A reg who wanted  pretend I was his wife and we was on a honeymoon .. I did find him a very intense person.. he started asking to many personal questions as time went on  but he wasn’t  a bad man.

Anyway The last time he seen me at the end of the booking as he was getting ready to leave 15 mins over the booking time we was taking about food.. I told him my fav food was lasagne , Although I can’t eat it as it gives me the squits.. (which is true ha)well once I said that he looked at me in total horror..safe to say  he not booked me since (oh well)  lesson learned to never be to honest about certain situations.

My last client was a guy who's been trying to see me for a while. Finally we managed to and he was so hot  haha. X

A nice older gent who I’ve seen once before, a relief after some of the clients I’ve seen recently.

Also he is the dead spit of Jeremy Corbyn which I didn’t notice so much last time, he’s got more of a beard now. I maybe made the mistake of telling him this and he said he didn’t know whether to take it as a compliment or not.

But it kept making me want to giggle and I nearly called him Jeremy or Jezza 🙂

Outcall to a new client who was nice, respectful and complimentary about my talents. He was nervous and shy at first, but seemed to relax and enjoy himself a lot as the booking progressed, which is always great to experience. 

Some shy newbie types are the best bookings in my opinion not too many expectations. I find them easier to relate to.

Had a lovely new one  my type over 6ft 3 beefy ,  really handsome  , and he made me feel like he was  my lover , such a gorgeous man so much nicer than the rest I usually see , hoping to see him again.

Had an overexcited man who almost came in my eye, but he was very apologetic about it. That's something I suppose.

A reg who is generally a nice guy but despite spending a while in the shower still had smelly armpits, clearly hadn't pulled his foreskin back as when I did was hit with the smell of piss, dodged the mouthwash so was not minty fresh but still huffed and puffed all over me and his hair looks and smells like it's not been washed in a while. I'm left thinking WTF was he actually doing whilst in the shower!?
There is no wonder some of these guys have to pay for it!

I think a lot of these men need to go on a course on how to wash properly and how to make themselves more inviting by using deodrant, spraying some man fragrence on themselves. I think all my clients i have ever seen less then 5% even use men's fragrence. Zero effort made.

Why don't they want to smell nice? I love smelling nice and make sure i use deodrant, nice body spray and perfume and i like to spray my clothes and bed sheets and that happens when i am not working too just on days off.

I 100% agree EG, I think many of them genuinely think a rinse under plain water is enough, pretty sure he didn't apply the shower gel provided as there was no fresh, clean smell to him anywhere.
I provide all the male toiletries needed, and they're openly on display, to ensure they come out smelling fresh so why the hell are so many of them reluctant to use them!?
 You'd think it would be common sense that they will be more appealing to us smelling good so enjoy a better service, possibly common sense flies out of the window when their little brain takes over.
I too love to smell fresh and lovely like you EG and am often complimented on it so why do they think we deserve any less from them?
Maybe I'll have to be less subtle in future but really, you'd hope full grown men wouldn't need telling in such an intimate situation.