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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #345 on: 12 August 2015, 12:17:39 am »
New client, young, too good looking, put me on edge. Very good in bed. Why is it the handsome ones freak me out so much?  :-[
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #346 on: 24 August 2015, 12:52:49 am »
Young, entitled and thought he was going to fuck me then demand his money back with the flimsiest of excuses that I wasn't who he thought I'd be. Arsehole got short shrift from me and I terminated the booking, walking out with my full fee while he struggled to run after me pulling his jeans on and telling me to be quiet his neighbours will hear!

Funny how he only had this problem after he'd received his service and then couldn't cum/maintain his hard on. Pathetic. Don't try and call the shots AFTER you've paid and had your service that's just stupid.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #347 on: 24 August 2015, 11:04:33 am »
Mid 40 client, sounded rather posh on the phone and arrived looking very formal and quite slick but friendly. We had a quick chat, and after the shower when we go to the bedroom... - he blew my mind, he gave me some of the best oral I've ever had, I never usually enjoy oral, or come from it. I love it when clients surprise you in that way!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #348 on: 24 August 2015, 07:58:00 pm »
A repeat visit from my new favourite, mid-30s fit sportsman. Smells and tastes divine. It took us aged to get undressed and down to it as we didn't want to stop kissing! One of those bookings that helps you make it through the crappy ones...
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #349 on: 25 August 2015, 01:15:08 pm »
Slightly chubby very shy young guy with pretty big cock, hadn't had sex for ages he said, wanted to come in my face, I knew there
was gonna be some load lol and was reluctant..
Wish I'd said no, it was everywhere, stuck in my eyelashes, in my hair.. grrr  :FF
Washed it out of my eye straight away coz it's agony if you get in your eye! End up with a red eye for the rest of the day!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #350 on: 25 August 2015, 07:21:33 pm »
Banged senseless for an hour by a pleasant bloke but blimey everyone is into ramming my cervix today! My next client is 23 so sleeves rolled up...

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #351 on: 25 August 2015, 07:30:30 pm »
Banged senseless for an hour by a pleasant bloke but blimey everyone is into ramming my cervix today! My next client is 23 so sleeves rolled up...

Yep just had the same. 38 sends a pic of himself, his face, not a cock. Surprise there then. Arrives, very nice suited and booted, chatty and complimentary. Wanted tights, turns out he wants to rip them off. Then says, I hope you like big cocks. I smile and no way am I going to say, wow yes it is big. It was. Continues to bang away at my cervix. Thank goodness it was only 45 min.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #352 on: 26 August 2015, 11:03:17 am »
2hr Outcall to a sweet elderly guy who had "never done anything like this before" and was most surprised and delighted how lovely it all is. 2 Coffees, chatting, spanking & strap-on and he promised to book again next fortnight, " I'm hooked now!!"
Bless, seemed a shame to mention that not only had he done the whole booking ( down to every last detail ) not 10 months since, but it was with me then too  ;)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #353 on: 26 August 2015, 11:04:58 am »
2hr Outcall to a sweet elderly guy who had "never done anything like this before" and was most surprised and delighted how lovely it all is. 2 Coffees, chatting, spanking & strap-on and he promised to book again next fortnight, " I'm hooked now!!"
Bless, seemed a shame to mention that not only had he done the whole booking ( down to every last detail ) not 10 months since, but it was with me then too  ;)


That's so funny...
Probably 'cheating' on you every month. :D
« Last Edit: 26 August 2015, 11:27:14 pm by cheesypeas »
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #354 on: 27 August 2015, 04:36:44 am »
Lovely guy and easy booking just the remedy required after that arsehole a few days ago :)
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #355 on: 27 August 2015, 10:55:03 am »
2hr Outcall to a sweet elderly guy who had "never done anything like this before" and was most surprised and delighted how lovely it all is. 2 Coffees, chatting, spanking & strap-on and he promised to book again next fortnight, " I'm hooked now!!"
Bless, seemed a shame to mention that not only had he done the whole booking ( down to every last detail ) not 10 months since, but it was with me then too  ;)


That's so funny...
Probably 'cheating' on you every month. :D

Thing is CP, this has happened 3 times in as many weeks
 1st guys' face was a picture when I told him 20 minutes in, that this was not my 1st visit ( quick change of story from "Never" to "rarely done this before" ;D 
2nd guy last week and, though he didn't claim to be a punting virgin, didn't once acknowledge I had seen him once before at a hotel..Xx

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #356 on: 27 August 2015, 12:51:34 pm »
LOL Phoenix, that's an odd stat.
Are they all over 95 or something? :o
« Last Edit: 27 August 2015, 06:48:33 pm by cheesypeas »
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #357 on: 27 August 2015, 10:17:00 pm »
First for me - no sex - had a bit of a kiss and naked cuddle then he asked me out on a date! Told I have a fella but persisted and says he'll ring me to see if I've changed mind after he gets back of hols! Really really seems to want to date me! Easiest 80 I've ever made. Makes up for the guy who walked soon as I let him in yesterday!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #358 on: 29 August 2015, 05:19:11 pm »
Told me he's teaching part of the course I'm on from next week....

One of my fav regulars, but that was more than a little awkward! Telling him about my course when he announced he was teaching the English part, Fml. 

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #359 on: 29 August 2015, 10:52:03 pm »
A lecturer who's doing a bit of research linked back to psychology (BARELY!) and spent the whole booking trying to psycho-analyse me while asking me to lick his nipples and sucking WAY TOO HARD on mine.