Author Topic: Describe your last booking (Read 719472 times)

amy · « **Reply #945 on:** 14 August 2016, 08:07:31 pm »

I've edited the above posts to - either a punter merits a warning or not, but the place for that is in the appropriate section and not here

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LaraAngel · « **Reply #946 on:** 14 August 2016, 11:36:21 pm »

Just had a total winner... thought I'd share in case anyone is in need of a laugh (albeit a slightly cringy one) today.

Took a 15 minute booking from a guy I've seen before - I don't usually do quickies but I'd had to cancel his last appointment so felt like I kind of owed him.

He showed up and asked if he could have a shower. Fine right? 15 minutes later I'm wondering if he's dead in there... like seriously about to barge in. Shower finally stops. He appears another 5 minutes later. Still wondering if he's dead. But then he appears.... and still doesn't smell fresh. Mysterious! Throws a wob about me wearing lingerie despite having asked for it before he arrived. Got naked and he wanted me upside down licking his gross smelly balls (seriously after 15 minutes in my bathroom how is that even possible). 2 minutes later he wants to bang... stuffs it in a couple of times and I say 'oooh babe that feels good' and he just loses it and says 'damn you made me cum!'. Whoops! Disappears back into my bathroom for another 10 minutes... before running out of here like the place was on fire.

A little while later I decide it's time to wash the smell of him off me, head to the bathroom and find that there is water all over the place and he's managed to use not just both of my large towels but the 2 handtowels as well. And blocked the toilet. And I meant the most epic blockage of all time...

If I'd been in a worse mood I would have lost the plot and been raging, but as it is I'm still laughing about it an hour later. Guys are ridiculous lol. Don't think I'll repeat this one though!

Shewolf · « **Reply #947 on:** 15 August 2016, 04:43:13 pm »

What's he blocked the toilet with?

arrrrgggggggggggghhhh

LaraAngel · « **Reply #948 on:** 15 August 2016, 04:52:47 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 15 August 2016, 04:43:13 pm

What's he blocked the toilet with?

arrrrgggggggggggghhhh

That, my friend, is the million dollar question. Kind of looked like a whole roll of toilet paper, even though there didn't seem to be much missing from the roll (yes I'm a bit OCD and notice these things lol). Don't know what he did but thank god for YouTube hacks... managed to clean it up fairly drama free and didn't have to get dirty doing it. Got pretty nervous for a while there thinking about having to call the hotel for help. Oh the shame!!!

Shewolf · « **Reply #949 on:** 15 August 2016, 05:04:20 pm »

I think your session sounds OK as he was in the bathroom most of it haha better to be in there than sticking his bits in your face.

Emi787 · « **Reply #950 on:** 16 August 2016, 12:47:15 am »

Quote from: tallvegangirl on 14 August 2016, 07:55:06 pm

Poor you hun, are you OK now? Thanks for the tip off as I sometimes tour Birmigham. I do try and avoid black guys because I have trouble accommodating them.

Not really, I stopped bleeding at some point last night when I was sleeping. Today I feel bruised/sore inside my tummy. So other than a client who just wanted a bj I've had the day off again to relax, topped up my tan and had my nails re-manicured among other things.

I can normally accommodate black guys but he was just too big. I usually get a lot of Asains to be honest being in Birmingham.

Gypsy · « **Reply #951 on:** 17 August 2016, 06:21:08 pm »

I had a fabulous 1 hour this afternoon. He just wanted me to sit on his face whilst he smelt my bum. Didn't have to do anything else

Phoenix · « **Reply #952 on:** 17 August 2016, 11:46:17 pm »

Books about once a month, outcall to his hotel. The previous visit he has his fingers inside of me and I thought " Oh no, I must have forgotten to tell him I don't allow fingering.."So as not to ruin his moment, I said nothing and made a mental note to drop it into the chat before I left. Grinned like a Cheshire cat and said he knew he could get me to enjoy it, even though it was on my banned list

Fast forward just a week later this time and I stipulate my boundaries and give him my reasons ( health, hygiene, risk of cystitis and just general preference - but reinforced all the things I love that we can do..
3 minutes later with me pinned underneath and his balls in my mouth, he switched from RO to ramming his fingers inside me. I pushed him off and gave him a bloody good telling off. He lost his hard on and I lost any last shred of respect for this man. Somebody's Grandad..
Why did I bother? $:-\$

meetingdiversity · « **Reply #953 on:** 18 August 2016, 12:01:40 am »

My last booking tonight went very well it was with a kind respectful one who gave me a ?50 tip.

Which has made me think about increasing my price by ?10 after talking about he said. Well worth a splendid encounter am so happy. It has made me realise why escorting is good.

So from now on will focus on the lovelies.

I'll do my best.

Good to go ready for tomorrow.

I never thought I would say it but am much happier escorting although the wits some times pull me down some times like many. I have faith.

