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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1200 on: 07 November 2016, 05:12:22 pm »
Lovely regular with a jolly face and a big bushy beard he always reminds me of Grisly Adams well I was 30 seconds into OWO and teasing him with my tongue when he unexpectedly shot his load, the first and hardest spurt went straight up my left nostril. Hahaha.
I've NEVER had that happen before and after the initial shock I had to laugh as it could have been worse and gone in my eye and that stings like a bitch.

Ahahahaha, omg I do sympathise but the mental image is hilarious!

My last booking just left, new client, seemed very nice and came with a 10-min 69 and then a BJ. I love bookings where I don't even have to spend a condom :D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1201 on: 07 November 2016, 06:42:13 pm »
Ahahahaha, omg I do sympathise but the mental image is hilarious!

My last booking just left, new client, seemed very nice and came with a 10-min 69 and then a BJ. I love bookings where I don't even have to spend a condom :D
Me too I wish I could just give BJ's

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1202 on: 07 November 2016, 07:46:35 pm »
My oldest regular who recently moved to retire on his boat by the coast. Hadn't seen him in aaaaaages and thought he had forgotten about me. He wanted me to come see his boat and since he is now so far from me I stipulated 3 hours minimum thinking he would say another time, nope he agreed paid it into my account as always and off I went to spend the evening on the high seas.

Ahoy me matey, it was a first in this job. So much fun.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1203 on: 07 November 2016, 07:55:42 pm »
Me too I wish I could just give BJ's

If I had a more discreet place to work from I would heavily advertise 15-min quickies with BJ and HR only. Seems to be really popular with a lot of guys who just want quick stress relief, and half the time you don't even have to get undressed. A quick toothbrush and a gargle later and I'm ready for the next client. And means I can save wear and tear on the old fanjo and keep her fresh for the bookings which I really enjoy ;) But my place is too dodgy for that, it's shared entry and no intercom, I can't afford the foot traffic.

To keep it relevant: my final booking tonight, a guy who wanted to just rim my arse while I called him a filthy, disgusting pervert. Finished him off with a tit wank. He was done by the end of my second playlist song, so the sex part was all finished in under 9 minutes 24 seconds :D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1204 on: 07 November 2016, 08:04:35 pm »
I would advertise quickies too but like you V its too much traffic. My last booking was a normal owo who insisted on fucking me but had problems getting an erection. Had to pretend my hubby was coming home in half hour and was gna have sex with me after him. Hmmmm. Im single but went with it. Was done in 20 mins. Thats why i love my half hour bookings. Over and done with quick. 15 mins be even better :)) x

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1205 on: 07 November 2016, 08:06:19 pm »
If I had a more discreet place to work from I would heavily advertise 15-min quickies with BJ and HR only. Seems to be really popular with a lot of guys who just want quick stress relief, and half the time you don't even have to get undressed. A quick toothbrush and a gargle later and I'm ready for the next client. And means I can save wear and tear on the old fanjo and keep her fresh for the bookings which I really enjoy ;) But my place is too dodgy for that, it's shared entry and no intercom, I can't afford the foot traffic.

To keep it relevant: my final booking tonight, a guy who wanted to just rim my arse while I called him a filthy, disgusting pervert. Finished him off with a tit wank. He was done by the end of my second playlist song, so the sex part was all finished in under 9 minutes 24 seconds :D
Brilliant more of them punters please lol. ! I'm in the same boat. I have shared entry and although I have an intercom it still boils down to foot traffic and my inherent laziness as a whore to do only as much as I need to live a comfortable life.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1206 on: 09 November 2016, 01:11:11 pm »
I did manage to work today, well the bottom line is I have bills. But fuming after my last booking.

The request was for orgasm denial which he'd not had before so spent some time explaining to him about tease/denial etc. It all went fine. However nearly half an hr in he came via HR and immediately after said 'is that it' I thought he was referring to what he asked before - how many times could he come - I'd told him as many as he was able so I again said 'no I'm just helping you clean up'. Then I  realised the cheek of it he meant ?X for HR. Despite my saying he could stay he decided to go and reinforced what I thought by saying 'can I have ?50 back.'

I said 'No I don't do that'. He could tell I was pissed off since he asked 'you alright'. So I just said 'yes except I don't like guys asking that. I gave you exactly what you wanted and you could've stayed'.

I knew he'd really enjoyed himself so that doubly pissed me off with his comment and inference he hadn't got his moneys' worth.

Cue extreme awkwardness. I remained very polite and he couldn't leave fast enough. Good riddance.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1207 on: 12 November 2016, 02:42:44 pm »
Client was giving me rather pleasant oral but had left his phone on, and it kept ringing which wouldn't have been a problem except the ringtone was some sort of spooky halloween tune!

