See 'Traumatised' above.   

same here nia

happy teport he is keen to make another booking, woohoooo

Good looking, quiet French guy half my age. Lovely, and very straightforward.

Last one was with my regular. He turned up 10 minutes late because he couldn't locate the hotel but was very apologetic. And he was freezing when he arrived, it was like kissing an icebox! Two hour booking which is always a good one, but my stomach wouldn't stop grumbling which was a bit embarrassing!

Got ?450 for a 4 hour booking with a guy who would not stop talking and was BORING as hell. Talked a load of bullshit the WHOLE time. Had to keep slapping my face to keep me awake! The physical side was the easy bit and lasted less than an hour! The longest 4 hours ever! Thought it was never going to end - I never clock watch but was watching every single minute and second go by so slowly - oh so slowly - (tick tock) felt like time had stopped. Should not complain too much though as was reliable and not a timewaster and went home with good money. To be honest I think I would have preferred half the money for an exciting booking that flew by! I did feel about sorry for him though as he had quite low self esteem - bless x
Wants to meet again! arghhhhhhhh......................

Well this was the booking before my last booking. Which had me giggling for ages! So client arrives at my home, he looks ok, quite good looking in a way. I invite him in and he walks into the hall and stops. He is looking ahead and his face turns white. He stutters, whole body freezes... I gasp, worried. "Are you okay?" I ask. "I.. I need to go!" he stammers running for the door. "Oh okay!" I reply, whilst thinking "you fucking bastard you". At the door he apologizes again, "I'm so sorry but... I...I don't like cats". He vanishes into the night. I turn back up the hall and sitting staring at me is a my wee ginger Tom cat. With a chirrup Fur Ball flops to the floor purring and rolls to show is fluffy tummy. "Hmmm, maybe the cat is part tiger after all." I muse as I lift him up and he nuzzles under my chin. 

I told him while arranging booking, I always tell people anyway. Coming from a home with pets it's second nature. I think he was just new to it all. But I like to think the cat has some tiger powers

You have to tell your clients you have a cat, just in case they have an issue..

I've got it on all my ads...whether they choose to read properly isn't my problem!

Regarding my last booking. Nice bloke, 'massaged' me. By which I mean he rubbed massage cream into me! But he was really gentle and kept asking if what he was doing ok etc. Had a good chat with him too. And he left 10 minutes early And he likes cats!