Had a guy the other day who was friendly enough but probably didn't realise how annoying he was being.
Texted five minutes past his booking time to say he was on his way, then 10 minutes in to say he couldn't find the entrance (it's clearly signposted and impossible to miss). Then calls again to say my room number doesn't exist (like, not even 'I can't see it' but 'there's no room
- '. So was almost 20 minutes late, and didn't apologise.
Declined a shower and said he was clean. His pits stank of BO though so I got him in the shower (first he was like 'what, you want to get in the shower with me?' I was like 'nah you. for your pits'. Then after the shower he was like 'haha sorry I'm embarrassed it was a long day at work!' Mate, if it was a long day at work why didn't you shower when it was offered?
Then this dude asks my age and tells me I look older than I am.
