Ask for a shower before a 15 min booking. Just me or is that unreasonable?

Hahaha i would've included it in his time! Oh sorry, 8 minutes left to go. And goodbye!

Hot, soapy flannel with dettol on, give him a quick nurse-rub job done.
If you're really posh, savlon.

 

Getting a huge increase in guys contacting me in the complete opposite way to stated on my profile, it seems if you ask them not to do a certain thing that's precisely what they will do!
 Pretty sure it is just to try and wind me up or maybe they think in these strange times we will accept any old shit despite what our profiles say.

Getting a huge increase in guys contacting me in the complete opposite way to stated on my profile, it seems if you ask them not to do a certain thing that's precisely what they will do!
 Pretty sure it is just to try and wind me up or maybe they think in these strange times we will accept any old shit despite what our profiles say.

I don't take bookings by text and I say so on my ads, this week I've literally had 3 guys ask why I say I don't reply to texts...by text 

Unbelievable aren't they!?  I really can't decide if they are just bored and trying to be annoying or plain stupid!

Well I had some success, after ignoring texts on two occasions from one guy he finally fell into line and called me today 

Unfortunately he sounded like a young gangsta chav  and most likely a time waster ... so declined the booking anyway ... but at least it proves that this type of screening is useful.

I insist on a call to book and the amount of men that try and bypass this, like I’m fucking daft and I’m just gonna say “fuck my security procedure, just come up”, one guy said his speaker on his phone was broke and this was the same thing he said 4 months ago, I texted “instead of spending cash on hookers then perhaps you should buy a phone, I’m not interested in your reasons, no call means no booking”, and he said “please babe”, I replied “please fuck off and then blocked the cunt.

I also had a guy last week say, when he called, “so what’s the issue with the calling, is this to check if I’m Scottish or what”, nowhere on my profile does it say men have to be Scottish, I was a bit annoyed because he shouldn’t question my procedure and because he annoyed me before I had even met him then I didn’t see him, I’m still annoyed now about it, it was the way he said it 🙄

I insist on a call to book and the amount of men that try and bypass this, like I’m fucking daft and I’m just gonna say “fuck my security procedure, just come up”, one guy said his speaker on his phone was broke and this was the same thing he said 4 months ago, I texted “instead of spending cash on hookers then perhaps you should buy a phone, I’m not interested in your reasons, no call means no booking”, and he said “please babe”, I replied “please fuck off and then blocked the cunt.

I also had a guy last week say, when he called, “so what’s the issue with the calling, is this to check if I’m Scottish or what”, nowhere on my profile does it say men have to be Scottish, I was a bit annoyed because he shouldn’t question my procedure and because he annoyed me before I had even met him then I didn’t see him, I’m still annoyed now about it, it was the way he said it 🙄

You dodged a bullet there, I think. You shouldn't have to see arseholes like this if you don't want to. That's why you have your screening protocol, so these morons trip themselves up before you have the displeasure of meeting them 

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