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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #90 on: 10 August 2014, 01:12:07 pm »
My last booking was last night with an regular.
He is  a gorgeous 24 years old guy and we had 2 hours of very hot sex and Im still recovering from it  ;D

Love it when I click with someone  :D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #91 on: 10 August 2014, 07:50:30 pm »
My last booking was with this gorgeous bloke in his 40s who was so good in bed I kept thinking "No! This can't be happening! Whuut?" Also when we were just chatting we got to talking about his son and my nephew and nice things like that. Just a really lovely person, good conversation and easy on the eyes. Would be happy to see him regularly when I'm back to work!!

Ditto...except my dude was mid 30s
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #92 on: 12 August 2014, 02:59:37 pm »
Sex/Listening to him say he is a complete looser for booking an escort/ sex/pathetic for booking/sex/looser and finally, an extremely happy me when the alarm went off

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #93 on: 13 August 2014, 04:18:35 pm »
Okay I'm usually good at bluffing but - last night turned up at regular's house and mid booking got presented with a box containing a brand new strap on vibrating dildo. Oh course I've used one before....once, not being the particularly physically dominant type but this man is so alpha he doesn't have to even try to be dominant he just is, very stern and clearly used to being in charge and 10 years older than me. Don't really get intimidated by most people but do by him even though he is alway nice to me.

When he asked in a challenging tone if I was going to 'fuck him up the arse hard?' I just about managed to wipe the terrified look off my face and to my embarrassment actually squeaked uncertainly (yes squeaked) 'er yes'. He then positioned himself and what seemed like several excruciating minutes passed as I tried to untangle the wire after I'd put it on. Honestly it felt like being called out in assembly and fucking my old headmaster! I think that this is definitely a gap in my skills set and I'll have to 'try harder' as there is much 'room for improvement'. The other thing was that he took it very readily and obviously has a big interest in it and has been leading up to this for ages (oh my goodness, I think I've been sort of groomed!!!).

I don't offer anal on my profile but for once I was practically grateful that he started on that with me last night. I didn't mind the 'boundary pushing' on this occasion, just glad that I managed to distract him with something. Arh! I'm such a wimp! Must say though that he was otherwise on top form and in spite of being thrown a bit at the start ended up enjoying the booking.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #94 on: 14 August 2014, 03:55:43 pm »
My clients are generally physically unattractive and shit in bed (I'm rarely turned on); a "good client" for me is one I can have a stimulating conversation with because that's as good as it gets these days. I attract inexperienced nervous first timers and those with issues (sexual and/or emotional) and it's really draining me right now, to the point where I've decided to have some time off. Thank god for my one normal regular :-[

My last booking, the client gave me the wrong postcode for the hotel (although google maps found it OK ???) so I wasted half an hour driving around trying to find it and was bordering on tears. It was also compounded by the fact the road layout was different to my sat nav in a few places even though I updated the sodding thing recently. We had a nice chat but dear god he had no idea how to fuck :-[

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #95 on: 14 August 2014, 04:03:52 pm »
Last booking he turned up 10 minutes late and told me he had forgotten to bring his wallet with him so could he pay the money direct into my account later on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was, not very politely, shown the door!!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #96 on: 14 August 2014, 11:35:41 pm »
Same as me but for other reasons.. He showed up coming from the train station, I asked him if he wants to take a shower, he asked me back if I had one. Ffs, my hair was still wet! This combined with the fact he didnt paid my fee  but started to touch my boobs first plus he asked me if I do duos with my flat mate (which is not on my profile, meaning I dont do duos) plus he said he wants just half an hour booking made me showing him the door.
Rude and an idiot.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #97 on: 15 August 2014, 12:35:21 am »
One word, horrendous! He was a nobhead disrespectful 24 year old who seemed to go on gor f $&cking ever like a duracell bunny while I was in pain and sweating cobs dying for it to end. He asked to cum on my boobs which is said is fine but DO NOT CUM ON MY FACE OR HAIR.... LIKE, AT ALL!!!! So what does the f$#cking idiot do, cums in my freshly washed hair. Is it so hard to miss my hair, wtf. Wasn't happy.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #98 on: 17 August 2014, 10:14:22 pm »
This evening. Saw him once last week and then today, already planned for next week.

