs to stay i told him over time already. he say im breaking his confidence. Oh god its not my problem you cant cum twice i tried my best. Grr.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Wee blondie on 20 March 2016, 12:23:44 am
Omg! It just happened I had my first orgasm with a customer! haha. He was very good in bed and funny and nice made me feel relaxed and then he went down on me for AGES and it happened. Wooohoo!
Hahaha yasss on ya go girl!!  ;D  ;D long may it continue!! X
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 20 March 2016, 05:20:15 pm
My last booking wierded me out a bit.  Older guy booked for 4.30 today.  Even during the phone call he sounded totally bored and disinterested and I found myself thinking...why is he booking me then.

Anyway he arrives and its all very mechanical and about as un-GFE as could be (not my gig really)  We are on the bed and he tells me first that I'm formal and makes it sound like a complaint.  I'm always really friendly and polite  ??? then he says I'm not really in the mood now, I was this morning  so I'm thinking so why tf did you contact me this afternoon and book me then and a little later as we are doing the business he says I don't normally go for 40 year olds and I'm thinking yeh you are 60 if you are day bet you go for teenagers.

I somehow managed to stay polite through all this.  Strangely he was complimenting me as well on my appearance etc but also being really nosy asking things like have you had children and so how old are you, no I mean how old are you really

I'm thinking none of your ffing business, jesus!  Also made it clear by inferrence and actions that there was a reason why he didn't want to give or receive oral  :FF

Wierd thing is I found myself wanting to giggle, he was so ridiculous, I literally didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 20 March 2016, 07:24:51 pm
My last booking wierded me out a bit.  Older guy booked for 4.30 today.  Even during the phone call he sounded totally bored and disinterested and I found myself thinking...why is he booking me then.

Anyway he arrives and its all very mechanical and about as un-GFE as could be (not my gig really)  We are on the bed and he tells me first that I'm formal and makes it sound like a complaint.  I'm always really friendly and polite  ??? then he says I'm not really in the mood now, I was this morning  so I'm thinking so why tf did you contact me this afternoon and book me then and a little later as we are doing the business he says I don't normally go for 40 year olds and I'm thinking yeh you are 60 if you are day bet you go for teenagers.

I somehow managed to stay polite through all this.  Strangely he was complimenting me as well on my appearance etc but also being really nosy asking things like have you had children and so how old are you, no I mean how old are you really

I'm thinking none of your ffing business, jesus!  Also made it clear by inferrence and actions that there was a reason why he didn't want to give or receive oral  :FF

Wierd thing is I found myself wanting to giggle, he was so ridiculous, I literally didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh.

Crikey he sounds like hard work  ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 20 March 2016, 09:52:38 pm
Jezabel, sounds to me like he has a chip on his shoulder. Next time he texts, ask him if he'd like fish with it.

xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 20 March 2016, 10:26:10 pm
My last booking wierded me out a bit.  Older guy booked for 4.30 today.  Even during the phone call he sounded totally bored and disinterested and I found myself thinking...why is he booking me then.

Anyway he arrives and its all very mechanical and about as un-GFE as could be (not my gig really)  We are on the bed and he tells me first that I'm formal and makes it sound like a complaint.  I'm always really friendly and polite  ??? then he says I'm not really in the mood now, I was this morning  so I'm thinking so why tf did you contact me this afternoon and book me then and a little later as we are doing the business he says I don't normally go for 40 year olds and I'm thinking yeh you are 60 if you are day bet you go for teenagers.

I somehow managed to stay polite through all this.  Strangely he was complimenting me as well on my appearance etc but also being really nosy asking things like have you had children and so how old are you, no I mean how old are you really

I'm thinking none of your ffing business, jesus!  Also made it clear by inferrence and actions that there was a reason why he didn't want to give or receive oral  :FF

Wierd thing is I found myself wanting to giggle, he was so ridiculous, I literally didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh.

He sounds similar to a regular I used to have when I worked in a strip club, he was always asking personal questions like that then not believing me, it was really odd, like 'how old are you? (i was 22 at the time) no youre not youre at least 28! have you had any children (no) yes you have I can tell!!!" but then hed always come in and buy an hour with me so.. god knows haha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 22 March 2016, 12:07:52 am
one of my last bookings was a tall slim irish guy (day after st.paddys) just got off the plane from Ireland (literally) . He was very sweet and very polite, had a shower and drink. Got into the bedroom, asked what i was okay with and DAYMNNNNN this guy was dominant in bed!! A very nice surprise , just what i needed after a shitty week! xx
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Post by: Aussie Male Escort on 22 March 2016, 01:25:19 am
I had a duo booking with a couple today where the guy was with the female escort and I was with his wife. At the end of the booking he asked me if I wanted to buy a gun.. I politely declined. I think I just screwed the wife of a black market arms dealer  :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 22 March 2016, 10:37:29 am
Jezabel, sounds to me like he has a chip on his shoulder. Next time he texts, ask him if he'd like fish with it.

xx

Yeh you can say that again. More of a boulder on the shoulder  ::)

And yeh extremely hard work.  Ohhh my diary will be full should he contact me again, what a shame...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 22 March 2016, 12:00:42 pm
Horrid booking.21 year old who had emailed asking if I saw guys his age and race,told him I was fine with that.Told me he wanted to play with my boobs and have a bj/hj so a fairly standard gfe as far as I knew.Turned up abit late made it obvious he didn't want to kiss,told me my age (37)was a turn on and asked if I was born in 1978.told me I was better looking than my pics...asked me to sit on his lap...then asked me to stand up and show him my big arse (I really don't have that big an arse but he kept commenting on it.He pulled my cheeks apart and stuck his face in between then kept giving me like orders.Bend over,take that off do this do that.Basically objectifying me which I can cope with if I know that is what they are into not so much when I am not expecting it.Anyway gave him oral and a titwank for abit.Then he said he wanted to use the bathroom.He came out and said it was time to have a look at 'this'I asked if he meant my vagina.He then sort of picked at it and pulled it apart and examined it then said he couldn't go through with the booking.I just said ok and let him get dressed not sure if he expected any money back but it wasn't going to happen!He told me it wasn't my fault he was just too nervous.I don't think he was nervous I think I wasn't acting humiliated enough for him and he was pissed off because he couldn't get a rise out of me.Silly twat paid me ?80 for 45 mins and left after 30 mins.I wouldn't see him again for double that.Horrible bloke with a shitty attitude.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 22 March 2016, 01:06:02 pm
And my booking after that?Lovely.Older bloke wanted to give me lots of oral and an hj at the end.Sweet,polite and up for a good time.Perfect.What a contrast!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 22 March 2016, 02:24:08 pm
And my booking after that?Lovely.Older bloke wanted to give me lots of oral and an hj at the end.Sweet,polite and up for a good time.Perfect.What a contrast!

Yeh thank god for bookings like that. After my awful one (and a few other shitty ones this month) I had an awesome guy yesterday who wanted mild dom, and was so lovely and appreciate. Plus he gave me a 20% tip!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 23 March 2016, 01:51:35 am
Horrid booking.21 year old who had emailed asking if I saw guys his age and race,told him I was fine with that... He came out and said it was time to have a look at 'this'I asked if he meant my vagina.He then sort of picked at it and pulled it apart and examined it then said he couldn't go through with the booking.I just said ok and let him get dressed not sure if he expected any money back but it wasn't going to happen!He told me it wasn't my fault he was just too nervous.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was a virgin.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 23 March 2016, 09:30:17 am
Horrid booking.21 year old who had emailed asking if I saw guys his age and race,told him I was fine with that... He came out and said it was time to have a look at 'this'I asked if he meant my vagina.He then sort of picked at it and pulled it apart and examined it then said he couldn't go through with the booking.I just said ok and let him get dressed not sure if he expected any money back but it wasn't going to happen!He told me it wasn't my fault he was just too nervous.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was a virgin.
Well with that sort of attitude towards women he will probably be staying one for a long time.I've seen genuine virgins and although nervous they didn't behave in such a cold almost detached way.Quite the opposite.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Fabulassie on 23 March 2016, 10:07:40 am
He's probably one of those guys who reads sites that talk about the "red pill" (a reference from The Matrix used by odd young fellows on sites like The Return of Kings.) He probably literally thought that he could purchase the opportunity to treat a woman badly and wanted you to know what he was doing.

I probably would have laughed at him.

I had a guy yesterday who had an odd mood about him. He ordered me to get on the bed and I just kept laughing and saying, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that?" until he finally smiled and said, "Could you get on the bed, please?" As it turned out, he was having a really bad day as his wife had discovered his affair and his head was all messed up. He admitted defeat in regards to impotency and left early.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 23 March 2016, 08:24:04 pm
Just had a pretty odd customer, he was really nervous, said it was his first time.. commented how there's a mosque near me and he felt like he was 'doing something bad' (he was asian). He wouldn't take off his clothes for ages, just wanted me to spread my legs and let him stare at me for ages. Then he wanted me to stroke his balls for about 20 minutes. Then quick blowjob. Then when he left he said I'm amazing and he'l come back. Err.. alright then haha. felt like I barely did anything really!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 23 March 2016, 11:02:48 pm
Just had a pretty odd customer, he was really nervous, said it was his first time.. commented how there's a mosque near me and he felt like he was 'doing something bad' (he was asian). He wouldn't take off his clothes for ages, just wanted me to spread my legs and let him stare at me for ages. Then he wanted me to stroke his balls for about 20 minutes. Then quick blowjob. Then when he left he said I'm amazing and he'l come back. Err.. alright then haha. felt like I barely did anything really!

Situations like this are one of the reasons I just decided not to see Asian clients (on the whole). Too many muslims I've dealt with, even if it is a very small proportion of them as a whole, in sexual situations have bizarre, even scary attitudes, some of them particularly towards white women. I just can't be doing with it, sorry.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: amy on 23 March 2016, 11:10:54 pm
Well since not all Asian people are Muslim, not all Muslims are Asian and a weird attitude to women isn't restricted to either or any other group of people it's not a particularly logical basis for discriminating against anyone but, as ever, each to their own.

Where it doesn't belong and will not continue is on this thread or anywhere else on this board. Any further posts continuing along these lines will be removed, since we have about dozen locked threads for people to refer to already.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 24 March 2016, 04:41:34 pm
Last booking:

He was Dad and I was Step Daughter.

He told me we had great chemistry (I don't think so mate) and when he came (finally) he started growling.

Worrying.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 27 March 2016, 10:52:58 pm
Typical suburban west london young-ish lad.  He said he had booked a hotel room for us and when I turned up it was the most scummy, sleazy, halfway-house kind of place I had ever seen, I thought those places only existed in films!!! He kept apologising saying he was sorry it was so shit, I just laughed and thought well I'm not coming back here!!

He was a bit of a douchebag. Tried to go in bareback which I immediately stopped, and he was like 'yeah yeah of course get a rubber thats fine!' so I did. Then he whined about it and I said well sorry it's a non-negotiable. and he's all oh yeah of course of course darling. But maybe we can stop using them when we get to know each other? I just smiled and said I always play safe.  He didn't push it any further. During sex he kept making me promise I wouldn't forget about him?!

Then afterwards he was saying 'you're too normal to do this job, you're like a really nice normal cool girl, you and I would be just hanging out and stuff if we met in a bar', then said to ring him if I ever want to hang out with him  ::) kept quizzing me on why I don't have a boyfriend and why I do this job and how come I'm so normal, then proceeded to slag off the women hes fucked saying "they were all really super gorgeous but couldn't fuck like you can" UGH. Jesus Christ I was glad I was only there for half an hour.  I must be good at my job if he thought I would want to spend time with him for free.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 29 March 2016, 01:05:41 pm
I was working a slow day at [a parlour] and my last client of the day was a tall middle aged balled man. GOREGOUS!!!! Wanted a realistic GFE  for a 30 min booking. Was fun, oral both ways and tickling!  First guy to INSIST on Oral with a condom because he was sensitive! Really lovely guy, such a nice end to a very slowwww bank holiday work day! x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_boo1 on 30 March 2016, 01:20:48 pm
Well today I received a call from a gent who had googled silk sheets and had come across my name on AW, so he phoned and said he had a fantasy which involved sheets, so yes I said I could provide them for our meet, anyway, the door went and there stood an elderly version of the milky bar kid (early 60's) anyway I greeted him and showed him to the bedroom where he handed me a black silk negligee that he wanted me to wear (turned out it was what his wife wore on their wedding night 40 years previously) so I went to the toilet to change so he could get the full effect, anyway, I returned from bathroom to find him naked - shagging the sheets!!!! yep it wasn't me he wanted it was the sheets. 
I then took another sheet and put it on top of him and proceeded to give him a full body massage while he shagged my bed. once he came I asked if he enjoyed it and his reply was oh yes, but now can we act out my fantasy lol ;D  So curiosity got the better of me and I said yes, and he then opened up his bag and pulled out a kingsize silk duvet cover and asked me to get inside. By this time I was nearly in stitches but he was a gentle old guy so though feck it, im doing this as I want to see where it goes, anyway I climbed in and so did he, he then proceeded to hand me a pair of long black silk gloves which he then placed on his face and he wanked himself off with a little pink ribbon  :D :D :D   after wards I said to him did you enjoy that and he replied yes as it had been a fantasy for over 40 years but he could never ask his wife to do it,  I then suggested that next time he could wear a pair of my silk crotchless knickers and have some real fun, his reply sent me over the edge - he said - honey I wear them Monday to Friday so its not much of a kink for me anymore lol, - yep you guessed it I couldn't keep in in any longer and was nearly wetting myself laughing lol,
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gracious on 31 March 2016, 12:17:08 am
Bahahahahahha!!!!!

So dope!!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 31 March 2016, 09:23:15 am
That's the best thing I've heard all week!! Xxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 31 March 2016, 03:27:54 pm
A late 50s bloke who in two long phone calls told me he was a convincing cross dresser. Cue Bet Lynch turning up in leather mini skirt, leopard print top, lacy knickers, suspenders etc. - all smelling heavily of mothballs/charity shops...  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 02 April 2016, 10:35:48 pm
Kissed me for about  25 minutes no breaks for air. At one point I thought I was going to suffocate.

What on earth do they get out of that?

After all the licking for Britain, I got the old 'will you do an overnight' nonsense and 'can you text me a bit this week' shite.

Got in my car and foot to the floor. Get me the fuck home.

A great evening haha

 :-*
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 02 April 2016, 10:37:18 pm
A late 50s bloke who in two long phone calls told me he was a convincing cross dresser. Cue Bet Lynch turning up in leather mini skirt, leopard print top, lacy knickers, suspenders etc. - all smelling heavily of mothballs/charity shops...  ::)

That would scare the shit out of me :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gracious on 09 April 2016, 05:55:58 pm
My last booking was my first!!!!!!

Met at his house for 1 hour. Kissing (if you could call it that) was pretty awful and then he just took off all my clothes one time which I found extremely mechanical but he was a gentlemen so cant complain.

When I left, I felt amazing! So many endorphins loooooool
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 09 April 2016, 07:49:39 pm
With a regular I've been seeing since I started 5 years ago.Turned out I was his first escort so we were new together.Booked for an hour had 2 rather fast and frantic shags and then he cheekily asked for another quick pop with about 30 seconds to the end.Told him he had 1 minute to titwank which he loves and blow me he managed it lol!So 3 pops in total then a chat and a laugh while he showered and got dressed.Nice guy and quite funny.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 10 April 2016, 11:52:03 am
Guy in his mid to late 30's I'd guess a bit short but quite good looking. He was really polite and well spoken said he was a teacher but didn't really ask what he teaches. He booked an hour and after showering he jumped on me like a wild animal and picked me up he had me up against the wall was about 10-15 minutes of him really into it until he popped then he turned into a dead fish lol. He actually fell asleep for a while! I offered to make him some green tea which he accepted and we chatted for a bit. He decided to shower and leave about 25 minutes early and didn't complain about giving me money for an hour. Said he'd like to see me again but maybe next time he won't stretch his expectations of how long he needs to get himself off lol.

It was a decent booking in all. It was kind of rough but not in an "ow!" hurty way more of a passion sort of thing.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BlaqHarlot on 10 April 2016, 02:26:32 pm
Booking with a regularish client, I say regularish as he travels a lot and I usually see him every 8 weeks or so, sometimes every fortnight dependant on his work. Lovely guy, 53, tall, nice body, easy to get along with, loves a chat and a glass of Prosecco.
Lots of sex as usual and this was the first time he went down on me which was a surprise! An enjoyable one!
Has quite a big thick one which always makes me wince for a little while, doggy can be an issue sometimes if he goes too deep.
Few rounds of sex, he then cums in my mouth as he usually does but misses my mouth a bit and it goes all over my cheek, little in my hair and a little in my mouth, he apologies I find it funny, try to clean up on the bathroom and it's ruining my makeup so had to re do my foundation lol! Then lots of chat telling me about his work and then starts asking what my ideal guy is and if I date older men haha! He's a really nice guy so I don't take it as weird or anything.

Ran over a little as usual, he actually fell asleep for a while! Got up got dressed and he said he's left a little extra in my rate for my driving lessons (I've told him about them before its sweet that he remembered) I told him no, and that I won't take extra money off him, but he insists, I kiss him thank him and leave and when I'm walking down the hotel corridor I count the cash and he's added another ?100 to it! Thank him again when he texts asking me if I got home, this morning receive an email and he's arranging another meet for three weeks time. He's one of my favourites. Lovely guy who I always enjoy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 13 April 2016, 08:32:46 pm
Had a horrid client today. booked for one hour but when he arrived it was obvious he didn't want to be there, I guess he just didn't fancy me? I wish he had just left, instead he silently treated me like a piece of worthless meat for 15 minutes, got dressed and started hinting for some money back. I gave him 60 back so he ended up paying for half an hour, am cross with myself for doing it but I've never had to deal with that before. I've had guys turn up where there hasn't been chemistry but I've always managed to charm them and make it fun, fake the chemistry for them, but this guy was just as cold as ice.  Absolutely horrible.

Thankfully after I had a LOVELY client. a hilarious and very sexy Irishman and I had a great time. He asked me out for lunch after but I declined, bless him though.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 13 April 2016, 11:09:45 pm
mine was a large really lovely guy,  however didnt make him cum! I was a little worried i was doing something wrong... untill he tells me i look alot like the girl he lost his virginity too and it made him shy! x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gracious on 14 April 2016, 02:32:01 am
Guy in his 20s. Was nervous to start with but boy did he come out of his shell once we got into it haha! He came and after we got up to change he told me this was his second time - little did he know it was my second time too  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gracious on 16 April 2016, 02:46:15 am
Both happened earlier today.

First guy was reserved at first but came out of his shell once we got into it. Nice dick which was surprising coz he was very lanky (just saying!) and he actually got me very close to cumming - but I didnt. He was really chatty which I dont mind, but what I do mind is asking me personal Qs whilst Im trying to suck your D

"Do you live around here"?
Relatively close but thats all your getting out of me coz its personal

"Do you have many clients today"
Maybe

"Is your hair real or is it extensions"?
You should never ask a girl that Q, like, evvvveeeerrrrr - defaq?!  :FF

Ugh

He was talking so much/asking me all these retarded Qs that I ended up telling him to stop overthinking and just enjoy the moment pfff!

Now, the second guy..... *drools*

Even though I havent had many before him, it was by far the best! Very easy on the eye and my man made me cum hard like thunder HAHAHA! It actually felt like it was a true GFE - started of with sensual caressing before he got me soaking wet, literally. 30 mins into in, he asks if Im ready to fuck:

Ive been ready to fuck you since you walked in mate ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 17 April 2016, 04:23:01 am
Nervous guy who had a very strange technique about everything kept jiggling my boobs and pussy I had to bite my lip to stop from bursting into fits of giggles, still was a nice man who was also a laugh in other ways too.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 17 April 2016, 11:18:52 am
Rather old guy. Spent first hour helping him navigate round his new laptop (IT advice haha), half an hour in bed and half hour listening to him waffin on about how he wanted me to be his woman and I could move in tomorrow if I wanted to.

hahahahahaha you gotta larf.

x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gracious on 18 April 2016, 03:36:24 am
Rather old guy. Spent first hour helping him navigate round his new laptop (IT advice haha), half an hour in bed and half hour listening to him waffin on about how he wanted me to be his woman and I could move in tomorrow if I wanted to.

hahahahahaha you gotta larf.

x

Loooooool
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 23 April 2016, 09:09:29 am
last booking was actually amazing. Older guy, just my style of dominance, and a bit of a sugar daddy. In the lead up to the booking he bought me a beautiful designer dress I could never afford myself, plus some amazing toys for our booking. Then paid my full sub rate on the day, plus a MASSIVE tip, and has asked me to choose some louboutins for him to buy, to go with the dress he bought me.

i mean, I love presents, and I love tip envelopes which are almost as fat as the envelope with the rate in it, but this guy was actually loads of fun and I really enjoyed myself. Really funny, chatty and easy to get along with, felt totally comfortable right from the start.  He had that kind of firm dominance and yet very nurturing and gentle too, and he gave me the best OTK spanking I have EVER had! And he had a gorgeous huge willy!! I can't wait to see him again  ;D literally the unicorn of clients
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 23 April 2016, 09:12:10 am
Nervous guy who had a very strange technique about everything kept jiggling my boobs and pussy I had to bite my lip to stop from bursting into fits of giggles, still was a nice man who was also a laugh in other ways too.

These finger flipping types make me want to laugh too. Palm down & backwards wave like a toddler isn't it. I'm a bit of a cow & say what's that all about & just show them what to do. Amazing how their wives haven't taught them what women like.


Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 23 April 2016, 11:21:41 am
Mine was my lovely regular who has a thing for normal fit pants!  6 hrs booked,  he is lovely snd very fun to be around.  He never has sex in the bookings at all but thinks of lots of ways to make the time! I left with a new dress, trousers,  short shorts,  and 5 pairs of CK pants!  Xxxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Tanya01 on 26 April 2016, 12:35:05 pm
Hello

Its Tanya01 not been on for ages hope you well im sure you will be. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: fancypants on 27 April 2016, 09:14:13 pm
smelt of poo..really bad.  :-X
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 27 April 2016, 10:53:06 pm
Looked like Grizzly Adams, stuck his tongue down my throat at the door for what seemed like forever...I led him to the bedroom where he very kindly paid me ?10 more than my fee,  all the time me trying to move away from his wet slimy tongue but to no avail :-( He licked me for a few minutes (not just down below everywhere, face, neck) I went down to do oral on him, oh no the smell so I quickly covered him putting it on with my mouth to try and make it fun lol Then more tongue :-(


He left on time and seemed very happy, lovely guy but just a bit more slimy and smelly than I would have liked but at the end of the day I got what I wanted and so did he.

He said he got me out of contacts mag so no danger of him reading this lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 29 April 2016, 05:10:52 pm
licked my face to within an inch of my life.  I don't get paid enough for this shit  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 29 April 2016, 05:36:57 pm
Asked 1001 questions, it was only a half hr appointment.....

"So what's your favourite thing?" Me - "I don't have a favourite, I like it all"

"Do you have a boyfriend"
"What does he do?" (told him he doesn't need to know that!)
"You must have a favourite thing"
"Do you live alone?"
"How long have you lived here"
"What's your favourite then"
"Are you always horny"
"Tell me your favourite thing to do"


Arghhhhhh bugger off and mind your own business!

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 29 April 2016, 07:32:49 pm
Asked 1001 questions, it was only a half hr appointment.....

"So what's your favourite thing?" Me - "I don't have a favourite, I like it all"

"Do you have a boyfriend"
"What does he do?" (told him he doesn't need to know that!)
"You must have a favourite thing"
"Do you live alone?"
"How long have you lived here"
"What's your favourite then"
"Are you always horny"
"Tell me your favourite thing to do"


Arghhhhhh bugger off and mind your own business!
I fucking hate the 'so what do YOU like?' question. It really depends on what mood I'm in what I like and I don't talk dirty so it's a pointless question if that's what they're after. Usually tell them I like oral on me if they ask, so I can have a little break  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 29 April 2016, 08:15:42 pm
Asked 1001 questions, it was only a half hr appointment.....

"So what's your favourite thing?" Me - "I don't have a favourite, I like it all"

"Do you have a boyfriend"
"What does he do?" (told him he doesn't need to know that!)
"You must have a favourite thing"
"Do you live alone?"
"How long have you lived here"
"What's your favourite then"
"Are you always horny"
"Tell me your favourite thing to do"


Arghhhhhh bugger off and mind your own business!
I fucking hate the 'so what do YOU like?' question. It really depends on what mood I'm in what I like and I don't talk dirty so it's a pointless question if that's what they're after. Usually tell them I like oral on me if they ask, so I can have a little break  ;D

I would've said that but he was the sort who just lays there and expects to be attended to! In the end I did make up something just to try and shut him up!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 29 April 2016, 08:36:00 pm
I had a 'what do YOU like?' question. I have to admit, he really stumped me for there was absolutely nothing I would have liked with that man.

It was an awkward silent minute.

hahaha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 29 April 2016, 09:35:21 pm
I had a 'what do YOU like?' question. I have to admit, he really stumped me for there was absolutely nothing I would have liked with that man.

It was an awkward silent minute.

hahaha

Haha yeh exactly!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 02 May 2016, 12:17:41 am
OH god I never know what to say to them when they ask me that.  I'll often ask "where do you want me" once I've put the rubber on them, and if they turn it back round on me I actually get a bit annoyed. The preferences of my work persona are similar to my own as I don't want to do stuff I don't enjoy, but them asking it feels like an attempt by them to make it like 'real' civvie sex, and just for a second it makes me feel vulnerable and insecure. Like if I don't choose right they won't like it.  If I get a client where there is real chemistry I will be more forthcoming about how I want it with them and it's great fun.  Otherwise I just try to get them into doggy so I don't have to think too much about what my face is doing  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Jezabel on 02 May 2016, 08:22:42 pm
A client tonight told me in all seriousness that I was too dirty for him, I'd had too much sex

Yeh I'm a prostitute....  ::) ok I think he was a first timer and despite my explaining I offer GFE, what it is etc, it quickly became apparent he was influenced by pornos, no kissing in fact barely touching, just (a lot of) oral and wanking, all very mechanical.

So bright red in the face at the end, very attractive! So not my fave type of booking. He also spent ages in toilet after sniffing and coughing so I got suspicious he was taking something...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 02 May 2016, 11:17:59 pm
I had a 'what do YOU like?' question. I have to admit, he really stumped me for there was absolutely nothing I would have liked with that man.

It was an awkward silent minute.

hahaha


Or worse when they say "What do you want to do to me, do whatever you want with me" Totally lost for words but I can't really turn round and say I want to have sex for money with you that's all ha ha!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lushblossom on 03 May 2016, 08:13:23 am
Wasn't best pleased with my last booking.  He was a first timer and was too worked up to enjoy himself kept talking about his willy and how erect or otherwise it was - wouldn't let me massage him with oil despite planning to take a shower after. 

He also ejaculated in my mouth which was NOT part of the deal whereas OWO is on offer cim and swallow are only for repeat bookings and certainly not for the first meet.  I felt pissed off.

He took a shower and then left.

He had to travel two hours to meet me but I doubt I will see him again!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sexy Sarah on 03 May 2016, 05:02:09 pm
Not my last booking but a memorable one from last week:

I live/work in a very tourist area where there are quite a few traveling families. This guy booked me for an outcall and it became clear early on that he was on holiday with his wife and kids. The room had all kinds of woman/kids clothes strewn about and he was very anxious about our time NOT running long. I suspect that his wife/kids were in town and that he had a very narrow window to play.

I had no problem that he had a family, but I thought it was super weird and creepy that he was sharing this bed with them after playing with me. The only benefit was that he finished quickly and didn't try to string me along for a longer session.

(I wonder if he finishes that fast with his wife!)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 05 May 2016, 06:51:06 pm
Regular, books 15 minutes always gone in about 8 minutes. Lovely polite clean respectful and quick and an actual  pleasure to talk to.

Wish they were all like that!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Fabulassie on 05 May 2016, 11:42:56 pm
He sounded great on the phone - unaffected, friendly voice; no stupid questions; straightforward - I was looking forward to him as my last booking of the evening.

