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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #735 on: 23 March 2016, 01:51:35 am »
Horrid booking.21 year old who had emailed asking if I saw guys his age and race,told him I was fine with that... He came out and said it was time to have a look at 'this'I asked if he meant my vagina.He then sort of picked at it and pulled it apart and examined it then said he couldn't go through with the booking.I just said ok and let him get dressed not sure if he expected any money back but it wasn't going to happen!He told me it wasn't my fault he was just too nervous.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was a virgin.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #736 on: 23 March 2016, 09:30:17 am »
Horrid booking.21 year old who had emailed asking if I saw guys his age and race,told him I was fine with that... He came out and said it was time to have a look at 'this'I asked if he meant my vagina.He then sort of picked at it and pulled it apart and examined it then said he couldn't go through with the booking.I just said ok and let him get dressed not sure if he expected any money back but it wasn't going to happen!He told me it wasn't my fault he was just too nervous.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was a virgin.
Well with that sort of attitude towards women he will probably be staying one for a long time.I've seen genuine virgins and although nervous they didn't behave in such a cold almost detached way.Quite the opposite.

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« Reply #737 on: 23 March 2016, 10:07:40 am »
He's probably one of those guys who reads sites that talk about the "red pill" (a reference from The Matrix used by odd young fellows on sites like The Return of Kings.) He probably literally thought that he could purchase the opportunity to treat a woman badly and wanted you to know what he was doing.

I probably would have laughed at him.

I had a guy yesterday who had an odd mood about him. He ordered me to get on the bed and I just kept laughing and saying, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that?" until he finally smiled and said, "Could you get on the bed, please?" As it turned out, he was having a really bad day as his wife had discovered his affair and his head was all messed up. He admitted defeat in regards to impotency and left early.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #738 on: 23 March 2016, 08:24:04 pm »
Just had a pretty odd customer, he was really nervous, said it was his first time.. commented how there's a mosque near me and he felt like he was 'doing something bad' (he was asian). He wouldn't take off his clothes for ages, just wanted me to spread my legs and let him stare at me for ages. Then he wanted me to stroke his balls for about 20 minutes. Then quick blowjob. Then when he left he said I'm amazing and he'l come back. Err.. alright then haha. felt like I barely did anything really!

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« Reply #739 on: 23 March 2016, 11:02:48 pm »
Just had a pretty odd customer, he was really nervous, said it was his first time.. commented how there's a mosque near me and he felt like he was 'doing something bad' (he was asian). He wouldn't take off his clothes for ages, just wanted me to spread my legs and let him stare at me for ages. Then he wanted me to stroke his balls for about 20 minutes. Then quick blowjob. Then when he left he said I'm amazing and he'l come back. Err.. alright then haha. felt like I barely did anything really!

Situations like this are one of the reasons I just decided not to see Asian clients (on the whole). Too many muslims I've dealt with, even if it is a very small proportion of them as a whole, in sexual situations have bizarre, even scary attitudes, some of them particularly towards white women. I just can't be doing with it, sorry.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #740 on: 23 March 2016, 11:10:54 pm »
Well since not all Asian people are Muslim, not all Muslims are Asian and a weird attitude to women isn't restricted to either or any other group of people it's not a particularly logical basis for discriminating against anyone but, as ever, each to their own.

Where it doesn't belong and will not continue is on this thread or anywhere else on this board. Any further posts continuing along these lines will be removed, since we have about dozen locked threads for people to refer to already.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #741 on: 24 March 2016, 04:41:34 pm »
Last booking:

He was Dad and I was Step Daughter.

He told me we had great chemistry (I don't think so mate) and when he came (finally) he started growling.

Worrying.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #742 on: 27 March 2016, 10:52:58 pm »
Typical suburban west london young-ish lad.  He said he had booked a hotel room for us and when I turned up it was the most scummy, sleazy, halfway-house kind of place I had ever seen, I thought those places only existed in films!!! He kept apologising saying he was sorry it was so shit, I just laughed and thought well I'm not coming back here!!

