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Prettywoman

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #15 on: 16 October 2014, 09:16:09 am »
Vile! I feel sick haha :o

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #16 on: 16 October 2014, 04:28:06 pm »
Am drumming on a large piece of wood right now as precaution but I actually never had a smelly or unhygienic client (yet).  One time someone that had come straight from a very physical task asked if he needed to shower first.  I said not necessarily as he had the choice of me getting my Kaercher pressure washer out.  He laughed and hit the bathroom pronto  ;D

I am not a good enough actress and have a very strong sense of smell so would not be able to hide it if someone stunk and be probably very vocal about it.  If they don't know they smell bad then it is high time they are told! 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #17 on: 16 October 2014, 05:25:35 pm »
Wish I could be like that! I have a regular who is such a lovely guy, his main bits are clean as a whistle but his pubes STINK!!!  :-\ I'm thinking he just has a quick douche of his dick in the sink before we meet, but his pubes smell of stale sweat! How can I tell him that without offending? I actually gag it's so bad! But like I say, he's lovely, he's an older man of around mid 50's I'd say (old enough to be my dad!)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #18 on: 16 October 2014, 05:32:23 pm »
I had a guy once who was wanting a massage (to start with), he had a bit of bogroll stuck between his arsecheeks!! Ugh
Other things that really annoy me is the infamous "available?" texts, clients turning up early when they know I'm not ready yet,
and my favourite; persistent bloody BB requests! :FF
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Reni

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #19 on: 16 October 2014, 06:27:36 pm »
Managed to get myself involved in texting ping ping today:
Guy: can you see me Saturday morning? Text me 3 times.
Me: (after 3rd text) No.
Guy: when can you see me?
Me: check my profile.
Guy: where?
Me: where you got my number from?!
Guy: can you send me a link?
Me: No.
Saved number as idiot number 4.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #20 on: 16 October 2014, 08:40:44 pm »
Wish I could be like that! I have a regular who is such a lovely guy, his main bits are clean as a whistle but his pubes STINK!!!  :-\ I'm thinking he just has a quick douche of his dick in the sink before we meet, but his pubes smell of stale sweat! How can I tell him that without offending? I actually gag it's so bad! But like I say, he's lovely, he's an older man of around mid 50's I'd say (old enough to be my dad!)

Exactly like one of my regs Ive seen yesterday :(
I will join him in the shower next time and make sure he is clean :D
Playfully, I will wash him proper ;)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #21 on: 17 October 2014, 05:54:10 pm »
I've just had it again this morning. An old bloke comes in and doesn't wipe his feet! There's a concrete footpath but he was walking across the grass part of the way and it had been raining. As this has happened lots before I have to ask them (politely of course) to wipe their feet if it's been raining. Today I was picking up the post when I let him in as I didn't want him to as he might see my real name but he rushed straight up the stairs before I could say anything and left muddy footprints. There are 3 mats he could've used.

I'm sure they'd wipe them at their own home. I'm like an old scrubber these days, scrubbing carpets all day.

Reni

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #22 on: 17 October 2014, 08:47:07 pm »
I've just had it again this morning. An old bloke comes in and doesn't wipe his feet! There's a concrete footpath but he was walking across the grass part of the way and it had been raining. As this has happened lots before I have to ask them (politely of course) to wipe their feet if it's been raining. Today I was picking up the post when I let him in as I didn't want him to as he might see my real name but he rushed straight up the stairs before I could say anything and left muddy footprints. There are 3 mats he could've used.

I'm sure they'd wipe them at their own home. I'm like an old scrubber these days, scrubbing carpets all day.
That's really rude of him! I now ask them to take their shoes off if it has been raining. Haha

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« Reply #23 on: 17 October 2014, 10:09:11 pm »
I always ask them to if it's raining, especially when they wear those big old manky work boots. I do show a minge of annoyance, I can't help it but then thank them when they apologise and take their shoes off as you can't really start the booking off in a bad mood. I'd end up with half of them walking off ;D

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« Reply #24 on: 17 October 2014, 11:00:34 pm »
Oh. If they wear work boots they usually automatically take them off even if it hasn't rained. Which is nice  ;D

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« Reply #25 on: 17 October 2014, 11:21:39 pm »
Yes, some of them are polite and take them off without asking but usually it's when it's dry ;D No, some of them do but a fair few don't. I've got wooden flooring upstairs which would be easier to clean but anyway, why be on your hands and knees when really you don't have to! Scrubbing I mean..

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« Reply #26 on: 19 October 2014, 06:59:06 pm »
I do show a minge of annoyance

I want to see this  ;D
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #27 on: 20 October 2014, 01:25:22 am »
I do show a minge of annoyance

I want to see this  ;D

Hahahahaha me too!  I am now visualising it...   ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #28 on: 20 October 2014, 07:55:27 pm »
Clients with black socks that leave fluffy black bits in my carpet!!! :FF
I have quite a light carpet and these black bits of sock just seem to stick to it like Velcro, the hoover doesn't get rid of them, so
I constantly find myself on all fours picking bloody bits of black fluff out of my carpet.
Does my nut right in!! >:( >:(

PS: I do know they're not deliberately doing it to annoy me lol
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #29 on: 20 October 2014, 07:59:21 pm »
Just had that today. Black sock fluff on my new white rug :(