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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #720 on: 19 March 2016, 09:56:02 pm »
Omg! It just happened I had my first orgasm with a customer! haha. He was very good in bed and funny and nice made me feel relaxed and then he went down on me for AGES and it happened. Wooohoo!

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« Reply #721 on: 19 March 2016, 11:14:59 pm »
Omg! It just happened I had my first orgasm with a customer! haha. He was very good in bed and funny and nice made me feel relaxed and then he went down on me for AGES and it happened. Wooohoo!
Go girl! Hahaha. It feels great right? My first ever orgasm was with my first ever client on my first day escorting, be was in his 70s and the thought kind of made me feel funny knowing a guy 50+ years my senior could do that LOL!

I've had a few clients make me orgasm through oral and a client who was the first person to make me squirt I was so embarrassed when it happened I kept apologising lol!

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« Reply #722 on: 19 March 2016, 11:20:05 pm »
Last booking as Thursday, new client, had emailed me a few times over the past year to arrange but I was always fully booked or busy.

Nice guy, chatty, made me feel at ease, but kissing him was awful, good kisser but his breath was not nice! It was the kind of breath someone might get when they haven't brushed their teeth all day or when they haven't eaten all day just nasty! Said he as staying in the hotel for two nights on business, not an ounce of toothpaste on the bathroom or any toiletries anywhere! They would've been in the wardrobe but I was thinking "I hope he doesn't stink down there" thankfully he didn't but was hair as fuck! Twice I got a piece of hair stuck in my teeth and had to discreetly pull it out whilst sucking him off, then we were kissing and I felt another pubic hair on my lip we!

Then we got down to sex, okay. He was big, didn't really know how to use it and I did mention I'm tight and he will have to be a little more gentle so I can get used to him, when I bent over for doggy he shoved it in me and the pain! That kind of pain when it's a little too deep! Ouch!!!!

All in all a difficult one and quite annoying. Has texted me since calling me gorgeous and how he can't stop thinking about the fun and wants to meet again, I haven't replied lol.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #723 on: 19 March 2016, 11:54:38 pm »
This wasn't my last but my 3rd of the day....

this poor guy i dint think he met an escort before. first pop was over in like 10 mins. then we sent the best park of 50 mins getting the wee fella up then he whips out his phone a puts on the porn. Chinese porn. at this point im past caring.
he was running late then forgot the money so sent home over the road to cash machine so had my schedule all fucked up.
then begs to stay i told him over time already. he say im breaking his confidence. Oh god its not my problem you cant cum twice i tried my best. Grr.

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« Reply #724 on: 20 March 2016, 12:23:44 am »
Omg! It just happened I had my first orgasm with a customer! haha. He was very good in bed and funny and nice made me feel relaxed and then he went down on me for AGES and it happened. Wooohoo!
Hahaha yasss on ya go girl!!  ;D  ;D long may it continue!! X

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« Reply #725 on: 20 March 2016, 05:20:15 pm »
My last booking wierded me out a bit.  Older guy booked for 4.30 today.  Even during the phone call he sounded totally bored and disinterested and I found myself thinking...why is he booking me then.

Anyway he arrives and its all very mechanical and about as un-GFE as could be (not my gig really)  We are on the bed and he tells me first that I'm formal and makes it sound like a complaint.  I'm always really friendly and polite  ??? then he says I'm not really in the mood now, I was this morning  so I'm thinking so why tf did you contact me this afternoon and book me then and a little later as we are doing the business he says I don't normally go for 40 year olds and I'm thinking yeh you are 60 if you are day bet you go for teenagers.

I somehow managed to stay polite through all this.  Strangely he was complimenting me as well on my appearance etc but also being really nosy asking things like have you had children and so how old are you, no I mean how old are you really

I'm thinking none of your ffing business, jesus!  Also made it clear by inferrence and actions that there was a reason why he didn't want to give or receive oral  :FF

Wierd thing is I found myself wanting to giggle, he was so ridiculous, I literally didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh.
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« Reply #726 on: 20 March 2016, 07:24:51 pm »
My last booking wierded me out a bit.  Older guy booked for 4.30 today.  Even during the phone call he sounded totally bored and disinterested and I found myself thinking...why is he booking me then.

Anyway he arrives and its all very mechanical and about as un-GFE as could be (not my gig really)  We are on the bed and he tells me first that I'm formal and makes it sound like a complaint.  I'm always really friendly and polite  ??? then he says I'm not really in the mood now, I was this morning  so I'm thinking so why tf did you contact me this afternoon and book me then and a little later as we are doing the business he says I don't normally go for 40 year olds and I'm thinking yeh you are 60 if you are day bet you go for teenagers.

