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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #165 on: 19 December 2014, 07:44:44 pm »
I have a lovely new regular who wants to try lots of different things, he loves smoking fetish which im to do whilst giving hand relief, bit tricky  but it happened.  :D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #166 on: 20 December 2014, 04:52:58 pm »
The most bizarre booking so far. Guy came in, very quiet and nervous. Tried to talk to him, no effect. Went to sex straightway and he kept asking me weird questions - have you been busy today, how many clients did you see today, oh i bet they all buy you expensive gifts, oh, thats a nice watch, bet it's expensive...
I was 99% sure he was setting up for robbery. I managed to put him straight and then he started to talk how many girls he fucks every day and how they love his cock. Completely delusional.
Anyway I managed to proceed with booking feeling paranoid and stressed. He left on time and after sex he came back to quiet, non-talkative himself.
Said he will book me again, for longer.

Hmm, I don't think so.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #167 on: 20 December 2014, 10:10:29 pm »
Mine was a French man. I've not had many French but they've all been quite handsome, small but handsome. Booking was very vanilla so I was surprised at the end when he wanted to take the condom home with him. That's another 1st that's not happened in 4 years. The only other time it nearly happened was a paranoid bloke a couple years ago who at the end asked me what was I going to do with it  ??? I wrap it in tissue and a nappy bag and bin it I told him. During the booking he was telling me he felt guilty doing this etc so maybe he thought I would get dna and use it to blackmail him? I mean, what other reason. I really don't know but I had his phone nmbr if I was that way inclined.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #168 on: 22 December 2014, 06:01:04 pm »
Today it was a guy with a scary giant penis :/ Thankfully just a 30 minute booking and he was reasonably gentle with it until the last 5 or so minutes.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #169 on: 22 December 2014, 07:37:48 pm »
A really boring outcall with a 24 year old. He had absolutely nothing to say. He was very polite and clean but boring! So I made him cum 4 times.
Still I think I may raise my minimum age for clients again.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #170 on: 25 January 2015, 12:48:44 am »
This was an earlier booking I had today.

Had a client, skinny with long pony tail, ok yah type, gave money and was shaking with anticipation, said he hadn't had sex for so long. It lasted about 10 mins then straight after he said I just wanna say that I don't really agree with this. Do you ever feel like that? Here we go. So I said it?s funny how guys that say this it?s usually afterwards, not before when they?re desperate for it and I said you obviously need the service unless you were forced! I can only remember one though saying a similar thing to me afterwards.

Then just before he left he told me he used to be a drug addict and booked a prossie then took the money back afterwards but felt so guilty later. I said so did you post it back through her door at some later time, he said no  >:( I was guarding the room I hid the money in. Glad he hadn't told me this at the beginning. He said he'd been raised as Catholic and wants to follow their rules. I said so you don't believe in contraception? He said what's that? I said seriously? He said do you mean conception as in creating a child? I said no contraception i.e. condoms, the pill. He honestly didn't know the word  ???

He said he wouldn?t see someone like me again as he has decided to go to a live in monastery in Kent to cleanse himself for a better afterlife and this was his last fling.

These people can bring you down a bit after and make you ponder about it all but then another one booked this afternoon and I Forgot about it!!

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« Reply #171 on: 25 January 2015, 04:57:44 pm »
As I am new and only started this week and I do have a day job, I wanted to start off slowly and hopefully build up to full time.  I would summarise my experiences so far......

1st was a lovely guy very chatty, it was an evening appointment and we sat and had a cup of tea first and he almost dozed off...'so much for my charms' I thought....anyway we proceeded to have a lovely time went over the hour because afterwards he was more chatty and I didn't quite know how to move things along.  All in all exactly the kind of experience first I was hoping for.

2nd was a gentleman with a lot of good reviews for his oral skills and was not wrong, he was ready to go from the off and spend the whole hour pleasuring me with a little hand relief so pretty easy and again a brilliant start.

3rd wow, he was so lovely, very, very clean and great kissing right from the off and again like to give lots and lots of pleasure to me (am I doing it right when I enjoy it more than they do!!!!?  :-*  he has already booked to see me again, which is a great boost to my ego as a newbie.

4th was last night, lots of good email communication so I was looking forward very much to meeting him and I was not disappointed. He was lovely handsome and horny and loved to please.  In fact I did almost get carried away as it felt like a 'date' probably another rookie mistake, but I managed to stop myself in time.  He was very polite and respectful and I would love to see him again.

So all in all my bookings so far have been everything I could have hoped for and long may it continue..... :D :D :D :D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #172 on: 25 January 2015, 05:06:05 pm »
My last booking was one of my most unique to date.

A woman who contacted me to get me as a gift for her partner of 10 years as my type had always been a fantasy of his and because it is a specific look it was one she could not fulfill personally. So I went last night, sat down with both of them and had a drink and a chat, both fairly attractive. Then she paid me and I went off with her man to the bedroom.

I realise now that you can tell a man who regularly gets sex from a man who doesn't, clean, not slobbery, good kisser etc.

