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Reni

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #30 on: 20 October 2014, 08:01:14 pm »
Ok so these guys aren't clients as such as they would never be promoted to that level  ;D
But why Di they insist on calling all through the night I mean 5am?!! Realistically who is on 24/7?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #31 on: 20 October 2014, 11:44:16 pm »
I do show a minge of annoyance

I want to see this  ;D

Hahahahaha me too!  I am now visualising it...   ;D


You should've seen me! When he sat on the stairs to take off his shoes, I stood inbetween him and thrust back and forth, back and forth with it until he was knocked out  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #32 on: 21 October 2014, 07:46:17 pm »
My top 10 most common and irritating texts and my responses. I have little patience!
1. Are you open?
(I am not a supermarket)
2. U workin?
(WORKING what?)
3. Can you fart in my face?
(Can you not contact me)
4. Hi
( I'm sure you are)
5. What do I get for ?40?
(a weeks shopping)
6. God you are amazing
(I will let GOD know next time I see him)
7. Your pics make me so horny babe.
(That's the devil in you.,, stay away I am religious)
8. Do you do anal Luvy?
(Does is say on my profile? NO)
9. Are you available? (reply sent within 10 minutes maximum) Yes, please call if you would like to make a booking....SILENCE...(3 weeks later) Are you available hun? (reply sent within 10 minutes again) Yes, please call if you wish to book.....SILENCE... OK I see that you have a problem with your phone keyboard so I will call you at some point just to make this booking that you never are going to make. (Surprising how many do reply after they see that)
10. Fancy a fuck?
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Reni

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #33 on: 21 October 2014, 08:16:32 pm »
^^
That us very funny!

Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #34 on: 24 October 2014, 03:54:08 pm »
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(
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Erotic flower

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #35 on: 24 October 2014, 04:09:05 pm »
I have  to change all the bed linen as some clients cum it went through to base sheet, i always change top sheet for fresh one  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #36 on: 24 October 2014, 05:35:49 pm »
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(

Buy two extra pillows from Primark with 2 pounds pillow cases just  for clients and let them use. I tell them to grab one more to enjoy the show and they love it. They need something for their heads, dont they?
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #37 on: 24 October 2014, 05:36:40 pm »
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(

That's exactly wot I was going to say blondie.
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Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #38 on: 24 October 2014, 09:00:30 pm »
Yeah, looks like I'm gonna have to, buy a couple of pillows.. I've got 4 cushions on the bed (is that what they're called lol,
you know, those things you put on couches and sofa's), but obviously the lordships require proper bed-pillows, a couple of
cushions just doesn't seem to be good enough  ::)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #39 on: 24 October 2014, 11:16:11 pm »
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(

I have my own pillows in another room. The pillows on my bed they can use. However, while I spread a clean sheet all over everything, I make no guarantees about the pillow cases. I guess they don't care, so I don't, either.

losthope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #40 on: 26 October 2014, 04:45:25 pm »
Try and kiss with bad breath  :(
Try and play with my bum
Spit on their Fingers
Blow raspberries when giving oral
Try and kiss me after giving oral
Take longer than 2 Minutes to cum
Talk
Breathe
Exist lol

alice842

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #41 on: 26 October 2014, 09:32:32 pm »
I've been meaning to post something about this for a while but does anyone else find some clients just command 'suck my balls' when you're giving them oral? Around every ten clients of so I get one who orders me to do it, not asks, ORDERS. I think it's so f-ing rude especially as they're never shaved so it's basically getting a mouthful of their pubes  :-X

Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #42 on: 26 October 2014, 09:44:20 pm »
I've been meaning to post something about this for a while but does anyone else find some clients just command 'suck my balls' when you're giving them oral? Around every ten clients of so I get one who orders me to do it, not asks, ORDERS. I think it's so f-ing rude especially as they're never shaved so it's basically getting a mouthful of their pubes  :-X

Yep, it's pretty annoying, never mind a rather nasty experience all those pubes in your mouth.. :P
Suppose it's part of the job, although they shouldn't be "commanding", ask nicely or you don't get mister!
Another thing that's been annoying me lately; Yes, I know my flat isn't the warmest, but after a few minutes we're both
heated up enough, yet I've had a couple of clients asking me if "we can get under the covers!"
No effin way!! That's my bed, where I sleep, and I don't want to either have to change my sheets every single day
or sleep in between pubes, come, bits of clients skin etc.. Eeewwwww! >:(
I put a clean sheet over my bedding for every client, and now they're wanting to get IN it?! Sorry, not happening!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #43 on: 26 October 2014, 11:40:33 pm »
Try and kiss with bad breath  :(
Try and play with my bum
Spit on their Fingers
Blow raspberries when giving oral
Try and kiss me after giving oral
Take longer than 2 Minutes to cum
Talk
Breathe
Exist lol


So funny! - They all should be entitled to breathe or exist at least! poor things!
Mind you there are one or two that should cease to exist,  as they serve no purpose on this earth!
But I suppose that can apply to the ones outside of the world of punting too! x
ps - have had the blow raspberries thing - what is all that about?

 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #44 on: 28 October 2014, 02:43:50 am »
'Clients' is putting it loosely but constant requests and demands for pictures. I have a private for-pay gallery if you want to see my bits that badly, I'm running a business here you cheapskate twats.

Also one guy has started sending me pictures and videos of him???? Literally why would I want to see that in a million years, eurgh
Unbelieveable! And to think people only know her for her freakish jazz