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baijiu

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2025 on: 29 September 2017, 05:44:31 pm »
Quote from: Jessiegirl on 28 September 2017, 03:49:21 pm
One of my regulars when he books always texts the night before asking if we are still on, then also morning of the booking which is usually in the afternoon then again about an hour before.
Drives me nuts. If I can't make it I will text him.

I have one like this, always "do you want to see me this week", "are we still on for today? Just let me know if you can't make it", "text me when you're on the way", "text me when you're on X tube line", "text me when you're at X station", "text me when you're five minutes away"?

I usually send an "on my way" text to new clients but I've never arrived late for a booking and I've only ever cancelled on this guy once because I was "ill" (I'd actually had a fight with my boyfriend and couldn't face the thought of seeing this guy in particular because of his clingy texting making me feel uncomfortable). This guy is actually completely fine in bookings but sends weird texts in between like "do you miss me?" and gets petulant if I ignore him (which I always do). Like honestly, this is my job, I don't want to engage with you all the time!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2026 on: 29 September 2017, 06:18:02 pm »
Yeah mine is similar saying how much he misses me if he does not see me every week. And if I haven't texted in a few days thinks something must be wrong, either he's worried about me or thinks I don't want to see him anymore.
In person he is an absolute dream in every way. I just don't get it.
Maybe they get too attached and a bit delusional forgetting this is my job.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2027 on: 29 September 2017, 10:10:50 pm »
This might just be a 'me' thing but I always ask what clients want to do in the pre-booking communication so I know what to prepare myself mentally/physically for. I saw a guy last night who hadn't specified he wanted anything done to his anus, but put my hand there without warning... I love doing stuff anally TO clients, and thank fuck, he was clean. But I wish he had told me prior because sometimes delving into someone's ass without warning isn't pleasant.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2028 on: 29 September 2017, 10:53:09 pm »
Quote from: Jessiegirl on 29 September 2017, 06:18:02 pm
Yeah mine is similar saying how much he misses me if he does not see me every week. And if I haven't texted in a few days thinks something must be wrong, either he's worried about me or thinks I don't want to see him anymore.
In person he is an absolute dream in every way. I just don't get it.
Maybe they get too attached and a bit delusional forgetting this is my job.

Haha, sounds exactly like mine! I wouldn't mind quite as much if he hadn't tried to haggle when I raised my rate. Like, "I really love spending time with you and you're fantastic company - will you carry on seeing me for ?100?". When I said no he came back with "But I can't afford to see you as often as I want to for ?150!". Tough shit! Just see me 2x a month instead of 3x a month, it's the same amount of money! It's not like I don't always overstay by at least half an hour to an hour (something I did a lot when I started due to lack of experience and some bad advice - working in a brothel has done wonders for my time-keeping).
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2029 on: 04 October 2017, 03:39:32 pm »
When at the end on his way out, after finishing quite quickly (his choice/doing - not mine!) he says "Well that was a nice easy one for you wasn't it!"

No mate an easy one would've been you posting the money through the door and me not having to even set sight on you!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2030 on: 04 October 2017, 03:45:45 pm »
Another one who today says "what do the neighbours say?"

Well a "hi" and "bye" every now and then what are they supposed to say? Do they think I go running up and down the street shouting "I'm a hooker, get you bj's here!" ? 
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2031 on: 04 October 2017, 04:09:03 pm »
Quote from: kate_x on 04 October 2017, 03:39:32 pm
When at the end on his way out, after finishing quite quickly (his choice/doing - not mine!) he says "Well that was a nice easy one for you wasn't it!"

No mate an easy one would've been you posting the money through the door and me not having to even set sight on you!

This is one which makes me want to throw something at them. If they make it an easy one that is their choice. Makes up for the ones who give us a headache.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2032 on: 04 October 2017, 04:29:15 pm »
Quote from: kate_x on 04 October 2017, 03:39:32 pm
When at the end on his way out, after finishing quite quickly (his choice/doing - not mine!) he says "Well that was a nice easy one for you wasn't it!"

No mate an easy one would've been you posting the money through the door and me not having to even set sight on you!

That's so rude of him. I wish there was a foolproof comeback to that!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2033 on: 04 October 2017, 04:35:03 pm »
Quote from: londonfox on 04 October 2017, 04:29:15 pm
That's so rude of him. I wish there was a foolproof comeback to that!

There will be!  I once told a man who said just do anything you want to me I am easily pleased "you are just a push over aren't you" in a jokey way and he laughed and agreed.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2034 on: 04 October 2017, 05:05:00 pm »
Most are just innocently asking but I keep getting asked if I am going to busy during the day.

'Yea I have lots of clients, please make sure to get a mate to ring me at the end of the day to rob me of all my reddies'

Is what I want to say or if they seems quite nice I explain that I don't disclose such info due to something like this happening and they understand. Most the time I say I'm having a quiet day no matter what. I also keep getting asked when I am taking my last booking is, so doesn't help my mild paranoia  ::).
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2035 on: 09 October 2017, 11:53:58 am »
Come out of the shower soaking wet and not bother drying themselves ??!!!

Message afterwards hassling for feedback .
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2036 on: 09 October 2017, 01:03:36 pm »
Quote from: GothGirl on 09 October 2017, 11:53:58 am
Come out of the shower soaking wet and not bother drying themselves ??!!!

Urgh was just thinking about this today! Coming at you soaking wet or getting on the bed and getting that wet too. I get that they're eager but aren't they freezing?
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2037 on: 09 October 2017, 02:34:51 pm »
Think it's just cluelessness but so many guys come off really rude in their messages just because they can't be bothered to write out proper sentences. I asked someone to text and confirm an hour before so I can send address to him then, he just texts '3:15 where'. Is it so hard to say 'confirming our booking, what's the address please?'
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2038 on: 09 October 2017, 10:09:26 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 09 October 2017, 01:03:36 pm
Urgh was just thinking about this today! Coming at you soaking wet or getting on the bed and getting that wet too. I get that they're eager but aren't they freezing?

I hate to admit but I automatically go into mum mode when this happens. "Your back's still all wet! Where's that towel, let me dry you off properly before you catch cold!" Not the sexiest start to the booking  :-[
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2039 on: 10 October 2017, 01:09:58 am »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 09 October 2017, 10:09:26 pm
I hate to admit but I automatically go into mum mode when this happens. "Your back's still all wet! Where's that towel, let me dry you off properly before you catch cold!" Not the sexiest start to the booking  :-[

I do the same as it peeves me off when the bed gets wet damp cos they were to dam lazy to dry themselves also I don't understand why guys decide to wash their hair during the shower before the action. That should be after cos I insist the same ONE towel I assigned to that client is to use dry hair too.
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