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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #885 on: 05 July 2016, 04:23:35 pm »
Guy I've seen a couple of times rings about 2pm asking if he can see me at 4pm. I say yes, I'll see him then. He rings at 3.15 and mumbles a bit incoherently. I thought maybe it was me being a bit deaf and having phone problems but sounded like he said he was on his way. Then he rings at 3.30 to say he is here. I was pretty much ready so said come to the door. When he arrives it's obviously something is a bit different and he's not wearing his usually postie uniform. Soon figure out he's been drinking! He pays for the hour, hands me a red fishnet stocking he wants me to wear and the booking is over after 20 minutes. It could have been worse!
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« Reply #886 on: 05 July 2016, 04:53:37 pm »
My last two couldn't seem to get thier tounge in far enough gross. And while he was giving reverse oral slobbering every where bless him. My mind drifted :) Thinking about going costa coffee with a friend. Actually was visualizing being there relaxed. Then came back to the booking. :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #887 on: 05 July 2016, 11:06:01 pm »
Memorable client of the day turns up wearing a suit kind of balding with glasses says he is a teacher and looks the part. He was really quiet didn't say much but seems nice has a shower and before we get down to it he starts talking about his wife and kids for some reason I really didn't wanna know. Starts saying his wife doesn't love him and they stay together for the kids this big long sob story meanwhile I'm just trying to get the condom on him so we can get the booking going. He finally gets going got a bit rough and pushed me against the wall face first and then does his thing while still rambling on it was the most uncomfortable 10 minutes of my life. What he was doing wasn't bad it was just that he kept talking saying how his wife is all the names you can think of and then "You know what I want don't you, you really love it" tries to pull my hair a bit too hard in the process until I tell him off. Mostly I was trying not to laugh. What I did laugh at is after he gets done he sits down on the bed and takes the condom off himself and just holds it in the air looking at it not saying anything for a couple of minutes so I go to bring the bin over and the wet wipes sit next to him and pop a hand on his shoulder and then he starts crying asking if I think he's an idiot. At this point I cracked up.

He responds by throwing his condom in the bin I put next to him and getting dressed like a small child when they get angry and stomp around being all rough with their clothes. Tried to calm him down by saying I was sorry and he's just like "Oh you keep and enjoy my money that's all I'll ever be to you people but I won't stay here and be ridiculed" so yeah 30 minute booking done in about 20 minutes half of which he spent whining and/or crying. When he walked in I was expecting a dead fish who doesn't say anything but lays there not Angry McAngrypants. Every now and again a client throws me a curveball it was one of the more awkward moments I've had on a booking. I just can't get the image of him frozen staring at a used condom out my head.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #888 on: 06 July 2016, 06:08:43 pm »
That's very, very strange. He is obviously not a fan of women...

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #889 on: 06 July 2016, 07:07:04 pm »
A gentle giant, he books me for roleplay stuff, (vampires etc.) this time i was a school girl with a long black wig! I ,however, started my period 30 mins before he arrived butmade him cum twice oral so not so bad!!! xxx
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #890 on: 06 July 2016, 08:01:00 pm »
How I managed to not wet myself laughing is a testament to my years of professionalism.

We all have had them, those sexual vortex clients. The ones when they enter they suck all the sexiness out of the air with their mer presence.
Breast drooling followed by, clitorial scrapings, a warm serving of smash nose into pubic bone in a vain attempt to give me head, to end with a round of the most uncoordinated shagging. When this didn't seem to do the trick, i stopped trying and let him sort it out.

Sweet divine mother of Jesus, what followed was 20mins of watching a man attempt to rip his own dick off whist listening to my sound track. The laughing part came about when Duffy's Mercy came on, and I pretended to hear his penis begging for mercy in a tiny choked little voice. I was bored! By this time, i had lost total interest, and actually caught myself verbalising my weekend list of things to do. This is why we get paid the big bucks!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #891 on: 06 July 2016, 09:17:03 pm »
Had a semi regular who visits about once every 3 months he is elderly with a micro dick and bad legs, he brought me a punnet of strawberries (I thought they were a little gift for me) and proceeded to open the punnet and squeeze strawberries over by breasts to lick off the juice, this juice went over my tits, under my arm pits and down my belly he then slobbered it off, to add to my "pleasure" he went down on me with the strawberries and tried to push one up my fanny, boy it was cold.
He then wanted a 69 and after slobbering around my nether regions he blew really hard into my vagina I jumped and told him not to but the first blow had gone in,  low and behold a minute later my fanny farted right back in his face which caught us both by surprise, I said to him  "It serves you right".
His dick was so miniscule there was nothing I could do with it except a 2 finger wank.
After half an hour enduring this I called time he then tried to goose and kiss me on the way to the bathroom, in the bathroom and going back in the bedroom.
Yes with some punters we really do earn our money.  ;D

