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Shewolf

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #525 on: 18 December 2015, 08:13:57 pm »
Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.

I'm still wondering what was occurring.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eugh!!! what did you do? carry on or ask him if he'd just cacked the bed (professionally of course  ;D) x

hahahahaha! 'Excuse me but have you just cacked yourself?'

No, I thought, sod it, I'm on top and his ass is nowhere near me. I just closed my eyes and breathed in :) x

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #526 on: 18 December 2015, 08:21:44 pm »
Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.

I'm still wondering what was occurring.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eugh!!! what did you do? carry on or ask him if he'd just cacked the bed (professionally of course  ;D) x

hahahahaha! 'Excuse me but have you just cacked yourself?'

No, I thought, sod it, I'm on top and his ass is nowhere near me. I just closed my eyes and breathed in :) x

Ah, that's grim man!! In all fairness he may have been pretty mortified and hoped you wouldn't notice - If I was a guy and that happened and I knew it was me, my cock would have shrivelled up like a walnut whip  :o x

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #527 on: 18 December 2015, 08:23:14 pm »
Oh yeah and I was in such a rush to get out the house to see him, I picked up odd stockings (one opaque and one fishnet) to change into once there. That is the 2nd time I have done that this week. Odd stockings.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #528 on: 19 December 2015, 10:56:36 am »
Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.

I'm still wondering what was occurring.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
Oh yeah and I was in such a rush to get out the house to see him, I picked up odd stockings (one opaque and one fishnet) to change into once there. That is the 2nd time I have done that this week. Odd stockings.

Flatulence? IBS? too many onion at lunch..

Just tell them it's a new trend with the stockings, we could all do it & get it going viral in our galleries lol

I use resealable sandwich bags to keep my paired things in, underwear & stockings. Very easy to grab & go too. Space saving in the suitcase/handbag aswell.

Shewolf

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #529 on: 19 December 2015, 07:12:39 pm »
Lovely, friendly man, enthusiastic....but strong smell of shite half way through and onwards.

I'm still wondering what was occurring.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
Oh yeah and I was in such a rush to get out the house to see him, I picked up odd stockings (one opaque and one fishnet) to change into once there. That is the 2nd time I have done that this week. Odd stockings.

Flatulence? IBS? too many onion at lunch..

Just tell them it's a new trend with the stockings, we could all do it & get it going viral in our galleries lol

I use resealable sandwich bags to keep my paired things in, underwear & stockings. Very easy to grab & go too. Space saving in the suitcase/handbag aswell.

Yes! 2 4 1 on stocking'ed legs x

Lois01827

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #530 on: 21 December 2015, 03:12:36 pm »
New client just left; lovely chap but extremely boring and chatted dribble.

The oddest thing - when he cum, it was like he was being tasered and this went on for about 20 seconds; I secretly was sniggering, although I panicked a bit and thought 'I fuck, I've killed him!'. Turns out he's still alive  ;D

TrashAzn

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #531 on: 21 December 2015, 07:16:50 pm »
New client just left; lovely chap but extremely boring and chatted dribble.

The oddest thing - when he cum, it was like he was being tasered and this went on for about 20 seconds; I secretly was sniggering, although I panicked a bit and thought 'I fuck, I've killed him!'. Turns out he's still alive  ;D

If he had epilepsy that would have kinda sucked. But yeah had a few shakers. It's weirder when they start shaking before you have even really done anything I'm wondering if they are cold or something and they just say they can't stop it like they go into a spasm or something. The last client I had issues with after he finished was a big hairy rocker guy he was one of my repeat bookings and he was on top. I'm really tiny so I'm sort of just completely trapped between his man boobs as he heaves away then he finally finishes and pretty much passes out on top of me I had to physically nudge him awake and ask him to move because I couldn't breathe.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #532 on: 22 December 2015, 03:25:52 pm »
phone call asking if i'm available, was literally just out the shower so explained i was still wet hair and no make up but ok

lovely guy, quickest half hour ever.  ooh i enjoyed that!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #533 on: 22 December 2015, 07:21:38 pm »
A blissful time talking to a great guy who did want a shag but then a headache interrupted his plans ;)
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

meetingdiversity

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #534 on: 27 December 2015, 04:03:05 pm »
I just seen a regular he spent a fair while kissing me all over and used some toys on me. Then turned on my front for him to do my back it was very relaxing. All he wanted was sex at the end. Bless him.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #535 on: 27 December 2015, 05:07:25 pm »
Saw one of my regulars for a couple of hours in the afternoon. Chatted about his Xmas and some of the family members he only sees once a year then did the usual things he likes oral then me on top says he likes how I work my hips on him and he just moves his hands over me. I tend to prefer top too personally it's more work but I can control the rhythm and how hard  or soft so much easier to get myself off than somebody just doing constant hurty stuff on top of me. He even bought me a present a set of bath salts and bubble bath and some flowers which was nice.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #536 on: 27 December 2015, 05:36:59 pm »
Hello,
Saw a regular who pays me for 1 hour and we are always having sex for 25 minutes  and cums 2 times. He is really  very very quick.then we speak for 10 minutes and after that he always  leave in 40 minutes  under the fear of the phone from his wife.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #537 on: 28 December 2015, 09:46:07 am »
I actually was offered a bit of work on okcupid (i don't use it for escorting at all but he offered) and it was great! Probably shouldn't make a habit of it, but it was a welcome change from the norm. Plus he was one of my more attractive clients.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #538 on: 07 January 2016, 01:05:19 am »
Snuck into a hotel I was banned from half a year ago. That was a bit stressful. The client proceeded to be done in around 15 minutes flat and we spent rest of the meeting discussing politics. Quite okay with that. ;D

DarlingNikki

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #539 on: 07 January 2016, 04:09:57 am »
My last booking was with an actor/comedian. He was in town for 4 days doing shows in my city. After his first show we took a selfie/vid for my snapchat and later that night i posted it ig/twitter and tagged him in it. He dm'ed me asking for my number. I was a little starstruck because I use to have a little crush on him, but I played it cool. He said if I could be very discreet, he'd love to see me. He always jokes on tv/radio about "paying for it", so I was veeeeery curious if he was serious about it. Needless to say he was very serious, and after our first round he offered me a LARGE sum of money to stay with him for the rest of his time here.. There was lots of sex, talking politics, discussing his peers, drinking and dancing. And he's even booked me for a week out in Los Angeles with him! yay!