Wonderful outcall with the nicest Scottish guy EVER! I'd seen him before during the week and liked him so much I overstayed by half an hour each time. I NEVER, EVER do that! But I wasn't going to have other bookings that day, so I thought why the hell not! These types of guy are hugely rare, so I made the most of him 

A quick note to all workers - journos and clients can read this this board if they're capable of making a number of seemingly legit posts. I
recently had a nasty email via AW from a client who had identified himself in a post.

My most recent client: blow and go, he was done in 7 mins. Good start to Easter Saturday/420.

A quick note to all workers - journos and clients can read this this board if they're capable of making a number of seemingly legit posts. I
recently had a nasty email via AW from a client who had identified himself in a post.

My most recent client: blow and go, he was done in 7 mins. Good start to Easter Saturday/420.

If using a completely different name here and no area identifiable how can they find us ?

Right they would have to do something quite memorable lol.
The time wasters may well figure out who I am if they use this but it's no loss in the case!

Booking with a 20 something year old, bought me a 1kg Lindt bunny, which me and my partner are now enjoying.

 Session itself was a little rough, tried to spank me a little too hard and forcing my head down, a couple of sharp words and he soon changed track, another one who has been watching to much porn!

JEALOUS I love Lindt !! I’m now going to be super bummed out if no clients bring me chocolate over Easter!

It was  while ago

Removed a limb without warning never said a thing when booking

Had a client once, came into the room, full on wizards beard! Looked completely natural didn’t think twice other than ‘cool wizards beard, that’s gonna leave a stubble rash ffs, hope he washes it’. Lol
He went to use the bathroom, when he came back out the whole beard was gone...
I was so shocked I missed the beat to mention it, had to then just get on with things, completely confused. To this day... 

Okay you win.

...Until I pull out my trump card: the Japanese student who wanted to examine my armpits, nipples and vulva with a magnifying glass.

HAHAHAHHAAA WHAT?! Did he bring his own or ask you to supply the magnifying glass? Lmfao that’s amazing wow.
One of my first clients was a Japanese chap who just wanted to stroke my skin, kept calling me porcelain, telling me how much he ‘wanted skin just like this’, ‘the veins are perfect’.
I got major Buffalo Bill vibes like he was sizing me up for a jacket or something. Most nervous hour of my life. Lol