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TantricTease

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3195 on: 13 October 2020, 11:14:25 am »
This guy must’ve come over stateside, Tanny! I’m talking to someone, so when would you like to see me blah blah, he says well, Monday or Tuesday.

Hmm, ok. Not great, but ok. All right, do you have a time in mind?

Maybe 5 o’clock, he answers. Ok I’m thinking, this isn’t flying.

Well, do you know, says I?

He walks right into my little trap😈.

“Know what?”

Anything, is my chilly response. You don’t know if you want Monday or Tuesday, you don’t know what time, I need some answers here “honnay.”

IIRC he got pissy & hung up😆😆.

I just cannot imagine these types of men behaving the same way if they were making an appointment with their lawyer or doctor, most people, (or so I thought most anyway) including myself, have an exact time in mind when I call to make appointments and if the place can’t accommodate me at my chosen time then we work from there, why oh why is booking an escort so different? Sure the service your appointment for is very different but not the actual booking in thing!

I have 2 theories, 1 is that they want to drag out a convo with us for as lengthy a time as possible, or that they just want to be nosey and find out when we are available and when not, because according to some of their small brains then we are shagging morning, day and night without having to eat, sleep or shit, because we’re not human remember! 🙄🙄

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« Reply #3196 on: 15 October 2020, 08:03:40 am »
Another pet hate of mine and I could go on forever is clients who want to perform oral or rimming on you for a long period during the appointment and don’t bother to shave their face. Like fuck off your stubble doesn’t feel food at all pressed up against my intimate parts. I honestly can’t think of anything worse. I’m not making noises because I’m enjoying it I’m making them because I feel extremely uncomfortable  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3197 on: 16 October 2020, 08:36:00 am »
When a long term regular starts to decide that your relationship is beyond client/escort now and starts giving you less money  >:(

fallen angel

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« Reply #3198 on: 16 October 2020, 09:00:33 am »
When a long term regular starts to decide that your relationship is beyond client/escort now and starts giving you less money  >:(

That's for you to decide, not them. I soon put them straight if they seem confused on that point, he's just trying it on, get rid.

Phoenix

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« Reply #3199 on: 16 October 2020, 06:44:58 pm »
When a long term regular starts to decide that your relationship is beyond client/escort now and starts giving you less money  >:(

How did this come about? So he arrived and made some sort of excuse?  Not that there is any excuse.
Cheeky twat  >:(

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« Reply #3200 on: 16 October 2020, 11:58:55 pm »
I’m not sure why it annoys me, it just does.

- Hi what time are you available today?
- hi, I’m available from 10 today.
- can you do 9?
- (me thinking , if I was available then I would of said) no sorry I’m not available until 10.
- aw I was looking for something at 9.
..... ok?

TantricTease

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« Reply #3201 on: 17 October 2020, 01:12:04 am »
I’m not sure why it annoys me, it just does.

- Hi what time are you available today?
- hi, I’m available from 10 today.
- can you do 9?
- (me thinking , if I was available then I would of said) no sorry I’m not available until 10.
- aw I was looking for something at 9.
..... ok?

I could tear my hair out at these types of guys! It’s a ploy to draw out a convo with a ‘REAL LIVE ESCORT” 🙄..it’s honestly in the top 3 things that clients do to annoy me specifically 😡

Petlover29

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« Reply #3202 on: 17 October 2020, 12:37:25 pm »
The things clients do to annoy me is

**wanting to change the bookings times like 3 times through out the day
**texting loads of pointless shit  before the booking has even taken place.
**trying to go over their time
**hard work.. to intense in the room.. basically wanting my blood (trying to take blood from a stone) getting every penny’s worth and more..
**when they say they think they know me somewhere.. (why just why 😩)
**turning up late....(putting me behind with my other bookings)
**emailing me saying once the virus is over they want to see me.. (basically wanting to play email tennis with me because they are more than likely bored at home wanting free chat time)
** asking if they can take me out for dinner to get to know me without pay.. (I’m a sex worker.. try tinder for free dinner dates)


The list goes on ha!!