He's just awesome. He's amazingly hot, he's a brilliant lover and he is just so intelligent that the chat itself feels like an intellectual climax! He's just a genius.

The only thing being we left the air conditioning on and I ended up home coughing and fever. But definitely worth it!

I do wonder sometimes why guys like this actually go for escorts... Gosh, I could totally fall in love with him! He is just wowwww!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #99 on: 18 August 2014, 11:22:54 am »
Two of my bookings yesterday were lovely.

One was a threesome with bf. So relaxed, and ended with them both covering me in an impressive volume of semen. The guy is a highly intelligent journalist and BF and I were really taken by him. He also left us the most flattering field report ever!

The second was a 19 year old(!) I've seen before. Last time it was really hard to get him to finish, and he wasn't that 'into' actual penetration. Anyway, I probed him - he's incredibly shy - and ended up sitting on his face, whipping his balls and ruining his orgasm. He came buckets and keeps texting me, thanking me profusely! I just hope he eventually comes to terms with his fetishes and stops referring to himself as "weird"  ::) I felt soooo much job satisfaction!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #100 on: 21 August 2014, 06:04:27 am »
Good morning! Last night I had a client with the tiniest dick ever. It was as small as my thumb ;D. It was so small it felt weird my client not making any mention. I didnt know where to grab it. I offer soft dom services and one of my specialties is tease and denial. He was explaining how he would like that. But I couldnt get it up!!! Used my thumb and
index finger to grab the tiny thing. In the end I made him play with him self and I finished him.
It was a horrible date because he smelled and his tongue looked white  :P.
Ah well.. made some money and he loved it.... said he will soon call to make another appointment. We will see!

I have never seen a micro penis (official medical word for it) and am still amazed.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #101 on: 21 August 2014, 10:07:35 am »
BF and I went to a gorgeous house is Marylebone, met the loveliest man, chatted to him and the other couple he'd hired, drank wine, laughed, had sex, laughed some more. It was like a party. We got paid for five hours of pure fun!  ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #102 on: 21 August 2014, 02:47:53 pm »
Lucky! A booking was made this morning for 1pm for 1/2 hour. 1pm came and went and I assumed a no show. Then at 1.30 saw I had an AW message sent at 1.10. Turns out I'd mistyped my number :/ So I text the guy apologising profusely. He rang and asked if he could still come and see me. So he turned up and asked if he could stay for an hour instead :D He was quite a sweety as well!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #103 on: 21 August 2014, 04:36:09 pm »
Good morning! Last night I had a client with the tiniest dick ever. It was as small as my thumb ;D. It was so small it felt weird my client not making any mention. I didnt know where to grab it. I offer soft dom services and one of my specialties is tease and denial. He was explaining how he would like that. But I couldnt get it up!!! Used my thumb and
index finger to grab the tiny thing. In the end I made him play with him self and I finished him.
It was a horrible date because he smelled and his tongue looked white  :P.
Ah well.. made some money and he loved it.... said he will soon call to make another appointment. We will see!

I have never seen a micro penis (official medical word for it) and am still amazed.
I'm sorry but this is the funniest ever hahahahahahaha
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #104 on: 21 August 2014, 04:45:30 pm »
I had a 1 hour booking yesterday where the guy couldn't get hard and he kept convincing himself he could so he kept paying me by the hour. He ended up  paying for 6 hours before he gave up. We chatted along during and had a few drinks but he had taken something that he thought would wear off so he would get hard but alas, it didn't hehe. I just sat there doing next to nothing and got paid my hourly rate 6 times. Oh I love bookings like this whoop!
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