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Vichyssoise

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #435 on: 14 October 2015, 10:01:52 am »
Said he was 28 but looked younger to me. Told me on the phone he just wanted me to lie there and he would do all the work, because he cums too quick. He was a bit too rough. really liked biting, had to nip that in the bud, pulling hair, hands round throat. Not violent but a little to rough for me. Otherwise very nice and chatty. Had the biggest cock I have ever seen in my 58 years, like an elephants trunk. I never mention cock sizes, just don't like bigging thier egos. He text me later saying, you never mentioned the size of my cock, everybody I have sex with mentions it. I said I had seen it all before and it's not what you got but what you do with it.
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geordie

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #436 on: 14 October 2015, 05:09:21 pm »
Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified

Emma_C

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #437 on: 14 October 2015, 05:53:57 pm »
Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified

lol that's brilliant! Those things always take around 3 days to dissolve I find.
 

geordie

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #438 on: 14 October 2015, 06:50:14 pm »
Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified

lol that's brilliant! Those things always take around 3 days to dissolve I find.
Never used them before just read the packet saying it would be done overnight! Never been so embarrassed! And that includes a lot of embarrassing stuff, lol

Kay

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #439 on: 14 October 2015, 08:05:24 pm »
There seems to be no rhyme or reason with those things - sometimes they disappear completely overnight, other times white stuff comes out for 24-36h. But yes, embarrassing!
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #440 on: 15 October 2015, 11:22:04 am »
lovely guy, last minute booking.  turned up and was cute, funny and very respectful.  was very good and started off my morning really well.

i love when you get someone through the door who is simply adorable.

ParisB

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #441 on: 15 October 2015, 10:45:24 pm »
Well mine was lovely , a guy that I had seen in th UK and was in Dubai same time as me so I went to do an outcall at his lovely hotel

Everything was going great. He is a lovely guy someone you can have a good laugh with. So we  did the deed,  then we were chilling on the balcony and did the deed again ( on the balcony lol)  and afterwards my leg started to cramp And  ache  a bit but thought it was just cramp.

 well if you want to know the rest read my post in the touring section but to cut a long story short I ended up in hospital the next day on a IV morphine drip and got flown home as an emergency

I've still not recovered yet and that was two weeks ago.

It's one appointment I know I won't ever ever forget

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #442 on: 15 October 2015, 10:57:38 pm »
Well mine was lovely , a guy that I had seen in th UK and was in Dubai same time as me so I went to do an outcall at his lovely hotel

Everything was going great. He is a lovely guy someone you can have a good laugh with. So we  did the deed,  then we were chilling on the balcony and did the deed again ( on the balcony lol)  and afterwards my leg started to cramp And  ache  a bit but thought it was just cramp.

 well if you want to know the rest read my post in the touring section but to cut a long story short I ended up in hospital the next day on a IV morphine drip and got flown home as an emergency

I've still not recovered yet and that was two weeks ago.

It's one appointment I know I won't ever ever forget

Hmmm did the deed on the balcony... That's a lovely pic you can keep in your mind until you're back to fully functional:)

sensualmilf

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #443 on: 16 October 2015, 11:39:17 am »
I had drip all my used condoms on to my client's face, round his eyes and in his mouth whilst he wanked himself in ladies tights, telling him details of whose cum it was.

I then had to take pictures of him with 'condom eyes' and a 'condom mouth' like a cartoon.(Seriously, yes I did)

He was delighted I uploaded one to my private gallery.  :-X

I'll tell you, girls, I went STRAIGHT to the bar for a Hurricane cocktail. ( 3 actually in the end)

(PS. Thank fuck for the black fake tan latex gloves I had in my suitcase)  ::)

sensualmilf

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #444 on: 16 October 2015, 11:41:14 am »
Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified

They do an internal thrush cream in an applicator now which is more effective and will avoid those embarrassing moments, Geordie.  8)

geordie

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #445 on: 16 October 2015, 12:23:08 pm »
Nice young lad, very shy. Booked an hour. All going well until he withdrew to change position and I realised that my thrush tablet from last night was all over the condom. No wonder he didn't want 69 for long. Left after 30 mins. Mortified

They do an internal thrush cream in an applicator now which is more effective and will avoid those embarrassing moments, Geordie.  8)

Thanks for the heads up! Thankfully I only get it around once a year if that

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #446 on: 16 October 2015, 01:44:35 pm »
I had drip all my used condoms on to my client's face, round his eyes and in his mouth whilst he wanked himself in ladies tights, telling him details of whose cum it was.

I then had to take pictures of him with 'condom eyes' and a 'condom mouth' like a cartoon.(Seriously, yes I did)

He was delighted I uploaded one to my private gallery.  :-X

I'll tell you, girls, I went STRAIGHT to the bar for a Hurricane cocktail. ( 3 actually in the end)

(PS. Thank fuck for the black fake tan latex gloves I had in my suitcase)  ::)

WOW! You have a stronger stomach then me

fancypants

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #447 on: 16 October 2015, 04:21:40 pm »

Apparently golden showers and requesting a vessel of  semen from a previous client constitutes as the GFE.

Apart from the incessant belching and feeling  like I was being attacked by Shamu .....the booking went fine.   >:(
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LauraLexie

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #448 on: 18 October 2015, 09:57:32 pm »
Dude walked in, I showed him my equipment, showed him the shower, encouraged him to use it.  Sat down on the bed next to him, started talking about financials. He freaks out, makes an excuse that he is really nervous and wants to go out for a cigarette, he basically runs out, I knew he wasn't coming back  :FF

then sends a single line text saying he was just too nervous to stay and it is his first time grrrr.
 I am so glad I was doing it at my partner's venue rather than a dungeon so at least I didn't loose a deposit.

GoddessEveEnglish

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #449 on: 21 October 2015, 06:54:14 pm »

Apparently golden showers and requesting a vessel of  semen from a previous client constitutes as the GFE.

Apart from the incessant belching and feeling  like I was being attacked by Shamu .....the booking went fine.   >:(

Some of these posts are cracking me up!!!!

Your supposed to enjoy it remember!!!