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candystarbbw

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1185 on: 31 October 2016, 12:07:41 pm »
My last booking was lovely. This guy in his 50s with a massive hard cock.... I really did enjoy the short 10 min!! he was such a gentlemen xxx bought me chocolates when he came.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1186 on: 03 November 2016, 02:05:12 pm »
Last booking.... think of that scene from the inbetweeners of briefcase wanker trying to lose the big V. Trying not laugh while experiencing what I can only describe as chest compression's. Lovely guy but could not wait to get that booking over, he was not taking or seeking guidance. And now Im concerned I may have a bucket fanny as he fell out of me and didnt realise so he continued to bounce and hump (using the word hump loosely) crotch area. I think his parents must have content control on their wifi or something, poor sheltered lad.

I relieved a young man of his virginity on Monday, and all I could keep thinking of was "briefcase wanker! briefcase wanker!"  :D :D :D

Luckily he did actually have a basic grasp of the mechanics!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1187 on: 03 November 2016, 02:47:21 pm »
I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG

The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know  "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.

So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.

?627 million.

Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL

Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!

He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.

No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.

Maybe you should have his baby. Ka-ching!!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1188 on: 04 November 2016, 04:13:45 pm »
so iv just had a guy who was plesant but half way through the booking he asked my name, I told him my work name like you do then 5 mins later during sex he started begging to know my real name, totally pissed me off and killed my mood  :FF

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1189 on: 04 November 2016, 04:31:10 pm »
Maybe you should have his baby. Ka-ching!!

She's not been online since the following day, praps they've eloped  ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1190 on: 04 November 2016, 04:56:49 pm »
She's not been online since the following day, praps they've eloped  ;D

She has only told half the story too!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1191 on: 04 November 2016, 05:03:13 pm »
She has only told half the story too!

 ??? ???

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1192 on: 04 November 2016, 05:09:18 pm »
I would like to know if the guy became a regular and if it was dollars or ?'s in his account! And if she married him! hahahaha

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1193 on: 04 November 2016, 05:11:54 pm »
I would like to know if the guy became a regular and if it was dollars or ?'s in his account! And if she married him! hahahaha

Ah thought you was privvy to the ending she had missed off  ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1194 on: 04 November 2016, 05:18:02 pm »
Ah thought you was privvy to the ending she had missed off  ;D

Indeed a good story has a beginning middle and an end.

I didn't think anything could cheer me up but this has!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1195 on: 04 November 2016, 10:09:40 pm »
My last booking asked if I watch porn on my days off. Aye love because I'm such a sex maniac

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1196 on: 05 November 2016, 04:18:38 pm »
I had a half hour booking earlier this p.m. with a guy which involved owo and protected anal.  The booking was over and done with in 15 mins. but he was enjoying the anal for quite some time.  He was very easily pleased and no trouble though.

I love those fast appointments when they are fully satisfied and you know they aren't leaving early because they are unhappy.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1197 on: 07 November 2016, 01:41:34 pm »
My last booking asked if I watch porn on my days off. Aye love because I'm such a sex maniac



Sounds like the one who asked me in all seriousness,  if in my 'private' life, do I go out dressed like this (It was a domination booking I was wearing thigh high pvc boots, fishnet stockings, pvc skirt up my arse, tits popping out of my tiny red bra, thick black eye make up, bright red lipstick)  ...Yeah course I do, I often walk around Tesco doing my weekly shop or sit in Nando's with my kids wearing this type of stuff!!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1198 on: 07 November 2016, 02:49:13 pm »
Lovely regular with a jolly face and a big bushy beard he always reminds me of Grisly Adams well I was 30 seconds into OWO and teasing him with my tongue when he unexpectedly shot his load, the first and hardest spurt went straight up my left nostril. Hahaha.
I've NEVER had that happen before and after the initial shock I had to laugh as it could have been worse and gone in my eye and that stings like a bitch.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1199 on: 07 November 2016, 03:22:45 pm »
An hour of ball busting and trampling.
Left him red raw but has already messaged from his car asking to see me again when I am back here again at the end of the week.
Now getting ready for a 2 hour HS session.
What can I say..I'm a feeder!
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