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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1020 on: 09 September 2016, 07:46:04 pm »
Oh Dear..Anyone ever been in the situation of believing their period is finished and then, with a little over zealous pounding from a client, suddenly it becomes all to evident it's er..not.quite? On white hotel sheets in a room the guy was renting just to see you for the afternoon?.. :-[
Unfortunately this guy had already shown himself to be extremely paranoid of 'catching something' from us ladies by helpfully providing TWO ultra safe condoms, which he used simultaneously.
You can imagine his reaction to the sight of a little blood? Panic and patronising..
 I got the tenth degree about regular health checks.  He genuinely believes this is a sign I'm  disease ridden and it didn't end well at all. Not a great day at the office then  ;D

Strangely, he left me super-speedy excellent feedback and said he would be delighted to see me again   :-\
« Last Edit: 09 September 2016, 07:51:01 pm by Phoenix »

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« Reply #1021 on: 09 September 2016, 09:08:25 pm »
Unfortunately this guy had already shown himself to be extremely paranoid of 'catching something' from us ladies by helpfully providing TWO ultra safe condoms, which he used simultaneously.

Using two condoms means they're more likely to break. What a tool.
http://www. nhs.uk/Livewell/teenboys/Pages/Condoms.aspx

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1022 on: 09 September 2016, 09:22:56 pm »

You can imagine his reaction to the sight of a little blood? Panic and patronising..


Has he never heard of periods? Ridiculous man x

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« Reply #1023 on: 09 September 2016, 09:35:11 pm »
Has he never heard of periods? Ridiculous man x

Ah but you see us whores are meant to make sure our periods are scheduled never to clash with bookings.  ::) since we are there for pleasure only and such bodily functions are unknown during whore time!

As for the 2 condoms, ridiculous. I had a bf many moons ago who insisted on this and I soon found out this was less, not more safe from my doctor.

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« Reply #1024 on: 10 September 2016, 12:04:13 am »
I had a new booking today which has left me feeling a little flat. I don't think I was out of order but I feel like I didn't leave him satisfied.

Really easy going guy, arrived on time, had a shower and parked himself down. We discussed as before what he liked/expected and he specified GFE - lots of kissing and cuddling and oral - which I've no issue with. However, it came to kissing and I was certain I could taste alcohol off him and it was all I could think about and while I've no issues with seeing anyone not very well endowed, his pubes were longer than his cock - I wish I was joking. Continued with kisses, hand relief and his thirty minutes was over, he noted himself that he was over time but asked me for oral anyway before he left. I wish I had just said said we got carried away in his chat and kissing and only if he was paying for extra time, but I blurted out about him needing to trim his pubes! I feel awful, he was so nice but I couldn't stop myself.

I really struggle with obese clients and he was. How do I politely put on my profile that I don't want these bookings? I think people think because I'm a chubby bird I don't mind seeing meant twice/three times the size of me.

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« Reply #1025 on: 10 September 2016, 01:37:52 am »
I had a new booking today which has left me feeling a little flat. I don't think I was out of order but I feel like I didn't leave him satisfied.

Really easy going guy, arrived on time, had a shower and parked himself down. We discussed as before what he liked/expected and he specified GFE - lots of kissing and cuddling and oral - which I've no issue with. However, it came to kissing and I was certain I could taste alcohol off him and it was all I could think about and while I've no issues with seeing anyone not very well endowed, his pubes were longer than his cock - I wish I was joking. Continued with kisses, hand relief and his thirty minutes was over, he noted himself that he was over time but asked me for oral anyway before he left. I wish I had just said said we got carried away in his chat and kissing and only if he was paying for extra time, but I blurted out about him needing to trim his pubes! I feel awful, he was so nice but I couldn't stop myself.

I really struggle with obese clients and he was. How do I politely put on my profile that I don't want these bookings? I think people think because I'm a chubby bird I don't mind seeing meant twice/three times the size of me.

Phoenix

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1026 on: 10 September 2016, 01:42:58 am »
Has he never heard of periods? Ridiculous man x
Quite  :)
His reaction wiped away any embarrassment and i did wonder if he was getting some sort of karma for being a paranoid tool. He was like the worst person this could have happened to, having earlier said that any guy who has OWO with a "Working lady" has a death wish..( this, during a full-on kissy, Kissy GFE )
I imagine he's been scouring the Internet ever since for advice ( and whatever he chances upon will probably confirm his worst fears  ;)
And yet..his feedback would indicate he's willing to take another chance..Maybe with a 3rd condom? ( which he didn't even use properly-Why do men never learn to squeeze the air from the teet and leave it wobbling on the end like a snowman's bobble hat (-two bobble hats? ::)
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« Reply #1027 on: 10 September 2016, 12:04:57 pm »
Thank god a nice booking this morning, helps take away the nasty taste of yesterday's. A big bear of a Yorkshire guy but lovely polite and a relaxed sensual booking. He was blown away by everything which always helps! Especially my protected oral which was how he came.

Made me feel loads better  ;D

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« Reply #1028 on: 10 September 2016, 04:56:08 pm »
Had a new client turn up last night at 7pm for a 2 hour booking.
A really nice gent in his 50's, can't exactly fault him other than he got very smelly from sweating so much he had to use the shower twice last night and one this afternoon.
Last night when his 2 hours was up I gave him an extra 30 minutes for free before we agreed an overnight. There's a cash machine over the road from me so he went out to draw out the maximum amount. Lovely!
The next morning he still wanted to stay so I told him he will have to get more money, so off he went back downstairs of my apartment block to the cash machine!!

Lots of chatter but now I'm quite sore he had a lot of stamina :o

I have loads of clients texting and calling me for bookings. Is there something in the air this week OMG??

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« Reply #1029 on: 11 September 2016, 09:28:52 am »
An outcall to a hotel last night with a lovely guy who wanted me to tell him how his wife gets gangbanged by black guys. An easy booking. Didn't even have to have sex  ;D
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« Reply #1030 on: 11 September 2016, 03:50:39 pm »
An outcall to a hotel last night with a lovely guy who wanted me to tell him how his wife gets gangbanged by black guys. An easy booking. Didn't even have to have sex  ;D

God, how did you manage that one? haha x

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« Reply #1031 on: 12 September 2016, 02:56:45 pm »
Dream client. Came across a bit cocky on the phone and almost didn't go, then when I arrived he 'swaggered' out of the hotel and I almost didn't go in but I'm so glad I did. He was sooooooo nervous and an absolute gentleman.

My gut instinct was all wrong, spent a lovely hour together and he tipped me extra on top of my fee. So glad I went after the shower of shit the SE has been presenting lately he was a breath of fresh air.
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« Reply #1032 on: 12 September 2016, 06:25:01 pm »
God, how did you manage that one? haha x

He got too excited before he reached the sex bit lol  ;)
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« Reply #1033 on: 12 September 2016, 06:28:36 pm »
Lovely guy books 30 minutes and only stays for 10  ;D Cracking sense of humour too. Had a right good laugh within that 10 minutes  ;D
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« Reply #1034 on: 12 September 2016, 06:30:40 pm »
He got too excited before he reached the sex bit lol  ;)

Haha reminds me of a couple of clients I had. Two in fact who came in their pants before undressing and were so embarrassed by this they insisted (despite my best efforts) on leaving, bless their cotton socks.