After we were done I encouraged him to marry such an amazing woman, he said with some lifestyle stuff pending he is planning to do exactly that the first chance he gets ;D

Then we went to the bar and I had another drink with them before I headed off.

I LOVE couple bookings, they are always something different and interesting.

Why does no one buy me hot escorts that I fantasize about  :P

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #173 on: 25 January 2015, 06:14:28 pm »
This was an earlier booking I had today.

Had a client, skinny with long pony tail, ok yah type, gave money and was shaking with anticipation, said he hadn't had sex for so long. It lasted about 10 mins then straight after he said I just wanna say that I don't really agree with this. Do you ever feel like that? Here we go. So I said it?s funny how guys that say this it?s usually afterwards, not before when they?re desperate for it and I said you obviously need the service unless you were forced! I can only remember one though saying a similar thing to me afterwards.

Then just before he left he told me he used to be a drug addict and booked a prossie then took the money back afterwards but felt so guilty later. I said so did you post it back through her door at some later time, he said no  >:( I was guarding the room I hid the money in. Glad he hadn't told me this at the beginning. He said he'd been raised as Catholic and wants to follow their rules. I said so you don't believe in contraception? He said what's that? I said seriously? He said do you mean conception as in creating a child? I said no contraception i.e. condoms, the pill. He honestly didn't know the word  ???

He said he wouldn?t see someone like me again as he has decided to go to a live in monastery in Kent to cleanse himself for a better afterlife and this was his last fling.

These people can bring you down a bit after and make you ponder about it all but then another one booked this afternoon and I Forgot about it!!

Er, whaaaaat!?? This is mental! "ok yah" type, love it. Oh and I would have said, "yes love, I do agree with it, that's why it's my fucking job". Seriously. Hope he gets on ok at the monastery!!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #174 on: 25 January 2015, 06:29:11 pm »
Had a LOVELY booking this morning, then I had one this afternoon that was just about the opposite..
(I've had a LOT worse, but..) First of al he pulled back the covers as soon as I turned my back and jumped IN my bed.
I said, sorry, but you can't get IN there, that's not very hygienic, that's where I sleep, that's why I put a clean sheet ON
TOP of the bed for every client.
Oh ok.
Then it was just lots of slobbering and drooling, he didn't smell too fresh, at one point I literally thought he was trying to
eat me!!
He would've shot his load within 5 seconds, but he stopped, and then he spend the rest of the booking trying to come,
and couldn't..!  :FF
Pfff sometimes...  ;)
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« Reply #175 on: 25 January 2015, 07:44:25 pm »
Well I've just had Mr 3 back again.  Wow he is such a nice guy, he arrives with his donation ready and again very very clean.  Paid for an hour, was a little bit more passionate this time, but I thought it was because he knew what I liked and was more relaxed. Then after 30 minutes says he has to go cleans up and leaves.

What's not to love about being paid for an hour and working for half.  ;)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #176 on: 26 January 2015, 03:30:41 pm »
Well I've just had Mr 3 back again.  Wow he is such a nice guy, he arrives with his donation ready and again very very clean.  Paid for an hour, was a little bit more passionate this time, but I thought it was because he knew what I liked and was more relaxed. Then after 30 minutes says he has to go cleans up and leaves.

What's not to love about being paid for an hour and working for half.  ;)

I had one like that the other day, booked for an hour, was half an hour late, but since I didn't have a booking for a while after
and he'd let me know in plenty of time I seen him anyway.
He paid for the hour, then came after half an hour, said he had to check his phone as he "might have to go back to work",
which he then said he did, and asked for a refund..
After all the hassle.. Out of goodwill I offered him ?20 back, but that wasn't good enough for Mr., he said "I waqs only here
for half an hr so you owe me ?40  >:(
I was not happy, but I couldn't be bothered arguing, so I gave him it and booted him out.
He won't be coming back!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #177 on: 26 January 2015, 06:01:48 pm »
I had a guy recently show up for a 2 hour booking. It was about 11am, he said he'd an argument with his girlfriend and had been up all night drinking. He came after half an hour then said he had to go to bed and not to worry about the rest of the money! Haven't' heard from him since, he probably forgot he saw me and woke up later wondering where his money had gone!
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« Reply #178 on: 28 January 2015, 02:56:37 am »
I'm having client flashback.... Can't get my last booking out of my head damn....oddly Fridays have been ending with a run of good looking bankers in their 30s. Can't get this one guy out of my head  :FF

I love all these happy posts. Isn't our job one of the best in the world, ladies???

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #179 on: 28 January 2015, 04:16:23 pm »

I love all these happy posts. Isn't our job one of the best in the world, ladies???

I love my job. It has it's bad aspects but it's never for very long if you don't like the client or what he does and then it's done and you've still made a hell of a lot more money than any of the soul crushing jobs pay.

It's also flexible and in my opinion most clients are incredibly easy jobs.

I've enjoyed reading this thread too, it sounds like we all have such lovely clients! Perhaps we could share them? haha