I greeted him with a glass of wine - he was gorgeous! I mean, ordinary enough guy but I liked him. He'd booked half an hour but I spent ann hour with him. We talked for a long time whilst playing footsie and touching one another. I told him that I didn't care about the clock. I never looked at the clock once. We had awesome sex. He'd gotten out of a long-term, sexless relationship and hadn't had sex in three years. I was really into it and I got off on his passion. I was smiling for a long time after he left. I didn't even feel the urge to jump in the shower. I went to bed without showering!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Miss_Lorrainne on 06 May 2016, 10:38:44 am
He was so old he had a hearing aid. Couldn't hear well so kept making me repeat myself. The face he pulls when he's horny is so hilarious that I really had to work to keep the laughter in. It's a sort of grimace with his mouth gaping open like an elderly fish. Likes to give head so I give him a show and pretend I've come. When he asks I say oh yess with eyes wide open and voice breathy. In the end I ask if he's had a good time and he says great and you too huh. It's pathetic that he's going to die without ever giving a single woman an orgasm.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 10 May 2016, 07:34:48 pm
An outcall to a leafy suburb..The house was the type you see on documentaries about hoarders. Dirty doesn't even begin to cover it but, being one of the least OCD people you will come across ( apart from fingers inside me, I digress..) I sucked it up and got on with the gig   8) Though I made sure to wipe him thoroughly, annoint him  with strong peppermint  lube and cover with a condom before  I went anywhere down there  8)
He had a little hole on the underside of his penis and the most unattractive semen  I have ever witnessed - the consistency of semolina and the colour of a pickled brain  :-X

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 10 May 2016, 09:28:01 pm
An outcall to a leafy suburb..The house was the type you see on documentaries about hoarders. Dirty doesn't even begin to cover it but, being one of the least OCD people you will come across ( apart from fingers inside me, I digress..) I sucked it up and got on with the gig   8) Though I made sure to wipe him thoroughly, annoint him  with strong peppermint  lube and cover with a condom before  I went anywhere down there  8)
He had a little hole on the underside of his penis and the most unattractive semen  I have ever witnessed - the consistency of semolina and the colour of a pickled brain  :-X
:-X nope, couldn't do it
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: SwimSuit on 11 May 2016, 03:47:06 am
so my last "booking" was my first ever. A 70-something old man that i met on one of those "sugar daddy" sites a year ago, we tried an arrangement and it didn't work but he got in contact with me again a couple weeks ago, just checking on me. I've been wanting to start hooking I figured this would be the perfect opportunity to get some cash out of this man. He didn't balk at my price and wanted to see me for two hours, no problem I said. He booked the hotel and went to the room, texted me the number and i went up. i was so nervous I was shaking. i got to the room we talked for a while then we both got undressed, he was quite the gentleman but just so old and unattractive lol. He kissed me and did oral on me which was actually really good and i came a couple times. during sex i was riding him reverse cowgirl then he asked me to turn around. I was like "oh lord I don't want to look at this man" he came and didn't even tell me i was there riding his dick and he was just quiet lol. after he gave me a warm washcloth to clean myself up with, i said the room was kinda cold so he told me to lay down and put a blanket on me which I thought was so sweet. we just cuddled for a while and talked til his time was up. All in all not so bad for my first booking and I of course got a decent chunk of change so I was happy  ;D

It was so funny i went to the bathroom after we were done as I was freshening up, I came out and he was standing there with all his clothes on and everything, like "well are you ready?" Lol i just thought to myself "you are NOT leaving this room with me old man i know people around here" haha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 11 May 2016, 04:06:52 pm
after he gave me a warm washcloth to clean myself up with, i said the room was kinda cold so he told me to lay down and put a blanket on me which I thought was so sweet

Guy I see sometimes puts the electric blanket on for me hahaha

It's too hot! Makes me chuckle.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 11 May 2016, 04:14:47 pm
Had a guy earlier for an hour booking in his thirties think he was on his break from work or something was in overalls like a plumber and I had to get some newspaper so he could put his dusty boots down. Was tall,skinny and ginger with ginger stubble not really my type but he wasn't really ugly. Anyway pays. gets showered and we make some small talk he seems nervous and I figure it'll be fairly easy for a booking bit of foreplay and I pull off the towel to find the biggest dick I've ever seen it was just so unexpected. I just sort of was looking at it for a moment in shock and then started going for it and he asks me to ride him. Was pretty difficult even with lots of lube and then he flips me over and starts going at it. After we get done he starts asking for another condom and he's quickly back to being hard again he managed twice and the second time he wanted to finish on my body and it's like a never ending fountain.

 I think this guy is in the wrong career he should have gone into porn. After I'm just worn out and sore knowing I have two more bookings later on I honestly prefer them small for this reason just so much easier if I have lots of bookings in a day. He's raving after about how I'm the best he's had and gives me an extra 20 from his pocket saying he'll book me again and leaves with a big grin on his face. I'm not sure I can take that again but he was a nice lad. Now to try to get through the rest of the bookings and not feel like I've been torn in two. Think I'll have a nice bubble bath before the next one.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 11 May 2016, 07:03:17 pm
My first and last smoking fetish booking. As an ex smoker of  20 a day and I still like an odd fly one if I'm out drinking. I thought it would be easy. Wrong! 24 hours later my throat is still like sandpaper. I can still smell it in my house. When I woke up this morning it was like having a hangover. 5 cigarettes in 40 mins or so. He was a nice guy and said when leaving he would be in touch again. But its coming of my likes list. Never again.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 12 May 2016, 07:14:28 pm
after he gave me a warm washcloth to clean myself up with, i said the room was kinda cold so he told me to lay down and put a blanket on me which I thought was so sweet

Guy I see sometimes puts the electric blanket on for me hahaha

It's too hot! Makes me chuckle.

This isn't in Blackpool is it? Even so, doesn't mean it's the same guy - In winter you could freeze the bollocks off a Polar Bear  there  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 12 May 2016, 07:42:11 pm
Horrid bloke who rang and asked to see me asap told him I could see him in 15 mins and he ummed and aahed.Said he wanted 30 mins.En route he texted asking what I'd be wearing...then texted and asked to switch to a quickie not sure why I didn't tell him to leave it really.He rocked up and said he needed a wee came out the bathroom without wiping himself..asked what toys I had.Told him I didn't do toys on a quickie and that as per profile it was abit of kissing,touching then hj/bj or quick shag.He then asked how long he had..er well 15 mins which is what you just paid for and what you asked for!He then told me to lie on the bed and masterbate and then told me to spread my pussy then he asked how many fingers I could get in.Said I didn't know as I don't shove my fingers up myself (does nowt for me and I have long nails)he then laughed and told me to relax as this was the easiest money I had ever made.Twat!I replied that easy money came from clients who knew what was on offer and didn't treat me like an object.He came while wanking quite quickly and then left.Hate blokes like that.Cold,arrogant and pushy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 13 May 2016, 12:26:07 pm
I can honestly say my last booking was the best one I've ever  had. No so much the situation but the guy. Mid 30s , American, a bit of facial hair and nice hair . I took a quick look bur once I got up close.. he is gorgeous.  Totally my type outside of this job and fantastic in the bedroom.  Done in 20 minutes nut chatted for the rest of the hour booking . Felt like a million quid when I left! X
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: loubyloo on 13 May 2016, 03:36:24 pm
65 yr old but looked about 57. Quick shag then he said 'I'll get hard again really soon,'and I'm thinking, you're 65! Really?!
10 mins later after a bit of crap oral on me, he's ready to go.
Omg 40 mins of riding him, oral and wanking before he finished for the 2nd time.
When he was getting dressed he said ' I learned early on that you girls don't do it for the money do you? You do it cos you love sex!'
How I managed to keep a straight face whilst agreeing with him ,I'll never know!
They haven't got a clue have they!!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 13 May 2016, 04:16:35 pm
65 yr old but looked about 57. Quick shag then he said 'I'll get hard again really soon,'and I'm thinking, you're 65! Really?!
10 mins later after a bit of crap oral on me, he's ready to go.
Omg 40 mins of riding him, oral and wanking before he finished for the 2nd time.
When he was getting dressed he said ' I learned early on that you girls don't do it for the money do you? You do it cos you love sex!'
How I managed to keep a straight face whilst agreeing with him ,I'll never know!
They haven't got a clue have they!!!
Well of course nothing turns me on more than sucking and wanking an elderly blokes willy!!So much so I'm thinking of waiving my fee from now on...they do say some silly things don't they? ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 13 May 2016, 08:07:12 pm
65 yr old but looked about 57. Quick shag then he said 'I'll get hard again really soon,'and I'm thinking, you're 65! Really?!
10 mins later after a bit of crap oral on me, he's ready to go.
Omg 40 mins of riding him, oral and wanking before he finished for the 2nd time.
When he was getting dressed he said ' I learned early on that you girls don't do it for the money do you? You do it cos you love sex!'
How I managed to keep a straight face whilst agreeing with him ,I'll never know!
They haven't got a clue have they!!!
Well of course nothing turns me on more than sucking and wanking an elderly blokes willy!!So much so I'm thinking of waiving my fee from now on...they do say some silly things don't they? ;D

Oh god yes it's such a sexual fantasy to be riding a guy who looks like Richard Attenborough playing Santa in Miracle on 34th Street. It's funny going into the job I'd expect young people to be tougher bookings but the old guys are the worst since they take absolutely forever to pop. Young guys are the ones done in 10 minutes then in the shower and out the door once they have what they came for.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 13 May 2016, 08:32:18 pm
Just what I needed- lovely guy who was firm, dominant and knew what he wanted and had no problem bossing me about. Which  done the right way, I love.  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 16 May 2016, 12:48:24 am
Old fella keen to get the full hour of sexual activity for his money regardless of his inability to get/maintain an erection  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 16 May 2016, 02:02:52 am
My last was a repeat booking. We'd met previously and we spent the first 45 min enjoying some conversation with a glass of wine before moving on to more physical pleasures. I'm partial to some spanking so he had asked me to bring a few whips and paddles with me which I did with pleasure. Well, all this money on these accessories and he whips out a wooden ruler - I'm not kidding when I say it's the best feeling across my arse! Our second meet was no different but he pushed the boundaries a little further with a leather belt and a plimsole on my bottom - I loved both. I'm not great on deep throat or face fucking as tend to gag quite easily but being relaxed in his company obviously made a difference. We finished, enjoyed another glass of wine, he brought me out a lovely box of chocolates again and we parted ways. Sometimes you just get people in this job that make you feel great and he's absolutely one of them. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 16 May 2016, 10:12:38 pm
Small man with small penis with lots of salty pre-cum oozing out. I had to spit as I sucked all in unison. I had a few moments there where I almost stopped and said 'Sorry this is not going to be possible'. He kissed me with his tongue but no movement and his saliva was dribbling down my throat. Bad breath too.

But I did it.

I did it!

Thank God it was only an hour.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 16 May 2016, 10:14:16 pm
PS he actually said 'I guess you do this to get your sexual needs fulfilled'.

errrrrrr..................?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: amy on 16 May 2016, 10:29:04 pm
You can put a condom on the leaky ones and refuse to kiss the dribbly ones with stinking breath, you know :).

Even when I did OWO I couldn't have coped with that - I'd have been retching within seconds. It's OK to say no to stuff - just because you're being paid doesn't mean they own you.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 16 May 2016, 11:06:39 pm
I was feeling sexually frustrated after two civvy men let me down today at the last minute - after I'd turned down at least one client. But karma worked and gorgeous pro sportsman client, who I haven't seen since December, texted to ask if I could do a late quickie. Alas, he was so turned on he came before we managed penetration, but it was still sexy as hell. Happy days!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Dolita on 17 May 2016, 12:06:02 am
It was pretty amazing. One of those rare meets when you get an intelligent, hot young guy who you feel completely attracted to. Everything clicked. Fantastic sex, amazing conversation. Was disappointed when time to end.

Have to say - I do not get many meets like this when I am completely absorbed in it all and actually forget I am working! Had to keep my wits about me lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 17 May 2016, 12:19:25 am
Big lad a bit chubby not really too fat works as a security guard at a supermarket he was wearing his uniform when he turned up so probably not long finished work, he had a nice smile and sense of humour. He turned up for an hours appointment in the evening with a take away which has never happened before but I was a bit hungry so it was fine it was a decent kebab. Spent most of the booking just sort of talking then gave him OWO until he asked me to take a break because he was going to pop too soon lol. Managed to get a condom on him and do a quickie on the sofa but he was pretty much done after that. He was nice enough and I got a free kebab out of it as a bonus. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 19 May 2016, 09:45:25 pm
Titchy little bald guy, who kept saying do this, now do that etc , including standing up but I'm 6ft in my heels so that was impossible 2ft difference! ...in thin air , not even against a wall !!! ( I'm not a pushover so wasn't too worried think he had small mans syndrome bad) then .....he ruffled up my hair so I looked like Sid vicious at the front ...and kept slapping( not hard more like fast patting) my tits !!! So I just said stop it ! And he apologised and said...see you soon I knew you were going to be good ! .....I thought TA TA ...I can't wait !!! Keep laughing because my hair was up ...and so was the front by the time he'd finished , it had volumes ing dry shampoo in so it just stuck straight up , all the fringe and sides. I didn't smooth it down because I had a feeling he wanted me to lol !!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: IveS on 20 May 2016, 04:19:21 pm
Young asian guy with nice muscles and braces (think he was 26??? does the NHS even offer them at that age??) he was actually really good at oral which is lucky as he only lasted a minute but still seemed like a lovely guy.
But how does someone get to the age of 26 and has not managed to make it last at least 5 minutes? Bless, he'd be better off practicing wanking than with me....
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 20 May 2016, 04:29:21 pm
Young asian guy with nice muscles and braces (think he was 26??? does the NHS even offer them at that age??) he was actually really good at oral which is lucky as he only lasted a minute but still seemed like a lovely guy.
But how does someone get to the age of 26 and has not managed to make it last at least 5 minutes? Bless, he'd be better off practicing wanking than with me....

Not sure on the NHS front but he could have went private. My friend is in her mid thirties and just got braces. Also I find loads of men last 5 minutes or less, particularly Asian men. No idea why it's more common in Asian men though, just my experience
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: IveS on 20 May 2016, 04:41:35 pm
Young asian guy with nice muscles and braces (think he was 26??? does the NHS even offer them at that age??) he was actually really good at oral which is lucky as he only lasted a minute but still seemed like a lovely guy.
But how does someone get to the age of 26 and has not managed to make it last at least 5 minutes? Bless, he'd be better off practicing wanking than with me....

Not sure on the NHS front but he could have went private. My friend is in her mid thirties and just got braces. Also I find loads of men last 5 minutes or less, particularly Asian men. No idea why it's more common in Asian men though, just my experience

I thought there was an age cap for braces? ;D
As for guys no lasting long I heard somewhere the average is 7 minutes or around that, which makes sense, and if your with a client I guess they are all excited for it. Yeah I've had a number of south asian clients last under 5 minutes, but then again my boyfriend has south asian roots and he lasts bloody ages so that breaks up the generalization   ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: roseanna on 21 May 2016, 02:56:21 am

I thought there was an age cap for braces? ;D
As for guys no lasting long I heard somewhere the average is 7 minutes or around that, which makes sense, and if your with a client I guess they are all excited for it. Yeah I've had a number of south asian clients last under 5 minutes, but then again my boyfriend has south asian roots and he lasts bloody ages so that breaks up the generalization   ::)

I think a lot depends on how often they have sex, plus the more excited for it they are the quicker they will be. Even so I think 7 mins is a bit longer than average. Most of my regulars take less than two, but I encourage the quicker ones more than I do the longer lasters.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 21 May 2016, 11:53:08 am
Two minutes?

The guy I met last night pummelled me every which way under the sun for two hours until I finally had to nicely instruct him to finish off.

It was all a bit extreme.

 :'(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 21 May 2016, 12:35:29 pm
If only every guy could pop within 2 minutes. I would be one very happy Hooker  8)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 21 May 2016, 02:11:53 pm
If only every guy could pop within 2 minutes. I would be one very happy Hooker  8)

I'm the opposite - love it when they last a while!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 21 May 2016, 10:40:03 pm
I have to say it depends with who but when it's nice, I find it moreish.  A few days ago, I had a large person, geese, I was in agony lol :P. I don't think I would accept another booking though he was a really nice man.   :'( :-[
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 22 May 2016, 12:41:22 pm
It's the worst when they are big and they last a long time because I just know that for the rest of the day I'll be sore and it makes other bookings a pain to do. Now and again there is a hot guy I really enjoy a long time with but mostly I want them to finish so we can make small talk and give back rubs it's easy when that happens.  Sometimes it just takes forever and they are the annoying type who want to move you in 20 different positions.

As for my last booking had an unexpected booking from a regular was just going to finish late afternoon and have the evening to myself to do whatever and a regular called and begged for an evening booking. Even offered me a good tip to take it because he just had to see me and I was kind of not wanting it but I ended up taking it. Did the usual stuff he's easy to talk to really and was a simple 1 hour booking where I got a nice bonus. Then he was talking about booking me for a whole weekend away which I don't know if I want to entertain I think it would slowly drive me insane lol. The money on offer sounds good and he;s a very nice man just the idea of entertaining a client for a whole weekend and never being able to switch off work mode is horrible.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 22 May 2016, 01:05:43 pm
He showed up 15 mins late for  an 30 min booking. It was my last of he day and had to catch a train home. So i lied... said I had a booking at 8 so you've got 15 minutes which he came with OWO on my chest. Polite guy but I just wanted to go home xxxxxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 22 May 2016, 01:18:14 pm
A multiple-hour booking with a favourite regular, culminating in cocktails in a posh London hotel.  I do so very enjoy those ones. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Littlemisslondon on 22 May 2016, 03:46:24 pm
Regular who I've only ever seen as an in call, begged me to do an outcall to his home.... Turns out wasn't his home, was his sisters and she was on a night shift... He spent the 2 hours shoving substances up his nose and being paranoid that she would come home and catch him.... I spent 2 hours not wanting to be there while chomping on a flaccid willy.... To make matters worse I hate drugs but realised he dipped his willy in a certain white powder.... It really didn't improve my mood or my patience but I woke up this morning to a sparking clean kitchen so I suppose I got some benefit.....
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 22 May 2016, 05:13:34 pm
To make matters worse I hate drugs but realised he dipped his willy in a certain white powder....

Priceless. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 23 May 2016, 08:25:11 pm
It's the worst when they are big and they last a long time because I just know that for the rest of the day I'll be sore and it makes other bookings a pain to do. Now and again there is a hot guy I really enjoy a long time with but mostly I want them to finish so we can make small talk and give back rubs it's easy when that happens.  Sometimes it just takes forever and they are the annoying type who want to move you in 20 different positions.

As for my last booking had an unexpected booking from a regular was just going to finish late afternoon and have the evening to myself to do whatever and a regular called and begged for an evening booking. Even offered me a good tip to take it because he just had to see me and I was kind of not wanting it but I ended up taking it. Did the usual stuff he's easy to talk to really and was a simple 1 hour booking where I got a nice bonus. Then he was talking about booking me for a whole weekend away which I don't know if I want to entertain I think it would slowly drive me insane lol. The money on offer sounds good and he;s a very nice man just the idea of entertaining a client for a whole weekend and never being able to switch off work mode is horrible.

I had another "elephant" today!!   ??? :-X

You might want to be careful with this chap, next time he might want to take you on a honeymoon!! (the things may escalate..evening meets..weekend meets.. LTR!!!)  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 23 May 2016, 09:38:43 pm
A strange one for me anyway. He booked normally and turned up no issues. Late 30s, very obese and very pleasant with good manners. Down to business and there was none! He only ended up wanting to perform oral on me.
He was damn good at it as well. I doubt I'm the first lady to experience him.
I made several attempts to undress him and said twice to him " is there anything I can do for you?"
But he was not up for it at all. Nice chat as well.
He can come back every night but I can't help wondering if this is common. Is he embarrassed about his weight? Did I not take the lead enough? Who knows. He only took his jacket off.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 23 May 2016, 09:42:16 pm
A strange one for me anyway. He booked normally and turned up no issues. Late 30s, very obese and very pleasant with good manners. Down to business and there was none! He only ended up wanting to perform oral on me.
He was damn good at it as well. I doubt I'm the first lady to experience him.
I made several attempts to undress him and said twice to him " is there anything I can do for you?"
But he was not up for it at all. Nice chat as well.
He can come back every night but I can't help wondering if this is common. Is he embarrassed about his weight? Did I not take the lead enough? Who knows. He only took his jacket off.

I had one like this, not obese nor any good at it sadly. He knelt beside the bed, licked me out and came in his own clothes fully dressed. No touching myself or anything, just came in his pants. Weird
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 23 May 2016, 09:47:07 pm
Clients like what they like I guess. If he's a large guy he might have issues having sex and be embarrassed about it sometimes helps to take the lead a bit and give them some encouragement. But if they want to pay to just do stuff to you they'll do that. Sadly I find it's rare they know what they are doing down there and it's more a frustrating booking that drags on than anything else. Would much rather be in control and do things to them. The worst are guys who get too rough or do things that just feel weird and they take my wincing as pleasure then do it more.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 23 May 2016, 09:51:34 pm

You might want to be careful with this chap, next time he might want to take you on a honeymoon!! (the things may escalate..evening meets..weekend meets.. LTR!!!)  ;D ;D

Short of marrying me in my sleep I think I'm safe lol. He's too old for me anyway. Pays well and is polite and easy to deal with though so as a client he's great. There are maybe 2 clients I have that I would even entertain the idea of giving up an evening at short notice for but that's just good business sense over any sort of feelings.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 24 May 2016, 06:30:21 pm
 ;D ;D  Glad to hear it. xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Adele on 25 May 2016, 02:22:01 pm
Ahh, I just did something ridiculous!  ;D
Client booked me, confirmed, showed up, all perfect. I buzzed him in, looked through the peep hole as you do, and there's a woman there instead! Perfect bob hair, elegant shirt, a lady at my door!

I freaked out! I was sure it's a clients wife, probably asked someone else to call for her. So I didn't open, and she stayed there for 5 minutes and went.
Then finally client calls me, and says nobody's home and confirms address.
So I ask him what he looks like. And he says he's got long hair and black shirt on.
I was sooo mortified.
So I open the door, and he doesn't look like a woman AT ALL. Through the fish eye peep hole he looked like a really beautiful lady, and here's just a dude with nice long hair, but not feminine at all. Oh my lord.

And then the booking went normal, he said at least I'm gonna remember him, and gave me a hug goodbye. He didn't even care about my freak out.
It was so weird  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lushblossom on 25 May 2016, 02:24:14 pm
Just had a guy for half an hour.  He had had a Prince Albert piercing but he had removed the ring.

It looked weird sucking on a cock with two holes in it lol.

Asking the annoying question 'So What Got you into this?' like some do.  Blah blah.  Why do they ask?!

Thought I was doing it for a 'bit of pocket money' which I thought sounded rather patronising ....
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: K47 on 25 May 2016, 02:55:01 pm
Just had an hour with a guy who was really shy, barely spoke.. so awkward!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 26 May 2016, 02:30:53 pm
Just had a guy for half an hour.  He had had a Prince Albert piercing but he had removed the ring.

It looked weird sucking on a cock with two holes in it lol.

Asking the annoying question 'So What Got you into this?' like some do.  Blah blah.  Why do they ask?!

Thought I was doing it for a 'bit of pocket money' which I thought sounded rather patronising ....
cheeky fucker ! I have one who asked if I did it because 'I needed the money '  pees me right off !!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: V24 on 26 May 2016, 02:33:14 pm
Just had an hour with a guy who was really shy, barely spoke.. so awkward!

I've got a regular like that....was really awkward the first time and I thought perhaps it was me, but he comes once or twice a month but still never speaks.  He just lays there, not moving, not speaking, nada.  It is quite awkward but easy really.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 26 May 2016, 04:58:01 pm
I had a lovely new client this morning. Due to an error on his part giving me the wrong number it looked like the meeting may not go ahead when he contacted me on AW ten minutes before the meet time to say I hadn't confirmed. I gave him the number I had on the booking request and the option to reschedule  this morning as I had nothing booked in. He's only through in Glasgow today for work so asked would it be possible to make a shorter booking which I agreed to. He'd originally suggested some lovely nightwear and stockings only so I happily obliged.

Opened the door to be met by a pretty handsome man in his fifties, total silver fox, amazing hairy chest! He got undressed, lay down and we had a little cuddle. He sat telling me how much he loved reading my blogs and even my feedback (love a good ego boost!). Next thing, we're having a bit of a kiss and then he has me positioned at the end of the bed, head between my thighs giving me the best oral ever...absolutely gutted he could only stay for half an hour!  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 28 May 2016, 01:24:22 pm
Two fantastic meets yesterday and one for later in the evening that I have to admit, I wasn't sure about. I wish I'd take my own advice sometimes and just trust my gut.

His comms were pleasant and feedback all positive except for one but he hadn't actually met the lady in question and I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. He was rude and pushy and for the first time, I found myself really snapping. It became quite clear that the meet wasn't going to end the way he had hoped yet still he overstayed his welcome and I couldn't get him to leave. I'm positively fuming and eagerly awaiting my negative feedback for being a bitch. It takes a lot for me to lose my temper but this guy nailed it in minutes.  :FF

The only cherry on top is that I had two fantastic bookings earlier in the day that have still put a little spring in my step!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 29 May 2016, 08:48:54 pm
Yesterday I had two regulars book almost back-to-back it was a lovely, stress-free and extremely profitable evening. They didn't even bat an eyelid at my raised rates and just handed me the correct fee, more clients like this please!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 31 May 2016, 11:51:23 am
6ft10 gentle giant, had a lovely hour and he asked to shower before he left. He's left skid marks in my loo and shit in my shower. Sake!!  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 31 May 2016, 04:01:15 pm
A day for giants it would seem. Second booking today was 6'11" I'm only 5'4"!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 31 May 2016, 05:13:03 pm
A day for giants it would seem. Second booking today was 6'11" I'm only 5'4"!!

That must have been somewhat scary.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 31 May 2016, 05:35:46 pm
A day for giants it would seem. Second booking today was 6'11" I'm only 5'4"!!

That must have been somewhat scary.

A little! Definitely a big gentle giant though so all good! Just can't believe I had two over 6'10 within a few hours!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 31 May 2016, 07:35:59 pm
Guess it's a day for tall and short

Early had a really short guy and I'm 5'1 this guy wasn't much taller than me. He had the ugliest tan leather jacket on and a green baseball cap.  Kept hinting that he wanted anal but I already state I don't do it. Apart from that a fairly standard 30 minutes he was super lazy like just laid on the bed and let me do oral then get on top it's weird when they don't really seem into it at all. Only reaction he made was a quick noise when he popped that might as well have been a death rattle.

After that chubby guy not much to say either though this were early appointments I don't often get any so early but ah well. He was a bit more enthusiastic than the last guy.

Next was an hour with crossfit guy. great body with a tribal tattoo down his side the type said he does kickboxing and is a personal traner. Managed to hit all the right spots even made me orgasm. One of those where you wonder why he'd be paying for prostitutes but seems the hobbyist type who does it regularly. Money was straight out without asking, never questioned any of my security checks and was all business.

Now waiting on comic book guy who is one of my regulars. Probably the last booking of the day calls and messages have been total garbage today. Can tell the boyfriend I'll be done at 9 maybe see if he wants to watch a movie.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 31 May 2016, 07:44:51 pm
Guess it's a day for tall and short

Early had a really short guy and I'm 5'1 this guy wasn't much taller than me. He had the ugliest tan leather jacket on and a green baseball cap.  Kept hinting that he wanted anal but I already state I don't do it. Apart from that a fairly standard 30 minutes he was super lazy like just laid on the bed and let me do oral then get on top it's weird when they don't really seem into it at all. Only reaction he made was a quick noise when he popped that might as well have been a death rattle.

I hate bookings where the other person doesn't seem into it or give much away in terms of what they enjoy.

