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Miffy

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2820 on: 21 November 2021, 08:10:07 pm »
^^ Yes, I think you're right.

He looked quite crushed when I told him I do not give any of the men I see a second thought once we part ways after our time together. And maybe that's it, he thought he was 'special' in some way, something he'd alluded to several times over dinner. Except he's not, and no amount of surprise Chanel is going to change this into anything other than a transaction.
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« Reply #2821 on: 22 November 2021, 01:36:34 pm »
An odd one. Am slightly bemused by the whole evening.

 As desert is served, another plate is presented to me, on it, written in chocolate are the words 'First Date.' Weird.

First time I've ever been unsure what to say or do. I laughed awkwardly and said how nice. But it wasn't, it was odd. There was no sexual element to the evening at all. I'm quite relived tbh, I didn't want to have sex with him, I don't know why, I just didn't want to.

He's already asked to see me again next time he's in London.

That is odd and would have made me feel uncomfortable too.
I can understand you not wanting to have sex with him after that, when someone comes acrosss as a bit strange then sex is the last thing on your mind.
As you say, maybe it was a case of just trying too hard but that type often go on to be very needy and their perception of the arrangement blurred.

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« Reply #2822 on: 22 November 2021, 06:04:09 pm »
Apparently I refused him a few weeks ago because I didn't like his abruptness on the phone, deadpan voice and attitude. Just not the kind of personality I'm compatible with. He immediately sent me an amazing, long text like a CV about being a likeable person, and feels I ask too many validation questions which make him feel put-upon.

Oddly when we first chatted he didn't bother to tell me he was a reg from 3 years ago!
Last night he still wasn't gonna tell me he was a reg on the phone, I squeezed it out of him. I find this non-disclosure unnerving.

When he walked in I twigged. Oh noooooo. He's super bland, takes long to cum with hj, has BO and or smelly butt and endless chit-chat as he's leaving to extend his time, so I hide in the loo till he's dressed and booted. Time was up last night and he couldn't cum as usual so I stopped the service. He accepted but I know he hoped I'd go another 15 minutes.

Apparently he likes me a lot but I'm repelled by him. It's just a massage so no intimate contact of my body. I don't want to be around him for any cash. Blocked him now.

Sweet jaysus I noticed it was full moon too.

...watching X Factor Worst Auditions now for some belly laffs  ;D
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Miffy

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« Reply #2823 on: 22 November 2021, 07:13:26 pm »
He sounds very odd too. Why not just say who is was unless he knows he'll not likely get a booking with you.

Am glad you've blocked him. Fingers crossed he doesn't resurface with another number.

saltysweet

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« Reply #2824 on: 22 November 2021, 07:28:22 pm »
He sounds very odd too. Why not just say who is was unless he knows he'll not likely get a booking with you.

Am glad you've blocked him. Fingers crossed he doesn't resurface with another number.

I don't know why some guys like to be secret squirrels.Ive explained many times to the nice ones it works in their favour. But hey they know best. What do we know...nothing  :)

Thanks Miffy. If I see him through the peephole I'll have a 'burst tap' or something similar.
« Last Edit: 22 November 2021, 11:21:04 pm by saltysweet »

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« Reply #2825 on: 25 November 2021, 12:42:58 pm »
I saw a really lovely guy on a outcall such good manners, got drinks refreshments in it was a longer booking. He was just such a warm friendly polite gent that likes plenty of conversation and some fun at the end. He booked me again not long after. Wish there was more like him around that treat us like actual people not just banging machines.

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« Reply #2826 on: 25 November 2021, 04:17:43 pm »
Older chap 65, as soon as I got near him he stank of tobacco, although breath was fresh. Rather flaccid, micropenis even with oral so I know this needs to be an oral only booking, no way I'm putting a condom on a flaccid tiny cock and expecting it to stay there. He asks for 69, with his flaccid micro pushup and huge belly no way I'm reaching it, I'm short, so I give the excuse I don't do this because of hips and knees (it's not on my profile and I hate 69 so only do it with those I really enjoy) He gave me oral, seemed to prefer licking my left labia rather than my clit... oral on him again, hurry up mate time nearly up, in the end I asked if he had trouble cumming and whether there was anything I could do... 'lick my balls' whilst he does a HJ. Grey, very hairy balls, I hate pubes with a passion, but his ballack was like dried shrivelled up leather prunes. Eventually he comes as I'm picking stray pubes out from my mouth. Nice chap but didn't enjoy.

