I haven't had one say it in years I don't think, but I'd imagine they'd have given themselves away long before it getting to that (I want to book for five hours and probably will every week even though I've never seen you before! etc etc  )

The more irritating one for me is 'You'll like me I'm a great/really easy client!' That's for me to decide, cuntychops.

The more irritating one for me is 'You'll like me I'm a great/really easy client!' That's for me to decide, cuntychops.

 

For me it’s ‘I want to make this a regular thing’ before ever meeting me.
Don’t think a single booking ever materialised after someone’d said that.

For a long time it was people who didn't say this who became regulars, those who did never did - this has however changed recently but that's after a lot of years. I suspect I have worked through many who thought it might somehow gain them a better service (or that they'd receive less favour if they didn't say it).

Usually respond to one text, and give my phone number for booking.

I must have several hundred AW emails in my in box, you soon learn coping strategies.

I had one yesterday,  tidy conversation by message and agreed to confirm when he knew which date next week he wanted. Then out of the blue he sent me a full on face picture,  just incase I wast his cup of tea 

Was he though 

Was he though 

Ummmm let me think......