Hannaah · « **Reply #954 on:** 18 August 2016, 08:05:18 pm »

An old regular I haven't seen in many months, all was going well and was our usual sub/dom type of booking. And suddenly his belt smacked me across the back and neck...not sure how that is near my ass or boobs, fucking ouch.

jo1992 · « **Reply #955 on:** 18 August 2016, 09:03:59 pm »

a regular client spent the hour giving me oral and rimming me then asked for HR. Even gave me a box of chocs

Emi787 · « **Reply #956 on:** 20 August 2016, 11:48:17 am »

Just had a trucker, lol they are not all fat ugly slobs!
Its actually the third time we have met except this time he paid me for an overnight (regulars discount). Previously he had only seen me for 30 minute bookings. Rather rough looking for his age at 48 but he's a really good laugh and good in bed.
Only had sex two times during the evening and nothing during the morning.

Thing is, he's married, it really vexes me because he has three gorgeous children with his wife which she believes he is totally faithful to her, she's a high ranking nurse at a hospital and she totally loves him more than anything (from what I've gathered).

He sees me because she's not exactly as passionate as him. To be honest and open about it I won't lie, he knows exactly how to please a woman in bed, his cock is amazing. If he was my man I'd make sure his hormones are satisfied so he'd have no desire to lust after other women. I don't know her situation though. She's 45, I'm a fit 25. It really messes with my emotions, my dad has always been totally faithful to my mum but the amount of married men I've seen is a really pressing issue for me.

Kay · « **Reply #957 on:** 20 August 2016, 12:43:11 pm »

Quote from: Emi787 on 20 August 2016, 11:48:17 am

Thing is, he's married, it really vexes me because he has three gorgeous children with his wife which she believes he is totally faithful to her, she's a high ranking nurse at a hospital and she totally loves him more than anything (from what I've gathered).

He sees me because she's not exactly as passionate as him. To be honest and open about it I won't lie, he knows exactly how to please a woman in bed, his cock is amazing. If he was my man I'd make sure his hormones are satisfied so he'd have no desire to lust after other women. I don't know her situation though. She's 45, I'm a fit 25. It really messes with my emotions, my dad has always been totally faithful to my mum but the amount of married men I've seen is a really pressing issue for me.

Yes, but the difference is you DON'T have three children to look after and a high-pressured job as well - it's not surprising sex isn't top of her agenda really, is it? Then again, I do think wives neglect their hubbies' sexual needs at their peril.

Emi787 · « **Reply #958 on:** 20 August 2016, 01:07:32 pm »

Quote from: Kay on 20 August 2016, 12:43:11 pm

Yes, but the difference is you DON'T have three children to look after and a high-pressured job as well - it's not surprising sex isn't top of her agenda really, is it? Then again, I do think wives neglect their hubbies' sexual needs at their peril.

Yeah I fully understand that.

Sometimes I wonder to myself, when/if I'm settled down raising his children, if my husband will see other women/escorts. Will I not be in the mood? will I not be able to satisfy him enough by just applying some lube to myself, or will he get bored of that? From my experience men actually love slutty women, more so than men who prefer "normal"? women. Almost all single men I've known seem to prefer the slut style of women.

Men are very confusing, and that's saying something from someone who has been with... so many I've lost count

I go to the gym to make myself look as attractive as possible to men. The better I look the easier it is to attract more clients.

However If i was married and had children my body would sag and things. In turn, would my man see other women at that stage or would I be able to satisfy his sexual needs.

BlaqHarlot · « **Reply #959 on:** 20 August 2016, 01:24:54 pm »

Quote from: Emi787 on 20 August 2016, 01:07:32 pm

Yeah I fully understand that.

Sometimes I wonder to myself, when/if I'm settled down raising his children, if my husband will see other women/escorts. Will I not be in the mood? will I not be able to satisfy him enough by just applying some lube to myself, or will he get bored of that? From my experience men actually love slutty women, more so than men who prefer "normal"? women. Almost all single men I've known seem to prefer the slut style of women.

Men are very confusing, and that's saying something from someone who has been with... so many I've lost count

I go to the gym to make myself look as attractive as possible to men. The better I look the easier it is to attract more clients.

However If i was married and had children my body would sag and things. In turn, would my man see other women at that stage or would I be able to satisfy his sexual needs.

I used to wonder about when I'm older will I be able to satisfy my man completely and all that but I don't now!

I do think the majority of married men probably are deprived of sex from their wives and that's why they come to us, but I also believe some wives may not want to sleep with their husbands due to them letting themselves go, putting on weight and not really making an effort.

I have a regular who told me about his wife and said she doesn't sleep with him and all this and he showed me pictures of himself 5 years ago when they were having sex, he was much slimmer, had a good body and looked young and happy, very different from the man 5 years later, now he's quite chubby, looks very tired and aged and has a beer belly, lovely guy bless him but I did think that maybe a small factor of why she won't sleep with him could be because he's let himself go and she's not as attracted, he's good in bed though!

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