He was a bit of a douchebag. Tried to go in bareback which I immediately stopped, and he was like 'yeah yeah of course get a rubber thats fine!' so I did. Then he whined about it and I said well sorry it's a non-negotiable. and he's all oh yeah of course of course darling. But maybe we can stop using them when we get to know each other? I just smiled and said I always play safe.  He didn't push it any further. During sex he kept making me promise I wouldn't forget about him?!

Then afterwards he was saying 'you're too normal to do this job, you're like a really nice normal cool girl, you and I would be just hanging out and stuff if we met in a bar', then said to ring him if I ever want to hang out with him  ::) kept quizzing me on why I don't have a boyfriend and why I do this job and how come I'm so normal, then proceeded to slag off the women hes fucked saying "they were all really super gorgeous but couldn't fuck like you can" UGH. Jesus Christ I was glad I was only there for half an hour.  I must be good at my job if he thought I would want to spend time with him for free.

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« Reply #743 on: 29 March 2016, 01:05:41 pm »
I was working a slow day at [a parlour] and my last client of the day was a tall middle aged balled man. GOREGOUS!!!! Wanted a realistic GFE  for a 30 min booking. Was fun, oral both ways and tickling!  First guy to INSIST on Oral with a condom because he was sensitive! Really lovely guy, such a nice end to a very slowwww bank holiday work day! x
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #744 on: 30 March 2016, 01:20:48 pm »
Well today I received a call from a gent who had googled silk sheets and had come across my name on AW, so he phoned and said he had a fantasy which involved sheets, so yes I said I could provide them for our meet, anyway, the door went and there stood an elderly version of the milky bar kid (early 60's) anyway I greeted him and showed him to the bedroom where he handed me a black silk negligee that he wanted me to wear (turned out it was what his wife wore on their wedding night 40 years previously) so I went to the toilet to change so he could get the full effect, anyway, I returned from bathroom to find him naked - shagging the sheets!!!! yep it wasn't me he wanted it was the sheets. 
I then took another sheet and put it on top of him and proceeded to give him a full body massage while he shagged my bed. once he came I asked if he enjoyed it and his reply was oh yes, but now can we act out my fantasy lol ;D  So curiosity got the better of me and I said yes, and he then opened up his bag and pulled out a kingsize silk duvet cover and asked me to get inside. By this time I was nearly in stitches but he was a gentle old guy so though feck it, im doing this as I want to see where it goes, anyway I climbed in and so did he, he then proceeded to hand me a pair of long black silk gloves which he then placed on his face and he wanked himself off with a little pink ribbon  :D :D :D   after wards I said to him did you enjoy that and he replied yes as it had been a fantasy for over 40 years but he could never ask his wife to do it,  I then suggested that next time he could wear a pair of my silk crotchless knickers and have some real fun, his reply sent me over the edge - he said - honey I wear them Monday to Friday so its not much of a kink for me anymore lol, - yep you guessed it I couldn't keep in in any longer and was nearly wetting myself laughing lol,

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #745 on: 31 March 2016, 12:17:08 am »
Bahahahahahha!!!!!

So dope!!!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #746 on: 31 March 2016, 09:23:15 am »
That's the best thing I've heard all week!! Xxx
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #747 on: 31 March 2016, 03:27:54 pm »
A late 50s bloke who in two long phone calls told me he was a convincing cross dresser. Cue Bet Lynch turning up in leather mini skirt, leopard print top, lacy knickers, suspenders etc. - all smelling heavily of mothballs/charity shops...  ::)
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #748 on: 02 April 2016, 10:35:48 pm »
Kissed me for about  25 minutes no breaks for air. At one point I thought I was going to suffocate.

What on earth do they get out of that?

After all the licking for Britain, I got the old 'will you do an overnight' nonsense and 'can you text me a bit this week' shite.

Got in my car and foot to the floor. Get me the fuck home.

A great evening haha

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #749 on: 02 April 2016, 10:37:18 pm »
A late 50s bloke who in two long phone calls told me he was a convincing cross dresser. Cue Bet Lynch turning up in leather mini skirt, leopard print top, lacy knickers, suspenders etc. - all smelling heavily of mothballs/charity shops...  ::)

That would scare the shit out of me :)