"What do you like?" "Oh I dunno really...just the usual!"  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 05 June 2016, 06:49:19 pm
Just had my first booking! Really nice guy, hope he becomes a regular. 2 blowjobs and a bit of tit play, what an easy hour, and he was so polite and respectful. I am sure they won't all be like that but it's a great way to start :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 05 June 2016, 11:50:52 pm
Just had my first booking! Really nice guy, hope he becomes a regular. 2 blowjobs and a bit of tit play, what an easy hour, and he was so polite and respectful. I am sure they won't all be like that but it's a great way to start :)

Pleased to hear it, good luck! Most of my bookings are great fun and if you get good regulars it doesn't feel so much like work. I've some I genuinely get really excited about seeing :) X
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 08 June 2016, 08:19:58 pm
Lovely gorgeous guy my age I'd met once before and we initially had a blast. Called yesterday to see if he could have the afternoon with me. Lots of fun ensued but he'd brought me chocolate cheesecake, doughnuts & cream so midway through we were sat in bed in our underwear eating cake before burning off all the calories (again)! I think I might just keep him here next time! :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 09 June 2016, 09:59:04 am
I had to dress up as a vampire, rub a guys thighs whilst he wanked himself off and i told him i would suck out all the juices from his cock/more dirty talk etc. x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 09 June 2016, 04:45:57 pm
A really lovely clean polite super firm fit guy who I wasn't quite sure about over the phone to start with as he couldn't speak very good English, but gave him benefit of doubt because he listened to my instructions and arrived with no hassle at all. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw him:  Wowee !!  Gorgeous!!! He paid me for an hour and was done in 25 minutes, I thoroughly enjoyed it with him, no questioning or idiotic remarks, one of the best bookings I've had in ages, I hope he comes back soon lol :-)))
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 17 June 2016, 11:48:46 am
Just done 30 mins with a new guy. Awful, yuck and ive already blocked him.
Came up the stairs shouting into his phone (not to me ) I actually  went out my door to tell him to ssshh.
I've a few retired nosey neighbours and they always seem to be in and out in the mornings.
He gets into the room complains its to cold Its not! And wants the heating on WTF.
Then he goes pretty silent for the rest of the meeting, I hate that when I feel I've to guess what they want and ask all the questions.
Willy smelt of pee, and the worst bit, he wouldn't speak but was doing plenty weird clicking with his teeth and I could see them popping out his mouth. He was really leery and just a bit weird. Then after he has gone I realise he has left huge skid marks in the loo and it stinks.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 17 June 2016, 12:05:24 pm
A new booking last night. He turned up with a huge box of chocolates for me and while not my type seemed quite sweet.

Had a little chat which somehow changed to him boring me about bus routes in my area twenty years ago. Moved in for a kiss, and just awful. Licking my teeth, ramming his tongue down my throat, no rhythm and heavy breathing which sounded like snoring. At one point I pulled away and he didn't seem to realise and proceeded to lick my nostril.

He took his underwear off and as he farted loudly...you know those horrible farts where you're sure they must have followed through? That.

Everything else went without issue, credit where it's due, his oral was excellent and he decided he wanted to finish on my chest. I don't know I what it is but I get really irritated by people climbing about on my bed as if they're trying to reenact something from a porno - they guy was late fifties and only had a hip replacement a few months ago, I half worried he might never be able to get back off of me. Anyway, he's getting himself off between my boobs and looks down at me then asks if my boobs were as big as they are now when I was at school. *shudders* I think the look on my face said it all and he just shut up and got on with it. Huge relief when it was finally over.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 17 June 2016, 12:23:49 pm
Mostly oldies yesterday for whatever reason. New client turned up rocking a skullet and looked like he hadn't shaved for a few days he had a grey beard growing in. He had this strong smell of fish coming from him not even sure why but his clothes stunk of it. I think he was probably the least attractive client I've ever had also the most bent willy I've ever seen in my life. He wanted to do it from behind which I was thankful for because I didn't need to look at him but he kept spanking me really hard even though I told him to be a bit gentler. I don't mind spanking but I'm not looking for a huge bruise on my ass.

Also had one of my regulars who I've not seen in a while another old guy who looks like Richard Attenborough super nice guy just a bit old and creaky. Can take a while to get him going sometimes but he's always a perfect gentleman so never mind when I see him and he tells some good stories he's travelled just about everywhere.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: losthope on 17 June 2016, 03:39:52 pm
Lovely guy mid 30's, half hour booking, nervous as anything, didnt so much as grab my bum, just lay there and let me do my b2b, looked so relieved when it was over and totally came out of his shell, I get a lot of newbies because of the service I offer, its nice to see how they change at the end, laughing and giggling like they just won a game
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 17 June 2016, 04:47:44 pm
Oh dear me.... This client wanted everything all at once like oral and to sit on his face etc. What a complete yo yo it was. Although he knew I didn't dominate he wanted to be my slave having no interest in this. One of those uncomfortable  moments. I should have declined the booking but had seen him once before. So apologised at the end and directed him to see a mistress for a full experience.  But my regular  next was fun let them keep coming. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 17 June 2016, 10:31:33 pm
I had a gorgeous hunk.. ;D ;D pleasant , clean, gentle, just lovely..Couldn't believe my luck  ;D Rare though..rare  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: CurlsnCurves on 19 June 2016, 04:54:48 pm
A gorgeous sexy guy I've seen a number of times now. I always make myself available when he wants a booking. I was and always am very sub with him and he has complete control. Great kisser too. He left me buzzing and very horny and upbeat. Was awake all night thinking about the booking. He has a ton of escorts singing his praises. Sometimes I think it's him who is providing the services! Haha.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 23 June 2016, 02:26:53 pm
A nice client who was very nervous and couldn't relax. It came up on true caller a photo of him with his family a weding photo that was different. I didn't say anything but.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: loubyloo on 23 June 2016, 03:05:08 pm
Nervous and a bit geeky and only wanted cuddles at first.
He actually started to cry a little bit after talking about being very lonely and when I hugged him tighter, I did a really loud armpit fart!!
Nearly burst trying to hold the laughter in!!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 23 June 2016, 09:08:10 pm
Tattooed glasses wearing personal trainer for an hour booking.  Done 69 and oral stuff for most! Bur we had so much film tastes in common ir was a great end of the day xxxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 23 June 2016, 09:32:10 pm
He travelled about an hour by train then got a taxi to my place...He had asked the day before when he booked if it was ok to put cream on me and can he lick my bum, I said yes that's fine (thinking oh lovely he wants to massage me and I can cope with having my bum licked)  He arrived with a can of squirty cream in his carrier bag...Turns out his intention was to squirt it on my nipples, vagina and bum and then lick it all off!!  Err ok didn't want to ruin his fun  ::) By the end of the booking I felt I had just been used as a fresh cream cake lol  ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kazzle on 24 June 2016, 12:24:02 pm
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By the end of the booking I felt I had just been used as a fresh cream cake lol

Oooh squirty cream is fun! Well it is when you're with someone you like :D.

My last client was quiet, clean, respectful and farted when he came. I discretely didn't notice.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 24 June 2016, 01:13:31 pm
Oooh squirty cream is fun! Well it is when you're with someone you like :D.

My last client was quiet, clean, respectful and farted when he came. I discretely didn't notice.

I had one that started meowing like a cat as he came! There was no way I could ignore that  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 24 June 2016, 04:48:15 pm
Hipster looking guy with some tattoos and a beard, wore a flat cap and a brown jacket around his mid 20's think he said he was 26 said it was his first time booking an escort. Wanted a lot of random positions but the sex was okay he had a nicer body than I expected he looked kind of skinny but when he took his clothes off he had some muscle on him before the booking he asked if he could do a facial when he finishes and I agreed to it but he pulls out and gets the condom off and didn't get as far as my face so he just pops all over my thigh and we both just kind of look at each other awkwardly until I get a wet wipe. Think he was a little embarrassed but never said anything. After he showers and collects his stuff he starts asking if I'd like to go out for coffee sometime and that he really likes me and I said sure if he wants to pay my rates he says "No I didn't mean like that" and I reply "I know.." and he just kind of nods and says his goodbyes. Nice guy doesn't quite understand how this all works yet  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 24 June 2016, 10:27:49 pm
Nice?  ;D ;D. He's after Free Sex, kinda cute, I know..   ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mschja on 24 June 2016, 11:27:10 pm
Lawyer flies me to Beijing, China for a week, puts me up in a hotel. Speaks passable English, enough to hold a conversation but not too in depth. Everything starts out great. He shuttles me around to the Forbidden City and Great Wall and gives me spending money to see the sights. We go out for lunch and dinner every day and order half the menu and feast like kings, he treats me to spa days. When it comes time to consummate the deal, it's a disaster. Dude is early 50s, not bad looking, but can't get hard, when he does get sort of hard his penis is comically small, so short that trying to ride on top is impossible as it continually falls out on the thrust. And during doggy. And every position, actually. So mostly I try to do oral, but he can never get hard, and never actually comes. After the end of the week, the guy had spent thousands total on this trip and me and never came once. I actually felt bad for him. Wasn't expecting to ever hear from him again and didn't. Thousands of dollars down the drain and doesn't even bother to buy a viagra... but at least I got to check Beijing off the bucket list!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 25 June 2016, 09:56:26 am
Oooh squirty cream is fun! Well it is when you're with someone you like :D.




Not really my thing but each to their own I can understand it could be fun with the right person  :)  What made it even worse was that in between slurps, licks and sucks (yuk lol) he was rabbiting on about how he knows this man who always talks over people (and he was doing exactly the same thing every time I tried to speak! Truly awful booking the hour seemed to drag and drag  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 25 June 2016, 10:01:56 am
but at least I got to check Beijing off the bucket list!


Nice one !  :)


 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 25 June 2016, 11:25:35 am
2 hour meet focused on smoking fetish and strap-on play. Given that most of my clients are incredibly vanilla, it was a really nice change of pace.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 29 June 2016, 10:42:52 am
Last night a guy who's been looking to book for ages but diaries never matched up.  Loads of oral but could not get hard.  Jawache trying to get him hard with no joy.  Eventually he just wanted to lick me for the remainder of the booking.  Woof Woof, he was terrific and was fantastic end to the day.  A real sweety too.
This morning a regular had booked and shows up with a lovely new black slip for me he thought I'd like.  The darling bought a size 14 (with my boobs?) But it actually fits. And he was concerned it might be too big lol.  Some clients are simply adorable.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: catlady85 on 29 June 2016, 06:14:45 pm
3 hour booking. Two of which were spent chatting, laughing and hanging out. Half an hour of awesome sex and then a shower together.

Fucking amazing. Couldn't have asked for a nicer, kinder more genuine man. A total pleasure.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 29 June 2016, 06:31:14 pm
My last one was with a 26 year old primary school teacher, completely my type and had a lush knob which I never ever say  ;D originally wanted to end with a facial but we were so in the moment in doggy he came during. Quite dominant during the shagging, but in a real natural way, which I fucking love, rather than the shitty, pushy doms I've had as clients in the past. Been on cloud 9 all day. Always love a fitty.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 29 June 2016, 06:37:35 pm
Half an hour with one of my faves - fit, funny and lovely cock. Early birthday present for moi!  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Mi on 30 June 2016, 04:59:41 pm
First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 30 June 2016, 07:15:21 pm
A new client today who had smokers breath and was a bit "grabby" he thought whilst in cowgirl he would turn me on to hold my boobs and work them round and round in the same style I use to clean my windows it was a truly dreadful technique. I honestly feel sorry for their wives and GF's. I don't think I will be seeing him again.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 30 June 2016, 08:18:29 pm
A new client today who had smokers breath and was a bit "grabby" he thought whilst in cowgirl he would turn me on to hold my boobs and work them round and round in the same style I use to clean my windows it was a truly dreadful technique. I honestly feel sorry for their wives and GF's. I don't think I will be seeing him again.


I just don't understand why *some* of them have to behave like this, grabbing and the ridiculous 'techniques' that they seem to think are a turn on, they're not there just a complete turn off.  ::)  One the other night attempting to finger me and 'accidentally' pressed on my pubic bone too hard and with his scratchy nails, when I jumped up and said "Ouch!! your nails are sharp and that hurt" he didn't even apologise he just insisted that he had cut his nails and it was only because he caught my bone! (only!!)  >:( Why can't they just admit and say sorry when they've done something completely stupid!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 30 June 2016, 09:04:55 pm
First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.

My God you poor girl! Does it get much worse than that??!! What a complete moron to come to see you with lice!!!!!! Awful
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 30 June 2016, 10:43:15 pm
First time booking quite a nice guy bald with tattoos and piercings turns out he's a tattoo artist and we spent much of the booking talking about a tattoo design I want which I had sketches of. We did eventually do what he came for. Left his card and wants me to pop in and talk about the tattoo but dunno if I will lol. It feels a bit like all the money I made will go back to him and then I did a booking for a tattoo that's just a bit strange. Maybe he'll come back and then the money went back and forth and it's like I got the tattoo for free.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 30 June 2016, 11:08:12 pm
First time booking quite a nice guy bald with tattoos and piercings turns out he's a tattoo artist and we spent much of the booking talking about a tattoo design I want which I had sketches of. We did eventually do what he came for. Left his card and wants me to pop in and talk about the tattoo but dunno if I will lol. It feels a bit like all the money I made will go back to him and then I did a booking for a tattoo that's just a bit strange. Maybe he'll come back and then the money went back and forth and it's like I got the tattoo for free.


He's found out something that you're into and now wants to use it as a bargaining tool....No doubt about it he will be the winner (financially and time wise) If you decide to contact him about a tattoo that You want doing...Win win for him.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 01 July 2016, 12:47:05 am
First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.

Fucking hell!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 01 July 2016, 01:18:46 am
First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.

Big hugs XXX
That sorry tale pales my doubly-incontinent (but very lovely
) Octogenarian regular chappie story  into insignificance. .
11 hours, a workout, swim, steam and Listerened-to-the-hilt  later and I'm sure I can still taste wee  :-\
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 01 July 2016, 02:31:35 pm
Exteremely overweight guy who wanted gfe.

So first he squished me (I'm not tiny but jeez I'm not that big either!) and then he plunged his fingers in me (Which I don't offer.) and scraped me hard with his nails. Kissed me, shoved his tongue in and slobbered all over, and had bad breath.

Then he tried to go in  without a condom and was warned and said he wasn't ready to go in yet...and a few minutes later just dove in with no condom, no warning.

And the whole time I was thinking what the fuck is that smell?! Turned out it was shit stuck to the inside of his ass cheeks.

 :( :( :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Blonde Floozie on 01 July 2016, 06:47:28 pm
Client books me for an hour (in a hotel) and does not disclose his condition - severe incontinence.

Turns up in a NAPPY saturated with piss and then looks crestfallen that I will not do OWO (room is reeking).

How I stomached it I will never know but I just got on with the very basics (it was a quiet day). When I stop (on the dot!) he then proceeds to put back on, the said drenched nappy.

Before he leaves he 'inspects' the shower in my room and says he'll use it next time!!

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 01 July 2016, 10:17:25 pm
No way in hell would I have gone through with that booking, Floozie!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 01 July 2016, 11:07:09 pm
It's hard to believe there are men walking round in life with nappies on under their trousers. I think I would laugh if I was confronted with it. I would be like 'WTF!'
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 02 July 2016, 01:49:49 am
I couldn't have done that booking. I was nearly greeting because a client kept farting. I'd have to have insisted as tactfully as possible that he showered or we call the whole thing off, you couldn't pay me enough to get intimate with someone reeking of piss. I take my hat off to you, floozie. X
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 02 July 2016, 07:29:42 am
Very nice gentleman MD of a local company, arrives with lots of presents in a shoe box & 2 others wrapped up, a ?50 tip & a ?25 gift card in an envelope  :o could not believe my luck. I don't get that much for my birthday or xmas. We start with a chat then kiss cuddle etc he seems a bit too shy to touch me much. Seemed surprised by having his balls licked & a finger up the bum, says no-one has ever done it. I'm puzzled by that because he has a lot of feedback. We finish the 2 hrs 20 mins early after he comes (quickly to his surprise) so I offer massage etc & another round but nope, he's satisfied, we then sit & have a cup of tea & more chat for 10 mins then off he goes. I'm still in shock lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 02 July 2016, 09:54:15 am
^

Seems to happen sometimes where they book for a long time then once they have done their thing and got what they came for they see no reason to stick around. It's quite nice when it happens and they don't start demanding money back because they booked 2 hours and got everything they wanted in 15 minutes. I get people asking for overnights who I know will just be bored of me after one round and they have no plan for the night. I don't accept these guys though maybe I should I'd get a whole evenings pay for 30 minutes but It'd probably just cause trouble and they'd want to change their booking time after the fact. I'd feel too bad taking an overnight fee when all they wanted to do was pop and be done with it.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Irishminx on 03 July 2016, 01:17:13 am
Just had a guy I've seen once before look for a short notice half hour, quiet week so went ahead. Can't remember a lot about the 1st booking with him nothing amazing or terrible....... but this time wow! I spoke recently about how I generally don't like French kissing but a intense fk session then oral on him. The kissing was amazing!!!! Genuinely first time I've forgotten I was working.  :-*
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 03 July 2016, 10:12:27 pm
It's generally nice when it gets better.  I had one great booking with one punter.  Second time, it was mediocre.  He was apparently stressed from overwork.  He was having a mini-rant over his work demands.  I felt more like his Wife than a prostitute.   ??? ::).   Luckily, I had better bookings since. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 03 July 2016, 10:22:56 pm
First booking for a week (I've turned down several cos they didn't pass my screening or I just didn't feel right)
Managed to find free parking nearby ++
He kept asking me questions then going for a snog so I couldn't answer --
He respected my boundaries around DFK and OWO ++
He gave me amazing oral and I went off like a rocket ++++++
He came while doing so, so I didn't even need to fuck him ++
Then had a nice chat for 30 minutes about Brexit and the North/South divide ++
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 03 July 2016, 11:02:01 pm
First booking for a week (I've turned down several cos they didn't pass my screening or I just didn't feel right)
Managed to find free parking nearby ++
He kept asking me questions then going for a snog so I couldn't answer --
He respected my boundaries around DFK and OWO ++
He gave me amazing oral and I went off like a rocket ++++++
He came while doing so, so I didn't even need to fuck him ++
Then had a nice chat for 30 minutes about Brexit and the North/South divide ++


Sounds like a very pleasant booking apart from the asking of questions then launching into a big snog so that you can't speak, I find it quite annoying, smothering and a bit rude really.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lushblossom on 04 July 2016, 06:50:01 am
I think the guy with the incontinence pad should have had the decency to WARN you it is ridiculous he expects you to go through with a booking like that.

I do sympathise with medical issues but really unless we are very tolerant or we are qualified nurses why should we be expected to put up with that!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 04 July 2016, 01:48:49 pm
I think the guy with the incontinence pad should have had the decency to WARN you it is ridiculous he expects you to go through with a booking like that.

I do sympathise with medical issues but really unless we are very tolerant or we are qualified nurses why should we be expected to put up with that!

I imagine a lot of the time they avoid saying anything because they feel like you will cancel the booking but it makes it worse when they don't say something and you turn up dropped right in a situation you have to manage the best you can or walk out. In that guys case it seemed like he had some issue with hygiene he probably should have bought a spare clean pad and had a good shower before anything happened. If somebody came to me like that and was apologetic and asked to shower and dispose of the dirty pad it wouldn't be a massive issue to me. The idea of clients with medical issues did freak me out when I started but I have met perfectly nice ones who manage their own problems. Have one I've met a couple of times who does wear a pad but he's never turned up drenched in pee and does bathe before I arrive. Sometimes needs a wet wipe before I do anything down there but I've had plenty of able bodied clients I had to get a wet wipe out before my mouth goes anywhere near them too.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 05 July 2016, 04:23:35 pm
Guy I've seen a couple of times rings about 2pm asking if he can see me at 4pm. I say yes, I'll see him then. He rings at 3.15 and mumbles a bit incoherently. I thought maybe it was me being a bit deaf and having phone problems but sounded like he said he was on his way. Then he rings at 3.30 to say he is here. I was pretty much ready so said come to the door. When he arrives it's obviously something is a bit different and he's not wearing his usually postie uniform. Soon figure out he's been drinking! He pays for the hour, hands me a red fishnet stocking he wants me to wear and the booking is over after 20 minutes. It could have been worse!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 05 July 2016, 04:53:37 pm
My last two couldn't seem to get thier tounge in far enough gross. And while he was giving reverse oral slobbering every where bless him. My mind drifted :) Thinking about going costa coffee with a friend. Actually was visualizing being there relaxed. Then came back to the booking. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 05 July 2016, 11:06:01 pm
Memorable client of the day turns up wearing a suit kind of balding with glasses says he is a teacher and looks the part. He was really quiet didn't say much but seems nice has a shower and before we get down to it he starts talking about his wife and kids for some reason I really didn't wanna know. Starts saying his wife doesn't love him and they stay together for the kids this big long sob story meanwhile I'm just trying to get the condom on him so we can get the booking going. He finally gets going got a bit rough and pushed me against the wall face first and then does his thing while still rambling on it was the most uncomfortable 10 minutes of my life. What he was doing wasn't bad it was just that he kept talking saying how his wife is all the names you can think of and then "You know what I want don't you, you really love it" tries to pull my hair a bit too hard in the process until I tell him off. Mostly I was trying not to laugh. What I did laugh at is after he gets done he sits down on the bed and takes the condom off himself and just holds it in the air looking at it not saying anything for a couple of minutes so I go to bring the bin over and the wet wipes sit next to him and pop a hand on his shoulder and then he starts crying asking if I think he's an idiot. At this point I cracked up.

He responds by throwing his condom in the bin I put next to him and getting dressed like a small child when they get angry and stomp around being all rough with their clothes. Tried to calm him down by saying I was sorry and he's just like "Oh you keep and enjoy my money that's all I'll ever be to you people but I won't stay here and be ridiculed" so yeah 30 minute booking done in about 20 minutes half of which he spent whining and/or crying. When he walked in I was expecting a dead fish who doesn't say anything but lays there not Angry McAngrypants. Every now and again a client throws me a curveball it was one of the more awkward moments I've had on a booking. I just can't get the image of him frozen staring at a used condom out my head.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 06 July 2016, 06:08:43 pm
That's very, very strange. He is obviously not a fan of women...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 06 July 2016, 07:07:04 pm
A gentle giant, he books me for roleplay stuff, (vampires etc.) this time i was a school girl with a long black wig! I ,however, started my period 30 mins before he arrived butmade him cum twice oral so not so bad!!! xxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VioletteUK on 06 July 2016, 08:01:00 pm
How I managed to not wet myself laughing is a testament to my years of professionalism.

We all have had them, those sexual vortex clients. The ones when they enter they suck all the sexiness out of the air with their mer presence.
Breast drooling followed by, clitorial scrapings, a warm serving of smash nose into pubic bone in a vain attempt to give me head, to end with a round of the most uncoordinated shagging. When this didn't seem to do the trick, i stopped trying and let him sort it out.

Sweet divine mother of Jesus, what followed was 20mins of watching a man attempt to rip his own dick off whist listening to my sound track. The laughing part came about when Duffy's Mercy came on, and I pretended to hear his penis begging for mercy in a tiny choked little voice. I was bored! By this time, i had lost total interest, and actually caught myself verbalising my weekend list of things to do. This is why we get paid the big bucks!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 06 July 2016, 09:17:03 pm
Had a semi regular who visits about once every 3 months he is elderly with a micro dick and bad legs, he brought me a punnet of strawberries (I thought they were a little gift for me) and proceeded to open the punnet and squeeze strawberries over by breasts to lick off the juice, this juice went over my tits, under my arm pits and down my belly he then slobbered it off, to add to my "pleasure" he went down on me with the strawberries and tried to push one up my fanny, boy it was cold.
He then wanted a 69 and after slobbering around my nether regions he blew really hard into my vagina I jumped and told him not to but the first blow had gone in,  low and behold a minute later my fanny farted right back in his face which caught us both by surprise, I said to him  "It serves you right".
His dick was so miniscule there was nothing I could do with it except a 2 finger wank.
After half an hour enduring this I called time he then tried to goose and kiss me on the way to the bathroom, in the bathroom and going back in the bedroom.
Yes with some punters we really do earn our money.  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 06 July 2016, 10:11:12 pm
Due to good pelvic floor control (probably due to years of practising W/S stop/start) I just managed to not wet myself laughing at those last 2 posts!  Hilarious!!  ;D especially the description of the poor little penis's almost being torn off in the desperate attempts to come even though their body is saying please no more  :o  Talk about flogging a dead horse... ???


My last booking nice attractive pleasant clean guy booked an hour, paid straightaway, asked if he could bring his dog in to wait in the hallway (who was adorable and well behaved too)  I gave them both some water.   I pranced around for him dressed in full leather attire, over knee boots, jacket, short skirt, wanked him off, put a gloved and condommed finger up his bum, he said that was fabulous, thanked me and he was off...He had been in and out in 20 minutes  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 06 July 2016, 10:43:15 pm
Oh my god these posts always have me cracking up!!

Lovely guy, a very regular reg.  Spent three hours rolling in the hay, and he brought me champagne and chocs. What a star!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 06 July 2016, 10:54:17 pm
Oh my god these posts always have me cracking up!!

Lovely guy, a very regular reg.  Spent three hours rolling in the hay, and he brought me champagne and chocs. What a star!



Fabulous!  :) I haven't had any decent gifts for ages, the last client who bought wine (for us to drink in the hour booking just so he could try and drag it out for longer!!)  brought the most shittiest bottle 5 quid can buy, now I'm not a wine snob but I don't like to drink cats pee either...He brought echo falls chardonnay  :( :FF I poured us both a tiny glass had a few sips and threw it down the sink soon as he was out the door ha ha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VioletteUK on 08 July 2016, 10:44:58 am
This is just the day so far interspersed with bookings.
I changed apartments today, I was in a perfect little one, could get the clients up, no hassle.
I am now in one down the road which is called a smart building, but the damn bell and accessing the lift once clients are in not so smart.
Client 1 arrives, bell not working, lift not working. I open fire exit door.
Next client goes to the back of the building, which also has apartments and gets stuck in lift
Whilst this is happening, my agent sends me one, see him. Get the one stuck in lift unstuck and see him too.
I went out to Office Works and bought gum erasers and have now wedged them in the fire exits. Waiting for the next one. A wine is in hand.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: trashbaby on 08 July 2016, 12:26:21 pm


Fabulous!  :) I haven't had any decent gifts for ages, the last client who bought wine (for us to drink in the hour booking just so he could try and drag it out for longer!!)  brought the most shittiest bottle 5 quid can buy, now I'm not a wine snob but I don't like to drink cats pee either...He brought echo falls chardonnay  :( :FF I poured us both a tiny glass had a few sips and threw it down the sink soon as he was out the door ha ha

What a cheapskate!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 08 July 2016, 12:45:02 pm
What a cheapskate!!


Ye the tight git  :( The thing is as well he mentioned bringing 'a nice bottle of wine' on the phone, twice in texts and when he arrived...I just looked at it and I never even said thank you for the wine which I always do, so I think he got the message it was crap lol Next time he books I'm gonna say I've stopped drinking  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VioletteUK on 08 July 2016, 01:24:51 pm

Ye the tight git  :( The thing is as well he mentioned bringing 'a nice bottle of wine' on the phone, twice in texts and when he arrived...I just looked at it and I never even said thank you for the wine which I always do, so I think he got the message it was crap lol Next time he books I'm gonna say I've stopped drinking  ;D
Nothing worse than cheap alcohol. Gad!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 08 July 2016, 07:18:46 pm
Nothing worse than cheap alcohol. Gad!

I agree, I would much rather have one glass of something nice than a load of cheap kak!

What's Gad?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 09 July 2016, 04:32:32 am
Gad means yuck! I've not heard it for years. My wee granny from the Highlands used to say it
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 09 July 2016, 09:46:50 am
Gad means yuck! I've not heard it for years. My wee granny from the Highlands used to say it

Thanks I'd never heard that one, you learn something new every day  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VioletteUK on 10 July 2016, 06:54:54 am
Nervous young man comes in, pays, lays on bed, as I am touching him, he asks me to sit ob his face. I comply. I think start talking dirty, he blows with in the first few seconds. He is of course shocked, I am not. He then says he wants to go again. I said sure. I sat at the edge of the bed and talked dirty to him again, describing what had just happened, and how he would refer to it again and again, Pop goes the weasel a second time. All accomplished with in 10min! He spends 15 min in the bathroom, washing his mouth like he had eaten shit. Comes out and starts stammering, I take one look at him, and say if you so much as utter that sentence, I will impale you with my stilettos! He yelped and left.  ;D He was going ask me if was safe because he had preformed oral sex on me, Sheesh! I thought to myself, boy I am not the one going about ticking my tongue up strange women's nether regions.  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 10 July 2016, 09:11:29 am
Had three calls yesterday and the last one was great, big chunky man (the other two guys yesterday were skinny, not my type) with a decent sized cock, very nice and complimentary about me and popped within about 20 minutes. Only problem was he was sweating so much he left my pillows all yucky, but luckily I had some spares  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 10 July 2016, 12:53:28 pm
My regular Sunday morning jogger who does a pitstop on my bed. I used to ask him to shower before service but I don't now. I quite like that sweat smell he gives of ( not bad body odour ) lovely pheromones or whatever its called.
My work phone is now off, sheets are in the wash,  its watching tennis with a shandy for the rest of the day for me
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 11 July 2016, 12:25:45 am
Met a client today for a 3 hour booking tall hair grown out a bit and floppy looking dark with rugged stubble look think he was Middle Eastern had tanned skin and a nice accent spoke perfect English wore a suit. When I arrived he handed me a rose and a card with the fee inside all seemed a bit fancy and James Bond lol.  Wanted to meet for lunch first had coffee and a pasta salad then went back to his hotel room, had a shower with him then got down to it. Really nice body and wanted to do every position imaginable and some I've never even heard of. Even managed to make me orgasm on the second round and finished with owo. Ended up asking if I could stay another hour most of which we spent talking before having one final romp on the bed before another shower.

