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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #630 on: 05 February 2016, 12:15:30 am »
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!

I'm so relieved someone mentions this!!!!
I get that too sometimes. From those who (sadly) think they are "experts".

As far as my understanding goes they think they are "stimulating the G point". Arrrgh! I find it extremely uncomfortable and almost painful. It's just awful. It's the worst feeling ever and mostly when I start moving (to "get out") they think I appreciate it so they go even faster and harder.

I'm like wtf are you drilling up there or what????
Aqua , I'm laughing so hard , he does it on the outside, nothing at all on the inside , just his thumbs in my groin , just lower than my hips , as if he can penetrate through my skin onto what I can only assume ( well I do know where they are)) my ovaries are !!! Fuck knows what your one was doing! Lol x

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #631 on: 05 February 2016, 12:59:47 am »
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!

I'm so relieved someone mentions this!!!!
I get that too sometimes. From those who (sadly) think they are "experts".

As far as my understanding goes they think they are "stimulating the G point". Arrrgh! I find it extremely uncomfortable and almost painful. It's just awful. It's the worst feeling ever and mostly when I start moving (to "get out") they think I appreciate it so they go even faster and harder.

I'm like wtf are you drilling up there or what????
Aqua , I'm laughing so hard , he does it on the outside, nothing at all on the inside , just his thumbs in my groin , just lower than my hips , as if he can penetrate through my skin onto what I can only assume ( well I do know where they are)) my ovaries are !!! Fuck knows what your one was doing! Lol x

Oh crap my English fails me sometimes lol! Didn't get the "from the outside" part.
Well I don't know maybe he's giving your ovaries some sort of electroshock???!!!

Hahaha ::) :o ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #632 on: 05 February 2016, 09:41:11 am »
Ha ha ...I'm probably really fertile now good job don't do bb otherwise could be in trouble lol! Oh and Aqua ...I hope if someone asks for a deep massage you don't just stick your fingers up his bum lol ( just playing your English is excellent I know )

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #633 on: 06 February 2016, 12:57:36 pm »
Met an old client with a famous son who treated me like a porn star, banged my ovaries for a good couple of hours. Needed the loo every 10 minutes. He literally took the piss out of me! someone obviously ate their weetabix!!!

I just kept thinking about food. Anyway, apart from being treated like a hole in the wall he took me out for dinner afterwards so I was very happy.   :) 
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #634 on: 06 February 2016, 01:37:09 pm »
Lovely looking guy, very polite.
69 for an hour. I was just thinking, 'what on earth is he getting out of this?' and 'my dog has now flattened the door down downstairs and is sitting crying outside the room and I want to go get him'

PS dog recovered now

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« Reply #635 on: 06 February 2016, 01:47:24 pm »
Nice, polite guy paid for an hour and finished and left in 35 minutes. I don't usually get clients leave early, but he explained how he was married, in the dog house, hasn't had sex since last year. So obviously he just wanted to empty his sack and leave.

That's no problem  ;D Noticed a bit of blood on the condom. Good thing I brought some sponges with me...

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #636 on: 07 February 2016, 05:27:01 am »
Young guy who was incredibly eager I was in and out within 10 minutes and he tipped me quite a handsome amount on top of my fee so he was obviously satisfied. Men are just weird sometimes...
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #637 on: 07 February 2016, 10:53:27 am »
It was with a hottie last night as he walked in got me thinking why he uses escorts. He was very fit looking and the we both clicked. It didn't feel like work at all, he was my last booking so gave him extra time in the end. :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #638 on: 07 February 2016, 11:09:19 am »
It was with a hottie last night as he walked in got me thinking why he uses escorts. He was very fit looking and the we both clicked. It didn't feel like work at all, he was my last booking so gave him extra time in the end. :)

I had one of these last week. These bookings are brilliant, my brain gets left at the door and I spend the whole time worrying they don't fancy me because they're the kind of guy that in real life I wouldn't approach for thinking they're out of my league! Then I have to remember they've actually paid to have sex with me lol.

What a treat!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #639 on: 07 February 2016, 03:56:33 pm »
Lost a sex toy up the nether regions of an old codger, never to seen again.

OMG LMAO :D ;D


(only just reading this thread from the beginning, this post made me LOL!)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #640 on: 07 February 2016, 04:14:23 pm »
Pmsl , had a guy who said he was an arse virgin, late fifties and a Virgin Defoe when I met him( not surprised really) I told him it can be uncomfortable/painful even but I couldn't do he wanted fingers and near end of booking , so he said haven't you got a dildo ,me "yes but it's not going up your arse" him "please try just put a condom on it " so I did he bent his flabby white arse over bed ready and in my head I'm say 'pretend your a doctor' so I lubed up everything explained it had to pass two muscles etc , he was all "yeah yeah yeah it'll be fine ....so really gently edged I it in about an inch , he's yelling 'GET IT OUT GET IT OUT' then when he left he said oh well at least I'm not an arse virgin now ....I said well "technically you are" it was a little one at that !!! Mind you I did switch it on which scared the fuck out of him ! :o

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #641 on: 07 February 2016, 05:17:11 pm »
Hilarious. What a ponce!

You should have rammed it up straightaway.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #642 on: 07 February 2016, 05:34:49 pm »
Ha ha ha that's why I switched it on....mind you he might of totally shit himself in my face!!!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #643 on: 07 February 2016, 06:17:34 pm »
Ha ha ...I'm probably really fertile now good job don't do bb otherwise could be in trouble lol! Oh and Aqua ...I hope if someone asks for a deep massage you don't just stick your fingers up his bum lol ( just playing your English is excellent I know )

Ewwwww you're disgusting:))))
Never had them ask though, they all want deep-other-you-know-what:)))

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #644 on: 07 February 2016, 06:52:41 pm »
The booking 5 minutes ago paid for an hour stayed 15 minutes. Mid way through while on top working away. He said sorry he needs to go as he feels guilty.