Quote from: alice842 on 26 October 2014, 09:32:32 pm

I've been meaning to post something about this for a while but does anyone else find some clients just command 'suck my balls' when you're giving them oral? Around every ten clients of so I get one who orders me to do it, not asks, ORDERS. I think it's so f-ing rude especially as they're never shaved so it's basically getting a mouthful of their pubes 

Yep, it's pretty annoying, never mind a rather nasty experience all those pubes in your mouth..
Suppose it's part of the job, although they shouldn't be "commanding", ask nicely or you don't get mister!
Another thing that's been annoying me lately; Yes, I know my flat isn't the warmest, but after a few minutes we're both
heated up enough, yet I've had a couple of clients asking me if "we can get under the covers!"
No effin way!! That's my bed, where I sleep, and I don't want to either have to change my sheets every single day
or sleep in between pubes, come, bits of clients skin etc.. Eeewwwww!
I put a clean sheet over my bedding for every client, and now they're wanting to get IN it?! Sorry, not happening!

I am never asked to get under the covers (like you, I put a clean sheet down.) I think you need to buy a small space heater and make sure the chill is off the room before they undress.

yeah I will have to get some for the winter, it was really just coz I mentioned the cold lol, I always have cold hands so maybe they got
a bit of a shock from that lol 

I hate it when they txt/email me just to point out a reverse bid they've posted because they'd like me to bid on it. Every time this has happened the) has been for a lot less than my advertised rates. Basically its just another way for asking for a discount! Cheeky Buggers.

When they say they might be a bit early because they live nearby, annoying because just get here for the time agreed on, and then they turn up 10 minutes late anyway!

Some of them even put fingers in my ears.

Seriously - you can stick your tongue and fingers in my vagina. You can stick them in my arse. Why must you stick them in my ears? Can I have just one tiny piece of me that you don't stick things in? Just the one?

Touching my face

Says 'Oh by the way, do you do (add something not on my list of likes or services that I offer' after you've made the booking and given address and parking details

Calls me two minutes before the appointment time to let me know they're going to be 15 mins late

When they waste your time with a succession of phone calls over a couple weeks to enquire about your availability and reminder of prices and don't book.  They get blocked after the third!

Not bloody listening to your parking instructions (not a good start)

During massage when they turn over without giving you any prior polite warning and nearly knocking you off the bed!

Pouncing on you like a squid as SOON as you get into the room

Asking me to lie down so they can fondle me and give me a massage

Licking my ears or my torso

Kissing my cheek during mish with a wet sloppy mouth taking my make up off

Pressing all their weight down on my back during Doggy - I mean, c'mon put your hands on my hips for gods sake you're gonna put my back into spasm 

When they peel down your stockings without asking

Asking lots of personal questions right from the get go

Wow, that felt good! 

I don't mind fingers in my vagina and even like it when I'm doing sex for fun.

The thing about the tongue in the ear is the sound. *shudder*

Another thing that annoys: when they fuck around with my hair a lot. I don't mind a bit of stroking but what the hell is that thing where some of them just rub your head in a circular motion. It's like they're deliberately trying to make my hair into a rat's nest.

Their forced fingers fumbling around in the fanny that seeks no purpose or enjoyment to the recipient.
Why the hell do they think they are a budding gynaecologist?
Pinching the nipples hard is the worst one.
Bad breath and bad body odour (this tends to be rare though) x