Despite his cheesiness with the money and the over effort at the whole gentleman thing he was very sweet and the sex was great I think hands down it was my favourite ever booking. Wouldn't tell my boyfriend but probably the best sex I've had in my life too and I walked away with 4 hours fee plus tip,one rose and a box of Turkish Delight he gave me before I left.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 11 July 2016, 09:03:02 am
Fabulous!!!  :D   :-* xxx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 11 July 2016, 06:45:17 pm
Ended up asking if I could stay another hour

Did he ask, or you  ;D

Sounds great, I'm envious!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 11 July 2016, 07:35:05 pm
Did he ask, or you  ;D

Sounds great, I'm envious!

Haha no no him but it'd be tempting to ask him for more. Just never had anyone do that to me before where my body is pretty much shaking from pleasure. Out of breath just thinking about it.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: geordie on 12 July 2016, 04:06:18 pm
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Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emma_C on 13 July 2016, 02:05:39 pm
Older gent, lied about his age. Company director, booked a hotel for 2 nights to see me for a 2 hr outcall (a cheap hotel mind)

Got my back up from the start, "how much is it I didn't look at the prices?" brag Mr money bag. Told him the price & oh it says xyz on your website, explained outcalls are more. Says he's got xyz & it's his "incall" so he'll pay me xzy. I got up to grab my bag after giving him a stern look & he hands me a wad of cash 50 more than my rate. Got a real joker here I'm thinking, concerned he's a boundary pusher.

Booking commences, he says he doesn't want full sex, he's impotent. Ties to make me climax, then asks straight after if it was fake  :-\ & then literally eats my pussy to "taste it, loves the taste". I laugh inwardly remembering I have a "yeast arrest" pessary up there.  He did it so hard I had to tell him to stop hurting me, practically bit me :'( He stops otherwise I'd have left & he's be left with a bruise or 2. Tries a few more wise cracks on me which I met with sarcastic laughter & fiend interest. Shove anal beads up his arse as far as I can  ;) he pays me compliments & says he's been with crap escorts before.  ::) I make him climax by vigorously wanking his flaccid cock for a few minutes until he climaxes (I think) then he waves both hands in a dismissive fanning fashion, saying "now leave me to sleep". When I come out of the shower he says "I've got all your personal information, I know who you are" Making me a bit paranoid he's been through my handbag. I laugh & read his body language saying "yeah right,you shouldn't joke about that to an escort" at which point he confirms he's joking but says he tried to book me a few years ago when I was under another name but I ignored his texts. Lucky escape.

Thankfully I got to leave earlier than expected, couldn't have stuck another 3 minutes with that arrogant prick.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 13 July 2016, 02:58:23 pm
It was a rushy client who couldn't seem to relax and his attitude put me off. He didn't listen when I asked him to be gentle. No respect at all for woman. The morgority of men.

Thank goodness there are a few good ones left.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: angelastar on 13 July 2016, 10:38:12 pm
Nice I always like the quiet shy types, especially when they relax lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 15 July 2016, 09:41:37 pm
It was a tie and tease booking he enjoyed being blindfolded and tied up while pleasured. He left happy and horny after cumming. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 15 July 2016, 11:47:41 pm
Scottish guy on a work trip to Norway. I gotta admit, I struggled to understand him at times. Not much experience with the accent. >.>
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 16 July 2016, 09:55:16 pm
Lovely guy that I've met before. He always pops in to see me when he's visiting Glasgow with work. Perfect gentleman, great fun, filthy and very attractive. We usually have an early booking before he starts work and it sets me up nicely for the day with a spring in my step :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 17 July 2016, 04:47:44 pm
It was a 15 minute with a large guy who was shagging like no tomorrow. The postion was making me sore. So suggested doggy. We tried he went soft. Then he said it's not working. Trying to make me feel guilty.

I then said why I suggested am not being sore for other bookings.  If a guy can't fuck in a safe manner then not my problem. Although kept quiet at first. He left in a good mood after that comotion.

This was one who last seen me 3 years ago.

And they wonder why clients are out of my personal life for a reason.   

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 17 July 2016, 06:08:36 pm
It was a 15 minute with a large guy who was shagging like no tomorrow.

And they wonder why clients are out of my personal life for a reason.

 ;D   ;D

I had a lovely client, who was very pleasant and nice (he's married).  Not asking me to do anything, we didn't even have sex mostly cuddles and kissing, then he just came suddenly without doing anything and he did the same towards the end again.   :) A nice booking apart from some personal questions after he was getting dressed (  ::) ). 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 20 July 2016, 04:27:51 pm
It was so hot in the room (weather over past two days) I was fanning myself with a hotel menu throughout. My hair went curly then frizzy and he was dripping sweat into my eyes so my make up went south and I ended up looking like something from the Rocky Horror Show.

Was it worth it? hahaha jeez
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 20 July 2016, 05:16:25 pm
The weather is really killing me glad I'll be going on a break soon in August since I'm going on vacation with my boyfriend. I need an outdoor swimming pool badly.  Had one guy today who lives in the hottest bungalow I've seen in my life even with windows open there was no air he put a fan on in the bedroom but it was so hot and stunk. Once he got going he was dripping with sweat and since he was on top it was dripping on my face and his body felt all slimy pressing down against me. He was nice but the sex was awful was glad when he finally climbed off me.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 20 July 2016, 05:44:02 pm
Had a lovely booking this morning with one of my favourite regulars clients,  he's always spotlessly clean, non demanding and I really enjoy having a coffee and chat with him after,  he gave me a ?20 tip, and said  'get yourself a nice cold drink in this lovely weather' There are some really lovely kind guys out there.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 20 July 2016, 09:26:42 pm
Ooftt, a bit of an awkward one. My ads are very honest, I'm size 14-16, my age is accurate 40+. I just knew as soon as I opened the door he didn't like me. He was quite chatty but I knew! He had me on my back but with my legs hanging over the end of the bed and I know he was looking at my jiggling belly ( for my size my belly is actually quite flatish, my weight is in my hips and thighs, my arse is huge but sits high due to my sports ) and he hated the jiggling. His look of disgust said it all.
 He did cum quick ( he said he always does ) but I was too big for him. He was very slight himself. I know I still look good facially for my age and Im well groomed. He ran out the door about 15 mins in to a 30 minute. A slight bonus I suppose.
The expression " pump and dump" has been used on this site recently, that is what it felt like.

Why do they do it? I know guys get the horn but if I walked into the local Chinese and my top 10 dishes were all sold out I would go home and have toast and cheese. I wouldn't settle for choice 11 which I feel I must of been     :FF.    Ie the only woman in this area who answered the phone in his price range. So awkward! Just go home and wank to porn!!!
Needed to get that of my 40Ds x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 21 July 2016, 02:41:41 am
I also had one who seemed fine on the phone but became a bossy, control freak when I arrived.
 Tried to climb on top of me sans-condom and got a severe reprimand. Glad that I'm a seasoned Pro in my 40's and not a meek newcomer.
His flat was the filthiest I've seen in a long time too- the bath was knee deep in grime  :-X
I did suspect he was on the Autistic Spectrum to be honest. Either that or he thought it was fine to treat sex workers as pieces of meat to be ordered around. He sat smoking afterwards - reeking out my best wig and outfit  >:(

Somehow logged in to an old page without realising.
If i didn't recognise my own avatar and know my writing, I would swear blind this happened to someone else - I have absolutely no memory of this visit  :-\
 Sometimes it's a blessing to have the recall of a gnat..

( Time to peruse the little black book and rest assure his number is still blocked.. 8)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Riverprice on 21 July 2016, 10:14:42 am
10 minutes of talking (he was very late for a booking,  and I had to get a train so I said you can stay but I'm not sure I'd we' would get anything done! He insisted on coming  for 10 minutes.  Where we had a chat. A chat. I got a 30 minute fee as well as a 120 tip. He is so lovely but very lonely,  and didn't realise how much he gave till after!  Xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lushblossom on 21 July 2016, 02:17:47 pm
Lovely 70 year old guy nice and fit and in good condition.  Wonderful manners and great kisser!

45 mins of action followed by 30 mins of jolly chat.  We ran over the hour but he was so pleasant.

Happy.  Sometimes a good meet will really perk us up and this one did!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 21 July 2016, 11:38:43 pm
My favourite regular books for ages and doesn't even want sexual contact of any kind. All he is after is a GFE i.e. eating dinner together and cuddling in front of the TV. I so wish he booked more often than once per week. Fantastic company, a great cook and guaranteed cash who could ask for more.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newkidontheblock on 26 July 2016, 11:21:23 pm
Just got home from a really rather hot job... Beautiful apartment in the heart of Mayfair, a fun and very chilled Arab guy, who knew his own body and wasn't into the whole ridiculous "porn fuck" thing, lots of caressing and cuddling... And my god, he smelled beyond good! The satisfaction on his face afterwards was straight up rewarding :)

I reckon I may just gained a regular! Whoop! ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 27 July 2016, 10:52:38 pm
I have had a lovely chap, well mannered and well spoken, gentle, soft cuddles and soft kissing, no ridiculous pse, no fcking, just gentle oral..he was lovely  ;D  I'm due for a new fetish chap for a longer booking  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: losthope on 29 July 2016, 12:34:26 am
Last booking was a man whose wife died in October, really sad because it was obvious he just wanted some company :(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 29 July 2016, 08:46:13 pm
A youngish guy who was so shy I didn't realise he'd ejaculated! It was really hard to get him relaxed, he went bright red and it was only afterwards when I was getting dressed he started chatting. I felt sorry for him. I tried really hard to put him at ease. It was challenging.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 30 July 2016, 01:54:14 pm
Friday/yesterday was dead for me until 6pm I had a 30 min booking followed by another at 8pm for 1 hour.
The 30 min guy cum in like a minute after going inside, nice easy money!

Then the 8pm client was quite good fun actually. Paid for 2 hours + extra's yet he stayed until 3am. I didn't mind at all he was a nice and funny guy and actually really wonderful in bed. Old enough to be my dad not physically attractive but he made up for it in other ways. Gained myself yet another regular I hope!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 05 August 2016, 11:00:19 pm
Lovely older gent who lost his wife 2 years ago. His oral was spot on and I came like a freight train :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Paprika82 on 06 August 2016, 01:51:53 pm
Guy in his early thirties turned up wearing a t-shirt which said "Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich."

He paid for half an hour, lasted about twenty minutes. We chatted for a few minutes and then he left.
Maybe he went to get a sandwich.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 07 August 2016, 08:50:30 am
Maybe he went to get a sandwich.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 11 August 2016, 05:15:47 pm
My worst booking in a while was today with a new client, he seemed quite socially awkward and had no clue about a woman's body. I asked what he liked and he said 30 minutes OWO, sex and breast relief.

We get on with the deed OWO ok, onto sex (me on top doing all the work) then on to breast relief, this guy squeezed my tits until it felt they might bruise but I gritted my teeth as I was sure he would come and that would be the end of it...er no, lots of pumping and squeezing my tits but no sign of him cumming.

Bruised feeling and oily tits were all for nothing then he decides he wants some more OWO so I thought OK he will cum with that...er no.
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Ten jaw aching minutes later still no sign of him cumming I start to wank him first with my right hand then with my left until his time is nearly up and my arms are feeling like they are dropping off so I told him I cant make you cum and if he wants can finish himself off. He was wanking like a man possessed for minutes on end I thought he must cum...er no.

Now this guy was clammy when we started but now he was sweating all over and his sweat was dripping on my throw and newly washed pillow cases I mean it was literally like a river coming off his face so much so his hair was wet, a couple of minutes passed with no sign of him cumming so I said it doesn't look like you are going to cum and he said I will in a minute so I let him wank himself a little longer and he was doing this at such a fevered pitch the sweating was getting worse but I thought he must cum now...er no

God I hate clammy sweaty punters and with him sweating over my lovely bedding I'm starting to really feel pissed off so I called the booking to an end even though he kept saying he will cum in a minute but we were 5 minutes overtime and I'd had enough.
When he'd left I touched my pillows and throw and both were wet through with his sweat ugh!

I frantically stripped my whole bed and thrown it into the washing machine this will be a whole evening job for me now as I'm washing everything I don't want anything his clammy wet skin touched to touch me.  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 11 August 2016, 09:55:22 pm
I'm sorry I know you're pissed off but your account of your sweaty client made me laugh a lot. My God. Sounds like a horror film hahaha!! Give yourself a hug x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 11 August 2016, 10:15:12 pm
I'm sorry I know you're pissed off but your account of your sweaty client made me laugh a lot. My God. Sounds like a horror film hahaha!! Give yourself a hug x
Thanks shewolf, I'm STILL washing the bedclothes..ugh.
I did get a text from him after though saying "Thanks for a lovely experience sorry I was a bit nervous".

I wont be seeing him again.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 11 August 2016, 10:16:13 pm
hahahaha brilliant

poor bugger-God loves a trier!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 11 August 2016, 11:05:34 pm
Thanks shewolf, I'm STILL washing the bedclothes..ugh.
I did get a text from him after though saying "Thanks for a lovely experience sorry I was a bit nervous".

I wont be seeing him again.

I had one of those and it was disgusting. It's one of the reasons I switched from feather/down duvets to synthetic ones, in case I need to stick them in the washing machine. Worst of all, mine had a disability, though that wasn't the cause of his copious sweating, so I felt like a real shit saying no to a second booking. He had two showers during, but they made little difference - I could have virtually wrung my duvet cover out. Gross.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 12 August 2016, 10:14:31 am
An Afghani gentleman who I see about once a year who comes to see me while travelling elsewhere.Always books for 30 mins,always grabs my tits while exclaiming 'Nice bobbles,very nice bobbles'.Always asks to extend but tries to haggle the price..this time after he kept bartering for the extension while I was blowing him he then ket rattling on about doing an overnighter or a full day with me (I don't do either).He always asks me to give him 'Good service' then at the end goes back to poking my bobbles and saying 'Very good service,very good service..' ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: CurlsnCurves on 12 August 2016, 02:40:46 pm
An Afghani gentleman who I see about once a year who comes to see me while travelling elsewhere.Always books for 30 mins,always grabs my tits while exclaiming 'Nice bobbles,very nice bobbles'.Always asks to extend but tries to haggle the price..this time after he kept bartering for the extension while I was blowing him he then ket rattling on about doing an overnighter or a full day with me (I don't do either).He always asks me to give him 'Good service' then at the end goes back to poking my bobbles and saying 'Very good service,very good service..' ::)

Bobbles, hahaha. That's a new one. Quite cute but funny.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sweetshycanada on 14 August 2016, 04:56:52 am
Last one was a new guy, in town on business. Older gentleman but decent looking. A one hour booking and he wanted 5 costume changes! Very cute little outfits he provided, but all still in their packages and some a bit fussy to get on. I'm still so new at this I'm nervous as hell, trying to waste as little time as possible!  At least two of the outfits I didn?t have on quite right when I go out lmfao bur he was still happy customer at the end of the hour.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: tallvegangirl on 14 August 2016, 11:51:25 am
My last meet was a a dom/sub role play, he wanted me to collar him and instruct him on what to do, I had him giving me oral (no great technique) despite my best instruction, followed by doggy. Then as 'punishment' for not pleasuring me a little spanking and watersports on him. I did not allow him to cum!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 14 August 2016, 01:12:47 pm
Earlier I've just had an unusual virgin (or so they say), he seemed like he was though.
Explained he was fed up of having girlfriends who dump him because of his big cock I immediately thought here we go again more BS. Student 19 years old he just wanted to lose his V plates.

Dropped his pants and then - oooooh kaaayy! so he wasn't BSing. Perhaps the biggest I've now had.

He wasn't pushy or anything, it was easy keeping him hard OMG he was just hard the whole time I didn't need to do anything to him he just liked me a lot kept saying how beautiful I am and things. We spent a while for me trying to "accommodate" him, after a while he was almost fully in but it hurt too much, tried different positions but missionary felt best. Just as he was about to cum he decided for the last few humps to push himself fully in me it and FFS he was f'ing killing me!!! As soon as I thought he had finishing cumming I quickly pushed him off I almost shouted at him to never do that again it f'ing hurts bad!

Girls he was massive, be warned what you're getting yourself into if he contacts you:
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3 hours later I'm still bleeding a little in my thong, period isn't due for nearly two weeks.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: tallvegangirl on 14 August 2016, 07:55:06 pm
Earlier I've just had an unusual virgin (or so they say), he seemed like he was though.
Explained he was fed up of having girlfriends who dump him because of his big cock I immediately thought here we go again more BS. Student 19 years old he just wanted to lose his V plates.

Dropped his pants and then - oooooh kaaayy! so he wasn't BSing. Perhaps the biggest I've now had.

He wasn't pushy or anything, it was easy keeping him hard OMG he was just hard the whole time I didn't need to do anything to him he just liked me a lot kept saying how beautiful I am and things. We spent a while for me trying to "accommodate" him, after a while he was almost fully in but it hurt too much, tried different positions but missionary felt best. Just as he was about to cum he decided for the last few humps to push himself fully in me it and FFS he was f'ing killing me!!! As soon as I thought he had finishing cumming I quickly pushed him off I almost shouted at him to never do that again it f'ing hurts bad!

Girls he was massive, be warned what you're getting yourself into if he contacts you:
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3 hours later I'm still bleeding a little in my thong, period isn't due for nearly two weeks.

Poor you hun, are you OK now? Thanks for the tip off as I sometimes tour Birmigham. I do try and avoid black guys because I have trouble accommodating them.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: amy on 14 August 2016, 08:07:31 pm
I've edited the above posts to - either a punter merits a warning or not, but the place for that is in the appropriate section and not here :).
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LaraAngel on 14 August 2016, 11:36:21 pm
Just had a total winner... thought I'd share in case anyone is in need of a laugh (albeit a slightly cringy one) today.

Took a 15 minute booking from a guy I've seen before - I don't usually do quickies but I'd had to cancel his last appointment so felt like I kind of owed him.

He showed up and asked if he could have a shower. Fine right? 15 minutes later I'm wondering if he's dead in there... like seriously about to barge in. Shower finally stops. He appears another 5 minutes later. Still wondering if he's dead. But then he appears.... and still doesn't smell fresh. Mysterious! Throws a wob about me wearing lingerie despite having asked for it before he arrived. Got naked and he wanted me upside down licking his gross smelly balls (seriously after 15 minutes in my bathroom how is that even possible). 2 minutes later he wants to bang... stuffs it in a couple of times and I say 'oooh babe that feels good' and he just loses it and says 'damn you made me cum!'. Whoops! Disappears back into my bathroom for another 10 minutes... before running out of here like the place was on fire.

A little while later I decide it's time to wash the smell of him off me, head to the bathroom and find that there is water all over the place and he's managed to use not just both of my large towels but the 2 handtowels as well. And blocked the toilet. And I meant the most epic blockage of all time...  :FF

If I'd been in a worse mood I would have lost the plot and been raging, but as it is I'm still laughing about it an hour later. Guys are ridiculous lol. Don't think I'll repeat this one though!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 15 August 2016, 04:43:13 pm
What's he blocked the toilet with?

arrrrgggggggggggghhhh
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LaraAngel on 15 August 2016, 04:52:47 pm
What's he blocked the toilet with?

arrrrgggggggggggghhhh

That, my friend, is the million dollar question. Kind of looked like a whole roll of toilet paper, even though there didn't seem to be much missing from the roll (yes I'm a bit OCD and notice these things lol). Don't know what he did but thank god for YouTube hacks... managed to clean it up fairly drama free and didn't have to get dirty doing it. Got pretty nervous for a while there thinking about having to call the hotel for help. Oh the shame!!!  :-[
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 15 August 2016, 05:04:20 pm
I think your session sounds OK as he was in the bathroom most of it haha better to be in there than sticking his bits in your face.  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 16 August 2016, 12:47:15 am
Poor you hun, are you OK now? Thanks for the tip off as I sometimes tour Birmigham. I do try and avoid black guys because I have trouble accommodating them.
Not really, I stopped bleeding at some point last night when I was sleeping. Today I feel bruised/sore inside my tummy. So other than a client who just wanted a bj I've had the day off again to relax, topped up my tan and had my nails re-manicured among other things.

I can normally accommodate black guys but he was just too big. I usually get a lot of Asains to be honest being in Birmingham.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 17 August 2016, 06:21:08 pm
I had a fabulous 1 hour this afternoon. He just wanted me to sit on his face whilst he smelt my bum. Didn't have to do anything else  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 17 August 2016, 11:46:17 pm
Books about once a month, outcall to his hotel. The previous visit he has his fingers inside of me and I thought " Oh no, I must have forgotten to tell him I don't allow fingering.."So as not to ruin his moment, I said nothing and made a mental note to drop it into the chat before I left. Grinned like a Cheshire cat and said he knew he could get me to enjoy it, even though it was on my banned list   :(
Fast forward just a week later this time and I stipulate my boundaries and give him my reasons ( health, hygiene, risk of cystitis and just general preference - but reinforced all the things I love that we can do..
3 minutes later with me pinned underneath and his balls in my mouth, he switched from RO to ramming his fingers inside me. I pushed him off and gave him a bloody good telling off. He lost his hard on and I lost any last shred of respect for this man. Somebody's Grandad..
Why did I bother?  :-\
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 18 August 2016, 12:01:40 am
My last booking tonight went very well it was with a kind respectful one who gave me a ?50 tip. :) Which has made me think about increasing my price by ?10 after talking about he said. Well worth a splendid encounter am so happy. It has made me realise why escorting is good. :) So from now on will focus on the lovelies. :) I'll do my best. :) Good to go ready for tomorrow. :) I never thought I would say it but am much happier escorting although the wits some times pull me down some times like many. I have faith. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 18 August 2016, 08:05:18 pm
An old regular I haven't seen in many months, all was going well and was our usual sub/dom type of booking. And suddenly his belt smacked me across the back and neck...not sure how that is near my ass or boobs, fucking ouch.  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: jo1992 on 18 August 2016, 09:03:59 pm
a regular client spent the hour giving me oral and rimming  me then asked for HR. Even gave me a box of chocs
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 20 August 2016, 11:48:17 am
Just had a trucker, lol they are not all fat ugly slobs!
Its actually the third time we have met except this time he paid me for an overnight (regulars discount). Previously he had only seen me for 30 minute bookings. Rather rough looking for his age at 48 but he's a really good laugh and good in bed.
Only had sex two times during the evening and nothing during the morning.

Thing is, he's married, it really vexes me because he has three gorgeous children with his wife which she believes he is totally faithful to her, she's a high ranking nurse at a hospital and she totally loves him more than anything (from what I've gathered).

He sees me because she's not exactly as passionate as him. To be honest and open about it I won't lie, he knows exactly how to please a woman in bed, his cock is amazing. If he was my man I'd make sure his hormones are satisfied so he'd have no desire to lust after other women. I don't know her situation though. She's 45, I'm a fit 25. It really messes with my emotions, my dad has always been totally faithful to my mum but the amount of married men I've seen is a really pressing issue for me.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 20 August 2016, 12:43:11 pm
Thing is, he's married, it really vexes me because he has three gorgeous children with his wife which she believes he is totally faithful to her, she's a high ranking nurse at a hospital and she totally loves him more than anything (from what I've gathered).

He sees me because she's not exactly as passionate as him. To be honest and open about it I won't lie, he knows exactly how to please a woman in bed, his cock is amazing. If he was my man I'd make sure his hormones are satisfied so he'd have no desire to lust after other women. I don't know her situation though. She's 45, I'm a fit 25. It really messes with my emotions, my dad has always been totally faithful to my mum but the amount of married men I've seen is a really pressing issue for me.

Yes, but the difference is you DON'T have three children to look after and a high-pressured job as well - it's not surprising sex isn't top of her agenda really, is it? Then again, I do think wives neglect their hubbies' sexual needs at their peril.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 20 August 2016, 01:07:32 pm
Yes, but the difference is you DON'T have three children to look after and a high-pressured job as well - it's not surprising sex isn't top of her agenda really, is it? Then again, I do think wives neglect their hubbies' sexual needs at their peril.
Yeah I fully understand that.

Sometimes I wonder to myself, when/if I'm settled down raising his children, if my husband will see other women/escorts. Will I not be in the mood? will I not be able to satisfy him enough by just applying some lube to myself, or will he get bored of that? From my experience men actually love slutty women, more so than men who prefer "normal"? women. Almost all single men I've known seem to prefer the slut style of women.

Men are very confusing, and that's saying something from someone who has been with... so many I've lost count :o

I go to the gym to make myself look as attractive as possible to men. The better I look the easier it is to attract more clients.

However If i was married and had children my body would sag and things. In turn, would my man see other women at that stage or would I be able to satisfy his sexual needs.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BlaqHarlot on 20 August 2016, 01:24:54 pm
Yeah I fully understand that.

Sometimes I wonder to myself, when/if I'm settled down raising his children, if my husband will see other women/escorts. Will I not be in the mood? will I not be able to satisfy him enough by just applying some lube to myself, or will he get bored of that? From my experience men actually love slutty women, more so than men who prefer "normal"? women. Almost all single men I've known seem to prefer the slut style of women.

Men are very confusing, and that's saying something from someone who has been with... so many I've lost count :o

I go to the gym to make myself look as attractive as possible to men. The better I look the easier it is to attract more clients.

However If i was married and had children my body would sag and things. In turn, would my man see other women at that stage or would I be able to satisfy his sexual needs.
I used to wonder about when I'm older will I be able to satisfy my man completely and all that but I don't now!

I do think the majority of married men probably are deprived of sex from their wives and that's why they come to us, but I also believe some wives may not want to sleep with their husbands due to them letting themselves go, putting on weight and not really making an effort.

I have a regular who told me about his wife and said she doesn't sleep with him and all this and he showed me pictures of himself 5 years ago when they were having sex, he was much slimmer, had a good body and looked young and happy, very different from the man 5 years later, now he's quite chubby, looks very tired and aged and has a beer belly, lovely guy bless him but I did think that maybe a small factor of why she won't sleep with him could be because he's let himself go and she's not as attracted,  he's good in bed though! :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 20 August 2016, 02:13:11 pm
@DesignerWhore

Worth keeping in mind some people let themselves go BECAUSE their spouse no longer pays attention to them. For a lot of people confidence, mental well-being and body image is related to how desirable they feel to their significant other.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BlaqHarlot on 20 August 2016, 02:19:23 pm
@DesignerWhore

Worth keeping in mind some people let themselves go BECAUSE their spouse no longer pays attention to them. For a lot of people confidence, mental well-being and body image is related to how desirable they feel to their significant other.
I gathered that.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 20 August 2016, 03:18:04 pm
Desigherwhore I know and I do agree somewhat.

But from my experience (we've all got our own!) men are literally visual creatures. For us women its mostly about the social element.

I've had loads of married men who were in good/average shape who had absolutely no reason to stray from their wives from my own opinion. The bulk of my custom are married men who do not want anyone to find out about their sexual relations because their wives can not satisfy their sexual desires.

Don't get me wrong, I'd absolutely love to have a baby, seriously I'm as broody as hell more than the next woman who wants to get knocked up by the right guy. I could easily get knocked up by the next "alpha male" as per his looks or financial standing and believe me there have been a lot of men seeking the bareback service offering all sorts of prices just so they can do it without a rubber.

