Or you could have ended up at A & E and had to explain why your vagina is shredded to pieces!    Well done for putting your health first instead of a mindless destroyer (not a decent punter).

  . Flew across the room?

Just seen a very posh public-schoolboy type. When I took my knickers off he drawled "Lovely bottom" and I nearly lost it. He wanted me to cane him, not done it before but it was quite fun. 

A taste of Australia for you all: I had a client yesterday take off my dress and then say, "Those are nice titties, babe. Absolute rippers."

That's brilliant!

One just left after 5 minutes put paid ?80 for 30 minutes. He left after cumming less than a minute of oral. He was in a rush any way to get back to work. He said he didn't mind me bare faced as was running late.

So now shower then will have time for make up.

It feels like forever since I had a "pop and run" type all my bookings seem to drag on lately and it takes forever to get them going.

Really lovely guy! Good looking, gentle and spent the entire hour with a huge smile plastered all over his face. Helped clean him up in the shower where he soaped up my back and gave me a great massage. If he doesn't come back I think I'll start paying him just for the rubdown!

Someone I had previously seen asked me if I'd be a strip-a-gram for one of his uni friends 21st birthday party. He said his friend was a virgin and is trying to keep it until he marries. He enquired how much I'd charge to try get with him, I told him, he agreed.

A small group of them in an apartment student accommodation. Stripped down completely naked except for my hold ups and stripper heels. He texted me this morning saying how amazing I was, yay!! 

Well, his friend was very easy 
A nice guy, sweet wouldn't hurt a fly type, he lasted a lot longer than I expected for a virgin though! I wondered if he was even a virgin as he was quite a good kisser but long story short Im fairly certain he was.

My 3rd outcall of the day, so feeling burned out and pre-menstrual.
Realised I'd left my work phone at home and couldn't call him to let me into the Travelodge. Oh, the glamour was just begining folks..
As luck would have it, he was leaving his landing as I arrived and he let me through the keycarded door.
Seemed fairly decent until things turned to the actual act. The teeniest willy I have ever seen on a 6ft tall, 16 stone bloke. Wouldn't normally write such stuff but he was a knobhead ( maybe that's where it went then?  )
Not a clue how to deal with an Escort other than ordering me around and complaining bitterly he couldn't keep hard.
In these cases I find myself thinking;
 1. If this had been my 1st ever booking, there would never have been a 2nd and
 2. how was this guy ever married for a quarter of a century to someone before she realised what an arsehole he is??