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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #780 on: 06 May 2016, 10:38:44 am »
He was so old he had a hearing aid. Couldn't hear well so kept making me repeat myself. The face he pulls when he's horny is so hilarious that I really had to work to keep the laughter in. It's a sort of grimace with his mouth gaping open like an elderly fish. Likes to give head so I give him a show and pretend I've come. When he asks I say oh yess with eyes wide open and voice breathy. In the end I ask if he's had a good time and he says great and you too huh. It's pathetic that he's going to die without ever giving a single woman an orgasm.

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« Reply #781 on: 10 May 2016, 07:34:48 pm »
An outcall to a leafy suburb..The house was the type you see on documentaries about hoarders. Dirty doesn't even begin to cover it but, being one of the least OCD people you will come across ( apart from fingers inside me, I digress..) I sucked it up and got on with the gig   8) Though I made sure to wipe him thoroughly, annoint him  with strong peppermint  lube and cover with a condom before  I went anywhere down there  8)
He had a little hole on the underside of his penis and the most unattractive semen  I have ever witnessed - the consistency of semolina and the colour of a pickled brain  :-X


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« Reply #782 on: 10 May 2016, 09:28:01 pm »
An outcall to a leafy suburb..The house was the type you see on documentaries about hoarders. Dirty doesn't even begin to cover it but, being one of the least OCD people you will come across ( apart from fingers inside me, I digress..) I sucked it up and got on with the gig   8) Though I made sure to wipe him thoroughly, annoint him  with strong peppermint  lube and cover with a condom before  I went anywhere down there  8)
He had a little hole on the underside of his penis and the most unattractive semen  I have ever witnessed - the consistency of semolina and the colour of a pickled brain  :-X
:-X nope, couldn't do it

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« Reply #783 on: 11 May 2016, 03:47:06 am »
so my last "booking" was my first ever. A 70-something old man that i met on one of those "sugar daddy" sites a year ago, we tried an arrangement and it didn't work but he got in contact with me again a couple weeks ago, just checking on me. I've been wanting to start hooking I figured this would be the perfect opportunity to get some cash out of this man. He didn't balk at my price and wanted to see me for two hours, no problem I said. He booked the hotel and went to the room, texted me the number and i went up. i was so nervous I was shaking. i got to the room we talked for a while then we both got undressed, he was quite the gentleman but just so old and unattractive lol. He kissed me and did oral on me which was actually really good and i came a couple times. during sex i was riding him reverse cowgirl then he asked me to turn around. I was like "oh lord I don't want to look at this man" he came and didn't even tell me i was there riding his dick and he was just quiet lol. after he gave me a warm washcloth to clean myself up with, i said the room was kinda cold so he told me to lay down and put a blanket on me which I thought was so sweet. we just cuddled for a while and talked til his time was up. All in all not so bad for my first booking and I of course got a decent chunk of change so I was happy  ;D

It was so funny i went to the bathroom after we were done as I was freshening up, I came out and he was standing there with all his clothes on and everything, like "well are you ready?" Lol i just thought to myself "you are NOT leaving this room with me old man i know people around here" haha

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« Reply #784 on: 11 May 2016, 04:06:52 pm »
after he gave me a warm washcloth to clean myself up with, i said the room was kinda cold so he told me to lay down and put a blanket on me which I thought was so sweet

Guy I see sometimes puts the electric blanket on for me hahaha

It's too hot! Makes me chuckle.

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« Reply #785 on: 11 May 2016, 04:14:47 pm »
Had a guy earlier for an hour booking in his thirties think he was on his break from work or something was in overalls like a plumber and I had to get some newspaper so he could put his dusty boots down. Was tall,skinny and ginger with ginger stubble not really my type but he wasn't really ugly. Anyway pays. gets showered and we make some small talk he seems nervous and I figure it'll be fairly easy for a booking bit of foreplay and I pull off the towel to find the biggest dick I've ever seen it was just so unexpected. I just sort of was looking at it for a moment in shock and then started going for it and he asks me to ride him. Was pretty difficult even with lots of lube and then he flips me over and starts going at it. After we get done he starts asking for another condom and he's quickly back to being hard again he managed twice and the second time he wanted to finish on my body and it's like a never ending fountain.

 I think this guy is in the wrong career he should have gone into porn. After I'm just worn out and sore knowing I have two more bookings later on I honestly prefer them small for this reason just so much easier if I have lots of bookings in a day. He's raving after about how I'm the best he's had and gives me an extra 20 from his pocket saying he'll book me again and leaves with a big grin on his face. I'm not sure I can take that again but he was a nice lad. Now to try to get through the rest of the bookings and not feel like I've been torn in two. Think I'll have a nice bubble bath before the next one.