All you mothers out there telling your sons to basically bag up (of all ages?), seriously, I am amazed at the amount of men who are willing to pay extra to not use condoms.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 20 August 2016, 08:39:46 pm
An old regular I haven't seen in many months, all was going well and was our usual sub/dom type of booking. And suddenly his belt smacked me across the back and neck...not sure how that is near my ass or boobs, fucking ouch.  :FF
Be careful with Sadistic regular...they could up their ante at any  time.  And they think you like it  ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: jo1992 on 21 August 2016, 12:00:24 pm
7am call to a glamping yurt at a yoga festival, beautiful yogi/hippie couple. An hour exploring each others bodies, first ever time in a glamping yurt so we had to make sure we did not disturb fellow yogis.   
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 21 August 2016, 12:51:47 pm
7am call to a glamping yurt at a yoga festival, beautiful yogi/hippie couple. An hour exploring each others bodies, first ever time in a glamping yurt so we had to make sure we did not disturb fellow yogis.

Sounds great, more than a bit jealous. ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 21 August 2016, 02:11:13 pm

 I could easily get knocked up by the next "alpha male" as per his looks or financial standing and believe me there have been a lot of men seeking the bareback service offering all sorts of prices just so they can do it without a rubber.

All you mothers out there telling your sons to basically bag up (of all ages?), seriously, I am amazed at the amount of men who are willing to pay extra to not use condoms.
  I do make a similar observation.  It seems not so unusual for some men to "just do it / just try to do it" without.   I have never come across with a man who offered extra formally except only once or twice.  It seems that the majority just try their luck by sneakily get inside without.

BB seems to be treated as a service to men who seem to badly need it whilst many of us see it as a dangerous / risky / reckless (or almost ignorant) practice. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 21 August 2016, 02:17:27 pm
Yes, but the difference is you DON'T have three children to look after and a high-pressured job as well - it's not surprising sex isn't top of her agenda really, is it? Then again, I do think wives neglect their hubbies' sexual needs at their peril.

They all or at times blame their wives.  In some cases, they may not or might not be responsible. Some men just want different bodies to try, young pussies, ethnic ones, big ones, small ones, extra big ones etc etc..no civilised reasons / rationale behind it.  Purely recreational.   It's like.  Why do you climb the mountain?  Well, because it's there.  No reasons.  Why do you eat beef tonight.  Well, I fancied it.  Nothing deep.  Maybe, their primal urge.  It's in their DNA. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 21 August 2016, 07:57:49 pm


All you mothers out there telling your sons to basically bag up (of all ages?), seriously, I am amazed at the amount of men who are willing to pay extra to not use condoms.


I suspect this may be part of the problem...putting the blame on women so men don't need to think about their own choices in life... What about fathers teaching their sons to practice safe sex also? Grown men need to take responsibility for their own actions, sexual or otherwise. 


I was seriously impressed last week when clearing out my 18 year olds suitcase after a holiday and finding a pocket containing not only a selection of about 10 different condoms but little packets of lube too!!  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 21 August 2016, 08:40:16 pm
Mane, men in that age group (middle age) never got sex Ed classes  ::) ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 27 August 2016, 05:35:39 am
Wonderful, thoughtful man who gave me ?100 in Scottish notes.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 27 August 2016, 03:11:51 pm
A lovely new client for me. Scrupulously clean, funny, well mannered and as cute as a button. Had originally wanted 30min but extended to 90 min and it was excellent. I've not been working a lot recently due lots of things going on in personal life so this was the perfect booking to ease me back in again :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 27 August 2016, 03:37:43 pm
Lovely new client who came on time, mature guy freshly showered. He booked an hour but cum in 20 minutes, I offered him a partial refund if he wanted to cut the booking short (My half an hour rate + ?20) but he wouldn't hear of me refunding him so I offered to complete the rest of his booking with a back massage, whilst massaging him we had a nice chat and a laugh. I love clients like this who are so easy going they make the meet a real pleasure .
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 27 August 2016, 03:50:57 pm
Young Asian guy who introduced himself with "I'll cum quick the first time cos I ain't had sex in 6 months" before clamping his mouth onto mine and attempting to wash my tonsils with his tongue. True to his word he came the first time in 3 thrusts. Second time he managed 45 seconds, then had a shower, then spent 20 minutes having a loud argument on the phone to his ex-girlfriend. Then wanted a third go, in which he came in 5 thrusts. Not sure I've ever had a less physically demanding booking that actually included vaginal!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: jo1992 on 27 August 2016, 09:38:42 pm
my first time being truly submissive outside my private life, trusted client bound me (I had cuffs with a secret release mechanism just in case), spanked me followed by the most fantastic rough sex from which I actually ejeculated from which a client has never made me do before, i feel absolutely drained which doesn't happen very often but feeling contented. My client was also fabulous with the post sub come down after.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 27 August 2016, 09:47:23 pm
My client was also fabulous with the post sun come down after.

What does this mean?  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: jo1992 on 27 August 2016, 09:52:33 pm
What does this mean?  :)

oops auto correct on my phone should read sub,

basically the aftercare given after a BDSM session
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 31 August 2016, 05:18:51 pm
My last two bookings were great.

First one wanted to massage me until I almost fell asleep which was lovely and then extended to switch the booking into a strap-on play domination type thing. It was really fun, I didn't have to have sex and he loved it. First time with a real strap-on too normally they only have the dildo and expect me to wear my arm out.

Second one asked for PSE and I declined but then he explained exactly what he wanted (sloppy BJ - PSE bless him) so I went ahead with the booking. When I arrived he was so shy and timid I knew he was just looking to experiment. He had a great time and I liked fulfilling his fantasy. I'm glad I didn't judge a book by its cover with that one thinking he was going to be a rough and boundary pushing arsehole. He was a sweetheart.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 31 August 2016, 05:33:00 pm
Had an outcall last night to a guy who really reminded me of an ex boyfriend. Big belly, quite geeky, Pink Floyd album cover on the wall... you know the type. Anyway he didn't want full sex just reverse oral (and he was pretty good) and a BJ.

After he came (about 45 minutes into his hour) we started talking about books/films and discovered we had a lot of tastes in common. I ended up there til about 20 mins over his booking time.

Unfortunately when I got up this morning he had sent me a really gushing and emotional email on AW saying our time was "magical" and how I "simply shine" and would alleviate the tedium of his humdrum day, etc., and how he really wanted to see me again as a "friend" to talk about our shared tastes  ::)

Sent him a short reply saying I enjoyed the booking but I don't see clients socially. Have a feeling I'm not going to hear from him again which is a shame as he'd be a nice easy regular, but I can't let him get emotionally invested.  :(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Nia Hope on 31 August 2016, 06:10:43 pm
Yes, but the difference is you DON'T have three children to look after and a high-pressured job as well - it's not surprising sex isn't top of her agenda really, is it? Then again, I do think wives neglect their hubbies' sexual needs at their peril.
If they paid their wives ?120 plus an hour for sex they would probably get more sex, that's the only reason we do it. I had a client moaning about his wife, kids, work etc and I told him this.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 31 August 2016, 06:58:01 pm
Fairly young guy maybe late 20's early 30's was really into the idea of using toys on me. Didn't know what to do with them at all though and was being way too rough at times. After 20 minutes of it doesn't nothing for me I faked an orgasm which was convincing enough for him and told him I was too sensitive and needed a break. He seemed pleased with himself and asked for oral but seemed like forever to get him hard. Wanted sex but since he couldn't get himself going asked if he could do oral and rimming on me instead so the final 10 minutes or so I was bent over planning what to order for dinner while he awkwardly tongued my ass. I swear he nearly ruined it forever and it's something I love when my boyfriend does it.

I think these are the more difficult bookings when you can't get them hard and get them to pop right away so you kind of need to fill the time in other ways and it just gets awkward. I think he was hoping to spend the hour ramming toys into me.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 31 August 2016, 07:17:03 pm

Sent him a short reply saying I enjoyed the booking but I don't see clients socially. Have a feeling I'm not going to hear from him again which is a shame as he'd be a nice easy regular, but I can't let him get emotionally invested.  :(

Yup. He crossed the line.  No going back.  Some men just want a GF (and he thinks it HAS TO BE FREE).  I admire punters who always stick to the professional code of conduct (it's a professional relationship).
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 31 August 2016, 07:22:12 pm

I think these are the more difficult bookings when you can't get them hard and get them to pop right away so you kind of need to fill the time in other ways and it just gets awkward. I think he was hoping to spend the hour ramming toys into me.

I hate those hard toys, just so unpleasant. I know.  I hated it when some men doing that (go flaccid completely) - I don't mind if it's 50-60% flaccid (e.g. nerves) which can still work.  Totally flaccid, just such a turn off.  ::) 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 31 August 2016, 07:41:01 pm
I hate those hard toys, just so unpleasant. I know.  I hated it when some men doing that (go flaccid completely) - I don't mind if it's 50-60% flaccid (e.g. nerves) which can still work.  Totally flaccid, just such a turn off.  ::)

This is why I only ever take small toys with me to bookings. Learned my lesson! I just take one 5ins realistic rubber dildo, some anal beads (which I know from experience I can take all of them) and a bullet vibe.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 31 August 2016, 08:16:02 pm
Good thinking!  I tend to hide any large ones intended for men.   ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 01 September 2016, 01:11:13 am
This is why I only ever take small toys with me to bookings. Learned my lesson! I just take one 5ins realistic rubber dildo, some anal beads (which I know from experience I can take all of them) and a bullet vibe.
I take a pink bullet vibe ( poundshop :D ) and a glittery one that's just 'for show', both of which only I am allowed to play with.

Last client was a 2nd visit to a bonkers Scouser chappie. Appears to be high as a kite in in a 'can't hold down a thought or a sentence' and forgets/changes his mind about a request before he's finished asking for it. You'd think this was frustrating, but he makes me laugh.
Says he'll be honoured to take me for a posh meal in town and he will pay for the meal. I tell him he has to pay to watch me eat it also. Aaah, bless.. 8)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 01 September 2016, 01:48:56 am
This is why I only ever take small toys with me to bookings. Learned my lesson! I just take one 5ins realistic rubber dildo, some anal beads (which I know from experience I can take all of them) and a bullet vibe.

I think in future if I'm asked for toys I'll rethink my choices of what to let them use and hide the rest away. It's a repeated line but I really think porn has a lot to answer for when it comes to guys thinking it's a good idea to ram stuff into you or try to jam everything they can inside you at once.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 01 September 2016, 08:22:19 am
I agree.  You can even damage the blood vessels in the vaginal vault which leads a permanent damage if a hard toy (essentially, a blunt object) hitting the delicate surface. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 01 September 2016, 09:48:41 am
A new booking for me this morning which started off as a thirty min booking then extended to an hour then an hour and a half. So so much fun and I'm still feeling weak at the knees. He was fantastic in every aspect. More of the same this afternoon, please!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 01 September 2016, 06:51:30 pm
I think in future if I'm asked for toys I'll rethink my choices of what to let them use and hide the rest away. It's a repeated line but I really think porn has a lot to answer for when it comes to guys thinking it's a good idea to ram stuff into you or try to jam everything they can inside you at once.


Yes I just leave a few nice soft feel ones out that I like using, I don't let random guys put them inside me, I will sometimes put on a show to teach them how they should be used.


Once a young man turned up, paid for an hour and expected to be allowed to ram vibrators in me the whole time  ::) (he said that was all he wanted to do!) He was sorely disappointed when I said I don't let unknown men use ANY sort of implements on me but I'm happy for him to watch....He decided to leave after about 15 minutes with no refund offered.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 01 September 2016, 06:57:04 pm
Or you could have ended up at A & E and had to explain why your vagina is shredded to pieces!  ::)  Well done for putting your health first instead of a mindless destroyer (not a decent punter).
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 01 September 2016, 07:06:42 pm
Or you could have ended up at A & E and had to explain why your vagina is shredded to pieces!  ::)  Well done for putting your health first instead of a mindless destroyer (not a decent punter).


Trust me he would have been going to A & E as well only difference being he would have been travelling there first, at speed in an ambulance  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 01 September 2016, 09:40:49 pm
 ;D ;D. Flew across the room?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 01 September 2016, 10:19:00 pm
A regular of many years always on time and reliable and generally a lovely chap but he has facial bristles like sandpaper and I always end up with a red chin after a kissing session with him.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 01 September 2016, 10:28:48 pm
Just seen a very posh public-schoolboy type. When I took my knickers off he drawled "Lovely bottom" and I nearly lost it. He wanted me to cane him, not done it before but it was quite fun.  8)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Y211 on 02 September 2016, 05:57:41 am
A taste of Australia for you all: I had a client yesterday take off my dress and then say, "Those are nice titties, babe. Absolute rippers."
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 02 September 2016, 10:37:03 am
A taste of Australia for you all: I had a client yesterday take off my dress and then say, "Those are nice titties, babe. Absolute rippers."

That's brilliant!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 02 September 2016, 11:18:41 am
One just left after 5 minutes put paid ?80 for 30 minutes. :) He left after cumming less than a minute of oral. He was in a rush any way to get back to work. He said he didn't mind me bare faced as was running late.

So now shower then will have time for make up. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 02 September 2016, 12:56:13 pm
One just left after 5 minutes put paid ?80 for 30 minutes. :) He left after cumming less than a minute of oral. He was in a rush any way to get back to work. He said he didn't mind me bare faced as was running late.

So now shower then will have time for make up. :)

It feels like forever since I had a "pop and run" type all my bookings seem to drag on lately and it takes forever to get them going.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: newbieNW on 02 September 2016, 07:11:48 pm
The second meet with a local chap.  I tried to get my ass off his face whilst I was giving him oral.  He said, please keep it close as I like to keep looking at it.   ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: emily_x on 02 September 2016, 10:32:23 pm
Really lovely guy! Good looking, gentle and spent the entire hour with a huge smile plastered all over his face. Helped clean him up in the shower where he soaped up my back and gave me a great massage. If he doesn't come back I think I'll start paying him just for the rubdown!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 03 September 2016, 03:41:19 am
Lovely, considerate guy who just wanted a quickie. Extremely thoughtful. Not bad looking either  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 03 September 2016, 12:47:01 pm
Someone I had previously seen asked me if I'd be a strip-a-gram for one of his uni friends 21st birthday party. He said his friend was a virgin and is trying to keep it until he marries. He enquired how much I'd charge to try get with him, I told him, he agreed.

A small group of them in an apartment student accommodation. Stripped down completely naked except for my hold ups and stripper heels. He texted me this morning saying how amazing I was, yay!!  8)

Well, his friend was very easy  ;D
A nice guy, sweet wouldn't hurt a fly type, he lasted a lot longer than I expected for a virgin though! I wondered if he was even a virgin as he was quite a good kisser but long story short Im fairly certain he was.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 04 September 2016, 05:24:29 pm
Was with a wonderful guy who was only 22! Really had my reservations about seeing him initially but as he contacted me last weekend, he did everything I asked of him in the lead up to the booking. Anyway, it was a domme sesh and I dressed him up in my lingerie. Although it was a hard booking in terms of what to do with him, he couldn't have been any nicer  :) I'll never be able to get over just how young he was.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 05 September 2016, 03:18:22 am
My 3rd outcall of the day, so feeling burned out and pre-menstrual.
Realised I'd left my work phone at home and couldn't call him to let me into the Travelodge. Oh, the glamour was just begining folks..
As luck would have it, he was leaving his landing as I arrived and he let me through the keycarded door.
Seemed fairly decent until things turned to the actual act. The teeniest willy I have ever seen on a 6ft tall, 16 stone bloke. Wouldn't normally write such stuff but he was a knobhead ( maybe that's where it went then?  :-\ )
Not a clue how to deal with an Escort other than ordering me around and complaining bitterly he couldn't keep hard.
In these cases I find myself thinking;
 1. If this had been my 1st ever booking, there would never have been a 2nd and
 2. how was this guy ever married for a quarter of a century to someone before she realised what an arsehole he is??
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 05 September 2016, 08:37:25 pm
haha I had one once who was also a big tall man. His widger was so small I couldn't see it. I thought for a moment he didn't have one!!! I had to pretend not to be mortified.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 06 September 2016, 12:08:51 am
I've just done a small willy guy, I don't mind at all, he's a nice bloke and it's less wear and tear! It was an outcall which I'd normally say minimum 1hr but he was 30 mins away and it was late so I said I'd do half an hour for him. We were done in 10 mins so bargain as far as I'm concerned!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 06 September 2016, 07:04:02 am
Oh lord my smoke alarm fiasco guy yesterday was HUGE not just huge but wide, too big for me really. So at least the alarm going off so much meant round two wasn't properly possible (phew!)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 06 September 2016, 05:01:25 pm
Oh lord my smoke alarm fiasco guy yesterday was HUGE not just huge but wide, too big for me really. So at least the alarm going off so much meant round two wasn't properly possible (phew!)

That sounds like an idea........can you get alarms which sound like an alarm so you can set it half way through bookings? hahahaha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 06 September 2016, 06:20:57 pm
That sounds like an idea........can you get alarms which sound like an alarm so you can set it half way through bookings? hahahaha

Only if you can switch them on/off at will!  I spent the whole day till 3pm...either out or spending every 5 minutes tapping tne alarm to shut it up........for a whole 5 minutes at a time, drove me crazy  :FF

Luckily it was fixed before my 5.30. Nice guy but its so damn hot.  Whats it doing being hot in North Yorkshire I'm unprepared! And no fan in a very warm 2nd floor appartment.  Not to mention I must have had a stress build up since I gushed like crazy.  Bright red in the face after, hot dehydrated, attractive, not!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 06 September 2016, 08:48:16 pm
Just had my first virgin or at least the first to admit to being a virgin before the booking. Said he was 30 okay looking kind of a round stocky build and glasses. He booked an hour and basically asked me to teach him how to do a couple of positions which is kind of funny I've only just turned 20 and I'm showing this guy 10 years older how to do things like doggystyle. It was kind of awkward but we had a laugh and he lasted a lot longer than I expected I don't know if it was nerves or what but he got through trying 2-3 positions before he wanted me to finish him off with OWO.  Seemed pleased with himself  and we spent the last part of the booking talking about music offered him a back rub but he was quite happy to lie there he took a shower and was out on time even dumped an extra couple of ?20 notes in my hand on his way out.

This has been my least stressful booking in 2-3 weeks he showed up on time, he was polite and funny,he didn't take too long in the shower or leave it a mess and he actually had an idea of what he wanted to do with an hour booking.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: loubyloo on 07 September 2016, 01:00:02 pm
Oh wow!
I'm in heaven. Very well dressed, handsome for his age, about 55, turned up with flowers, champagne and strawberries.
Sat and chatted for 45 mins, sipping champagne, (thank god I have some nice glasses!) did the business for about 20 mins and then sat chatting some more.
2 hr booking flew by. It was the best booking I've ever had.
Think I'm a little bit in love! Haha x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 08 September 2016, 10:02:08 pm
Only my second new client booking in the last few days. For the last 5-6 weeks I've only seen the odd  regular through choice due to being fed up and needing a break.
Anyway, he arrived on time, no issues with booking, decent looking guy about 35ish. That's where the good stuff ends  :FF

He says he has just showered so refuses one at mine. A bit of kissing and touching then I sink to my knees to unbutton his jeans. Get the jeans slid down a bit and I get a whiff! Not cheese, I actually reckon his cock was recently washed but I swear to god I could even SEE the grime in the gathered elastic of the waistband of his boxers!
Anyway got the jeans and mingin boxers off and suggested a quick shower together assuring him that it will only be a couple of mins while trying to kick his boxers into the corner so I don't need to see them! Pleasant enough guy, fairly easy booking but jeezo. Get it together,  get acquainted with a washing machine.Boak
He ain't coming back
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 09 September 2016, 01:21:44 am
Hotel outcall with a guy just passing through, love those guys. Came within 5 mins and spent the rest of the hour chatting about mundane life. Perfect more of those please.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Y211 on 09 September 2016, 05:27:20 am
Lovely polite guy who paid for 45 minutes with extras and then came after a five-minute handjob. Gave him a massage for the rest of the time and never even took my underwear off. Dream client!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 09 September 2016, 01:09:43 pm
A lovely chap booked half an hour but came within 1-2 minutes of oral, I offered him a 2nd cum or a massage but he said he's fine, I felt a bit guilty charging him for half an hour so I told him I will call it a 15 minute quickie and gave him back ?10 which is the difference between my 15 min and half hour booking, I was happy with ?50 for 2 minutes 'work' and the client left very happy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 09 September 2016, 04:30:09 pm
Oh god my worst type of booking  >:(  The guy sent a 2 way SMS asking 'if I was free around now'  Since he'd paid for the SMS I did reply, he got back to me, phoned me, then asked 'Where in X are you, I know a lot of people there'... making out he was a big businessman.  Oh ...when I told him, mumble mumble I will have to phone someone first and get back to you (well eventually he made this clear).

Phoned, confirmed, all good thus far, except in the meantime I saw 2 AW emails from him which if I'd seen them first would've declined the booking......'I want to do X Y and Z to make you......squirt'.  I had tried to make it clear earlier on the phone.......its not guaranteed just enjoy its a bonus if it happens blah bah

So the minute he arrived (looking very scruffy, not that I mind scruffy but hardly the big businessman) he said 'someone saw me come in here' so I thought okkkk whats he gonna do, run? But no he stayed but it was all very awkward the whole way thro.  He was obviously more used to wham bam type or PSE which I explicitly say I don't do and said this on the damm phone too ...that I'm only doing GFE currently due to my ankle thus the special price............

I felt constantly that he was waiting for me 'to cum' yet his attitude was all wrong for that, do this, that, the other, no flow at all, yet annoyingly I found myself trying to force things ie. to gush, stupid thing to do but he made me feel really under pressure.

Eventually he came via wanking and some bum play from me.  I think my radar was a bit off today and I wouldn't normally accept this type of guy who btw the whole way thro kept saying how long are you here, oh I'm about most evenings, how late do you work, what are you doing next obvoiusly thinking I'd see him for free. His 'I'm about most evenings' got complete silence from me.

At the start and as he left he kept asking who I rented from (as if I'd tell him) convinced he'd know them  ::) talk about para

arrrgh sorry for rant ladies needed it out of my system!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 09 September 2016, 05:08:48 pm
That sounds shit LotN and I'd bet my last penny he's no businessman, just another sad fantasist.

I do squirt under the right conditions (i.e., with someone I am relaxed with) but I never advertise this and I always say that I don't if asked, because being "expected" to squirt is pretty much guaranteeing it not to happen!

When they say "What are you doing next" I'm always tempted to reply "I'm submitting my proposal for modifications on the international space station, why?" or something equally unlikely :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 09 September 2016, 05:26:14 pm


I do squirt under the right conditions (i.e., with someone I am relaxed with) but I never advertise this and I always say that I don't if asked, because being "expected" to squirt is pretty much guaranteeing it not to happen!



I used to write that I do on my profile and I'd get people like "So you squirt yeah? Sounds good"  "Well yeah under the right conditions" "What do you mean?" "It takes the right combination of things it's not something that I can just do on demand!" I had people who just expected it to happen so I ended up not using it as a selling point. It can happen if people listen to me and do things a certain way but a lot of the time I find they just ignore me and do things their own way which is always just push my legs back as far as they can and then lick directly on my clit which makes their tongue feel like sandpaper after 10 seconds and does nothing for me. Trying to get clients to respond to what you want when it comes to oral I've found is mostly impossible.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 09 September 2016, 06:12:05 pm
That sounds shit LotN and I'd bet my last penny he's no businessman, just another sad fantasist.

I do squirt under the right conditions (i.e., with someone I am relaxed with) but I never advertise this and I always say that I don't if asked, because being "expected" to squirt is pretty much guaranteeing it not to happen!

When they say "What are you doing next" I'm always tempted to reply "I'm submitting my proposal for modifications on the international space station, why?" or something equally unlikely :D

It was shit, he was an out an out creep with no skills whatseover.  Haha I should have a reply ready like that, that'd stump them.  Of course they want me to say oh yes I'm free (and that desparate) do come over whenever you like!

I'm crystal clear that its  'under the right conditions' etc as TrashAzn mentioned.  If the guy has the right attitude it happens a lot, with guys like him, sitting down the end of the fucking bed waiting for it to happen  :FF as you say almost guaranteed not to.  I'm not a machine its a mood thing......

I mainly manage to screeen out guys who want to see me simply for that one thing as they are often like this dickhead.

There was a time I took it completely off my profile for over 6 months, trouble is its still in a lot of my FB and so I thought well I might as well try to educate them on it then....and reinstated the section on it
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 09 September 2016, 07:46:04 pm
Oh Dear..Anyone ever been in the situation of believing their period is finished and then, with a little over zealous pounding from a client, suddenly it becomes all to evident it's er..not.quite? On white hotel sheets in a room the guy was renting just to see you for the afternoon?.. :-[
Unfortunately this guy had already shown himself to be extremely paranoid of 'catching something' from us ladies by helpfully providing TWO ultra safe condoms, which he used simultaneously.
You can imagine his reaction to the sight of a little blood? Panic and patronising..
 I got the tenth degree about regular health checks.  He genuinely believes this is a sign I'm  disease ridden and it didn't end well at all. Not a great day at the office then  ;D

Strangely, he left me super-speedy excellent feedback and said he would be delighted to see me again   :-\
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 09 September 2016, 09:08:25 pm
Unfortunately this guy had already shown himself to be extremely paranoid of 'catching something' from us ladies by helpfully providing TWO ultra safe condoms, which he used simultaneously.

Using two condoms means they're more likely to break. What a tool.
http://www. nhs.uk/Livewell/teenboys/Pages/Condoms.aspx

And yes, I've had vigorous intercourse reignite bleeding, although I have wondered at times if it's actually cervical erosion, or it's caused by a low cervix.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 09 September 2016, 09:22:56 pm

You can imagine his reaction to the sight of a little blood? Panic and patronising..


Has he never heard of periods? Ridiculous man x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 09 September 2016, 09:35:11 pm
Has he never heard of periods? Ridiculous man x

Ah but you see us whores are meant to make sure our periods are scheduled never to clash with bookings.  ::) since we are there for pleasure only and such bodily functions are unknown during whore time!

As for the 2 condoms, ridiculous. I had a bf many moons ago who insisted on this and I soon found out this was less, not more safe from my doctor.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 10 September 2016, 12:04:13 am
I had a new booking today which has left me feeling a little flat. I don't think I was out of order but I feel like I didn't leave him satisfied.

Really easy going guy, arrived on time, had a shower and parked himself down. We discussed as before what he liked/expected and he specified GFE - lots of kissing and cuddling and oral - which I've no issue with. However, it came to kissing and I was certain I could taste alcohol off him and it was all I could think about and while I've no issues with seeing anyone not very well endowed, his pubes were longer than his cock - I wish I was joking. Continued with kisses, hand relief and his thirty minutes was over, he noted himself that he was over time but asked me for oral anyway before he left. I wish I had just said said we got carried away in his chat and kissing and only if he was paying for extra time, but I blurted out about him needing to trim his pubes! I feel awful, he was so nice but I couldn't stop myself.

I really struggle with obese clients and he was. How do I politely put on my profile that I don't want these bookings? I think people think because I'm a chubby bird I don't mind seeing meant twice/three times the size of me.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 10 September 2016, 01:37:52 am
I had a new booking today which has left me feeling a little flat. I don't think I was out of order but I feel like I didn't leave him satisfied.

Really easy going guy, arrived on time, had a shower and parked himself down. We discussed as before what he liked/expected and he specified GFE - lots of kissing and cuddling and oral - which I've no issue with. However, it came to kissing and I was certain I could taste alcohol off him and it was all I could think about and while I've no issues with seeing anyone not very well endowed, his pubes were longer than his cock - I wish I was joking. Continued with kisses, hand relief and his thirty minutes was over, he noted himself that he was over time but asked me for oral anyway before he left. I wish I had just said said we got carried away in his chat and kissing and only if he was paying for extra time, but I blurted out about him needing to trim his pubes! I feel awful, he was so nice but I couldn't stop myself.

I really struggle with obese clients and he was. How do I politely put on my profile that I don't want these bookings? I think people think because I'm a chubby bird I don't mind seeing meant twice/three times the size of me.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Phoenix on 10 September 2016, 01:42:58 am
Has he never heard of periods? Ridiculous man x
Quite  :)
His reaction wiped away any embarrassment and i did wonder if he was getting some sort of karma for being a paranoid tool. He was like the worst person this could have happened to, having earlier said that any guy who has OWO with a "Working lady" has a death wish..( this, during a full-on kissy, Kissy GFE )
I imagine he's been scouring the Internet ever since for advice ( and whatever he chances upon will probably confirm his worst fears  ;)
And yet..his feedback would indicate he's willing to take another chance..Maybe with a 3rd condom? ( which he didn't even use properly-Why do men never learn to squeeze the air from the teet and leave it wobbling on the end like a snowman's bobble hat (-two bobble hats? )  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 10 September 2016, 12:04:57 pm
Thank god a nice booking this morning, helps take away the nasty taste of yesterday's. A big bear of a Yorkshire guy but lovely polite and a relaxed sensual booking. He was blown away by everything which always helps! Especially my protected oral which was how he came.

