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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1005 on: 05 September 2016, 08:37:25 pm »
haha I had one once who was also a big tall man. His widger was so small I couldn't see it. I thought for a moment he didn't have one!!! I had to pretend not to be mortified.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1006 on: 06 September 2016, 12:08:51 am »
I've just done a small willy guy, I don't mind at all, he's a nice bloke and it's less wear and tear! It was an outcall which I'd normally say minimum 1hr but he was 30 mins away and it was late so I said I'd do half an hour for him. We were done in 10 mins so bargain as far as I'm concerned!
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« Reply #1007 on: 06 September 2016, 07:04:02 am »
Oh lord my smoke alarm fiasco guy yesterday was HUGE not just huge but wide, too big for me really. So at least the alarm going off so much meant round two wasn't properly possible (phew!)

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« Reply #1008 on: 06 September 2016, 05:01:25 pm »
Oh lord my smoke alarm fiasco guy yesterday was HUGE not just huge but wide, too big for me really. So at least the alarm going off so much meant round two wasn't properly possible (phew!)

That sounds like an idea........can you get alarms which sound like an alarm so you can set it half way through bookings? hahahaha

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« Reply #1009 on: 06 September 2016, 06:20:57 pm »
That sounds like an idea........can you get alarms which sound like an alarm so you can set it half way through bookings? hahahaha

Only if you can switch them on/off at will!  I spent the whole day till 3pm...either out or spending every 5 minutes tapping tne alarm to shut it up........for a whole 5 minutes at a time, drove me crazy  :FF

Luckily it was fixed before my 5.30. Nice guy but its so damn hot.  Whats it doing being hot in North Yorkshire I'm unprepared! And no fan in a very warm 2nd floor appartment.  Not to mention I must have had a stress build up since I gushed like crazy.  Bright red in the face after, hot dehydrated, attractive, not!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1010 on: 06 September 2016, 08:48:16 pm »
Just had my first virgin or at least the first to admit to being a virgin before the booking. Said he was 30 okay looking kind of a round stocky build and glasses. He booked an hour and basically asked me to teach him how to do a couple of positions which is kind of funny I've only just turned 20 and I'm showing this guy 10 years older how to do things like doggystyle. It was kind of awkward but we had a laugh and he lasted a lot longer than I expected I don't know if it was nerves or what but he got through trying 2-3 positions before he wanted me to finish him off with OWO.  Seemed pleased with himself  and we spent the last part of the booking talking about music offered him a back rub but he was quite happy to lie there he took a shower and was out on time even dumped an extra couple of ?20 notes in my hand on his way out.

This has been my least stressful booking in 2-3 weeks he showed up on time, he was polite and funny,he didn't take too long in the shower or leave it a mess and he actually had an idea of what he wanted to do with an hour booking.

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« Reply #1011 on: 07 September 2016, 01:00:02 pm »
Oh wow!
I'm in heaven. Very well dressed, handsome for his age, about 55, turned up with flowers, champagne and strawberries.
Sat and chatted for 45 mins, sipping champagne, (thank god I have some nice glasses!) did the business for about 20 mins and then sat chatting some more.
2 hr booking flew by. It was the best booking I've ever had.
Think I'm a little bit in love! Haha x

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« Reply #1012 on: 08 September 2016, 10:02:08 pm »
Only my second new client booking in the last few days. For the last 5-6 weeks I've only seen the odd  regular through choice due to being fed up and needing a break.
Anyway, he arrived on time, no issues with booking, decent looking guy about 35ish. That's where the good stuff ends  :FF

He says he has just showered so refuses one at mine. A bit of kissing and touching then I sink to my knees to unbutton his jeans. Get the jeans slid down a bit and I get a whiff! Not cheese, I actually reckon his cock was recently washed but I swear to god I could even SEE the grime in the gathered elastic of the waistband of his boxers!
Anyway got the jeans and mingin boxers off and suggested a quick shower together assuring him that it will only be a couple of mins while trying to kick his boxers into the corner so I don't need to see them! Pleasant enough guy, fairly easy booking but jeezo. Get it together,  get acquainted with a washing machine.Boak
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1013 on: 09 September 2016, 01:21:44 am »
Hotel outcall with a guy just passing through, love those guys. Came within 5 mins and spent the rest of the hour chatting about mundane life. Perfect more of those please.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1014 on: 09 September 2016, 05:27:20 am »
Lovely polite guy who paid for 45 minutes with extras and then came after a five-minute handjob. Gave him a massage for the rest of the time and never even took my underwear off. Dream client!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1015 on: 09 September 2016, 01:09:43 pm »
A lovely chap booked half an hour but came within 1-2 minutes of oral, I offered him a 2nd cum or a massage but he said he's fine, I felt a bit guilty charging him for half an hour so I told him I will call it a 15 minute quickie and gave him back ?10 which is the difference between my 15 min and half hour booking, I was happy with ?50 for 2 minutes 'work' and the client left very happy.

