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littleminxjennifer

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #615 on: 03 February 2016, 04:54:49 am »
Fab quicky,  just the type you want

Was a last minute job a wee bit later than I planned on working. He called and sounded so nervous I nearly didn't take the booking.  He turned up and was super nervous and quiet. As he'd just finished work I ushered him into the shower.   5 minute bj and a few mins screwing.  He booked half an hour and was showered,  serviced and gone in 15 minutes.  Easiest booking ever!

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« Reply #616 on: 03 February 2016, 10:24:17 pm »
1.5 hour guy. Spent an hour having to deal with his preference for a virgin and school girl and the other half an hour having to listen to him telling about how he was abused as a school boy.

Bit like a bad dream.




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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #617 on: 04 February 2016, 05:45:49 pm »
I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.

Lynx, good God above these are the types that scare me.  Not only while they are with me but just the fact that they exist and are around good people, children, etc. 

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« Reply #618 on: 04 February 2016, 05:59:37 pm »
I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.

Lynx, good God above these are the types that scare me.  Not only while they are with me but just the fact that they exist and are around good people, children, etc.

First time I encountered something like that and I hope I won't have to too often, either. Oh he also contemplated forcing himself on his elderly 70 yo neighbour. I have no words.

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« Reply #619 on: 04 February 2016, 06:22:42 pm »
I need brain bleach. The dude was talking about fucking his wife's sister and getting his early teen students to perform oral on him. Then he asked if my BF would be willing to orally rape his wife. Obvious fantasizing but it doesn't make it any less gross.

Lynx, good God above these are the types that scare me.  Not only while they are with me but just the fact that they exist and are around good people, children, etc.

First time I encountered something like that and I hope I won't have to too often, either. Oh he also contemplated forcing himself on his elderly 70 yo neighbour. I have no words.

Boy, Lynx that's just awful. It's scary. Hope you're ok:)

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« Reply #620 on: 04 February 2016, 06:42:50 pm »
Boy, Lynx that's just awful. It's scary. Hope you're ok:)

Absolutely, was just kinda grossed out. First time I've ever blacklisted someone I've actually decided to meet, too. Erk.

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« Reply #621 on: 04 February 2016, 07:24:57 pm »
Boy, Lynx that's just awful. It's scary. Hope you're ok:)

Absolutely, was just kinda grossed out. First time I've ever blacklisted someone I've actually decided to meet, too. Erk.

Well he does sound seriously deranged...

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« Reply #622 on: 04 February 2016, 08:32:30 pm »
A few memorable ones from the last two days.

One guy wanted me to spend the booking squeezing his nipples, shaving him and sticking things up his arse, before he sprayed me with oil and pretty much belly-flopped me (think sea-lion jumping out the water), calling it a sensual body-to-body massage.

Another was a complete dick who obviously had no idea how to have sex/act dominant. I don't mind mild domination, but this guy was just acting like a (strangely polite) dick who spent an hour hurting me. It got to the point he slapped me in doggy so hard I screeched and was just silent for about thirty seconds. He only carried on trying to 'spank' me! If it wasn't so close to the end of the booking by that point I'd have literally kicked him out. I almost did at least 5 times. But I think he was just a complete moron who watches too much porn (he did mention an erotica he'd read), not dangerous or intentionally being a complete prat.

Another guy pretty much declared his love for me within 30 minutes of meeting me...

Had a lovely, hot soldier who, although was very hard work, was enjoyable.

The others blur into one...

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #623 on: 04 February 2016, 10:33:00 pm »
Had an old guy who was the only booking that stands out. Spent a lot of time telling me tales of his wild teenage years in the 60's he had some interesting and funny stories to tell. Had a bit of trouble getting it up which was frustrating but he did in the end and got his monies worth. Also he told me I am the most beautiful girl he's ever been with it was really sweet lol.

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« Reply #624 on: 04 February 2016, 10:44:40 pm »
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx

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« Reply #625 on: 04 February 2016, 10:50:55 pm »
A guy who I thought might have been a timewaster when he asked by text when I was available for a half hr booking, I said 3pm, he replied 'will you piss on me and how much ?' I replied yes its ?70. Anyway he arrived on time, called for flat number as I asked him to, he came in, handed me ?80 I said I didn't have change, he said its ok. I said right get your clothes off, everything off! He did as he was told then I instructed him to get kneeled on the floor between my legs and lick me...Wowee!  He was doing everything I told him to do and after about 10 minutes I came allover his face :-)))) So now onto watersports, I laid a towel in the bath for him, he got in, I balanced on side of the bath holding onto the wall thinking fucking hell really hope I don't slip off, broken bones aren't fun and could be difficult to explain...  lol lol lol ...Managed a big wee allover his face and body, he loved it! Showered him off and helped him get dry then gave him some oral, asked if he wanted me to get on him, he said yes, then after riding him for a few minutes he came. Passed him wipes to clean up, he got dressed, said that was great thanks,  kissed me on the cheek at the door and went. 

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« Reply #626 on: 04 February 2016, 10:57:05 pm »
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !

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« Reply #627 on: 04 February 2016, 11:21:24 pm »
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!

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« Reply #628 on: 04 February 2016, 11:42:59 pm »
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!

I'm so relieved someone mentions this!!!!
I get that too sometimes. From those who (sadly) think they are "experts".

As far as my understanding goes they think they are "stimulating the G point". Arrrgh! I find it extremely uncomfortable and almost painful. It's just awful. It's the worst feeling ever and mostly when I start moving (to "get out") they think I appreciate it so they go even faster and harder.

I'm like wtf are you drilling up there or what????

katrina

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #629 on: 04 February 2016, 11:48:05 pm »
Don't know if anyone else has had this 'technique' used on them or if it's common or what but this guy ( has done on both bookings) holds my hips , puts his thumbs around front to where I would imagine my ovaries are and vibrates his thumbs ( like he's getting or giving me an electric shock) he has a really serious intense look on his face like it some kind of magic trick ...I decided it doesn't hurt or anything so I have an 'orgasm' !!!!! Keeps him happy , but I really don't know what the hell it is ...apart from bizarre !!! Any enlightenment would be great ! Xxxx


I have had similar things done to me by guys who are sort of 'forcing' me to 'squirt' it sometimes works, its not painful but not particularly pleasurable either, its a strange feeling just makes me scream out loud,  and sometimes wet the bed lol !
thanks Katrina it's so weird it's like he moves his thumbs like someone vibrating the strings on a violin ! He's not in me or anything but it's his jet black hair and starry electric shock face that does it! ....I just keep thinking well hes learnt this somewhere and everyone else must pretend it works too so I do too....laughing at myself now ! Anyway I'm not pissing on the bed ....on him maybe but not the bed ! Even if he does have his glitter thong on!


We did this in my beauty therapy course for facial massage, its vibrations up the back of the neck, can't remember what its meant to do without looking back on notes, also remember doing it in Swedish massage. I think he might have been watching too many 'educational' videos about how to guarantee to make a woman squirt....Obviously he's not quite picked up the technique and you're his trial 'victim'!! I'm laughing imagining the jet black hair and his face full of concentration whilst he's trying his best...Oh and the glitter thong creasing me up!  lol lol lol :-))))