client eating fish from a tin while watching the telly ,who does that before getting intimate?
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Loooooooooooool I hope he didn't want to give you oral

Got asked if I'm available in 1 weeks time. Sure. 'Will you be ok for anal?'  .... I will just get my crystal ball to check my Bowel habits in 7 days time and also magically know how big his dick is when I've never met him

Asking a million questions during sex.

Are you gonna show me a good time? How old are you? Where are you from? Where are your parents from? What's your name? Why are your eyes closed? Is my cock a good size? Why don't you shave? Will you shave me? Do you do overnights? Do you live here alone? How long have you lived here? Do you play with yourself everyday? Do you cum everyday? Do you speak any other languages? (no) Do you speak Urdu? (I just said no) Do you have any brothers or sisters? Do you study? Do you keep busy? What time do you finish? Do you have others today? Have you had a shower? Do you see a lot of Asian clients?

omg it just went on and on and on

Id tell them not to be so intrusively cheeky, read my profile correctly and ask most of them to actually leave!!

Then again on the other hand If we were having sex I would stop altogether, sit up and take up -their time- to happily answer some of the more trivial questions. I love having a good natter after the session but if they want to ask while having sex then it might make them think twice about it!!

Thankfully most seems to show their true colours over the phone, that's the beauty of making sure they ring up first before taking a booking IME

Lol yes, I just said he was asking too many questions. He was nice, just a bit clueless and too eager.

Which position gives you the strongest orgasm?  Er none if your foreplay does not improve to the man who wants me to get maximum pleasure yet barely touches me.

Oh those ones make me laugh so much.  I had a young lad thought he was Brad Pitt and he was terrible in bed.  I mean terrible.  One of the worst bookings I've ever had.  Shame as he wasn't bad looking.  But the whole time "when are you going to cum?"  While hammering away at me.  Oh I don't cum during intercourse.  "Why?  All the other girls I've been with do."  He was being so arrogant after the full half an hour was up and he was still not finished I eventually said maybe, just maybe, they were faking now hurry up and get in the shower.  I never do stuff like that either I just snapped!  He made a right mess of my bed and room as well and made marks on my ass from where he slapped me so hard without even asking.  He said as he left "I'll see you again" I said no you won't goodbye 

I also have a lovely regular who is really sweet but I've never known someone talk so much during sex.  About the most un-sexiest things.  Then wonders why he struggles to cum sometimes.  Like talking about his work and family and stuff while pumping away 

when you say no to being available or offering a service or a particular booking and they reply with that's a shame! That really fucks me off. Or they ask why. That makes me want to scream.

Come out of the shower soaking wet and not bother drying themselves ??!!!

In the same vein, flooding the bathroom floor. When I was recently on tour, my hotel shower was completely self-contained i.e. the shower door made a seal when you shut it and it went from floor to ceiling. Somehow so many of them still flooded the floor and soaked the bathmat through  I swear they must have been showering with the door wide open.