Welcome back Mel

Anastacia say it so much better at full volume!
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back'

(utube-'Back In Black' by Anastacia)

I do look forward to these type of bookings where they massage the whole body with their oils. With a bit of horny fun at the end.

So, my last booking was a walk out!! I've only had 3 in the last 4 years. No I'm not upset about it, no I wont let it get me down.

He was sooooooo not the kind of client I like, but because I'm not in my usual town, the accent made me a little off guard I suppose.

I don't usually see under 25 years old. This guy looked about 19, he was one of those young guys with trousers too low and walked with a kind of a swinging limp that he thought was swagger, you know the type?

He came in, looked me up and down and asked me what my price was, and mumbled something about his car and parking. My response was, I pointed to the front door and told him the door he used to come in is the door to use on the way out. He knows my prices and his car is absolutely fine wherever he parked it. Told him, if I'm not his type, thats fine, I get it, he's not my type either, but there's no need for the bullshit about prices and cars. He then said, yeah ok, i'll just go then. I said yes please and he left.

I think he would have been an awkward twat he he had gone ahead with the booking, so I dodged a bullet there!

There are times in a SW life when you find yourself pondering how did I get here? Today was that day for me. I had a booking with a rather buffed, fit, fine specimen of manhood, who at 10:30 in the morning upon arrival a)asked if I had a crack(read crystal meth) pipe. I answer no!  He then b)preceded to grind it up with his lighter and snort a rather long line. I thought oh well there goes any fun I was planning on having with him. Well, what was beginning to look like a promising erection soon started to melt like the polar ice caps, leaving me with this hunky man, no erection to speak of, beating the damn thing into submission, for 2 hours!

So, what does an enterprising ho do in the midst all this? Get her self off and then spend the rest of the time watching him beat his dick into a numb coma talking utter and unmitigated shite. Then when I would get bored, I would wiggle my bum in his face, telling him how much I wanted him to come all over it. At one point, as he was standing over me, pulling on his ever shrinking dick, he said he had hope of it getting hard. Before I could stop myself I channeled Jessie Jackson, and with fist pumping action in the air said, "KEEP HOPE ALIVE! LET'S KEEP HOPE ALIVE!" Thinking to myself, cause your dick is dead!

Yes, these are the moments I live for.

I honestly don't know what to think about my last meet.

Dude my age, somewhat high on uppers, pleasant to deal with and good in bed. At the same time, he was very clearly hitting on me ("Well, I'm single, just saying!") even after I have clearly told him that I'm taken and not interested. Duh.

just now had a lovely guy wanted to have red lipstick kisses all over his chest and he wanted me to keep kissing him so he wore the lipstick lol 

Deadly quiet this week but can't grumble...
He looked 17, huge dick, ripped to the tits 
I bit his bum! lol