First client of the day at the parlour, only rinsed himself in the shower, pissed in the shower, had black fungal toenails, slightly less disgusting fingernails, wanked him off for 10 minutes before noticing he had something crawling in his pubes....at first i thought he had crabs, but now know they were body lice. Fucking awful. I nearly scrubbed my skin off in the shower. Cried and went home.

Fucking hell!

Exteremely overweight guy who wanted gfe.

So first he squished me (I'm not tiny but jeez I'm not that big either!) and then he plunged his fingers in me (Which I don't offer.) and scraped me hard with his nails. Kissed me, shoved his tongue in and slobbered all over, and had bad breath.

Then he tried to go in  without a condom and was warned and said he wasn't ready to go in yet...and a few minutes later just dove in with no condom, no warning.

And the whole time I was thinking what the fuck is that smell?! Turned out it was shit stuck to the inside of his ass cheeks.

 

No way in hell would I have gone through with that booking, Floozie!

I couldn't have done that booking. I was nearly greeting because a client kept farting. I'd have to have insisted as tactfully as possible that he showered or we call the whole thing off, you couldn't pay me enough to get intimate with someone reeking of piss. I take my hat off to you, floozie. X

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Seems to happen sometimes where they book for a long time then once they have done their thing and got what they came for they see no reason to stick around. It's quite nice when it happens and they don't start demanding money back because they booked 2 hours and got everything they wanted in 15 minutes. I get people asking for overnights who I know will just be bored of me after one round and they have no plan for the night. I don't accept these guys though maybe I should I'd get a whole evenings pay for 30 minutes but It'd probably just cause trouble and they'd want to change their booking time after the fact. I'd feel too bad taking an overnight fee when all they wanted to do was pop and be done with it.

It's generally nice when it gets better.  I had one great booking with one punter.  Second time, it was mediocre.  He was apparently stressed from overwork.  He was having a mini-rant over his work demands.  I felt more like his Wife than a prostitute.    .   Luckily, I had better bookings since.

First booking for a week (I've turned down several cos they didn't pass my screening or I just didn't feel right)
Managed to find free parking nearby ++
He kept asking me questions then going for a snog so I couldn't answer --
He respected my boundaries around DFK and OWO ++
He gave me amazing oral and I went off like a rocket ++++++
He came while doing so, so I didn't even need to fuck him ++
Then had a nice chat for 30 minutes about Brexit and the North/South divide ++

Sounds like a very pleasant booking apart from the asking of questions then launching into a big snog so that you can't speak, I find it quite annoying, smothering and a bit rude really.

I think the guy with the incontinence pad should have had the decency to WARN you it is ridiculous he expects you to go through with a booking like that.

I do sympathise with medical issues but really unless we are very tolerant or we are qualified nurses why should we be expected to put up with that!

I imagine a lot of the time they avoid saying anything because they feel like you will cancel the booking but it makes it worse when they don't say something and you turn up dropped right in a situation you have to manage the best you can or walk out. In that guys case it seemed like he had some issue with hygiene he probably should have bought a spare clean pad and had a good shower before anything happened. If somebody came to me like that and was apologetic and asked to shower and dispose of the dirty pad it wouldn't be a massive issue to me. The idea of clients with medical issues did freak me out when I started but I have met perfectly nice ones who manage their own problems. Have one I've met a couple of times who does wear a pad but he's never turned up drenched in pee and does bathe before I arrive. Sometimes needs a wet wipe before I do anything down there but I've had plenty of able bodied clients I had to get a wet wipe out before my mouth goes anywhere near them too.