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fancypants

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #450 on: 21 October 2015, 09:29:09 pm »
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #451 on: 22 October 2015, 10:15:48 pm »
Nasty little cockney hood rat - turns up trying to haggle for full service quickie for 40 when he booked 30 minutes. I don't do quickies, especially not full service. Starts spouting BS about how much he spent at the bookies  ??? fuckwit! Told him I'm not interested, it's irrelevant to me & there's the door. Starts getting lippy looking me up & down & saying "you think you're all that" so I open the door call him a dumb loser in a tracksuit as he leaves. Tosser!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #452 on: 23 October 2015, 12:13:23 pm »
Definitely a, "Can I keep him?" Booking! Cute, lovely, polite, easy to talk to. Only stayed 15 minutes of his 30 minute booking though :(
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #453 on: 25 October 2015, 01:02:28 pm »
Just had a lovely gentleman he was a giggler he couldn't stop laughing .

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #454 on: 25 October 2015, 04:24:29 pm »
I have a lovely regular that acts like a child. About half way through the booking he will stop and say 'hehehe you're all naked'. We just take the piss out of each other through the whole booking, it's quite fun. Only downside with him is that he always has a hard time coming, it can be hard work.
If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #455 on: 25 October 2015, 05:59:55 pm »
They called for two girls and we went there once inside they was so drunk father and son and the old man must have been like 90 tried to grab my boobs without sorting the cash and when we asked for money he started giggling saying "for what you must pay me dear i'm very experienced" he got up fell on the floor  :-X and we decided to just walk out! As you can imagine pissed off  :FF oh the joy of working saturday nights full of drunks  :-X

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #456 on: 29 October 2015, 12:30:59 am »
lovely guy, chatty and friendly.  tipped me almost half the normal rate and was so nice i suggested we share a glass of wine after the booking.  sometimes i love this job

really hope this one books again as it was such an easy, laid back booking.  the time simply flew by

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #457 on: 29 October 2015, 12:39:34 am »
One of my semi-regs,  a charming, attractive well-spoken guy.  Always books an hour hoping to cum twice but gets extremely excited and cums a bit too soon and can't try again.  Gives me the most amazing compliments which he seems to mean.  In physically good shape compared to many of my other clients of his age.  Good sense of humour, asks funny ( but not too personal) questions.  Wish all my clients were like him. 

Librarylady

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #458 on: 29 October 2015, 10:51:07 pm »
Lovely guy who booked for 2 hours and left after 65 minutes. It happens so rarely it was nice!

One thing I wondered though, is why do older guys have such soft squidgy tongues?? lol
If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #459 on: 29 October 2015, 11:15:05 pm »
My last booking tonight was a 2 hour outcall to meet a couple for a MFF meet. It was really good they were so nice and she was so hot I liked her great body and cute, this was my first booking of this kind i've only ever seen men as an escort. Yes i'm bisexual but i've not indulged that side in a long time, I forgot how amazing women are. He was much older but still very nice an articulate.

She did however squirt pee when she came not that i minded just not what i was expecting.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #460 on: 30 October 2015, 12:47:44 am »
Balding guy I'm guessing in his 40's, he paid and stuff nothing bad happened but he kept asking if I'm really my age and saying how young I look. I'm short and petite so I guess I can pass for younger but he was really obsessing over it and even asked if I have I.D to prove I'm over 18. I refused and he gave up but kept repeating how young and cute I look the whole time he was on top of me while grinning. I was happy to be out of there he was really creepy but he paid and didn't last long so could have been worse but it's one of those where time seems to go really slowly.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #461 on: 30 October 2015, 11:48:53 am »
Last night, after work meet in a hotel. Friend texts me beforehand telling me she wants to speak... Confident guy, bit cocky but perfectly pleasant. Just as I began to suck his dick my phone rings. I apologise. He dares me to take the call. I laugh it off. He starts offering me money to call back - it's a friend and I feel weird. He starts to haggle - one price to call my friend, another to call my mum(!)... I laugh it off, but feel a bit weirded out. The phone rings again. He tells me the offer still stands. I'm nervous but I take the call, tell my friend I can't talk long and make lots of interested noises while sucking this stranger's penis...
« Last Edit: 30 October 2015, 11:57:08 am by MissLeeMiss »
Me "He said I was boylike. Am I really boylike?"
Friend " You're about as girly as a girl can be and still be called boylike. "

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #462 on: 31 October 2015, 07:24:38 pm »
A big hunky Anglo-Irish builder, who fell asleep after the first round, but rallied just in time for a second!  :D
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Librarylady

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #463 on: 31 October 2015, 07:34:47 pm »
Last night, after work meet in a hotel. Friend texts me beforehand telling me she wants to speak... Confident guy, bit cocky but perfectly pleasant. Just as I began to suck his dick my phone rings. I apologise. He dares me to take the call. I laugh it off. He starts offering me money to call back - it's a friend and I feel weird. He starts to haggle - one price to call my friend, another to call my mum(!)... I laugh it off, but feel a bit weirded out. The phone rings again. He tells me the offer still stands. I'm nervous but I take the call, tell my friend I can't talk long and make lots of interested noises while sucking this stranger's penis...

How much did you get for it?  ;D
If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

MissLeeMiss

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #464 on: 01 November 2015, 09:33:39 am »

How much did you get for it?  ;D

Lol, will pm you - a nice little chunk of money ;) May arrange for someone to call me mid-appointment in future... seems a nice money spinner.

Clearly it succeeded in turning him on - went home with sore bits and an achy stomach after a really enthusiastic prodding...
« Last Edit: 01 November 2015, 09:35:10 am by MissLeeMiss »
Me "He said I was boylike. Am I really boylike?"
Friend " You're about as girly as a girl can be and still be called boylike. "