Made me feel loads better  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 10 September 2016, 04:56:08 pm
Had a new client turn up last night at 7pm for a 2 hour booking.
A really nice gent in his 50's, can't exactly fault him other than he got very smelly from sweating so much he had to use the shower twice last night and one this afternoon.
Last night when his 2 hours was up I gave him an extra 30 minutes for free before we agreed an overnight. There's a cash machine over the road from me so he went out to draw out the maximum amount. Lovely!
The next morning he still wanted to stay so I told him he will have to get more money, so off he went back downstairs of my apartment block to the cash machine!!

Lots of chatter but now I'm quite sore he had a lot of stamina :o

I have loads of clients texting and calling me for bookings. Is there something in the air this week OMG??
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 11 September 2016, 09:28:52 am
An outcall to a hotel last night with a lovely guy who wanted me to tell him how his wife gets gangbanged by black guys. An easy booking. Didn't even have to have sex  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 11 September 2016, 03:50:39 pm
An outcall to a hotel last night with a lovely guy who wanted me to tell him how his wife gets gangbanged by black guys. An easy booking. Didn't even have to have sex  ;D

God, how did you manage that one? haha x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 12 September 2016, 02:56:45 pm
Dream client. Came across a bit cocky on the phone and almost didn't go, then when I arrived he 'swaggered' out of the hotel and I almost didn't go in but I'm so glad I did. He was sooooooo nervous and an absolute gentleman.

My gut instinct was all wrong, spent a lovely hour together and he tipped me extra on top of my fee. So glad I went after the shower of shit the SE has been presenting lately he was a breath of fresh air.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 12 September 2016, 06:25:01 pm
God, how did you manage that one? haha x

He got too excited before he reached the sex bit lol  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 12 September 2016, 06:28:36 pm
Lovely guy books 30 minutes and only stays for 10  ;D Cracking sense of humour too. Had a right good laugh within that 10 minutes  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 12 September 2016, 06:30:40 pm
He got too excited before he reached the sex bit lol  ;)

Haha reminds me of a couple of clients I had. Two in fact who came in their pants before undressing and were so embarrassed by this they insisted (despite my best efforts) on leaving, bless their cotton socks.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 12 September 2016, 08:47:58 pm
Haha reminds me of a couple of clients I had. Two in fact who came in their pants before undressing and were so embarrassed by this they insisted (despite my best efforts) on leaving, bless their cotton socks.

Aww, that's only happened to me once. And he was very fit and young, bless him  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 14 September 2016, 11:39:10 am
Just done a new one that had the loudest most booming voice I have ever had the misfortune to entertain (imagine Brian Blessed on steroids) and today its sods law my downstairs neighbour is in her garden directly under my bedroom window, although my bedroom windows and my blinds are closed I can only hope and pray the double glazing is good enough to muffle his "Oh yes I love stockings" and "Aren't you a naughty girl" type comments.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 14 September 2016, 12:17:27 pm
My last booking yesterday was kind of gross at least his place. I didn't even really want to take it was about to shut down for the night but he calls  asking for a booking for 30 mins at 8pm and his place isn't that far from where I live maybe 10 minutes walk so I figured I could walk over there then get a taxi back home. There is a supermarket nearby and I needed some stuff so at least I could have a shop and get a taxi from there.

Anyway get to the place no issues with the guy himself he's nice enough and pretty passive he just let me go through the motions. His place was a mess though just stuff everywhere. Kitchen sides all covered with dirty plates and mugs and his bathroom I really didn't want to touch anything. Don't know how people can live like that and why they wouldn't clean up if they are having female company over. Made me regret taking a last minute booking should have turned the phone off and ordered food earlier!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Hannaah on 14 September 2016, 06:44:35 pm
My favourite client, sub booking. He knows just the way I  enjoy being dominated and is brilliant at providing both aftercare as well as constantly checking in and reassuring during the booking. Funny, polite, respects all boundaries and very clean. Perfect.  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 14 September 2016, 07:49:21 pm
A new client well since I'm kinda touring in this part of Yorkshire for the first time, they are all new!  Older guy but a great mix of sensual and a bit dominant, which I really liked and totally made me gush. Although normally I discuss full sub/dom bookings, since this just developed naturally I let it run and he was fine to stick to what I was happy with.

Only issue was he got very enthusiastic during the actual fucking and now my ankle is killing me!  It wasn't intentional at all but guys sometimes forget even tho its still heavily strapped up.

All in all very enjoyable.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: IveS on 16 September 2016, 11:39:32 am
Had my first sub client! I've not done any D/s stuff for ages and forgot how much more for thought it requires but he was lovely and chatty, even gave me free velcro luggage ties for restrains  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Y211 on 17 September 2016, 06:44:29 am
The ONE time I forget my lube, he turns out to have a huge penis and lots of stamina.  :FF

Not his fault, and he was lovely, but ouch. Good thing it's nearly the end of the day.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 18 September 2016, 07:35:55 pm
Only my 6th ever booking, hot guy who was around my age, who had divine oral skills. I wish he had stayed down there the whole booking!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 19 September 2016, 08:38:14 pm
Lovely new booking with a gorgeous guy my age. Absolute gentleman, very complimentary and great fun. I can't think of a better way to brighten up my Monday evening :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 19 September 2016, 08:41:43 pm
A guy who was on stand by and came at short notice when my booked client cancelled.

Very nice and polite, gave me great oral and I came like a rocket! Just what I needed after the last couple of clients who were completely shit and required my best acting skills  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 20 September 2016, 12:20:44 am
For someone that wasn't going to work this evening, I'm so glad I did. Second booking was yet another guy around my age. Absolutely the type of man I'd be attracted to on a night out and he was just an absolute gem. Sexy, fun and wonderful in bed - you'll get no complaints from me! If only they were all like that. X
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 20 September 2016, 11:49:08 pm
Lovely outcall to a fabulous guy who wanted his bottom caning. Immense fun  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Luciexx on 21 September 2016, 07:22:46 pm
Oh, I wish I was a fly on the wall... ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 22 September 2016, 09:12:38 pm
fetish session with me in the sub role all agreed before hand, plenty of light spanking, "worshiping him" and being ordered to receive in all holes. First time subbing while working, however experienced in my private life from my club days and with my partner.  Brought back some fun memories, I hope he rebooks,
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Fabulassie on 23 September 2016, 06:40:24 am
Guy booked an hour and showed up with a bottle of wine.

But when he got his wallet out, he said he could only do 45 minutes. Whatever... It was late and I was tired so I was happy enough to shorten.

Booking generally OK but he came too quick and then struggled to cum again. I realised that he was going to go well overtime fucking in various positions and I was having none of that. An hour can last 70 minutes, but he'd shortened to save ?20 and I was tired.

So at exactly the time I sat up, pulled off my wig and changed the music from Al Green to Extreme Noise Terror.

He seemed surprised and dismayed but oh well.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: IveS on 23 September 2016, 11:12:59 am
Guy booked an hour and showed up with a bottle of wine.

But when he got his wallet out, he said he could only do 45 minutes. Whatever... It was late and I was tired so I was happy enough to shorten.

Booking generally OK but he came too quick and then struggled to cum again. I realised that he was going to go well overtime fucking in various positions and I was having none of that. An hour can last 70 minutes, but he'd shortened to save ?20 and I was tired.

So at exactly the time I sat up, pulled off my wig and changed the music from Al Green to Extreme Noise Terror.

He seemed surprised and dismayed but oh well.

Hahaha would have paid to see his face! Might have try switching to a hardcore punk playlist for clients that want to hang out lol x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: loubyloo on 23 September 2016, 12:08:16 pm
I swear I've just had Ben Kingsley!
I had Mr Bean a few weeks ago and I've also had one of the chuckle brothers!
All lookalikes, obviously!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 23 September 2016, 01:50:02 pm
Friendly man with nice widger. Was great really.

State of his house was shocking. These men seem to live in squalor.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Luciexx on 23 September 2016, 07:34:28 pm
30 minutes booking.  It was his pre-funeral punt.  He nearly crushed me underneath him.   :-[  A nice guy, though.  I LOVED 30 minutes booking.  Fast and over quickly :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 23 September 2016, 08:31:14 pm
30 minutes booking.  It was his pre-funeral punt.  He nearly crushed me underneath him.   :-[  A nice guy, though.  I LOVED 30 minutes booking.  Fast and over quickly :)

Sounds like it was nearly your funeral Lucie lol. I agree 30 min bookings are great, or even better the ones that pay for an hour but are out in 30 mins!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: KayKitty on 23 September 2016, 10:16:14 pm
My first ever booking!

A guy in his twenties, about my age. Was an outcall. He paid me ?120 for a half hour booking. He was actually pretty cute, like I'd talk to him in a bar! Very interested in my pleasure, very appreciative. What a fantastic start to escorting. I really hope he books again but I get the feeling it might have been his one off impulse purchase because he'd never done it before. x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 24 September 2016, 02:33:34 am
Took a chance on a longer distance booking because I had a good gut feeling and the guy practically fell over himself to pass my screening. I arrived he paid for two hours, which was a stipulation of me travelling so far and I was in and out within 30 minutes with his blessing and extra tip on top.

Think I wore him out poor guy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 24 September 2016, 09:58:21 pm
An old school gent who said he was 76, older than my granddad.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 26 September 2016, 09:57:55 pm
A rare outcall. Kind of a difficult tedious booking. It was for 2hours and honestly the way he talked (polite, quite posh) was opposite to how he behaved which was borderline rough. He was constantly trying to roughly finger me (as if the rougher it was the more likely I was to come, err no). After 15 minutes of this with me trying everything to get him to stop to the point of shoving his hand away he petulantly said 'you've been naughty so I said why, you can guess what he said  ::). My response was 'look I say gentle only on my profile, I'm too tight I cannot tolerate it constantly'

After that it was better but after bout 1 the talking was awkward, this is unusual for me I was constantly searching for topics to bring up. Bout 2 was unremarkable.

It really was strange and not very pleasant the way he almost switched personalities, it made me feel like a thing not a person.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 26 September 2016, 10:09:51 pm
he petulantly said 'you've been naughty

Fucking hell, that would have really boiled my piss. I think he might have got one of my famed "The FUCK did you say, son?" followed by a swift end to the booking. What a cock.  >:(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 26 September 2016, 10:52:18 pm
Fucking hell, that would have really boiled my piss. I think he might have got one of my famed "The FUCK did you say, son?" followed by a swift end to the booking. What a cock.  >:(

Believe me if he'd not heeded what I said - I was pretty stern - I gave him one chance to wise up - then it was right at the front of my mind to walk. I knew I had to put my foot down pretty quick.

Exhausted only just back, long day more bookings than I'm used.

After 3 old codgers today, 2 borderline unpleasant/rough I'm due a hot young stud who knows how to please a woman tomorrow methinks.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Gypsy on 27 September 2016, 09:06:46 am
Outcall based in the closest city to me. Guy was decent. Wanted to go down on me straight away. Wicked tongue and after he came in doggy style he said I could go 20 minutes early. Bless him  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 27 September 2016, 11:09:49 am
Well I just saw a fit youngish guy with a sexy Swedish accent. Ok his technique wasn't the best with kissing or sex but you can't have everything. He was a nice guy and we had a good laugh and chat throughout and afterwards.

Improvement on last night's outcall. Hell, yes.

Edit forgot he managed to lock himself into the loo somehow and for 5 minutes couldn't open the damn door!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Marianne on 27 September 2016, 02:42:59 pm
Wicked duo with a new lady I'm working with who is very hot and very good! And the client is a lover of giving great oral. All in all a lovely hour  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 27 September 2016, 07:48:50 pm
A very lovely but nervous guy about 25, he lasted about two minutes when I gave him a bj and maybe three or four during round two. The poor guy actually cum while I rode him.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 27 September 2016, 08:42:01 pm
Horrible booking with a very strange bloke.Said he hadn't been with a woman before and to be honest I expected him to be a no show I wished he had been.
He took ages to be directed from my landmark to my apartment because he lied about where he actually was and then did the man thing and thought he knew better than I did where my apartment was in conjunction to where he was.
When he arrived he then asked if I recorded my clients then told me a fairy story about how he was actually gay and normally just went with men but wanted to try a woman.Clearly utter shit because he was so awful at even kissing (felt like I was being poked in the face hard by his lips rather than a kiss) I doubt he had been with anyone male or female!
He asked for 69 (Yeah I'm sure a gay man would want to have a pussy in his face like that on his first time) and then kept prising my arse and fanny open like he was inspecting me from the inside.
The sex was a total ordeal from behind.He couldn't seem to work out that my hole was below my clit and when he got in he rammed like it was going out of fashion.He then laid on his back and asked if I'd fuck without a condom.
Was so glad when I managed to make him cum and get him out of the door.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 27 September 2016, 10:01:17 pm
A guy I must have seen before, I didn't remember him but he knew where I was located so all good, he asked on the phone about having 15 minutes but then he changed his mind to 30 minutes.
He wanted me to nibble and play with his nipples, squeeze his ball sack and describe to him in detail how I was going to fuck him with a big strap on. He spent the whole half hour furiously wanking his cock so hard I thought it was going to catch fire. After 25 minutes I started to dig my nails into his ballsack along with squeezing and slapping them and that did the trick.
Can't you just tell the guys who wank to porn a lot.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 27 September 2016, 11:42:15 pm
Similar to Helen's in some respect! Guy wanted a mix of cbt and gfe. First time I've done anything like that but must've felt adventurous today lol. Ended up being great fun, normal gfe stuff, facesitting then tying up his balls and cock, slapping, squeezing, biting and kicking them! I always thought I was too nice/gentle to hurt anyone like that but I think years of pent up frustration came out and he seemed rather pleased with my efforts!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 28 September 2016, 04:35:11 pm
A rare outcall. Kind of a difficult tedious booking. It was for 2hours and honestly the way he talked (polite, quite posh) was opposite to how he behaved which was borderline rough. He was constantly trying to roughly finger me (as if the rougher it was the more likely I was to come, err no). After 15 minutes of this with me trying everything to get him to stop to the point of shoving his hand away he petulantly said 'you've been naughty so I said why, you can guess what he said  ::). My response was 'look I say gentle only on my profile, I'm too tight I cannot tolerate it constantly'

After that it was better but after bout 1 the talking was awkward, this is unusual for me I was constantly searching for topics to bring up. Bout 2 was unremarkable.

It really was strange and not very pleasant the way he almost switched personalities, it made me feel like a thing not a person.

Ladies I've been thinking this over trying to decide if this guy warrents a warning.  Reason being he pushed boundaries a lot and I worry that a less experienced/confident lady may be pushed into doing thing they don't want do/don't offer. The main issues were:

So firstly the very very forceful fingering and despite my obviously not wanting it like that, pushing his hand away he says I've been naughty so I sternly tell him I only offer light fingering and certainly not constantly, otherwise I swear he'd have kept it up the whole 2 hours.

Secondly he asked 'did I like anal play' which I haven't offered for some time.  I said 'no' but he constantly was rubbing my ass obviously trying for anal play to the point I had to say 'don't do that'

He did stop both times after I'd been stern with him.  However he was push, push pushing before then. Most guys they get it after one 'shove away'.

Also the way his character changed from pleasant during non sexual time to forceful/pushy during it.

What do you think?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 28 September 2016, 08:18:13 pm
I would say yes, put a warning as a boundary pusher.

I would certainly be grateful to be warned not to book this clown.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 28 September 2016, 08:40:49 pm
I would say yes, put a warning as a boundary pusher.

I would certainly be grateful to be warned not to book this clown.

100% agree.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 28 September 2016, 09:07:11 pm
Thanks Ladies I will do the warning tomorrow. He also had pretty much 100% positive FB too.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 28 September 2016, 10:12:34 pm
Great guy I've been with before, he was furious at my dimmed lighting because I couldn't fully appreciate the colour of stockings and underwear he was wearing. I'm not gonna lie, he looks better in them than I do!

Brilliant fun, passionate, filthy, brilliant sex. More of the same tomorrow please.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: loubyloo on 29 September 2016, 03:23:33 pm
Thinnest man I've ever seen with a really fat cock, but the foreskin kind of slid over the front of his cock so it looked like a periscope on a submarine!
Had to try very hard not to be freaked out by it lol
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 29 September 2016, 05:31:38 pm
Yet another strange dude..I seem to be getting a run of them since I came back from hols!
Booked for an hour,turned up then tells me he was too embarrassed to ask on the phone but can he have strap on and to be wanked like he is tied up.
Great!I don't offer strap on and as I said to him you could have asked via text beforehand then I can either agree to using toys up your bum and have them prepared or you can actually read profiles properly and find a lady that offers strap on service!
Anyway so much for being wanked for an hour he came quite quickly then informed me he is normally a one pop wonder.I cut the booking short and gave him some money back.
I really don't know why they book for an hour and when they can't come more than once and don't specifically say they want to draw it out or why they feel the need to ask for more unusual services as they arrive.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Philippa Joyce on 29 September 2016, 06:52:34 pm
mine was at midday today. New punter with a cock that resembled a button mushroom, ridiculously small. Usually when guys are not well blessed,they at least try to compensate by giving oral,but not this guy. I was so glad he had only booked me for half hour and not an hour :-\
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 29 September 2016, 08:14:05 pm
lunch time outcall, guy spent most of the time between my legs, did not have a clue what to do and then popped within 5 mins of doggy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 30 September 2016, 02:34:23 pm
Had a booking last night this guy had contacted me about wanting a threesome, he'd already got one girl to agree and he wanted a second was a little dubious about the whole thing and asked if I could have her details just to check things over and he asked her then sent me some contacts.

We talked a bit turned out she was fine with it another local student doing some prostitution on the side just started out doing it really we ended up agreeing to meet up beforehand just to talk and make sure things are comfortable and she was really cute around the same age as me,good looking and a lot of fun to talk to so that all worked out. Unfortunately the client looked like Penn from the duo of Penn & Teller and fancied himself a porn star constantly grabbing at us and changing positions while calling us names or ordering us to do things to each other. Was glad when it was over but did manage to make a new friend from the whole thing and getting to play with her wasn't terrible she has a nice body and isn't too bad in bed  ;D.

Just have to keep reminding myself that I have a boyfriend...
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 30 September 2016, 03:01:45 pm
This was a returner a guy I only saw Monday, in his early 70s. The last time he got on my nerves jabbing his fingers inside, was quite uptight and not very happy he didn't come. He also went on rather about his wife's gynae problems.

I had explained maybe if he came again he'd feel more relaxed, he definitely did and respected my edict on light fingering and managed to stay erect and come, hallelujah!

This was definitely a case of dreading a booking based on the previous one, always good if a booking is better than expected! There was some time left so I made him a cuppa and had a chat before he left.

Edit: tho quite annoyingly he arrived early kept buzzing the buzzer and didn't answer texts/calls. Turned out his phone was out of charge, just hope no neighbours saw him hanging around!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Paprika82 on 30 September 2016, 05:04:09 pm
I had a businessman at lunch time. He was pleasant enough, but he didn't last long. And he seemed pretty concerned about showering before and after.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 30 September 2016, 05:56:49 pm
Guy I've seen once before. He was prancing round the bedroom doing poses with an erection. I had to pretend he was funny. Then he asked me to marry him. That I did find funny.

 8)

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 30 September 2016, 09:33:39 pm
Guy I've seen once before. He was prancing round the bedroom doing poses with an erection. I had to pretend he was funny. Then he asked me to marry him. That I did find funny.

 8)

lol, for some reason I have visions of that skinny guy from the 1990's Mr Muscle adverts!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 30 September 2016, 09:35:33 pm
Really pleased to get a call from one of my favourite - and gorgeous - regulars. Not seen him since May when he was a bit embarrassed because he came virtually as he entered me! He has PE but usually manages 30-60 seconds... Luckily all good today.  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 02 October 2016, 03:35:44 am
An old regular who threw a tantrum when I put my price up at the start of the year and told me I had 'lost his business for being greedy' ::) as if an extra ?20 was going to break the bank for him. Well he contacted me for a booking out of the blue and I turned him down citing the fact he's an arsehole as the reason.

Well he begged all night so at the end of my shift I told him I will visit him if he pays for two hours by bank transfer as he always has done.

He did and apologised profusely for being an arsehole the whole booking. Looks like I didn't lose his business after all entitled twat.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 02 October 2016, 08:37:09 am
Couples booking, first threesome as a pro, careful vetting at first spoke to the lady who was lovely, met in a hotel the man was the boss and ordered his partner to have her wicked way with me, a kind of pecking order he was top, followed by her and I was the lowly slave. Received a good spanking and paddling, oral fun with all toy shows and of course pleasing the top man. Little bruised this morning but this was all agreed as I will not be working for the next week. Just the sort of session I have had in my private life before and being naturally a sub something I love.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Luciexx on 02 October 2016, 10:23:14 am
Had a couple of people asking for giving them rimming whilst I do not put on my "enjoy" list.

One had a shower spending about ten minutes after he arrived.  He was still smelling like manure (down there), which put me right off (without trying to be mean or rude).  I did not say anything but he seemed to believe he was thoroughly washed. He wasn't as clean as he thought he was himself.... I have read a few similar comments on this site by other escorts and I was thinking of this site when I encountered the same situation.  He didn't make any issue out of it and we moved on to do other things soon enough. 

The other punter.  A pleasant punter and he wanted his ass played with, me giving him rimming if I wanted it.  His ass was covered with black hair and didn't have the clean smell as much as elsewhere.  In my experience, very few punters douche themselves before asking this type of service.  Occasionally, I get to meet well shaven, clean bottom gents, who clearly understand what it would take to play this type of activity but not very often.....without meaning to sound disrespectful to them, of course.   :-[
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: KayKitty on 02 October 2016, 09:20:12 pm
Well....

I did my first incall weekend this weekend. Saw 8 clients and didn't have sex with at least 4 of them? Did OWO and most of them just came instantly. Is this standard?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 02 October 2016, 09:29:03 pm
Lucky! (Although not if you got cum in your hair/eyes/nose lol)

I've had weekends like this before where the guys just go off in your hand before you even get your knickers off. Seems to coincide with payday. Maybe they've been on a hair trigger all month!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 02 October 2016, 09:31:04 pm
Well....

I did my first incall weekend this weekend. Saw 8 clients and didn't have sex with at least 4 of them? Did OWO and most of them just came instantly. Is this standard?
Next week you could may 10 punters and they all want to bang you for the whole booking. Every day and every booking is different. There is no standard/normal/regular/usual day in this job.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sweetshycanada on 03 October 2016, 06:40:01 am
So omg that was different even for me. I advertise as a submissive escort, it's what I do in private life, and so far it's worked for me. And while I'm certainly not the most extreme, I am a masochist and I considered this a good session if a bit out of my norm.

It was fairly extreme even for me. He was fairly extreme himself and the amount of nipple piercings the guy had was insane! I got to expirence several firsts, from the human furniture bit, predicament senario,  needle play, but the oddest bit was how he wanted to get off... he had me bring my best stiletto heels making sure to clean the heels, and had me stand on him with a heel in this navel while he jacked off! Anyhow was a good, booking if very odd.  :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 03 October 2016, 06:49:31 am
Christ. If I stood on a guy in my stilletoes they would definitely go through!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 03 October 2016, 01:14:58 pm
Not my normal type of booking...youngish guy, the strong silent type...more mechanical no kissing in fact the whole half hr I was giving OW! So aching neck & jaw, sore knees... thought he'd never come  ::) And flaming red face, most attractive, not.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 03 October 2016, 09:13:19 pm
Well....

I did my first incall weekend this weekend. Saw 8 clients and didn't have sex with at least 4 of them? Did OWO and most of them just came instantly. Is this standard?

I've never seen a guy who doesn't want the whole lot. I think I'm doing something wrong. Or maybe you have an exceptional skill at giving oral? x  :-*
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 03 October 2016, 09:29:21 pm
So omg that was different even for me. I advertise as a submissive escort, it's what I do in private life, and so far it's worked for me. And while I'm certainly not the most extreme, I am a masochist and I considered this a good session if a bit out of my norm.

It was fairly extreme even for me. He was fairly extreme himself and the amount of nipple piercings the guy had was insane! I got to expirence several firsts, from the human furniture bit, predicament senario,  needle play, but the oddest bit was how he wanted to get off... he had me bring my best stiletto heels making sure to clean the heels, and had me stand on him with a heel in this navel while he jacked off! Anyhow was a good, booking if very odd.  :)
Reminds me of a punter I saw years ago in the mid nineties, he used to travel from Wales to Birmingham for me to stand on him in my stilettos, his ribs used to creak under my weight, I often wondered what would happen if I went straight through him and he died I mean its not hard to imagine my stiletto going through a rib and into his heart etc. I used to imagine how the Sunday newspapers would have a field day writing my story up.
Any way at the end of the session he used to check himself in the mirror admiring all the deep dints I'd put in his back and chest with my heels.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 03 October 2016, 09:34:48 pm
Latest one was a new one who requested I wear stockings and sussies, I found out he had a bit of a foot and leg fetish when he was continually stroking and rubbing my legs and feet in a downwards motion until my stockings were straning at the sussie clips so they ended up resembling knee socks. Nice guy and easy enough though.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 06 October 2016, 05:47:04 pm
The return of a new punter who first booked me for half an hour on Tuesday but today he wanted an hour.
Due to a fall followed by spinal surgery he hadn't had sex for 4 years and was now feeling ready to get back into the saddle.
On Tuesday he was nervous so we had was lots of kissing and oral but no climax yet he was thrilled at all the sensations he was feeling down below.
Today we went on to have sex and although he was rubbish in missionary we changed to doggie and amazingly after a couple of minutes he cum.
It really made my day to see his reaction and excitement of having full sex and being able to cum again. He'd paid for an hour but lasted about 40 minutes so I made him a cup of coffee and we chatted then he went away so happy.
This the reason (besides the money of course) that I love what I do.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 06 October 2016, 08:43:56 pm
Really quite a nice bloke but oh my god, the questions!
whats your real name
do you enjoy  this
do you love my cock
what will you do to me next time
what do you like to do
what time do you finish
how many guys have you seen
what do you want to do with me...

went on the entire half hour!
as i was cagey with the personal questions, he seems convinced i work for HMRC or customs and excise now!

even continued the questions when i stopped giving head to say "i can't exactly speak when my mouth is full! (not that it was)

had a few guys this week that just wouldn't stop talking
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 06 October 2016, 09:07:49 pm
Fabulous new booking this evening with a really lovely, cute guy. Started off with a shower together, he wanted to sample some of my awful massage skills then we finished with a very enjoyable 69. He even brought me some cake and gin so he's obviously welcome back!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Philippa Joyce on 07 October 2016, 06:49:46 pm
had one today that i wont forget in a hurry, he turned up with carrier bag,i asked,"whats in there"? he mumbled that he wanted to get changed in bathroom so i said join me in the bedroom when ure ready...hes come out dressed in some sort of latex diving suit complete with gimp mask and a fantastic pair of pvc boots, he was completely covered up except for his willy hanging out a slit in the front...oh its hard to keep a straight face sometimes. After the booking he asked if i wanted to buy his boots off him,i said yes, sat on bed and couldnt get them to go up past my chunky calves so he ended up keeping them (gutted). Ive been doing this job 6years and it still surprises me what turns people on lol.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 07 October 2016, 07:02:32 pm
A returning client who initially only books for half an hour but we never spend less than an hour or two together. He arrived at 8:15 this morning and left at quarter to one. We were so goosed we managed to fit in a wee nap too  ;D if it wasn't for the fact I fancy the pants off him and we get on so well there's no chance I'd be cuddling up to anyone like that.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 07 October 2016, 09:26:01 pm
A returning client who initially only books for half an hour but we never spend less than an hour or two together. He arrived at 8:15 this morning and left at quarter to one. We were so goosed we managed to fit in a wee nap too  ;D if it wasn't for the fact I fancy the pants off him and we get on so well there's no chance I'd be cuddling up to anyone like that.