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« Reply #1016 on: 09 September 2016, 04:30:09 pm »
Oh god my worst type of booking  >:(  The guy sent a 2 way SMS asking 'if I was free around now'  Since he'd paid for the SMS I did reply, he got back to me, phoned me, then asked 'Where in X are you, I know a lot of people there'... making out he was a big businessman.  Oh ...when I told him, mumble mumble I will have to phone someone first and get back to you (well eventually he made this clear).

Phoned, confirmed, all good thus far, except in the meantime I saw 2 AW emails from him which if I'd seen them first would've declined the booking......'I want to do X Y and Z to make you......squirt'.  I had tried to make it clear earlier on the phone.......its not guaranteed just enjoy its a bonus if it happens blah bah

So the minute he arrived (looking very scruffy, not that I mind scruffy but hardly the big businessman) he said 'someone saw me come in here' so I thought okkkk whats he gonna do, run? But no he stayed but it was all very awkward the whole way thro.  He was obviously more used to wham bam type or PSE which I explicitly say I don't do and said this on the damm phone too ...that I'm only doing GFE currently due to my ankle thus the special price............

I felt constantly that he was waiting for me 'to cum' yet his attitude was all wrong for that, do this, that, the other, no flow at all, yet annoyingly I found myself trying to force things ie. to gush, stupid thing to do but he made me feel really under pressure.

Eventually he came via wanking and some bum play from me.  I think my radar was a bit off today and I wouldn't normally accept this type of guy who btw the whole way thro kept saying how long are you here, oh I'm about most evenings, how late do you work, what are you doing next obvoiusly thinking I'd see him for free. His 'I'm about most evenings' got complete silence from me.

At the start and as he left he kept asking who I rented from (as if I'd tell him) convinced he'd know them  ::) talk about para

arrrgh sorry for rant ladies needed it out of my system!
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« Reply #1017 on: 09 September 2016, 05:08:48 pm »
That sounds shit LotN and I'd bet my last penny he's no businessman, just another sad fantasist.

I do squirt under the right conditions (i.e., with someone I am relaxed with) but I never advertise this and I always say that I don't if asked, because being "expected" to squirt is pretty much guaranteeing it not to happen!

When they say "What are you doing next" I'm always tempted to reply "I'm submitting my proposal for modifications on the international space station, why?" or something equally unlikely :D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1018 on: 09 September 2016, 05:26:14 pm »


I do squirt under the right conditions (i.e., with someone I am relaxed with) but I never advertise this and I always say that I don't if asked, because being "expected" to squirt is pretty much guaranteeing it not to happen!



I used to write that I do on my profile and I'd get people like "So you squirt yeah? Sounds good"  "Well yeah under the right conditions" "What do you mean?" "It takes the right combination of things it's not something that I can just do on demand!" I had people who just expected it to happen so I ended up not using it as a selling point. It can happen if people listen to me and do things a certain way but a lot of the time I find they just ignore me and do things their own way which is always just push my legs back as far as they can and then lick directly on my clit which makes their tongue feel like sandpaper after 10 seconds and does nothing for me. Trying to get clients to respond to what you want when it comes to oral I've found is mostly impossible.


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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1019 on: 09 September 2016, 06:12:05 pm »
That sounds shit LotN and I'd bet my last penny he's no businessman, just another sad fantasist.

I do squirt under the right conditions (i.e., with someone I am relaxed with) but I never advertise this and I always say that I don't if asked, because being "expected" to squirt is pretty much guaranteeing it not to happen!

When they say "What are you doing next" I'm always tempted to reply "I'm submitting my proposal for modifications on the international space station, why?" or something equally unlikely :D

It was shit, he was an out an out creep with no skills whatseover.  Haha I should have a reply ready like that, that'd stump them.  Of course they want me to say oh yes I'm free (and that desparate) do come over whenever you like!

I'm crystal clear that its  'under the right conditions' etc as TrashAzn mentioned.  If the guy has the right attitude it happens a lot, with guys like him, sitting down the end of the fucking bed waiting for it to happen  :FF as you say almost guaranteed not to.  I'm not a machine its a mood thing......

I mainly manage to screeen out guys who want to see me simply for that one thing as they are often like this dickhead.

There was a time I took it completely off my profile for over 6 months, trouble is its still in a lot of my FB and so I thought well I might as well try to educate them on it then....and reinstated the section on it
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