After he left I put the bag of disposables on a shelf outside the room. My cat decided it made a great cat toy :/ 
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1208 on: 17 November 2016, 10:52:10 pm »
I love giving blow jobs and wish I could do quickies too.

Two weeks ago I saw a newbie and I didn't like him. Since then he's been ringing and I've ignored. Yesterday he caught me and rang from a different number. He came round today and as he has trouble getting a hard on (he's an older guy) he bought this pump thing. First time he came round he asked if he got checked could we do bareback!  ::) Today once he had pumped it up, he asked if he could quickly put it in bareback before he put the condom on? Barred!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1209 on: 18 November 2016, 07:57:27 am »
Oddball that spent about 10 mins in the toilet afterwards I had to keep asking if he was ok

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1210 on: 18 November 2016, 09:34:40 am »
My least favorite regular :/ I don't have enough regulars to say goodbye to this one yet. Always the kind to ask for money back if he finishes early  :FF he's got a massive cock, but has a hard *snicker* time maintaining an erection. And he always rents out the dungeon I have access to, not a problem that's my thing, but there were a couple of new toys, and one I really don't like. :/

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1211 on: 18 November 2016, 10:45:08 am »
New client, as per usual if they're coming by cab I told him to get dropped off at the road entrance and wait til the cab has gone before calling me for door number. He called as process and I gave him the number. It should have taken him literally 45 seconds to walk to my door. After 3 minutes I called him, he said "I'm on the step." He was in the next road down which has a similar name  ::)

Told me he wanted facesitting, which I did for about 30 seconds before he decided he wanted to fuck me, trouble was he was only half-hard. Managed to get a condom on and thumb it in, he came after about 90 seconds in doggy. So all in all he spent longer actually getting to my flat than he did having sex  ;D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1212 on: 18 November 2016, 09:50:21 pm »
excited taxi driver, never seen an english woman before, he was scared to death and said I am going to get out of here alive arent I ? (I only do massage) I laughed and asked hasnt he had erotic massage before, he replied yes but with chinese women, so I said so why are you scared of me ? he said because you understand what Im saying, brummies do make me laugh with their whacky sense of humour
My least favorite regular :/ I don't have enough regulars to say goodbye to this one yet. Always the kind to ask for money back if he finishes early  :FF he's got a massive cock, but has a hard *snicker* time maintaining an erection. And he always rents out the dungeon I have access to, not a problem that's my thing, but there were a couple of new toys, and one I really don't like. :/

I used to think I needed to build regulars by tolerating things that annoyed me, now I have the mentality that they arent someone I want as a regular and just tell them i'm busy every time they ring or text, on the very rare ocassion that I have let them back after a long break they change their behaviour, they know when they are acting up, I actually had a client the other day that was trying to push boundaries very subtly, as he was walking out of the door he said dont block me will you ? its so much more fun when I see clients that I like, I cant bare it when I even have a half hour booking with someone I dont gel with 

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1213 on: 24 November 2016, 03:11:27 pm »
Not actually a booking but someone I'd spoken to previously who sounded ok but very mature maybe in his mid seventies. Unfortunately on his journey to me I found out his whole attitude annoying full of huffs and puffs and tuts (its not my fault you don't have a sat nav mate).
Every instruction was met with his annoyance "Park where? (huff, puff, tut) then "Walk to where?" (More huffs and puffs and tuts) and it was all too much trouble for him so I said "Look if its too much trouble we can forget it", he changed his tune a bit and said "Oh no its ok".
Eventually he got to my door and during my 5 minute introductory chat I asked him if he wanted the half hour to which he replied in the same depressing way "ok yeah whatever, I've got ?40" I looked at him like he'd just shit on my bed and told him "No mate I don't do anything for ?40"I told what my half hour fee was he like "Oh no! I'm not paying THAT!" I jumped up and showed him to the door and good riddance!!
I took off all my garb only for 10 seconds later to get a call from a regular who wanted to come straight over for half an hour so now I'm putting my sussies back on again.
I reckon the old duffer confused me with another escort or he thinks its still the 1980's haha

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1214 on: 24 November 2016, 07:40:05 pm »
Remind me not to see this client again.  It was non-stop pounding for almost 1 1/2 hours straight.  He also thought it was my job to make me cum countless times.  Never again.  It was like he wanted to get every single minute of his money's worth. 

Normally, my clients are not like this at all.  I took a long hot bath last night, and I'm still completely swollen and raw today.  It totally WAS NOT worth it.