Ooooohhh errrr sounds like you're falling for him!  :-*
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Rosie13 on 07 October 2016, 09:57:42 pm
Ooooohhh errrr sounds like you're falling for him!  :-*

He's definitely one of my favourites but not falling for him. You know you just get those clients and the chemistry is instant? It's a bit like that, we just have a great time. I can't even remember his name  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 07 October 2016, 10:56:55 pm
Client in his 40's had me dress as a school girl, I got put in detention for not doing my homework.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 08 October 2016, 08:44:29 am
Guy who's been trying to book me for ages but our schedules haven't coincided. He gave amazing oral and I came like a freight train!! Finished in 69 so didn't even need to spend a condom  ;D Hope he books again!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: x-Danni-x on 08 October 2016, 10:38:24 am
Lovely client this morning. Bit of a last min short notice booking before I check out of the hotel but great conversation, I love listening to some of the stories the older gentleman chat about they are so much more friendlier than some of my younger clients.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Luciexx on 08 October 2016, 10:34:11 pm
Had a guy traveling for 2 hours to get to see me.  He hardly understood any English though he seems to be able to read written English well.   Generally, I realised that it's probably not a good idea when I could not tell if he was faking his poor spoken English to manipulate the situation or if he's completely genuinely unable to communicate in English.   :-\
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 10 October 2016, 06:41:30 am
Such a shy guy who I believe had a cross dresser fantasy but just could not admit it. I turned up and he had all the gear so I coaxed him to tell me what he wanted. He paid for an hour and a half since he was so far out of my usual coverage area but insisted on booking anyway and all we did was a quick BJ and he said I could go.

I felt bad for him because he just wouldn't articulate what he wanted despite my prodding so he just went with the easy blow 'n' go, probably changed his mind but didn't want to waste my time.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Happychick on 10 October 2016, 08:12:35 am
Stupidly good looking - 100% discount as been seeing him for 4 years and my God is he just perfection.
So simple between us yet so complicated  ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 10 October 2016, 10:51:20 am
A new punter who was on his way to the airport, lovely guy around 70 but in good nick. Paid 1 hour and gave me an extra ?20 tip for letting him come an hour before I usually start. He was so easy to please only wanted OWO and RO, including a shower at the beginning and one at the end he was in and out in 45 minutes. I love those type of punters.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 11 October 2016, 04:02:42 pm
Not my last booking but last Sunday.
Chinese-British guy, early 40's I'd say, a banker or so he said, facially average to ugly, a rather shy type. His body tho! was gorgeous OMG!! Visually he was Mr Perfect even his cock looked nice which is a real compliment as I've never really liked the look of penis's, I asked him is he a male escort or model he said no. Amazing.

I have mirrored wardrobe doors next to my bed so I was actually checking him out as we were going at it. Has to be the most perfect body I've ever seen.

When he was getting dressed he asked if I do "regulars rates" I thought YES! He wants to see me again! so obviously I said if he comes back I'll look after him. I'm like, oh yes please come back...do anything to me lol, maybe he was just my type I don't know.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 12 October 2016, 09:42:05 pm
New chap early 20's , clearly got his idea of sex from porn. Very rough, manhandling me into lots of awkward positions, don't they know those on camera are filmed for the angles not pleasure. Anyway booking included anal, standard intercourse and CIM to finish.     
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 13 October 2016, 03:19:34 pm
A regular I've been seeing around a year and a half.  Lovely chap who adores nipple play (as do I) and we always have a nice chat afterwards.  Then as he was leaving he told me he may be moving up north  :(  a real shame as he is probably my favourite regular!

I seem to be haemerraging regulars, well not quite, but one moved to the States in the summer and some gave up on my I think when I was out injured for 2 months, not to mention unable to stay in my normal area most of the summer. I need to do a campaign to drum up more regs!

I feel a bit sad really at losing him, stupid tho it sounds.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 13 October 2016, 09:38:28 pm
I've been struggling accepting new clients lately. I've preferred to stick to regulars.
This guy sounded really nice on the phone and he was. Slightly younger than me, tall, blonde, good looking. Said he was a regular at the gym and looking at his arms, butt, and legs I believe him. Kept his T shirt on though throughout. Who knows why? Maybe he had his full name and address tattooed on his back  ;)  Strange though.  But he is welcome back.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lushblossom on 14 October 2016, 01:47:04 pm
I get bored very quickly with regulars.  I don't mind returnees however.

A guy this morning was 69 all good I thought as I like the maturity in outlook for a change.

His cock barely got hard the whole 45 mins. and he kept wanting me to suck at it hard.  He could not accept that it was never going to get erect and that he had to wank off at the end like any other nervous guy would.  We had to give up in the end but the full 45 mins time was given to him.  During that time he also played with my clit but it was too fast and furious another guy completely crap in the sack!  He was strumming my pussy like a flippin' banjo....

Also I am sure I have seen him before and told him not to return but had lost his number hence he slipped through the net again.

There are plenty of mature guys with fine erect cocks who are good in the sack but this one certainly wasn't.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 14 October 2016, 02:41:05 pm
Regulars all the way for me. They are as close to a guaranteed income as you can get and you can relax with them, get as high or as drunk with them as you feel safe to do so and they pay for everything.

I was out on the town with a regular last night, been seeing him since November. I love much older men yet he's only 14 years older and single, he looks good for his age so we easily got away with looking like a normal couple. Not the most attractive guy tho I'll admit he was more or less superb in bed with a lovely cock perfect for when I was on top for easy orgasms, he was so lovely to be with. I'm amazed how he's still single at the age of 39 without any baggage as he is such a lovely bloke. Its guys like this that makes this job such a pleasure, unlike all the timewasters, weirdo's and whatnot.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 14 October 2016, 09:38:15 pm
very pleasant older guy.

however, he smelled of perm solution oddly, and spend ages licking my not inconsiderable belly.  nice bloke, no sexual skills whatsoever though.
kissed with his tongue poking out, slobbered, spent forever licking me and despite trying to direct, he was always about half an inch from my clit.
had 2 showers since i got home and sure i still smell like i've just had a perm
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Scarlet O on 14 October 2016, 09:53:16 pm
Strange one,

Calls up sounding unenthusiastic but polite, sounds unimpressed when I say I'm in a hotel.

Really didnt expect him to turn up,  he did though.

Had the cheek to moan about me being too tall for a certain position when we were fucking,  nothing to do with humongous belly of course!

He eventually came after vigorous oral.

Then it was like he had a personality transplant!

He was warm, and friendly and lovely.  He then mistakenly paid me an hour rate for half hour, I informed of my pricing . and that he was paying too much,  he seemed genuinely touched at my honesty and gave me a tip.



 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 14 October 2016, 10:39:01 pm
An out call, the first time I seen him was about 15 months ago. Like mentioned in another thread I really don't think he remembered me. I had him saved though and knew who it was even before I got to the very nice street
Exactly the same as before "small man syndrome" I reckon.
He has a lovely flat in one of the best areas but he has to show me his company website. Which shows his photo and full name! His company office picture is also in full view in one of the best parts of town.
Yeah you showed me it all before  ::) he points out the pictures of him and some minor C list celebs from 20 years ago and  has to boast about his child in private school... Show me photos of his classic cars.. The best of it is. I don't really think that I was his type last time ( I suspect I was too tall and heavy ) but he has gone and seen me again.
He is all me, me, me, talking to him and he seems to just want validation that he is wonderful/ successful/ desirable etc  :FF He just comes across though as incredibly insecure and all a bit sad. All 5ft 4" of him. But hey what a gorgeous flat.
Easy enough cash. I would go again and look at his crap photos.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 15 October 2016, 09:32:33 am
My last booking last night for an hour. Seen him ages ago, a nice black guy, he's deaf so nothing much was said, age late 30s, fit athletic toned body, big cock just right not massive.

Lovely sweet guy but that cock had far too much stamina. I just could not get him to cum, until the very end I when he was starting to hurt me, I tried everything to try get him to cum even some extra's I don't normally offer.

I'm still feeling the aftereffects this morning so I'm going to go relax, suppose I'll go top up my tan and have my nails french manicured again.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 15 October 2016, 01:47:20 pm

He is all me, me, me, talking to him and he seems to just want validation that he is wonderful/ successful/ desirable etc  :FF He just comes across though as incredibly insecure and all a bit sad. All 5ft 4" of him. But hey what a gorgeous flat.
Easy enough cash. I would go again and look at his crap photos.

Sounds just like a guy I went to see. I bet it's the same one haha. I got there and when he answered the door, I couldn't see anyone. Then I looked down. There he was! Mr Little.

hahahahahahahahaha I had to get us sat down as soon as possible  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 15 October 2016, 07:33:22 pm
New client, really fit young black guy. He asked for a shower on arrival, which thank god he did because when he took his coat off he fucking STANK of BO. I asked him if he had come straight from work, thinking maybe he did physical labour - no, day off he says! So why not have a shower when you got up this morning? Ugh.

Sex was okay, nothing to write home about, and he seemed nice enough, but I had to open the windows after he left! Ridiculous!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Luciexx on 15 October 2016, 07:55:44 pm
I'm completely always against "heightism" in my life, any "isms" basically laughing at people with certain traits  e.g. race, short, tall etc.   Having said that, I saw a man of late who had A VERY deep voice over the phone which I did not notice ,previously..I was apprehensive and tried to cancel the booking even..when I opened my door, I could not see him (I wore high heels).  He was about 5'1".  A cute little thing... :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Y211 on 16 October 2016, 10:08:01 am
Last client of the day was a lovely and attractive French guy. Spoke perfectly grammatical English, but with such a heavy accent that I could only understand about half of what he said!

He came just from a bit of touching (wouldn't even call it a handjob!) early on and got all embarrassed - "I'm sorry, I usually only do this with my wife!" He said his wife had given him a "pass" to see hookers while he was in Australia, and I believe him. Good for them. :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 16 October 2016, 12:28:33 pm
Nice new guy who I've converted from a webcam client. Attractive, mid 30s, smelled nice, good at fingering. Only problem was he had quite a full beard and liked a lot of kissing, my mouth and chin are still red half an hour later!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 16 October 2016, 02:54:39 pm
Said I would never do it, but ?600 for a 1hr scat booking. I received below the neck. No sex he just unloaded and we played! 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 16 October 2016, 05:25:36 pm
My God, you did well there haha  ;D kiss those notes girl!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 16 October 2016, 08:57:46 pm
Not quite my last booking but my last day ( today ) for the next 3 weeks nearly due to stuff I've got on plus I don't work on my period.
I've said it before but I've always worked a Sunday. I know a lot of you ladies find it a waste of time but it's the only definate day off from my civvie job that I have. I've built a wee list of regulars. No one every week but at least they come every 2 or 3. Plus I often get a new guy. They say women working a Sunday is rare.
Anyway I was up at 7 as usual, phone on and 4 regulars phoned before lunchtime looking for a booking. I had done 3 for 2pm. 3.5 hours of booking but prob ran to 4.5 hours in total. I don't mind so much, they are nice guys with good chat. Not all sex.

Ladies who work full time. I totally tip my hat to you. How do you keep going?? I'm physically and emotionally exhausted. I rarely do this much in one day but cos I'm off for a few weeks I jumped at it.
I think someone said recently that they can do 9-10 bookings a day when touring.
Massive respect.
Anyway a good but tiring day. Nursing my large glass of vino now.
Stay safe, be busy x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 16 October 2016, 09:13:08 pm
New client with loads of really great feedback on AW, he booked over a day in advance for a dinner date in town for a 3 hour booking. He requested for me to dress up in I quote: "high heels, a little black or white dress no longer than mid-thigh with back-seamed hold up stockings barely hidden under the hem when standing up." This was for a 4pm meet I told him I can't go out dressed like that so early and that he'd have to pay extra for it, ?50 which he happily agreed! ok lovely he can't be a timewaster with all that feedback.

We met at the Mailbox in Birmingham, went straight to a particular bar next to the canal I've been to quite a few times. He was such a true gent he's one of those clients you just have no clue why he is seeing escorts until he explains he is married. He paid for our meals it was all actually quite nice. A couple of hours later we went back to his hotel for the final hour it was only a 5 minute walk away. Apparently he hadn't had any sexual relief for over two weeks and it showed - easily over 20 minutes of going at it hard pounding I'm glad he didn't have a big one lol, he loved being on top so I wasn't complaining  ;D

My favourite: wined, dined and sixty-nined.
Give me these type of gents ALL day long please.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 16 October 2016, 09:32:23 pm
Ladies who work full time. I totally tip my hat to you. How do you keep going?? I'm physically and emotionally exhausted. I rarely do this much in one day but cos I'm off for a few weeks I jumped at it.
I think someone said recently that they can do 9-10 bookings a day when touring.
Massive respect.
Anyway a good but tiring day. Nursing my large glass of vino now.
Stay safe, be busy x

If you are trying to work a civvy job for the usual 35-40 hours a week plus escort on top then yes you're going to be knackered.

I'm giving up my civvy job in a week and 2 days because I know I can earn better, and be WAY less tired, doing full time escorting. It's not the type of civvy job where I can just turn up, switch my brain off for 8hrs and go through the motions either. If both your jobs are engaging (though in different ways) then you're going to be tired.

Have a good break :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 16 October 2016, 09:34:06 pm
Ladies who work full time. I totally tip my hat to you. How do you keep going?? I'm physically and emotionally exhausted. I rarely do this much in one day but cos I'm off for a few weeks I jumped at it.
I think someone said recently that they can do 9-10 bookings a day when touring.
Massive respect.
Anyway a good but tiring day. Nursing my large glass of vino now.
Stay safe, be busy x
I think you have to be able to enjoy the job itself. At the end of the day the pros outweigh the cons just like any other job.
I used to do the odd day or two per week and doing tours everywhere it was really stressful sometimes. When you get your own place it really does make it all so much easier for the most part. I love being able to do what I like when I like, keeping my whore phone with me everywhere I go when I'm at the gym, getting my fingernails manicured, on the sunbed at my local indigosun - which is fantastic by the way I love the place!

Since having my own place I find escorting fairly easy, mainly! Just have to try ignore the horrible things or else it will just get you down, before you know it you'll be back working a normal job working for peanuts. Its why I try not to post negative experiences on here as it just gets you down if you dwell on all that crappyness.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 16 October 2016, 09:37:50 pm
If you are trying to work a civvy job for the usual 35-40 hours a week plus escort on top then yes you're going to be knackered.

I'm giving up my civvy job in a week and 2 days because I know I can earn better, and be WAY less tired, doing full time escorting. It's not the type of civvy job where I can just turn up, switch my brain off for 8hrs and go through the motions either. If both your jobs are engaging (though in different ways) then you're going to be tired.

Have a good break :)
+infinity
Escorting full time is the only way, but only if you enjoy it for the most part obviously, its not the perfect job by a long shot but the money you can earn some days is just incredible, I just hope I don't get too many bad clients I can handle the odd one here and there but... yeah.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 16 October 2016, 09:44:16 pm
My God, you did well there haha  ;D kiss those notes girl!

Haha very easy money, I have dabbled in similar play in my private life. I also come from a care background so the smell etc does not bother me. I don't advertise it but a client I have seen a couple of times made me a good offer ??? ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 16 October 2016, 10:33:39 pm
If you are trying to work a civvy job for the usual 35-40 hours a week plus escort on top then yes you're going to be knackered.

I'm giving up my civvy job in a week and 2 days because I know I can earn better, and be WAY less tired, doing full time escorting. It's not the type of civvy job where I can just turn up, switch my brain off for 8hrs and go through the motions either. If both your jobs are engaging (though in different ways) then you're going to be tired.

Have a good break :)

It is quite a  mentally demanding civvie job that I have but I would think after today that full time SW would be worse. It was tough. No colleagues to instantly off load on and have a laugh. I found it so draining, smiling, acting, bullshitting! I do enjoy SW but I would be wiped doing today 4-5 days a week. Yeah much better money though. Oh to be a bit younger or fitter or something... Not sure what
 Thanks for good wishes
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Naughtyforty on 16 October 2016, 10:45:42 pm
I think you have to be able to enjoy the job itself. At the end of the day the pros outweigh the cons just like any other job.
I used to do the odd day or two per week and doing tours everywhere it was really stressful sometimes. When you get your own place it really does make it all so much easier for the most part. I love being able to do what I like when I like, keeping my whore phone with me everywhere I go when I'm at the gym, getting my fingernails manicured, on the sunbed at my local indigosun - which is fantastic by the way I love the place!

Since having my own place I find escorting fairly easy, mainly! Just have to try ignore the horrible things or else it will just get you down, before you know it you'll be back working a normal job working for peanuts. Its why I try not to post negative experiences on here as it just gets you down if you dwell on all that crappyness.

I do mainly enjoy it. I don't tour and work from home. Still struggling today though.
Must work at the gym on squats or something a bit more. I have a feeling my legs won't work tomorrow. Thighs are wrecked and I am quite sporty  ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: wishlist on 17 October 2016, 01:14:42 pm
Iv just had a walker that changed his mind when i stood my ground and asked for my fee he decided to stay, fuming tho!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Mi on 17 October 2016, 01:42:28 pm
Guy requested i stay an extra hour after my shift ended at the parlour, i agreed, he was half an hour late but i agreed to still do the hour. 20 minutes in, we've done everything he wanted and he still can't come, insisted on me massaging him until his hour was fully up. Boring as hell and my hands went numb.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 17 October 2016, 10:06:10 pm
3 hours of watersports and farting in his face , loads , good job I'm on tablets that make me windy , he was sniffing it and making sexy noises like he was ecstatic , said I've made his dreams come true.
In between thinking of Shewolf and Scat play I thought thank god I don't have to hold it in when I'm with him , he's booked an over night in 3 days time ....I've seen him before otherwise I wouldn't .
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 18 October 2016, 04:23:46 pm
Glad to know you're thinking of me when you're farting in men's faces hahaha  :-*

I wonder where these fetishes originate? Maybe he smells his own farts? The mind boggles  :o
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: bristoljen on 18 October 2016, 07:32:09 pm
another  scat booking of the week with the same gent who is in town for a couple of weeks, ?600 for an hour of poo play, me playing the submissive again receiving below the neck and also providing some of my own for smearing on me, followed by a BJ and he went away happy.   
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 18 October 2016, 09:07:19 pm
Glad to know you're thinking of me when you're farting in men's faces hahaha  :-*

I wonder where these fetishes originate? Maybe he smells his own farts? The mind boggles  :o
I really did think that ! , he said he wished/ wanted to see " some chocolate sauce come out of my little fudge hole " ..he's a carer so I did wonder if there's a correlation , then decided not to ponder .

He's booked all night Friday night and sent a text to say " keep eating the baked beans " !!!

I'm trying to lift my botoxed eyebrows up !!! And lmao , alone again , like a nut !
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: PissedOffPrincess on 19 October 2016, 04:04:28 pm
When he phoned he asked would he get his full 30 mins or 40 minutes.

I said he would get the 30 minutes he paid for I wont steal off him he should not try to steal off me.

He said fair enough

He said he would have a shower before leaving home an hours travel.

Came this morning in filthy clothes insisted he had a shower before leaving home (he must have been on the road since 2000)

Got into the shower when asked used soap I gave him (it was in the shower cubicle but he had not lifted it I had to hand it to him after he started to wash in water :( )

Came out lifted arms I nearly keeled over (how do they do that?)

Asked for lots of kissing - well he had washed bless him)

Tried to suck my tongue down deep into his throat it hurt I had to tell him to stop so he bit my lip kiss instead I had to tell him to stop so he went back to my tongue.
It really hurt :(
I hate having to tell them to stop.

Too boring to continue he kept doing things too rough hes a famer I reckon he is used to handling animals :(

After he left after trying to restart at 25 mins into the meeting and 40 mins into the meeting and as he was leaving I had to open the windows and the air filter in the bathroom, everytime he hugged me I had to hold my breath.

Sometimes I think I have enough money I should retire now

Worse thing about it is he was not nasty just trying it on and clueless and he asked if I have children mid flow depressing day :(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 19 October 2016, 04:23:00 pm
When he phoned he asked would he get his full 30 mins or 40 minutes.

I said he would get the 30 minutes he paid for I wont steal off him he should not try to steal off me.

He said fair enough

He said he would have a shower before leaving home an hours travel.

Came this morning in filthy clothes insisted he had a shower before leaving home (he must have been on the road since 2000)

Got into the shower when asked used soap I gave him (it was in the shower cubicle but he had not lifted it I had to hand it to him after he started to wash in water :( )

Came out lifted arms I nearly keeled over (how do they do that?)

Asked for lots of kissing - well he had washed bless him)

Tried to suck my tongue down deep into his throat it hurt I had to tell him to stop so he bit my lip kiss instead I had to tell him to stop so he went back to my tongue.
It really hurt :(
I hate having to tell them to stop.

Too boring to continue he kept doing things too rough hes a famer I reckon he is used to handling animals :(

After he left after trying to restart at 25 mins into the meeting and 40 mins into the meeting and as he was leaving I had to open the windows and the air filter in the bathroom, everytime he hugged me I had to hold my breath.

Sometimes I think I have enough money I should retire now

Worse thing about it is he was not nasty just trying it on and clueless and he asked if I have children mid flow depressing day :(
That's disgusting you poor thing !
I hate telling to stop , you'd think once and a reminder would do ! A guy bit my lip really hard accidentally a few weeks ago . I really though I was going to get a fat lip .
Mind you he was so bucked teeth it was untrue , nice though and enough money to get them sorted  ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 19 October 2016, 06:32:31 pm
Had a condom split today  :(
At a 3 hour outcall with a regular this morning. Have been seeing him during incalls for two months? on average once every week for 1-2 hour bookings.

He booked a day off from work for when his wife was at work and his kids at school. I'd already told him I love sex in men's marital beds so this was his way of getting me round to his house. We were actually both very horny lol, he's a very sexy guy both physically and socially. Straight into the bedroom a quick OWO and then I was on top and seriously two minutes max I orgasmed I don't think I've ever came that fast, lol I was REALLY turned on.

Turned out he had taken viagra, coupled with the fact he takes a while to climax anyway especially on additional rounds no matter how vigorous the sex gets. He was really going for it in missionary and then i sensed something weird happen inside I'd never felt before I thought it was just me approaching orgasm which I soon did, then soon after he came, then he pulled out to notice it he said "oh ****" then I thought he was going to say he heard his wife in the house I didn't hear anything because he was going at it really hard  :D :FF

My fault I should have known to change the condom earlier I just haven't had one split on me in ages.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 19 October 2016, 06:58:33 pm
Lovely guy , regular 2 hour booking but I remember everytime ( bit like how you forget about childbirth) how long he lasts and about 3/4 hour oral first  ......OMG jaw ache
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 19 October 2016, 08:12:02 pm
Nice new client. He was constantly saying how much fun it was (had his other experiences been so bad?!). Anyway a bit tiring, quite a physical but fun booking, more tiring since I was gushing for Britain! He left a very happy bunny.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 19 October 2016, 08:16:59 pm
Nice new client. He was constantly saying how much fun it was (had his other experiences been so bad?!). Anyway a bit tiring, quite a physical but fun booking, more tiring since I was gushing for Britain! He left a very happy bunny.

Oooh, did he keep saying "You are so much fun, aren't you?" and similar? Lots of oral on you, no full sex? South east? If so have had the same guy and he was great  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 19 October 2016, 08:25:06 pm
Oooh, did he keep saying "You are so much fun, aren't you?" and similar? Lots of oral on you, no full sex? South east? If so have had the same guy and he was great  ;D

Yes, so it could well be! There was sex but not to completion. He wasn't local to me (West Sussex) but sounded maybe London or thereabouts by accent.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 20 October 2016, 05:30:25 pm
Anyone every have bookings like this? So finally after a dead day a booking......the vibes I get from the guy are slightly odd (and not to detract but I found it hard to concentrate when I first saw him as he was dressed in salmon pink, on top of sunburn!)

Anyway all trundling along, he had been kissing enthusiiastically but then during sex he blatently turns his head away from me and wouldn't kiss me from then on!  I suddenly twigged why, because I had been playing and may have put my finger in my mouth (which btw he loved at the time) so obviously then he was in fear of catching something since of course we are all disease ridden  :FF

From that point on I was determined to make him come as quick as possible, it pissed me off so much.  Result within half an hour of an hour booking he'd come.  Normally I stay and chat after a client showers but not this one, I sat in the sitting room as he dressed in the bedrooom then politely escorted him out, thinking thank god. He also left his towel in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor.  :FF

I deserve a glass of wine now!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 20 October 2016, 06:46:11 pm
New client who phoned and came straight over, a nice guy middle aged and clean. Started with kissing and although he was clean shaven and a good kisser he had a very rough prickly upper lip so after a while I could feel a bit of soreness on my top lip so I moved to OWO until he nearly blew but he still wanted sex so I jumped on top of him and rode him like Calamity Jane on a bucking bronco. lol 
A half hour booking that was completed well within the time.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sexymilf on 20 October 2016, 06:50:10 pm
Had a half hour booking. Guy wanting two pops in half hour. Some just take the piss!!  Needless to say i let him have his haf hour but two didnt happen!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 20 October 2016, 07:01:58 pm
Had a half hour booking. Guy wanting two pops in half hour. Some just take the piss!!  Needless to say i let him have his haf hour but two didnt happen!
If a client wants 2 pops in a half hour booking I charge them an extra ?10.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sexymilf on 20 October 2016, 09:19:44 pm
I didnt think of that MH.  Mind you he would have gone well over the half hour i reckon x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 23 October 2016, 04:51:39 pm
Had 4 clients yesterday, 1 of which didn't want sex. So of those 3 clients I had at:
5pm for a 1 hour booking he came twice in that hour it was diffiult getting him to cum that 2nd time.
6:30pm a half hour he was easy.
an overnight from 7:30m to 7am this morning when he left my apartment.

The overnight guy though, I have never been with someone with that much stamina like omg seriously it was so painful at times.
Had seen him before for an 2 hour booking which was mostly all sex based so I figured he'd be wanting a lot of sex, I don't really mind as I have a high libido anyway, I've never needed lube until last night. He came in total 4 times, and I'd say at most he was only down for 20 minutes between rounds. He would keep stopping when I thought he had cum so then I'd lay back to catch my breath and then he's near me again will a fully erect cock - I was like omg seriously?!

Just after midnight I was SO sore it was killing me. So I decided to put use some lube and WOW what an absolute godsend!!!  :o ;D so then another hour maybe of him going at it before even the lube wasn't helping gladly he didn't take much longer to cum before I was about to tell him no more. He came, I was too exhaussted to be bother to go to the bathroom to clean up,  my bed was a complete mess, my skin was bathed in sweat, lube and traces of semen, literally I just fell asleep.

Woke up this morning my vagina was so sore and it was more sore when I sat down. Told myself I am not seeing anymore clients today. Its still a bit sore  :'(
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: kate_x on 23 October 2016, 05:25:44 pm
Nervous first timer, popped just as I had got the condom on. Didn't think he would get hard again but did, quite quickly actually and came a second time by oral. He was still gone within 15 mins of a 30 min booking!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 23 October 2016, 06:50:15 pm
Well wasn't gonna work today as I have practically no voice but took an easy sounding dom booking.

Young nervous chap. First he forgot his wallet (yes really I thought he wasn't returning). Then proceeded with the booking. Me hoping my husky voice sounded merely sexy. But after around 25 minutes I sensed it'd stopped working, he got very embarrassed (about not maintaining an erection fully) and left. Bless him he said it'd happened before, I felt bad for him. He couldn't stop apologising.

It didn't end there he forgot his jacket and had to come back for it.

I felt pretty awful even tho it was barely physical (burning up) I do hope I don't have to abort my tour.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 24 October 2016, 07:40:09 pm
Nice polite chap who booked once before for an hour and popped in 7 minutes the first time. "Haha! I can't believe I thought I would need an hour!" I love guys who can laugh at themselves  :D

He did his wallet a favour and only booked half an hour this time, think he managed to last until 11 minutes judging by my playlist. Nice friendly chat afterwards.

And I managed to get enough makeup on to cover up my facial road rash, haha. Although he was more concerned with looking at other parts of me, LOL.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 24 October 2016, 08:50:39 pm
I came back earlier from a normal first date, you know hoping to try find Mr Perfect. Lovely guy to be fair, he was super rich and good looking and fit so I went down down on him and everything, I have never acted that easy in my entire life. I swallowed. Then he asked for my number I could not believe it!!

