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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #585 on: 29 January 2016, 07:38:12 pm »
My last booking was a truck driver on an industrial estate three miles away. The guy was in his 50s, very over weight and sweating. So we had sex, he was breathing with difficulty.

I asked if he was OK, he said he was, so I left.

An hour later I jogged round to check he was, the truck had gone.

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« Reply #586 on: 29 January 2016, 10:18:12 pm »
Lovely guy who I've seen a few times before, he has a real fetish for wearing tights (as I do) and sensually rubbing up against each other whilst we're both wearing them...He came without me even touching his cock just the sensual feeling of tights on tights...Then I asked him to tear mine at the gusset so he could finger me while I used my vibrator on my clit, fabulous!! Then he wanked himself onto my legs. We both nearly fell asleep after, he was so nice and comfortable to be with Fantastically sensual sexy hour with a lovely guy :-)

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« Reply #587 on: 29 January 2016, 10:19:12 pm »
My last booking was a truck driver on an industrial estate three miles away. The guy was in his 50s, very over weight and sweating. So we had sex, he was breathing with difficulty.

I asked if he was OK, he said he was, so I left.

An hour later I jogged round to check he was, the truck had gone.

Oh dear, that's upsetting really. He mustn't be well. I'm glad you went to check, good for you xx

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« Reply #588 on: 30 January 2016, 12:05:27 pm »
Used two different lubes as running a bit low and this young guy was coming for a booking ( I have a little calpol syringe so use that to put a bit up , but not much as things get squelchy ....anyway they obviously weren't compatible and had turned into like a white ish emulsion ( nothing wrong with me at all) but the guy ( I faked an orgasm) said OMG do you always cum squirt like that !!! I said "no never, fuckin hell what have you done to me it's my first time like that" he was so impressed with himself ....but I was like OMG OMG OMG lol

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #589 on: 30 January 2016, 07:54:07 pm »
Slobbery.

About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
OMG I had a really bad slobberer who just dribbled into my mouth and barely let me catch my breath it was awful .......I remember thinking 'it's like having a St Bernard slobbering on me ' then I thought , well yep for that much an hour ....I would lol !!!!

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« Reply #590 on: 30 January 2016, 08:02:11 pm »
Slobbery.

About 50 minutes of slobbery kissing and 3 minutes sex!
OMG I had a really bad slobberer who just dribbled into my mouth and barely let me catch my breath it was awful .......I remember thinking 'it's like having a St Bernard slobbering on me ' then I thought , well yep for that much an hour ....I would lol !!!!

They *think* this is what DFK means.
Ever had a guy trying to stick up his tongue up into your nose?????

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« Reply #591 on: 30 January 2016, 08:50:54 pm »
NO but am laughing SO hard right now really needed it as well.....seriously I did it to my boyfriend and he said OMG GET OFF ME...how the hell can you put up with that it's disgusting ....he didn't move his mouth either it was just on mine and drooling for the whole hour and two overnights ..no sex ...oh he had black teeth too ...and mine are sparkling white ! Am laughing even more now ...I did try other tactics but I did think ' hey if this is as bad as it gets it's worth it lol ' Oooh it's so hard to type whilst controlling a retch ....skinny white beanpole ran off without paying the last time ( my fault) ooooh I was so so mad ....but about the dribbling continually ...reported him he's had 3 names now !

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« Reply #592 on: 30 January 2016, 09:01:06 pm »
Still totally peeing self about tongue up my nose ....would of been able to breathe out of mouth for a bit so could alternate breathing techniques ....Lord ! What happened to you ? X

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« Reply #593 on: 30 January 2016, 09:44:25 pm »
Still totally peeing self about tongue up my nose ....would of been able to breathe out of mouth for a bit so could alternate breathing techniques ....Lord ! What happened to you ? X

Hahaha I'm peeing myself now as well.
Well it was an old bloke with this whole dribbling thing going on. And licking my make up off, just bloody licking my face all over. Next thing I know he sticks his tongue up my nose. I thought he got "lost" so I pull off gently but hey there he goes again. And again. So I just had to tell him to f*** stop it.

There's also what I call "dead fish" tongue guys. That's when they sort of stick their whooooole tongue up my mouth but they don't move it. Feels like I have a dead whale up my throat!

Seriously kissing is an art. You know how to or (sadly for many) you don't.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #594 on: 30 January 2016, 10:31:01 pm »
I had a guy who kissed like a goldfish on speed (if you can imagine that) and his breath smelt like shit. He was a lovely bloke but...with men like that I just think...what on earth are they getting out of this?? For me, kissing should be about connection so it should be in tune with the other person but some guys are just kissing away on their own I think.

GRIM.

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« Reply #595 on: 30 January 2016, 10:32:01 pm »
Am laughing so much....it's so funny what goes on in your head while it's going on ...it's like 'yep I can cope with this , that's another so much quid lol.....this was a seriously dead fish that looked like he hadn't seen a ray of sunshine for years....he wanted to take me to some awards and all I kept thinking was I'll be on telly with him ......laughing again oh no I'm getting a bit too fussy I think ! Xxx please don't let me think dead whale or fish or st Bernard's or Chihuahua on a booking ever ....otherwise it'll be laughter and watersports inclusive ! Xxxx     

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #596 on: 30 January 2016, 10:35:08 pm »
I had a guy who kissed like a goldfish on speed (if you can imagine that) and his breath smelt like shit. He was a lovely bloke but...with men like that I just think...what on earth are they getting out of this?? For me, kissing should be about connection so it should be in tune with the other person but some guys are just kissing away on their own I think.

GRIM.
absolutely pmsl x

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #597 on: 30 January 2016, 10:35:43 pm »
It's very weird that an adult man of 40 + doesn't know how to kiss. It's like they are all virgins.

GRIMMER.

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« Reply #598 on: 30 January 2016, 10:45:59 pm »
I so wish I HAD FILMED this one , not a clue he didn't do anything just spat in my my mouth with a totally limp dick ....I kept trying to be on top , or at least twist so it wasn't just saliva going down my throat ......plus I offer OWO and would rather of done that for hours ! I'm quite an adaptable but sensual kisser , don't think I'm great at everything but I do know I'm a good kisser this was like trying to waltz with a slobbering ironing board ! Couldn't even divert to his dick as that was seriously dead ...and he was ten years younger than me .....I mean how long can you suck a dead marshmallow for ???? Finger size at that ! Xxx

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #599 on: 30 January 2016, 10:50:14 pm »
I so wish I HAD FILMED this one , not a clue he didn't do anything just spat in my my mouth with a totally limp dick ....I kept trying to be on top , or at least twist so it wasn't just saliva going down my throat ......plus I offer OWO and would rather of done that for hours ! I'm quite an adaptable but sensual kisser , don't think I'm great at everything but I do know I'm a good kisser this was like trying to waltz with a slobbering ironing board ! Couldn't even divert to his dick as that was seriously dead ...and he was ten years younger than me .....I mean how long can you suck a dead marshmallow for ???? Finger size at that ! Xxx

Oh god this sounds awful  :-X I'm dreading the day I get one like this