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The_Lynx

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1170 on: 25 October 2016, 04:43:12 pm »
If he can use his tongue he'll do... ;D

Oh he doesn't have an erectile dysfunction, he is just not interested in sex, that includes receiving or giving oral (antidepressant meds, he is off them for a year now but the interest in sex hasn't returned ::)). He'd rather just cuddle. My situation at home is, by the looks of it, almost as bad as that of a lot of my married clients. :p
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Emi787

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1171 on: 25 October 2016, 05:30:08 pm »
Not if you don't let it
Well put it this way.

I will never ever trust any man to be faithful to me when i settle down. So rather than dwell on how horrible men are I'm fully in the frame of mind of having the swinger lifestyle, as if that is normal.

In this job you get to hear and even experience of so many strange fantasies that, over time, many seem extremely weird at first, and then you meet some really lovely lovely/sexy guys and  even they start polluting your mind with really sick things that lately I think has caused my biggest turn on is having sex with married men.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1172 on: 26 October 2016, 01:34:01 am »
Last booking.... think of that scene from the inbetweeners of briefcase wanker trying to lose the big V. Trying not laugh while experiencing what I can only describe as chest compression's. Lovely guy but could not wait to get that booking over, he was not taking or seeking guidance. And now Im concerned I may have a bucket fanny as he fell out of me and didnt realise so he continued to bounce and hump (using the word hump loosely) crotch area. I think his parents must have content control on their wifi or something, poor sheltered lad.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1173 on: 26 October 2016, 06:23:42 am »
Hehehe :) if only all bookings were as easy as tonight :) new gut booked an hour a couple weeks back, new to bdsm and looking for an experienced sub. Says he'll text me the room number as soon as he checks into the hotel. 30min before I'm on my way and no word from him lol I started to get a bad feeling I was wasting my time. I texted and sure enough something has come up :/ but he has like 15min will I still come, he'll pay the hour :) I so thought he'd flat out cancel, I was pretty happy. Anyhow 15min of rough handling a fake orgasm that should win me an Oscar,  and for the grand finalaly cob. Like I said if only they were all that easy. :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1174 on: 29 October 2016, 10:14:44 pm »
I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG

The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know  "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.

So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.

?627 million.

Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL

Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!

He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.

No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1175 on: 29 October 2016, 10:22:41 pm »
I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG

The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know  "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.

So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.

?627 million.

Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL

Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!

He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.

No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.

I take it you got payment AFTER you fucked him......not something i would do even if he was the royal family but each to their own

Emi787

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1176 on: 29 October 2016, 10:29:59 pm »
I take it you got payment AFTER you fucked him......not something i would do even if he was the royal family but each to their own
Yeah, got back to my place so he could use my wifi for a secure bank wire transfer. I've  only ever done that once with another client a while ago.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1177 on: 29 October 2016, 10:51:59 pm »
Last booking for the week yesterday was a new client very pleasant and had a thing for running his hands though my hair and rubbing my scalp almost giving me an Indian head massage, he was in his early 70's nice and clean and surprisingly all his bits worked. Nice easy half hour booking

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1178 on: 30 October 2016, 01:02:57 am »
Who would keep 627 million quid in an account that you'd get money out of a cash machine from?  ???
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1179 on: 30 October 2016, 07:08:36 am »
I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG

The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know  "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.

So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.

?627 million.

Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL

Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!

He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.

No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.

Wonderful story Emi you should write a book.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1180 on: 30 October 2016, 11:38:54 am »
Who would keep 627 million quid in an account that you'd get money out of a cash machine from?  ???

And have a 520 daily limit when u have millions??

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1181 on: 30 October 2016, 11:49:44 am »
Are you sure your saw his balance in sterling?

627,000,000 Vietnamese Dong is worth ?23,000. Not exactly an insignificant amount but a lot less than hundreds of millions. There may be countries with even worse exchange rates.


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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1182 on: 30 October 2016, 12:22:49 pm »
Ah but....Did you spend the night with him and did he give you the 2k? You've left us in suspense there...........x

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1183 on: 30 October 2016, 02:15:07 pm »
Wonderful story Emi you should write a book.
I did write a mini book as a response but just erased in favour of Ha ha ha me too lmao

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1184 on: 30 October 2016, 05:26:54 pm »
I did write a mini book as a response but just erased in favour of Ha ha ha me too lmao

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