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« Reply #786 on: 11 May 2016, 07:03:17 pm »
My first and last smoking fetish booking. As an ex smoker of  20 a day and I still like an odd fly one if I'm out drinking. I thought it would be easy. Wrong! 24 hours later my throat is still like sandpaper. I can still smell it in my house. When I woke up this morning it was like having a hangover. 5 cigarettes in 40 mins or so. He was a nice guy and said when leaving he would be in touch again. But its coming of my likes list. Never again.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #787 on: 12 May 2016, 07:14:28 pm »
after he gave me a warm washcloth to clean myself up with, i said the room was kinda cold so he told me to lay down and put a blanket on me which I thought was so sweet

Guy I see sometimes puts the electric blanket on for me hahaha

It's too hot! Makes me chuckle.

This isn't in Blackpool is it? Even so, doesn't mean it's the same guy - In winter you could freeze the bollocks off a Polar Bear  there  ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #788 on: 12 May 2016, 07:42:11 pm »
Horrid bloke who rang and asked to see me asap told him I could see him in 15 mins and he ummed and aahed.Said he wanted 30 mins.En route he texted asking what I'd be wearing...then texted and asked to switch to a quickie not sure why I didn't tell him to leave it really.He rocked up and said he needed a wee came out the bathroom without wiping himself..asked what toys I had.Told him I didn't do toys on a quickie and that as per profile it was abit of kissing,touching then hj/bj or quick shag.He then asked how long he had..er well 15 mins which is what you just paid for and what you asked for!He then told me to lie on the bed and masterbate and then told me to spread my pussy then he asked how many fingers I could get in.Said I didn't know as I don't shove my fingers up myself (does nowt for me and I have long nails)he then laughed and told me to relax as this was the easiest money I had ever made.Twat!I replied that easy money came from clients who knew what was on offer and didn't treat me like an object.He came while wanking quite quickly and then left.Hate blokes like that.Cold,arrogant and pushy.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #789 on: 13 May 2016, 12:26:07 pm »
I can honestly say my last booking was the best one I've ever  had. No so much the situation but the guy. Mid 30s , American, a bit of facial hair and nice hair . I took a quick look bur once I got up close.. he is gorgeous.  Totally my type outside of this job and fantastic in the bedroom.  Done in 20 minutes nut chatted for the rest of the hour booking . Felt like a million quid when I left! X
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« Reply #790 on: 13 May 2016, 03:36:24 pm »
65 yr old but looked about 57. Quick shag then he said 'I'll get hard again really soon,'and I'm thinking, you're 65! Really?!
10 mins later after a bit of crap oral on me, he's ready to go.
Omg 40 mins of riding him, oral and wanking before he finished for the 2nd time.
When he was getting dressed he said ' I learned early on that you girls don't do it for the money do you? You do it cos you love sex!'
How I managed to keep a straight face whilst agreeing with him ,I'll never know!
They haven't got a clue have they!!!

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« Reply #791 on: 13 May 2016, 04:16:35 pm »
65 yr old but looked about 57. Quick shag then he said 'I'll get hard again really soon,'and I'm thinking, you're 65! Really?!
10 mins later after a bit of crap oral on me, he's ready to go.
Omg 40 mins of riding him, oral and wanking before he finished for the 2nd time.
When he was getting dressed he said ' I learned early on that you girls don't do it for the money do you? You do it cos you love sex!'
How I managed to keep a straight face whilst agreeing with him ,I'll never know!
They haven't got a clue have they!!!
Well of course nothing turns me on more than sucking and wanking an elderly blokes willy!!So much so I'm thinking of waiving my fee from now on...they do say some silly things don't they? ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #792 on: 13 May 2016, 08:07:12 pm »
65 yr old but looked about 57. Quick shag then he said 'I'll get hard again really soon,'and I'm thinking, you're 65! Really?!
10 mins later after a bit of crap oral on me, he's ready to go.
Omg 40 mins of riding him, oral and wanking before he finished for the 2nd time.
When he was getting dressed he said ' I learned early on that you girls don't do it for the money do you? You do it cos you love sex!'
How I managed to keep a straight face whilst agreeing with him ,I'll never know!
They haven't got a clue have they!!!
Well of course nothing turns me on more than sucking and wanking an elderly blokes willy!!So much so I'm thinking of waiving my fee from now on...they do say some silly things don't they? ;D

Oh god yes it's such a sexual fantasy to be riding a guy who looks like Richard Attenborough playing Santa in Miracle on 34th Street. It's funny going into the job I'd expect young people to be tougher bookings but the old guys are the worst since they take absolutely forever to pop. Young guys are the ones done in 10 minutes then in the shower and out the door once they have what they came for.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #793 on: 13 May 2016, 08:32:18 pm »
Just what I needed- lovely guy who was firm, dominant and knew what he wanted and had no problem bossing me about. Which  done the right way, I love.  ;D

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« Reply #794 on: 16 May 2016, 12:48:24 am »
Old fella keen to get the full hour of sexual activity for his money regardless of his inability to get/maintain an erection  :FF