Second cancellation from a guy last night (9pm) due at 2pm today for 2 hour booking. First booking cancellation seemed feasible; hence, I was ok about re-arranging. Yet, last nights message asking me for a 'favour' and to rearrange for next Tuesday. The reason? He had been unexpectedly called on business to Japan for 5 days, leaving within the hour!! This trip had been planned by his boss to run concurrently with the anniversary of his dad dying apparently, as a surprise to cheer him up but seemingly, after talking on the phone he 'knew' I was genuine and genuinely thought he could 'bring happiness' into my life    Message was war and peace in length, but I ignored it as I was pissed off he's wasted my time and was getting on my tits. Then tonight, he says, send me your pay pal address and I'll pay you the rate for cancelling today as he was 'devastated' for cancelling, yadda, yadda - I've a nose for timewasters (or so I thought) but this is epic. I'm an understanding person, but come on, some things just don't work like this in real life; 'right son, you're going to Japan in an hour, so pack up and sling it - see you when you get back' pffff 

Repeatedly do the same fecking thing over and over.Finally banned a guy on AW who has repeatedly emailed me for a short notice booking like 30 mins before I am due to finish.Have told him over and over to ring not email and try and give me an hours notice if he wants to come over in the evening.I advertise that my availability is 10am until 9pm that's when I answer the phone and take appointments.However if the phone has stopped ringing by 8pm I will start to pack up and head off as anyone ringing after that is not likely to be able to arrive and finish for 9pm anyway and I won't stay later than that without notice.Well he finally got told enough was enough..emailed not phoned once again this time at 8:45 asking to come at 9pm and if I would work later!Wtf!Guy with feedback as well but lack of brain cells banking on the fact I would even get and answer his email in 15 mins and then rush around getting ready while trying to give out address details that's also depending on how long it would take to get to me?!?They really do shoot themselves in the foot.

Ringing between 1am and 5am assuming I don't need sleep, have no life and am waiting for a call to get laid by a pissed up bloke - oh pllleeeeaaassseeee 

Ask what your name is as in your real name  before they have even met you!What the actual feck?

Ask what your name is as in your real name  before they have even met you!What the actual feck?

I give them a complicated to remember/pronounce Welsh name

I hate when they make a booking and they dont read your profile and then they come and ask for something what you dont do. They put on a face when you say NO like is unusual to get rejected.

I had one of those yesterday and he come with " let's go to read your profile together and discuss about "
Yeah sure , that he had to doit before call amd when he is already in my room 

I've had the 'What do you like?' a lot recently.... I feel like saying I like to sit, talk and have a nice glass of wine so can we do that instead ? 

That's not so bad though but I've had some really loud guys stand outside my place and literally shout my name down the phone and ask again what number my house is for clarification - all at the top of their voices!  Loud men can be so indiscrete!