I somehow managed to stay polite through all this.  Strangely he was complimenting me as well on my appearance etc but also being really nosy asking things like have you had children and so how old are you, no I mean how old are you really

I'm thinking none of your ffing business, jesus!  Also made it clear by inferrence and actions that there was a reason why he didn't want to give or receive oral  :FF

Wierd thing is I found myself wanting to giggle, he was so ridiculous, I literally didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh.

Crikey he sounds like hard work  ???

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #727 on: 20 March 2016, 09:52:38 pm »
Jezabel, sounds to me like he has a chip on his shoulder. Next time he texts, ask him if he'd like fish with it.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #728 on: 20 March 2016, 10:26:10 pm »
My last booking wierded me out a bit.  Older guy booked for 4.30 today.  Even during the phone call he sounded totally bored and disinterested and I found myself thinking...why is he booking me then.

Anyway he arrives and its all very mechanical and about as un-GFE as could be (not my gig really)  We are on the bed and he tells me first that I'm formal and makes it sound like a complaint.  I'm always really friendly and polite  ??? then he says I'm not really in the mood now, I was this morning  so I'm thinking so why tf did you contact me this afternoon and book me then and a little later as we are doing the business he says I don't normally go for 40 year olds and I'm thinking yeh you are 60 if you are day bet you go for teenagers.

I somehow managed to stay polite through all this.  Strangely he was complimenting me as well on my appearance etc but also being really nosy asking things like have you had children and so how old are you, no I mean how old are you really

I'm thinking none of your ffing business, jesus!  Also made it clear by inferrence and actions that there was a reason why he didn't want to give or receive oral  :FF

Wierd thing is I found myself wanting to giggle, he was so ridiculous, I literally didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh.

He sounds similar to a regular I used to have when I worked in a strip club, he was always asking personal questions like that then not believing me, it was really odd, like 'how old are you? (i was 22 at the time) no youre not youre at least 28! have you had any children (no) yes you have I can tell!!!" but then hed always come in and buy an hour with me so.. god knows haha

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« Reply #729 on: 22 March 2016, 12:07:52 am »
one of my last bookings was a tall slim irish guy (day after st.paddys) just got off the plane from Ireland (literally) . He was very sweet and very polite, had a shower and drink. Got into the bedroom, asked what i was okay with and DAYMNNNNN this guy was dominant in bed!! A very nice surprise , just what i needed after a shitty week! xx
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #730 on: 22 March 2016, 01:25:19 am »
I had a duo booking with a couple today where the guy was with the female escort and I was with his wife. At the end of the booking he asked me if I wanted to buy a gun.. I politely declined. I think I just screwed the wife of a black market arms dealer  :o

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« Reply #731 on: 22 March 2016, 10:37:29 am »
Jezabel, sounds to me like he has a chip on his shoulder. Next time he texts, ask him if he'd like fish with it.

xx

Yeh you can say that again. More of a boulder on the shoulder  ::)

And yeh extremely hard work.  Ohhh my diary will be full should he contact me again, what a shame...

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« Reply #732 on: 22 March 2016, 12:00:42 pm »
Horrid booking.21 year old who had emailed asking if I saw guys his age and race,told him I was fine with that.Told me he wanted to play with my boobs and have a bj/hj so a fairly standard gfe as far as I knew.Turned up abit late made it obvious he didn't want to kiss,told me my age (37)was a turn on and asked if I was born in 1978.told me I was better looking than my pics...asked me to sit on his lap...then asked me to stand up and show him my big arse (I really don't have that big an arse but he kept commenting on it.He pulled my cheeks apart and stuck his face in between then kept giving me like orders.Bend over,take that off do this do that.Basically objectifying me which I can cope with if I know that is what they are into not so much when I am not expecting it.Anyway gave him oral and a titwank for abit.Then he said he wanted to use the bathroom.He came out and said it was time to have a look at 'this'I asked if he meant my vagina.He then sort of picked at it and pulled it apart and examined it then said he couldn't go through with the booking.I just said ok and let him get dressed not sure if he expected any money back but it wasn't going to happen!He told me it wasn't my fault he was just too nervous.I don't think he was nervous I think I wasn't acting humiliated enough for him and he was pissed off because he couldn't get a rise out of me.Silly twat paid me ?80 for 45 mins and left after 30 mins.I wouldn't see him again for double that.Horrible bloke with a shitty attitude.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #733 on: 22 March 2016, 01:06:02 pm »
And my booking after that?Lovely.Older bloke wanted to give me lots of oral and an hj at the end.Sweet,polite and up for a good time.Perfect.What a contrast!

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« Reply #734 on: 22 March 2016, 02:24:08 pm »
And my booking after that?Lovely.Older bloke wanted to give me lots of oral and an hj at the end.Sweet,polite and up for a good time.Perfect.What a contrast!

Yeh thank god for bookings like that. After my awful one (and a few other shitty ones this month) I had an awesome guy yesterday who wanted mild dom, and was so lovely and appreciate. Plus he gave me a 20% tip!