Rocks up at 7:30 on a Sunday morning. My first thought was-crackhead. Yup I was right, Upon viewing his duck-step through the lobby on the CCTV, I was yup, this will be fun. I keep him focused and on point. But it was the conversation after that was enlightening. He was unemployed, nothing wrong with that, except he had apparently had an existential experience after working 10 years as a bank manager and wondered was this all? Quit his job without having another, with a mortgage and is basically sinking fast. Then he starts telling me about his psychotic crack addicted friend who was AWOL and dissociated from his family. I quietly mentioned, if he has considered going into rehab? He tells me he isn't an addict. I was like dude, it is 7:30 on a Sunday and you are still on a high from the weekend, not working, and no prospects. Nope, you aren't an addict at all! I love weekends.

First timer (apparently. The 2 hour booking went fine until we took a break with 25 minutes to go. I returned from the toilet and he said he didn't want to be awkward but his partner had tracked him down and was stood outside by his car. Spent the next 25 minutes discussing what to do. No idea how she'd tracked him down. Apparently she doesn't even drive and he doesn't live particularly local. Ended up bundling him out the back gate and out by the side of adjourning houses. She wasn't there when he left but could have been pacing the road I guess.

All this sneaking has made me hungry!

Haha, but unfortunately you can track people's iphones now if you have their cloud information. It's a scary world out there. What happened to the good old days where clients could sneak behind their partners' backs and pay women for sex without having to worry about being tracked down!

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had an all day booking ( 3 till 10) yesterday with a lovely guy . we went and took some pics of the suspension bridge before some play and i got to dress him up as hes a cross dresser great fun!!! lush dinner too wish they were all like this x

A hotel Outcall with a 21 year old who was so intensely bossy and demanding, I seriously wondered-and eventually asked-if he was on the Autistic Spectrum? Anything to explain his character:("Do this/do that/now suck/lets have sex now/turn around/move faster/now 69-but I don't want to touch you ( er, thanks  )Move your elbow/massage me again.,All of this within the first 10 Minutes!! )

Unfortunately not - he was just particularly unpleasant for no other reason than his own choosing 
In 6+ years of Escorting, this was the first time I abandoned a booking midway through and returned half payment. Congratulations, you are officially my worst Client to date!

Booking was going normally he was kneeling on the bed fingering me, I felt something warm on my arm which was down by my side - assumed it was pre-cum. He kept going and then started doing himself over my boobs then couldn't believe it when I saw wee come out!

He then proceeded to rub it into my boobs and asked if I was ok (he would've been able to tell by the look on my face that I wasn't!) I said no that (pointing to his cock and my boobs) is not ok....."i'll just cum then" he says! Cos I want him gone quickly as possible I let him finish. Couldn't believe it when I got up and saw the bed was soaked and that it had gone through onto the duvet 

I'm absolutely furious. I don't do any form of watersports and even if I did that wouldn't have been acceptable. Erghh feel so violated

Eeeuww - that's vile! Maybe post a warning?

A regular who likes to have a chat and cuddle me in his living room, drinking nice chilled wine. Originally booked me for two hours and ended up staying for four 

You're just trying to make us all jealous, Cheesy - you byatch!