Feeling in a good mood, and tipsy as I got back to my apartment I checked my work phone and took a half hour booking for a quickie because I was feeling so horny I really wanted a man inside me.

Some Japanese student I'd say 20ish, he lasted longer than I expected so I managed to orgasm relatively easily so I gave him another half hour for free as he was quite good actually.

I am so messed up at the moment!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 24 October 2016, 09:16:49 pm
I came back earlier from a normal first date, you know hoping to try find Mr Perfect. Lovely guy to be fair, he was super rich and good looking and fit so I went down down on him and everything, I have never acted that easy in my entire life. I swallowed. Then he asked for my number I could not believe it!!

Feeling in a good mood, and tipsy as I got back to my apartment I checked my work phone and took a half hour booking for a quickie because I was feeling so horny I really wanted a man inside me.

Some Japanese student I'd say 20ish, he lasted longer than I expected so I managed to orgasm relatively easily so I gave him another half hour for free as he was quite good actually.

I am so messed up at the moment!

How did you arrange a date if you didn't have each other's phone numbers? Or am I missing something?!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 24 October 2016, 09:28:53 pm
How did you arrange a date if you didn't have each other's phone numbers? Or am I missing something?!
I gave him my escort numbe just in case I didn't like him.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 24 October 2016, 09:48:42 pm
I gave him my escort numbe just in case I didn't like him.
So did you date know you are an escort?
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 24 October 2016, 10:02:02 pm
So did you date know you are an escort?
Not a chance, I wanted a taste of normality in my life for a change.
I gave him a blowjob but for me that was my way of showing to show him how good I am and hoping he hasn't had any better. I know it sounds bad but sexually satisfying men is what I'm very good at.

When he then asked can he see me again, I gave him my personal number. Told him not to contact me on my "work" phone so I gave him my personal number.

Escorting really screws with your mind when you're doing it a lot.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sashaan on 24 October 2016, 10:36:08 pm
Naughty, witty - booked me for one hour, changed it to two hours.
When I arrived at the hotel he became unreachable  :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF
Also, just checked and he hasn't put the booking through AW...
Fuck
And he has 20 confirmed bookings, only one of them being negative which describes my situation perfectly - arrived at the place, phone switched off. Anywho, his login on AW is: toshy69
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 24 October 2016, 11:23:58 pm

Not a chance, I wanted a taste of normality in my life for a change.
I gave him a blowjob but for me that was my way of showing to show him how good I am and hoping he hasn't had any better. I know it sounds bad but sexually satisfying men is what I'm very good at.

When he then asked can he see me again, I gave him my personal number. Told him not to contact me on my "work" phone so I gave him my personal number.

Escorting really screws with your mind when you're doing it a lot.







How times have changed since I last dated they've had to have invested in dating me and waited a month or two for anything more than a kiss.  ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 24 October 2016, 11:42:30 pm







How times have changed since I last dated they've had to have invested in dating me and waited a month or two for anything more than a kiss.  ???


What if you wasted all that time to discover he had a micro penis? That would be a nightmare for me
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 24 October 2016, 11:51:04 pm

What if you wasted all that time to discover he had a micro penis? That would be a nightmare for me
To be honest after all the paying penises I've had in my lifetime it would be a blessing if he did have a low sex drive, micro penis and/or ED, I'd rather be sure he liked me for me, he has a good personality and a comfortable lifestyle etc.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Cat_BBW on 25 October 2016, 12:30:33 am

I gave him a blowjob but for me that was my way of showing to show him how good I am and hoping he hasn't had any better. I know it sounds bad but sexually satisfying men is what I'm very good at.



This sounds totally like me when I was in my teens/early 20s. I felt I didn't have much else to offer, but at least I was good at sex, so I would try to blow their mind as well as their cocks. And yeah, most of the time I succeeded. Sadly, to the detriment of my own desires, wishes and etc.

So glad I no longer think like this  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 25 October 2016, 05:56:47 am
To be honest after all the paying penises I've had in my lifetime it would be a blessing if he did have a low sex drive, micro penis and/or ED, I'd rather be sure he liked me for me, he has a good personality and a comfortable lifestyle etc.

As someone in a long-term relationship with a person who currently has a low (almost non-existent) sex drive due to medical issues, I find work only makes me miss the real deal at home more and causes the drought to be completely insufferable at times. I guess it really heavily depends on your own libido, really.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 25 October 2016, 06:56:28 am
Escorting really screws with your mind when you're doing it a lot.

Not if you don't let it
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 25 October 2016, 07:02:37 am
And I managed to get enough makeup on to cover up my facial road rash, haha. Although he was more concerned with looking at other parts of me, LOL.

Exactly!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 25 October 2016, 11:52:46 am
As someone in a long-term relationship with a person who currently has a low (almost non-existent) sex drive due to medical issues, I find work only makes me miss the real deal at home more and causes the drought to be completely insufferable at times. I guess it really heavily depends on your own libido, really.
If he can use his tongue he'll do... ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: The_Lynx on 25 October 2016, 04:43:12 pm
If he can use his tongue he'll do... ;D

Oh he doesn't have an erectile dysfunction, he is just not interested in sex, that includes receiving or giving oral (antidepressant meds, he is off them for a year now but the interest in sex hasn't returned ::)). He'd rather just cuddle. My situation at home is, by the looks of it, almost as bad as that of a lot of my married clients. :p
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 25 October 2016, 05:30:08 pm
Not if you don't let it
Well put it this way.

I will never ever trust any man to be faithful to me when i settle down. So rather than dwell on how horrible men are I'm fully in the frame of mind of having the swinger lifestyle, as if that is normal.

In this job you get to hear and even experience of so many strange fantasies that, over time, many seem extremely weird at first, and then you meet some really lovely lovely/sexy guys and  even they start polluting your mind with really sick things that lately I think has caused my biggest turn on is having sex with married men.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: lisa30 on 26 October 2016, 01:34:01 am
Last booking.... think of that scene from the inbetweeners of briefcase wanker trying to lose the big V. Trying not laugh while experiencing what I can only describe as chest compression's. Lovely guy but could not wait to get that booking over, he was not taking or seeking guidance. And now Im concerned I may have a bucket fanny as he fell out of me and didnt realise so he continued to bounce and hump (using the word hump loosely) crotch area. I think his parents must have content control on their wifi or something, poor sheltered lad.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sweetshycanada on 26 October 2016, 06:23:42 am
Hehehe :) if only all bookings were as easy as tonight :) new gut booked an hour a couple weeks back, new to bdsm and looking for an experienced sub. Says he'll text me the room number as soon as he checks into the hotel. 30min before I'm on my way and no word from him lol I started to get a bad feeling I was wasting my time. I texted and sure enough something has come up :/ but he has like 15min will I still come, he'll pay the hour :) I so thought he'd flat out cancel, I was pretty happy. Anyhow 15min of rough handling a fake orgasm that should win me an Oscar,  and for the grand finalaly cob. Like I said if only they were all that easy. :)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 29 October 2016, 10:14:44 pm
I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG

The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know  "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.

So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.

?627 million.

Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL

Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!

He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.

No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: wishlist on 29 October 2016, 10:22:41 pm
I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG

The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know  "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.

So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.

?627 million.

Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL

Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!

He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.

No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.

I take it you got payment AFTER you fucked him......not something i would do even if he was the royal family but each to their own
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Emi787 on 29 October 2016, 10:29:59 pm
I take it you got payment AFTER you fucked him......not something i would do even if he was the royal family but each to their own
Yeah, got back to my place so he could use my wifi for a secure bank wire transfer. I've  only ever done that once with another client a while ago.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 29 October 2016, 10:51:59 pm
Last booking for the week yesterday was a new client very pleasant and had a thing for running his hands though my hair and rubbing my scalp almost giving me an Indian head massage, he was in his early 70's nice and clean and surprisingly all his bits worked. Nice easy half hour booking
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 30 October 2016, 01:02:57 am
Who would keep 627 million quid in an account that you'd get money out of a cash machine from?  ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 30 October 2016, 07:08:36 am
I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG

The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know  "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.

So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.

?627 million.

Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL

Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!

He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.

No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.

Wonderful story Emi you should write a book.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sexymilf on 30 October 2016, 11:38:54 am
Who would keep 627 million quid in an account that you'd get money out of a cash machine from?  ???

And have a 520 daily limit when u have millions??
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kazzle on 30 October 2016, 11:49:44 am
Are you sure your saw his balance in sterling?

627,000,000 Vietnamese Dong is worth ?23,000. Not exactly an insignificant amount but a lot less than hundreds of millions. There may be countries with even worse exchange rates.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 30 October 2016, 12:22:49 pm
Ah but....Did you spend the night with him and did he give you the 2k? You've left us in suspense there...........x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 30 October 2016, 02:15:07 pm
Wonderful story Emi you should write a book.
I did write a mini book as a response but just erased in favour of Ha ha ha me too lmao
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 30 October 2016, 05:26:54 pm
I did write a mini book as a response but just erased in favour of Ha ha ha me too lmao

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: candystarbbw on 31 October 2016, 12:07:41 pm
My last booking was lovely. This guy in his 50s with a massive hard cock.... I really did enjoy the short 10 min!! he was such a gentlemen xxx bought me chocolates when he came.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 03 November 2016, 02:05:12 pm
Last booking.... think of that scene from the inbetweeners of briefcase wanker trying to lose the big V. Trying not laugh while experiencing what I can only describe as chest compression's. Lovely guy but could not wait to get that booking over, he was not taking or seeking guidance. And now Im concerned I may have a bucket fanny as he fell out of me and didnt realise so he continued to bounce and hump (using the word hump loosely) crotch area. I think his parents must have content control on their wifi or something, poor sheltered lad.

I relieved a young man of his virginity on Monday, and all I could keep thinking of was "briefcase wanker! briefcase wanker!"  :D :D :D

Luckily he did actually have a basic grasp of the mechanics!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Fabulassie on 03 November 2016, 02:47:21 pm
I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG

The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know  "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.

So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.

?627 million.

Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL

Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!

He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.

No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.

Maybe you should have his baby. Ka-ching!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: wishlist on 04 November 2016, 04:13:45 pm
so iv just had a guy who was plesant but half way through the booking he asked my name, I told him my work name like you do then 5 mins later during sex he started begging to know my real name, totally pissed me off and killed my mood  :FF
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Cat_BBW on 04 November 2016, 04:31:10 pm
Maybe you should have his baby. Ka-ching!!

She's not been online since the following day, praps they've eloped  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 04 November 2016, 04:56:49 pm
She's not been online since the following day, praps they've eloped  ;D

She has only told half the story too!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: wishlist on 04 November 2016, 05:03:13 pm
She has only told half the story too!

 ??? ???
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 04 November 2016, 05:09:18 pm
I would like to know if the guy became a regular and if it was dollars or ?'s in his account! And if she married him! hahahaha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: wishlist on 04 November 2016, 05:11:54 pm
I would like to know if the guy became a regular and if it was dollars or ?'s in his account! And if she married him! hahahaha

Ah thought you was privvy to the ending she had missed off  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 04 November 2016, 05:18:02 pm
Ah thought you was privvy to the ending she had missed off  ;D

Indeed a good story has a beginning middle and an end.

I didn't think anything could cheer me up but this has!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: NortheastGirl on 04 November 2016, 10:09:40 pm
My last booking asked if I watch porn on my days off. Aye love because I'm such a sex maniac
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Lushblossom on 05 November 2016, 04:18:38 pm
I had a half hour booking earlier this p.m. with a guy which involved owo and protected anal.  The booking was over and done with in 15 mins. but he was enjoying the anal for quite some time.  He was very easily pleased and no trouble though.

I love those fast appointments when they are fully satisfied and you know they aren't leaving early because they are unhappy.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: katrina on 07 November 2016, 01:41:34 pm
My last booking asked if I watch porn on my days off. Aye love because I'm such a sex maniac



Sounds like the one who asked me in all seriousness,  if in my 'private' life, do I go out dressed like this (It was a domination booking I was wearing thigh high pvc boots, fishnet stockings, pvc skirt up my arse, tits popping out of my tiny red bra, thick black eye make up, bright red lipstick)  ...Yeah course I do, I often walk around Tesco doing my weekly shop or sit in Nando's with my kids wearing this type of stuff!!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 07 November 2016, 02:49:13 pm
Lovely regular with a jolly face and a big bushy beard he always reminds me of Grisly Adams well I was 30 seconds into OWO and teasing him with my tongue when he unexpectedly shot his load, the first and hardest spurt went straight up my left nostril. Hahaha.
I've NEVER had that happen before and after the initial shock I had to laugh as it could have been worse and gone in my eye and that stings like a bitch.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MissSJ on 07 November 2016, 03:22:45 pm
An hour of ball busting and trampling.
Left him red raw but has already messaged from his car asking to see me again when I am back here again at the end of the week.
Now getting ready for a 2 hour HS session.
What can I say..I'm a feeder!
 ;)
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 07 November 2016, 05:12:22 pm
Lovely regular with a jolly face and a big bushy beard he always reminds me of Grisly Adams well I was 30 seconds into OWO and teasing him with my tongue when he unexpectedly shot his load, the first and hardest spurt went straight up my left nostril. Hahaha.
I've NEVER had that happen before and after the initial shock I had to laugh as it could have been worse and gone in my eye and that stings like a bitch.

Ahahahaha, omg I do sympathise but the mental image is hilarious!

My last booking just left, new client, seemed very nice and came with a 10-min 69 and then a BJ. I love bookings where I don't even have to spend a condom :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 07 November 2016, 06:42:13 pm
Ahahahaha, omg I do sympathise but the mental image is hilarious!

My last booking just left, new client, seemed very nice and came with a 10-min 69 and then a BJ. I love bookings where I don't even have to spend a condom :D
Me too I wish I could just give BJ's
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Teddy Bear on 07 November 2016, 07:46:35 pm
My oldest regular who recently moved to retire on his boat by the coast. Hadn't seen him in aaaaaages and thought he had forgotten about me. He wanted me to come see his boat and since he is now so far from me I stipulated 3 hours minimum thinking he would say another time, nope he agreed paid it into my account as always and off I went to spend the evening on the high seas.

Ahoy me matey, it was a first in this job. So much fun.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 07 November 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Me too I wish I could just give BJ's

If I had a more discreet place to work from I would heavily advertise 15-min quickies with BJ and HR only. Seems to be really popular with a lot of guys who just want quick stress relief, and half the time you don't even have to get undressed. A quick toothbrush and a gargle later and I'm ready for the next client. And means I can save wear and tear on the old fanjo and keep her fresh for the bookings which I really enjoy ;) But my place is too dodgy for that, it's shared entry and no intercom, I can't afford the foot traffic.

To keep it relevant: my final booking tonight, a guy who wanted to just rim my arse while I called him a filthy, disgusting pervert. Finished him off with a tit wank. He was done by the end of my second playlist song, so the sex part was all finished in under 9 minutes 24 seconds :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sexymilf on 07 November 2016, 08:04:35 pm
I would advertise quickies too but like you V its too much traffic. My last booking was a normal owo who insisted on fucking me but had problems getting an erection. Had to pretend my hubby was coming home in half hour and was gna have sex with me after him. Hmmmm. Im single but went with it. Was done in 20 mins. Thats why i love my half hour bookings. Over and done with quick. 15 mins be even better :)) x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 07 November 2016, 08:06:19 pm
If I had a more discreet place to work from I would heavily advertise 15-min quickies with BJ and HR only. Seems to be really popular with a lot of guys who just want quick stress relief, and half the time you don't even have to get undressed. A quick toothbrush and a gargle later and I'm ready for the next client. And means I can save wear and tear on the old fanjo and keep her fresh for the bookings which I really enjoy ;) But my place is too dodgy for that, it's shared entry and no intercom, I can't afford the foot traffic.

To keep it relevant: my final booking tonight, a guy who wanted to just rim my arse while I called him a filthy, disgusting pervert. Finished him off with a tit wank. He was done by the end of my second playlist song, so the sex part was all finished in under 9 minutes 24 seconds :D
Brilliant more of them punters please lol. ! I'm in the same boat. I have shared entry and although I have an intercom it still boils down to foot traffic and my inherent laziness as a whore to do only as much as I need to live a comfortable life.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: LadyOfTheNight on 09 November 2016, 01:11:11 pm
I did manage to work today, well the bottom line is I have bills. But fuming after my last booking.

The request was for orgasm denial which he'd not had before so spent some time explaining to him about tease/denial etc. It all went fine. However nearly half an hr in he came via HR and immediately after said 'is that it' I thought he was referring to what he asked before - how many times could he come - I'd told him as many as he was able so I again said 'no I'm just helping you clean up'. Then I  realised the cheek of it he meant ?X for HR. Despite my saying he could stay he decided to go and reinforced what I thought by saying 'can I have ?50 back.'

I said 'No I don't do that'. He could tell I was pissed off since he asked 'you alright'. So I just said 'yes except I don't like guys asking that. I gave you exactly what you wanted and you could've stayed'.

I knew he'd really enjoyed himself so that doubly pissed me off with his comment and inference he hadn't got his moneys' worth.

Cue extreme awkwardness. I remained very polite and he couldn't leave fast enough. Good riddance.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Red KB on 12 November 2016, 02:42:44 pm
Client was giving me rather pleasant oral but had left his phone on, and it kept ringing which wouldn't have been a problem except the ringtone was some sort of spooky halloween tune!

After he left I put the bag of disposables on a shelf outside the room. My cat decided it made a great cat toy :/ 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: EnglishAmy40 on 17 November 2016, 10:52:10 pm
I love giving blow jobs and wish I could do quickies too.

Two weeks ago I saw a newbie and I didn't like him. Since then he's been ringing and I've ignored. Yesterday he caught me and rang from a different number. He came round today and as he has trouble getting a hard on (he's an older guy) he bought this pump thing. First time he came round he asked if he got checked could we do bareback!  ::) Today once he had pumped it up, he asked if he could quickly put it in bareback before he put the condom on? Barred!
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: losthope on 18 November 2016, 07:57:27 am
Oddball that spent about 10 mins in the toilet afterwards I had to keep asking if he was ok
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sweetshycanada on 18 November 2016, 09:34:40 am
My least favorite regular :/ I don't have enough regulars to say goodbye to this one yet. Always the kind to ask for money back if he finishes early  :FF he's got a massive cock, but has a hard *snicker* time maintaining an erection. And he always rents out the dungeon I have access to, not a problem that's my thing, but there were a couple of new toys, and one I really don't like. :/
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 18 November 2016, 10:45:08 am
New client, as per usual if they're coming by cab I told him to get dropped off at the road entrance and wait til the cab has gone before calling me for door number. He called as process and I gave him the number. It should have taken him literally 45 seconds to walk to my door. After 3 minutes I called him, he said "I'm on the step." He was in the next road down which has a similar name  ::)

Told me he wanted facesitting, which I did for about 30 seconds before he decided he wanted to fuck me, trouble was he was only half-hard. Managed to get a condom on and thumb it in, he came after about 90 seconds in doggy. So all in all he spent longer actually getting to my flat than he did having sex  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: losthope on 18 November 2016, 09:50:21 pm
excited taxi driver, never seen an english woman before, he was scared to death and said I am going to get out of here alive arent I ? (I only do massage) I laughed and asked hasnt he had erotic massage before, he replied yes but with chinese women, so I said so why are you scared of me ? he said because you understand what Im saying, brummies do make me laugh with their whacky sense of humour
My least favorite regular :/ I don't have enough regulars to say goodbye to this one yet. Always the kind to ask for money back if he finishes early  :FF he's got a massive cock, but has a hard *snicker* time maintaining an erection. And he always rents out the dungeon I have access to, not a problem that's my thing, but there were a couple of new toys, and one I really don't like. :/

I used to think I needed to build regulars by tolerating things that annoyed me, now I have the mentality that they arent someone I want as a regular and just tell them i'm busy every time they ring or text, on the very rare ocassion that I have let them back after a long break they change their behaviour, they know when they are acting up, I actually had a client the other day that was trying to push boundaries very subtly, as he was walking out of the door he said dont block me will you ? its so much more fun when I see clients that I like, I cant bare it when I even have a half hour booking with someone I dont gel with 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: mature helen on 24 November 2016, 03:11:27 pm
Not actually a booking but someone I'd spoken to previously who sounded ok but very mature maybe in his mid seventies. Unfortunately on his journey to me I found out his whole attitude annoying full of huffs and puffs and tuts (its not my fault you don't have a sat nav mate).
Every instruction was met with his annoyance "Park where? (huff, puff, tut) then "Walk to where?" (More huffs and puffs and tuts) and it was all too much trouble for him so I said "Look if its too much trouble we can forget it", he changed his tune a bit and said "Oh no its ok".
Eventually he got to my door and during my 5 minute introductory chat I asked him if he wanted the half hour to which he replied in the same depressing way "ok yeah whatever, I've got ?40" I looked at him like he'd just shit on my bed and told him "No mate I don't do anything for ?40"I told what my half hour fee was he like "Oh no! I'm not paying THAT!" I jumped up and showed him to the door and good riddance!!
I took off all my garb only for 10 seconds later to get a call from a regular who wanted to come straight over for half an hour so now I'm putting my sussies back on again.
I reckon the old duffer confused me with another escort or he thinks its still the 1980's haha
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Judyohhh on 24 November 2016, 07:40:05 pm
Remind me not to see this client again.  It was non-stop pounding for almost 1 1/2 hours straight.  He also thought it was my job to make me cum countless times.  Never again.  It was like he wanted to get every single minute of his money's worth. 

Normally, my clients are not like this at all.  I took a long hot bath last night, and I'm still completely swollen and raw today.  It totally WAS NOT worth it. 
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 24 November 2016, 08:27:59 pm
Remind me not to see this client again.  It was non-stop pounding for almost 1 1/2 hours straight.  He also thought it was my job to make me cum countless times.  Never again.  It was like he wanted to get every single minute of his money's worth. 

Normally, my clients are not like this at all.  I took a long hot bath last night, and I'm still completely swollen and raw today.  It totally WAS NOT worth it.

Poor you. Wonder how he'd like to have a banana shoved up his arse for 1.5 hours non stop. I have a regular guy who sees me for long bookings and he'd be the same if I didn't talk his head off a lot deliberately on purpose :) xx
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sexymilf on 24 November 2016, 09:49:35 pm
I agree with you judy i cant stand clients like that. It messes up your other bookings cos you are too sore and worn out. A break then go again is much nicer. Cheapskate. Well hes lost you now x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 25 November 2016, 06:26:06 pm
Ages ago I used to see an older, unfit guy with a small cock. He could only thrust for five mins then he'd stop and make us a cup of tea and have a chat for half an hour then repeat. It was great. I miss that. He spanked me too hard though the twat.

 :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: sashaan on 25 November 2016, 07:46:13 pm
Went to a city around 1h from mine.
At first everything gone smoothly, we met a bit earlier, and went to his office. We started undressing, he groped me a little and asked me to suck him. I started to put a condom on his member and he said he thought Iwas going to do it without. Since he already overpayed I agreed. After a while laid on the floor, and tried to put a finger up my butt while I was working him.
My profile states that anal play is at discretion. I'm considering adding more stuff about it because when I said no, he got pissy, told me on my profile there was an "anal", got soft and then threw me out.
Later he messaged me to tell me I "was crap" and I "didn't let him put finger up butt!!!!". Around 50 and he threw a temper tantrum ;D
I thanked him for teaching me I should make sure I know exactly what clients expect of me and that they read my profile.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MissSJ on 26 November 2016, 12:08:01 pm
An hour of humiliating the sub about his tiny cock..And it is bloody tiny.
And then ball busting it for the session til he was red raw and eventually sick.
I made him eat It of course.
Been doing the exact same session with him for 4 years.
I see him every other week.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 26 November 2016, 02:53:19 pm
New client, he was under 5ft tall but hadn't mentioned it when he booked, I don't know if he was a little person technically... anyway he was AMAZING at oral and made me gush so much I had to change the bedding. Hope he comes back!  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Kay on 26 November 2016, 03:41:40 pm
New client, he was under 5ft tall but hadn't mentioned it when he booked, I don't know if he was a little person technically... anyway he was AMAZING at oral and made me gush so much I had to change the bedding. Hope he comes back!  :D

Ooh, I hope you haven't stolen one of my favourite clients!  :D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: TrashAzn on 26 November 2016, 04:00:33 pm
Pretty average looking guy didn't think the booking would be anything interesting, he was keen on the idea of giving facials so I agreed to do it. Most of the booking was me on top doing the work while his hands were all over my tits the whole time I think he really liked them or something but he squeezed them a bit too hard at times. Anyway gets to a point where he says he's ready to finish so I hop off and drop to my knees while he goes to town on himself and I work the tip for him and this seems to take about 30 seconds before he suddenly moans loudly and I am suddenly covered in the most amount of sperm I have ever seen come out of a man it was like a hose drenching me my face and chest were covered in the stuff!

He ended up helping me clean up because it was all over my eyes and we had a bit of a giggle how unexpected that ending was, normally when I do facials they get a bit out and it just sorta dribbles off my cheek or they aim for my mouth and a bit of my chin but this was just everywhere.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Shewolf on 26 November 2016, 07:19:40 pm

And then ball busting it for the session til he was red raw and eventually sick.
I made him eat It of course.


Fabulous darling  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Judyohhh on 27 November 2016, 01:52:31 am
Poor you. Wonder how he'd like to have a banana shoved up his arse for 1.5 hours non stop. I have a regular guy who sees me for long bookings and he'd be the same if I didn't talk his head off a lot deliberately on purpose :) xx
I agree with you judy i cant stand clients like that. It messes up your other bookings cos you are too sore and worn out. A break then go again is much nicer. Cheapskate. Well hes lost you now x
Thank you Shewolf and Sexymilf!  I hate this guy -- I just tried to tough it out to get through the booking.  His modus operandi was to continually keep thrusting for as long as possible.  I suspect he may have taken Viagra or something.  You know, you've got to get your money's worth!  My poor lady bits are still raw and swollen.  I haven't worked since, and it this isn't any better by Monday I'll be down at the local clinic.  Scumbag.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Sexymilf on 27 November 2016, 07:43:24 pm
Probably wanked before he met you and took viagra. Its messed up your other bokings now. Defo not worth it. I had a guy the other week being really rough with me. Grabbing and squeezing my tits hard. I told him to stop twice and was on the verge of stopping the booking but he calmed down. Some treat us like a piece meat x
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: Pregnantkinky on 27 November 2016, 09:59:32 pm
My last booking was hilarious

I played the roleplay of a pregnant wife that was sick of my husband not pleasing me and involved giving him lots of  twisting nipples, slapping face, ball and penis.
Humiliating his small cock, Telling him the baby was not his and that i cheated on him with all the guys at work
So he gets put to work of pleasing his wife otherwise, I will take the baby away, all his money and rape his ass.

I feel i should sometimes video these moments  ;D
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: meetingdiversity on 27 November 2016, 10:03:45 pm
Strange one he paid for an hour then left saying to keep the money..  I haven't had one like this for a long time. At least I was compensated for my time of five minutes wasted. :)






Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: FellowTraveller on 30 November 2016, 04:01:00 pm
A reg who I haven't seen for a while. Turns out the poor guy had seriously injured his knee 6 months ago and was still on crutches. I wondered why he was taking so long to get up the stairs!!!

Nice simple GFE booking with a decent guy who is always very appreciative.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 30 November 2016, 07:04:15 pm
Nice guy with a "trendy" beard that left my face all red. I don't expect this in Yorkshire !
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: MissSJ on 30 November 2016, 10:24:51 pm
Photographs and Findom.
Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: FellowTraveller on 14 December 2016, 06:37:17 am
Sweet shy guy last night. Very very anxious to the point I think he was either throwing up or shitting himself... literally as he spent so long in the bathroom first.

I think he just hasn't much confidence with woman despite being 35/40 odd so I did my best to be gentle and build him up. In truth I've had many with far worse technique and enjoyed myself so was able to honestly compliment him.

He remained hard throughout but was unable to come...again anxiety I think...however he enjoyed himself and hopefully I gave him a,boost.

I just find it sad sometimes how,lacking in confidence some guys are and wonder what knocks they've had...in the bedroom or otherwise.

Title: Re: Describe your last booking
Post by: VoluptuousCurves on 14 December 2016, 09:43:14 am
Yes I agree. My last booking was really sweet, polite, clean, generous. But he kept saying things like "I'm sure I'm not your ideal man" and "I don't even know if you like Asian guys" (he was Korean-American.) Nothing wrong with him at all, and his accent was sexy!

Sometimes I wonder if a wom