Nadya

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3203 on: 17 October 2020, 08:18:43 pm »
I’m not sure why it annoys me, it just does.

- Hi what time are you available today?
- hi, I’m available from 10 today.
- can you do 9?
- (me thinking , if I was available then I would of said) no sorry I’m not available until 10.
- aw I was looking for something at 9.
..... ok?

I had almost that exact same conversation a couple of weeks ago.  The 'Can you do X instead'  really hacks me off.  I SAID what I SAID!!!  Grrrrr

TheLastTime

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« Reply #3204 on: 18 October 2020, 04:35:40 pm »
See you once then contact you and start disrespecting you/your time, so they become ex clients.

I’ve had two in a few days, One thought it okay just to text and ask me to squirt on his face without mention of a time of course... And didn’t get that he’d been disrespectful.

Another texted to ask if I was free at 4:15 and I say yes in 30 minutes which I thought was pretty dam good. No he says it needs to be earlier I need to be somewhere. Then texts to say he can do 4.45...AT 4.30. Which I didn’t pick up until 4.40.

Jesus wept.

I only have the time if you give me the notice....
« Last Edit: 18 October 2020, 04:44:54 pm by TheLastTime »

HiddenTalents02

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« Reply #3205 on: 18 October 2020, 04:50:00 pm »
I had almost that exact same conversation a couple of weeks ago.  The 'Can you do X instead'  really hacks me off.  I SAID what I SAID!!!  Grrrrr

Exactly! It’s also like , why even bother asking me if you are just going to ignore it and say your own thing anyway  :FF

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« Reply #3206 on: 19 October 2020, 02:20:14 am »
Oh laaawd... where do I even begin  ;D

The clients that irk me the most are the one that try to force you to moan LOUDLY 'in the moment' well it's not really in the moment then is it?? Also prolonged eye contact creeps me out... I get that a lot

Or the classic
'when are you available'
'after 7pm suits me'
'can you do 5pm?'

WTF?

Bloomer

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« Reply #3207 on: 20 October 2020, 08:10:31 pm »
Hmmm tonight made a booking this morning for an hour outcall  tonight off vivastreet .Gave me address all seemed great. Messages me a few hours later send a pic via WhatsApp... no I say but here is lik to my AW profile where there is more pics and option of face pics etc.
Comes back with  "stretch Mark's are putting me off". Now bare in mind I am a BBW MILF NEXT DOOR size 24/26 all included in the ad.
Cheeky tucker. I cheerily replied not a problem enjoy your night   and cancelled  his booking. Now he hounding offering more money.. as if mate.
Think it was a bargaining ploy.

. Hope he stays lonely tonight. :-*

fallen angel

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« Reply #3208 on: 20 October 2020, 11:16:34 pm »
Hmmm tonight made a booking this morning for an hour outcall  tonight off vivastreet .Gave me address all seemed great. Messages me a few hours later send a pic via WhatsApp... no I say but here is lik to my AW profile where there is more pics and option of face pics etc.
Comes back with  "stretch Mark's are putting me off". Now bare in mind I am a BBW MILF NEXT DOOR size 24/26 all included in the ad.
Cheeky tucker. I cheerily replied not a problem enjoy your night   and cancelled  his booking. Now he hounding offering more money.. as if mate.
Think it was a bargaining ploy.

. Hope he stays lonely tonight. :-*

Haha too right, don't you just hate these cheap shits who try to knock you down. Stick to your guns and they will buckle.



Phoenix

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3209 on: 21 October 2020, 09:46:48 am »
Clients stinking of aftershave/body's spray!  :-X
Coloured my hair yesterday and hoped to let it rest for a few days. Sat here the morning after (actually 24 hours later as it was an a.m outcall) and my hair reeks of him still!
This is despite spraying my head with conditioners, hairspray, my own spray..

Going for a chlorine soaked swim and giving it a bloody good wash to get rid.

This has happened pretty much every day this week - despite me always wearing my hair up.. I'm considering wrapping me' 'ed in a turban towel next time  ::)

Yet another rule to add to my already extensive list of Do's and Don'ts  :-\