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Monroe

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Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« on: 12 October 2014, 02:13:09 pm »
Aaaaagh!! I hate when I say to a client.. 'Please give me 3 minutes, then ring the buzzer' But they ring it straight away!

Clients who just stand at the door for ages, without ringing the buzzer. Until you call them and they tell you they are outside. Just ring the buzzer!

When I say, call to confirm. And they text. If I'm waiting for a call, I might not hear the text!

Regular Clients that email me on aw, and wait days for a response when they could simply just call me!  :FF
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Nia Hope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1 on: 12 October 2014, 04:22:49 pm »
Start emails or conversations with "Hi Hun"  :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2 on: 12 October 2014, 04:32:11 pm »
Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3 on: 12 October 2014, 04:58:17 pm »
Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.
Yes I don't respond to those emails, or another thing I hate is when you text them after a missed call and they ask "Which one are you?" I am under no illusion that I'm their one and only but I'd style it out a bit! X
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4 on: 12 October 2014, 05:09:20 pm »
Guys who expect me to book a hotel when my profile clearly states I do outcalls only!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #5 on: 13 October 2014, 01:21:43 am »
Guys who send random texts asking "are you horny?" I'm doing my weekly shop in asda, so yeah, Very.

Or guys who ask "have you any special offers?" Yes, me! for x amount of time at my stated rate!!

And the most annoying has to be when they say "are you available right now?" You tell them yes I can be ready in 20 mins, and they say "sorry I wanted now" and I'm like, where are you like?? Outside my flipping front door!!  :o

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #6 on: 13 October 2014, 07:31:20 am »
I dont give them my flat number till I'm ready and waiting with my shoes on, at the window and watching through the crack in the blinds for them to come along the street. Then and only then do I send the text with my building and my flat number. Been through all this turning up when they feel like it malarky in the past. Even if its a regular I tell them to wait in their car till I text them "okay come now". Its in their best interest too, especially with the weather turning, to be warm and dry in their car x

What annoys the hell out of me is when they walk past the door twice then stand right outside it and shout into the phone "IM OUTSIDE A BUILDING, NEXT TO A SHOP CALLED &******&, IS THIS IT, I THINK IT IS" and for that reason I dont bother answering once I have sent the text. They can ring and ring and ring, I just cut them off and say "thats it to the right or the door directly behind you" etc

Another one is when they can't follow the instructions all the other guys manage to follow very easily and they text back saying "are you sure" Its so hard not to text them back with "no, I dont have a clue where I am, for the last 3 months I have no idea how i ended up in the same place every day?where am I, please help, save me, I'm lost"

And when they catch your nipple with their teeth then they keep doing it they say "sorry, didnt mean too, over exited" and if you keep telling them they look at you as if you are making it up. I end up just telling them that intention doesnt dictate how much it hurts and if they do it again?no boobies
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #7 on: 14 October 2014, 06:05:01 pm »
I HATE when the same client says "can we do 90 minutes" then they arrive and say "I can only stay an hour...I've got a meeting".
The same guy did this to me 3 meets in a row. Only on the third one did I realize. My conclusion is that it's so they're not rushed by knowing another client could be waiting outside at the end of their hour.
I just refuse to see him now, I know it's not a major thing but because I know what his game is it pisses me off so bad!!!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #8 on: 14 October 2014, 06:29:05 pm »
Breath  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #9 on: 14 October 2014, 07:27:48 pm »
I've seen this guy three times and every single time he's said he's interested in trying water sports, so every time I've gone to his hotel with a full bladder ready to pee everywhere and then he gets so carried away with kissing and vanilla stuff that he never brings it up or asks for it. And of course, because I've been steadily drinking glasses of water for the last 2 hours, I needed to dash to the toilet every 30 minutes.  >:(

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #10 on: 14 October 2014, 09:18:33 pm »
I feel your pain! I also get this, guys asking for watersports then acting like they never, I think we should just piss all over them regardless, that'll teach em!!  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #11 on: 14 October 2014, 10:20:27 pm »
I used to get asked for w/s all the time when I didn't offer it, now I do and I haven't had one enquiry  :FF

Nipple pulling, rough fingering, biting, crappy oral (on me not them  ;D), when they try to drill through to your flaming womb and just general crappy sex.  In the words of Paris "I blame the porn".

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #12 on: 15 October 2014, 07:25:58 pm »
Skid marks left on my bedding at the end of the session when I haven't even played near there!
Bleugh goes to show dirty some are and the bedding needs to be washed twice!!!
Yuk

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #13 on: 15 October 2014, 07:54:14 pm »
Skid marks left on my bedding at the end of the session when I haven't even played near there!
Bleugh goes to show dirty some are and the bedding needs to be washed twice!!!
Yuk

Hope everyone's had their dinner... But I have a theory that men's anuses are not as sensitive as women's. Twice in my dating experiences I was having sex with someone only to discover that they had a noticeable 'turtle's head'. I cannot EVER imagine that happening with me, even if I went to the loo 'just in case'.

Once it was in a hotel, and he left a severe skid mark. Thankfully it was his room, not mine! Eeeuw!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #14 on: 15 October 2014, 08:19:47 pm »
Oh my gawd turtle head! Pass me the bucket. Seriously though these clients know they're going to get intimate, go to the toilet before meeting and when showering please wash that area!