An Indian gent  booked me the other day

As soon as he walked he said to me for  30 mins I want a full 30 mins. My heart sank as I thought he would be a nightmare after coming out with that comment straight away.. I was ready to say I don’t think this will work and ask Him to leave.. as I found ones who act this way have been nightmares to deal with.. but I decided to give him a chance..

To my surprise He was actually was a nice man. I enjoyed the booking with him..  He just explained at the end the booking he just didn’t want me being to fast with him.. (which I never am anyway)

It’s was all good in the end. I would happily see him again.

Guy on cam last night asking if I was single or married (If I had a pound for everytime I was asked that question I wouldn't need to work!) 
Then he asks me if my husband ALLOWS me to do this....... Like it's not a real job & I need permission to be able to make money how I choose to - Funny how clients never ask if your partner allows you to have a job in any other sector other than sex work

This is a common question, some guys really get off on married or partnered women - work it, work it. I say he's supportive and have a great answer/explanation ready (which is actually true too). One or two spenders like to see a ring during shows 

I have come across this attitude regards ownership/control/allowing/restricting partners decades before sex work, had boyfriends who would say "You don't need to go into higher education, get a shop job/you don't need to do that independent hobby you enjoy which attracted me to you/you don't feel like that any more you have me all your problems are over/you need to be with me  watching TVevery night not doing anything else".

And I have heard of partners not allowing their partners to go out shopping on their own....I can go on.

It's just people (sometimes women as much as men) [Sigh] 

I’m sick to death of ‘are you available today’ texts when it states on my profile 4 times through paying for available today banner and my tour dates are stated 3 times in different tabs. Honestly I’m going to lose my shit if I get one more text like that. I’m clearly fucking available today. Sorry for the rant ladies it’s not even 9am and I’ve had enough lol x

Yup, me too. If I had a £1 for every one I got I'd be a very rich lady. Sometimes I respond with 'available today is on for a reason'. Sometimes I respond with 'without a time or duration I'm unable to say'. They very rarely result in a booking or they're asking times after I finish and my hours are clearly bloody listed. I ignore most of them tbh. Like pulling teeth!

Another man (I posted about one very recently) rang me yesterday to tell me he's financially struggling but hopes to see me in the near future. He last saw me almost 2 years ago.

I was polite (while eye rolling) and told him to get in touch when he's sure he can visit me.

I have never done discounted fees and not about to start. Two of my longstanding clients still pay my rates pre increase but they book me usually every month.

I've received contact like this right from the start when my rates were lowish and I discounted / overran / spent a lot of time off the clock with clients / punters, and 1 or 2 decided to short change me then.

Anyhow yes I do the same just advise to make contact when they are ready and able to book.

Ring the bell, then when I press the door release just stand there gaping at the door with their arms by their sides waiting for it to magically swing open by itself. You're not at Tesco - there is a handle for a reason

Do some people really do this ??

That's why I don't reply anymore to people who ask "are you available today?" because when I'm available I always have my green light on so it's obvious that I'm available. I've always noticed that people who ask if you're available today have been bad clients that you don't want to see again, or chancers you declined to see and who try contacting you with a new number or simply the usual timewaster

When I used to reply to their stupid texts (available today was on) it would rarely result in a booking. I reckon they just get off on knowing you're working. 95% are timewasters.

Client arrived, slightly patronising and arrogant, counting out the money slowly.
Spilt the oil all over the place and soaked the sheets . Cum whilst this happened ,don't know how.
Wanted body to body then muscles massage on shoulders then wrecked the bathroom water everywhere.
No I'm not seeing him again,trying to clear up for my next guy 

Sounds deliberate. I wouldn't see him either.

Being really f**king loud!
I had one client who booked in and  Not only did he not keep his voice down, but everytime I touched him, he flapped around like a fish and groaned. It kind of reminded me of a  Kevin tantrum (from Kevin and Perry Go Large ) 😂. I didn’t know whether to laugh or call an ambulance