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« Reply #892 on: 06 July 2016, 10:11:12 pm »
Due to good pelvic floor control (probably due to years of practising W/S stop/start) I just managed to not wet myself laughing at those last 2 posts!  Hilarious!!  ;D especially the description of the poor little penis's almost being torn off in the desperate attempts to come even though their body is saying please no more  :o  Talk about flogging a dead horse... ???


My last booking nice attractive pleasant clean guy booked an hour, paid straightaway, asked if he could bring his dog in to wait in the hallway (who was adorable and well behaved too)  I gave them both some water.   I pranced around for him dressed in full leather attire, over knee boots, jacket, short skirt, wanked him off, put a gloved and condommed finger up his bum, he said that was fabulous, thanked me and he was off...He had been in and out in 20 minutes  :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #893 on: 06 July 2016, 10:43:15 pm »
Oh my god these posts always have me cracking up!!

Lovely guy, a very regular reg.  Spent three hours rolling in the hay, and he brought me champagne and chocs. What a star!

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« Reply #894 on: 06 July 2016, 10:54:17 pm »
Oh my god these posts always have me cracking up!!

Lovely guy, a very regular reg.  Spent three hours rolling in the hay, and he brought me champagne and chocs. What a star!



Fabulous!  :) I haven't had any decent gifts for ages, the last client who bought wine (for us to drink in the hour booking just so he could try and drag it out for longer!!)  brought the most shittiest bottle 5 quid can buy, now I'm not a wine snob but I don't like to drink cats pee either...He brought echo falls chardonnay  :( :FF I poured us both a tiny glass had a few sips and threw it down the sink soon as he was out the door ha ha

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #895 on: 08 July 2016, 10:44:58 am »
This is just the day so far interspersed with bookings.
I changed apartments today, I was in a perfect little one, could get the clients up, no hassle.
I am now in one down the road which is called a smart building, but the damn bell and accessing the lift once clients are in not so smart.
Client 1 arrives, bell not working, lift not working. I open fire exit door.
Next client goes to the back of the building, which also has apartments and gets stuck in lift
Whilst this is happening, my agent sends me one, see him. Get the one stuck in lift unstuck and see him too.
I went out to Office Works and bought gum erasers and have now wedged them in the fire exits. Waiting for the next one. A wine is in hand.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #896 on: 08 July 2016, 12:26:21 pm »


Fabulous!  :) I haven't had any decent gifts for ages, the last client who bought wine (for us to drink in the hour booking just so he could try and drag it out for longer!!)  brought the most shittiest bottle 5 quid can buy, now I'm not a wine snob but I don't like to drink cats pee either...He brought echo falls chardonnay  :( :FF I poured us both a tiny glass had a few sips and threw it down the sink soon as he was out the door ha ha

What a cheapskate!!

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« Reply #897 on: 08 July 2016, 12:45:02 pm »
What a cheapskate!!


Ye the tight git  :( The thing is as well he mentioned bringing 'a nice bottle of wine' on the phone, twice in texts and when he arrived...I just looked at it and I never even said thank you for the wine which I always do, so I think he got the message it was crap lol Next time he books I'm gonna say I've stopped drinking  ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #898 on: 08 July 2016, 01:24:51 pm »

Ye the tight git  :( The thing is as well he mentioned bringing 'a nice bottle of wine' on the phone, twice in texts and when he arrived...I just looked at it and I never even said thank you for the wine which I always do, so I think he got the message it was crap lol Next time he books I'm gonna say I've stopped drinking  ;D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #899 on: 08 July 2016, 07:18:46 pm »
Nothing worse than cheap alcohol. Gad!

I agree, I would much rather have one glass of something nice than a load of cheap kak!

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