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The_Lynx

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #360 on: 29 August 2015, 11:46:33 pm »
A lecturer who's doing a bit of research linked back to psychology (BARELY!) and spent the whole booking trying to psycho-analyse me while asking me to lick his nipples and sucking WAY TOO HARD on mine.

Welp, that sounds awful. My condolences. ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #361 on: 31 August 2015, 09:49:11 pm »
A slightly chubby guy groping and slobbering all over me before we were even in the bedroom.. This went on for the whole half hour booking with orders; "move here, turn that leg there, untie your hair, go on top, kiss me again, lick my balls..."  ::)
Aye aye captain.. I was glad when his time was up  ;D
He was ok though, and clean, so not the worst booking in the world  ;)
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #362 on: 02 September 2015, 07:37:31 am »
A mature Japanese student so he said on the phone he turned out to be 25 20 years younger than me !!!!

He was very polite shy and respectful he cock was smallish so I offered anal all the time all he was worried about was weather I was comfortable .Next week he wants another booking but said he would like to be himself more !!!

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« Reply #363 on: 02 September 2015, 01:49:09 pm »
Walked straight through the door into the en suite and had a massive, stinking shit. Finally gave me the money, came back in the room and he was sitting starkers on my storage - all I kept thinking was I fucking hope you wiped your arse properly. First thing he said was 'I thought you were another girl, you know, the thinner one'. Spent the whole booking complaining about everything I done, 'most girls don't do OW, they all do OWO, you won't get any work', 'don't bounce on my cock just sit there', 'don't take your outfit off, I can fit my cock through there', 'so and so is my favourite she's the best at the agency', blah blah blah.

He didn't cum, if he did he would have complained about that too since I don't do CIM anymore.

Wanker. I just know he's going to be one of those ones who complain to the agency/write a bad review on the forums. One of those ones where I wish he just walked.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #364 on: 02 September 2015, 07:20:23 pm »
Walked straight through the door into the en suite and had a massive, stinking shit. Finally gave me the money, came back in the room and he was sitting starkers on my storage - all I kept thinking was I fucking hope you wiped your arse properly. First thing he said was 'I thought you were another girl, you know, the thinner one'. Spent the whole booking complaining about everything I done, 'most girls don't do OW, they all do OWO, you won't get any work', 'don't bounce on my cock just sit there', 'don't take your outfit off, I can fit my cock through there', 'so and so is my favourite she's the best at the agency', blah blah blah.

He didn't cum, if he did he would have complained about that too since I don't do CIM anymore.

Wanker. I just know he's going to be one of those ones who complain to the agency/write a bad review on the forums. One of those ones where I wish he just walked.

What an absolute prick. Don't let it get to you.

I just had the most wonderful appointment with my favourite client, not seen him for a while. Into nearly everything I am and decided he wanted to be dominant tonight, as I'm very subby in the bedroom this made it absolutely PERFECT.  Finished with catching up generally and a text letting me know he really enjoyed what we tried today. :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #365 on: 02 September 2015, 11:13:34 pm »
Second visit from a guy I've met back in April. Paid for 1.5 hour, had me stay only 30 minutes because he was rushing out for work shift, and wants to meet up in the morning again for another hour. ;D Can't complain.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #366 on: 03 September 2015, 12:51:20 am »
Was with Bono's stand-in - beat that, ladies!  ;D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #367 on: 03 September 2015, 01:42:31 am »
Can't!  ;D Does this make you the official authorised Groupie?

« Last Edit: 03 September 2015, 01:46:43 am by cheesypeas »
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #368 on: 03 September 2015, 11:24:04 am »
A guy wanting oral, taking absolutely forever to come, because he was talking the whole way through!!
Expecting answers while I had his cock in my mouth  :FF
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #369 on: 03 September 2015, 11:53:37 am »
A guy wanting oral, taking absolutely forever to come, because he was talking the whole way through!!
Expecting answers while I had his cock in my mouth  :FF

I HATE that. I'll just stop and chat until they get the hint. It's usually personal questions too

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #370 on: 04 September 2015, 01:10:39 am »
Had one at 7pm who fell asleep after he came once. Last time it happened on a bj but this time it was about 50 mins into the booking. One of those who I thought was gonna have a heart attack when orgasming?? I went to the bathroom to freshen up then came back and he was out. Prodded and poked for a few mins then I had to use the throw to chuck him off the bed as it was after the hour. I got panicky throwing him off like that but if they're the type that can sleep through an earthquake then what else can I do?

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #371 on: 04 September 2015, 01:17:14 am »
Maybe you could have tried to shake him up a bit and wake him?
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #372 on: 04 September 2015, 01:28:53 am »
I did plus I prodded and poked him like I said but he just stirred and went back to sleep. I thought maybe he wasn't really asleep but he didn't seem like a weirdo. It was like the orgasm was too much for him. He didn't have a go when I threw him off as I told him when he was dressing that I was worried how long he might be there.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #373 on: 04 September 2015, 02:39:43 pm »
Just had a missed call from a client I saw a few weeks ago. When he arrived I asked him to take a shower, which he agreed to as he said he hadn't had one for a few days(!). I could hear him taking a dump in my toilet while he was in the bathroom, I got all the sound effects including little moans as he was pushing. In the booking he kept squeezing me as if to check if I was real, and kept fishing for me to compliment him about his good looks, before admitting to be older than the top age I would see. I had already realised he was, but didn't want to embarrass him my turfing him out. As he was leaving, I realised his trousers had piss stains all over the groin area, thank god he had that shower...!  :-X

Had another text from him today as he wanted to see me again, and I responded that I was unlikely to be available for a good few weeks to put him off. He then replied, 'How about a picture of you in your jeans to keep me entertained until we meet again'... I was sorely tempted to reply 'How about you sort out your urinary leakage issues', but didn't. Have a feeling that won't be the last I hear from this guy.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #374 on: 04 September 2015, 02:45:15 pm »
Urgh - "a few days"??
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