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« Reply #2827 on: 26 November 2021, 10:06:17 am »
Milf Glos that booking sounds awful you actually lick balls with lots of pubic hair? I thought most only do get if balls shaven? You can choke on the hairs and there so hard to get rid of if you swallow a pube a horrible scratchy feeling you get for ages.

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« Reply #2828 on: 26 November 2021, 11:26:09 am »
Milf Glos that booking sounds awful you actually lick balls with lots of pubic hair? I thought most only do get if balls shaven? You can choke on the hairs and there so hard to get rid of if you swallow a pube a horrible scratchy feeling you get for ages.

Not normally no, usually only if they are shaved, but it seemed to be the only way. He mentioned it at the beginning and I just tried to ignore the thought. He won't be coming back. Luckily he said it's a once in a blue moon thing. I detest pubic hair with a passion.

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« Reply #2829 on: 26 November 2021, 02:43:58 pm »
Not normally no, usually only if they are shaved, but it seemed to be the only way. He mentioned it at the beginning and I just tried to ignore the thought. He won't be coming back. Luckily he said it's a once in a blue moon thing. I detest pubic hair with a passion.

I totally refuse to lick them unless shaven and will tell them so if they are hairy and request it as I detest pubic hair too.
Same goes for the micro penis, I find them such hard work! Just nothing to work with and as you say, always a risk trying to have penetrative sex. Give me a larger size cock anyday, at least there is something to get hold of for a decent bj and hj if they turn out to be too big for penetration.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2830 on: 26 November 2021, 07:16:22 pm »
I totally refuse to lick them unless shaven and will tell them so if they are hairy and request it as I detest pubic hair too.
Same goes for the micro penis, I find them such hard work! Just nothing to work with and as you say, always a risk trying to have penetrative sex. Give me a larger size cock anyday, at least there is something to get hold of for a decent bj and hj if they turn out to be too big for penetration.

I refuse to ride a micro penis and just focus on bj but you're right,  hard work with a pushpop. Had a day a few weeks ago where I had 3 in one day. In my diary as micropenis Monday lol.

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« Reply #2831 on: 26 November 2021, 10:15:21 pm »
It still shocks me though how some men do expect ball licking with loads of pubic long hair it's so insulting another example of no respect for us. Obviously not all women down below are shaved but if a guy was going down on her he does it inside on the clit not all around the hair area.

I had 2 ask for ball licking a while back both had loads of very long pubic hair like wire horrible it was, i told them don't be silly i am not choking on hairs that is unfair if you like that service and want that service you should offer yourself fully shaved. So so insulting. I have swallowed pubic hairs by acvident in the past and it irritated me for the whole day it was just stuck in my throat no drinking was getting rid of it.

They expect too much some of these men.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2832 on: 27 November 2021, 09:38:32 pm »
Nice young 34 year old good looking, fit, very clean, respectful and polite. Lovely chat afterwards. After a day of timewasters he was a delight.

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« Reply #2833 on: 30 November 2021, 07:08:08 pm »
Gosh when he walked in, I nearly dropped!! The guy actually looked like an alcoholic with a puffy face and slit-like eyes, with a scab on his head (must have fallen over), but it was clear he wasn't drunk today or even not been drinking.

If I smelled alcohol on him, I would have politely asked him to leave, but I didn't have any grounds to not go through with the booking without being a bitch. So I carried on as normal, berating myself in my head for being so shallow and judgy.

I was like observing us from above as if my spirit left my body lol and going through the motions.
He was totally not what I expected him to be- solid feedback on AW, perfect communications, no weird questions, even immediately paid as soon as he walked in (without being prompted). I know it means f-all and I can't judge the man on what he does to himself as long as it doesn't affect the booking or affect me in any way.
He turned out to be a nice person too, but I still can't shake the weird feeling off.
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saltysweet

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2834 on: 30 November 2021, 07:55:56 pm »
Steroids can give you a footballish,  'moon face' and puffy eyes like an alien...I wonder?
You were waiting for him to start misbehaving, I do that too.
Glad he was so nice.
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