A really lovely clean polite super firm fit guy who I wasn't quite sure about over the phone to start with as he couldn't speak very good English, but gave him benefit of doubt because he listened to my instructions and arrived with no hassle at all. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw him:  Wowee !!  Gorgeous!!! He paid me for an hour and was done in 25 minutes, I thoroughly enjoyed it with him, no questioning or idiotic remarks, one of the best bookings I've had in ages, I hope he comes back soon lol :-)))

A new booking last night. He turned up with a huge box of chocolates for me and while not my type seemed quite sweet.

Had a little chat which somehow changed to him boring me about bus routes in my area twenty years ago. Moved in for a kiss, and just awful. Licking my teeth, ramming his tongue down my throat, no rhythm and heavy breathing which sounded like snoring. At one point I pulled away and he didn't seem to realise and proceeded to lick my nostril.

He took his underwear off and as he farted loudly...you know those horrible farts where you're sure they must have followed through? That.

Everything else went without issue, credit where it's due, his oral was excellent and he decided he wanted to finish on my chest. I don't know I what it is but I get really irritated by people climbing about on my bed as if they're trying to reenact something from a porno - they guy was late fifties and only had a hip replacement a few months ago, I half worried he might never be able to get back off of me. Anyway, he's getting himself off between my boobs and looks down at me then asks if my boobs were as big as they are now when I was at school. *shudders* I think the look on my face said it all and he just shut up and got on with it. Huge relief when it was finally over.

Lovely guy mid 30's, half hour booking, nervous as anything, didnt so much as grab my bum, just lay there and let me do my b2b, looked so relieved when it was over and totally came out of his shell, I get a lot of newbies because of the service I offer, its nice to see how they change at the end, laughing and giggling like they just won a game

I had a gorgeous hunk.. pleasant , clean, gentle, just lovely..Couldn't believe my luck  Rare though..rare 

A nice client who was very nervous and couldn't relax. It came up on true caller a photo of him with his family a weding photo that was different. I didn't say anything but.

Tattooed glasses wearing personal trainer for an hour booking.  Done 69 and oral stuff for most! Bur we had so much film tastes in common ir was a great end of the day xxxx

By the end of the booking I felt I had just been used as a fresh cream cake lol

Oooh squirty cream is fun! Well it is when you're with someone you like .

My last client was quiet, clean, respectful and farted when he came. I discretely didn't notice.

Hipster looking guy with some tattoos and a beard, wore a flat cap and a brown jacket around his mid 20's think he said he was 26 said it was his first time booking an escort. Wanted a lot of random positions but the sex was okay he had a nicer body than I expected he looked kind of skinny but when he took his clothes off he had some muscle on him before the booking he asked if he could do a facial when he finishes and I agreed to it but he pulls out and gets the condom off and didn't get as far as my face so he just pops all over my thigh and we both just kind of look at each other awkwardly until I get a wet wipe. Think he was a little embarrassed but never said anything. After he showers and collects his stuff he starts asking if I'd like to go out for coffee sometime and that he really likes me and I said sure if he wants to pay my rates he says "No I didn't mean like that" and I reply "I know.." and he just kind of nods and says his goodbyes. Nice guy doesn't quite understand how this all works yet