Going to rub their bare dick on my bare vulva without asking (the answer would be an absolute no for obvious reasons). 

I hate even they start that with bare dicks and it makes you wonder how many are barebackers which I dislike their slyness especially when it's on my profile I do not do it , I still get idiots messaging asking for it bare they get blocked and those who aim to see if I let them do it bb who actually come .

Going to rub their bare dick on my bare vulva without asking (the answer would be an absolute no for obvious reasons). 

Yes this and one or two  deliberately slipping it in ..I've never moved so fast away from them .
It's all deliberate 

I hate even they start that with bare dicks and it makes you wonder how many are barebackers which I dislike their slyness especially when it's on my profile I do not do it , I still get idiots messaging asking for it bare they get blocked and those who aim to see if I let them do it bb who actually come .

I have no bareback on my profile too and block everyone who asks, but maybe I need to make it clear that this includes genital to genital contact, as apparently they think it's okay just because it hasn't gone in? Bet some people would still chance it though. 

Yes this and one or two  deliberately slipping it in ..I've never moved so fast away from them .
It's all deliberate 

One guy did what felt like him trying to push his bare dick in, literally as I was reaching for the condom. 

I hate precum as well I get the wetwipes straight on it
Once I had some guy and it were like turning on a tap he leaking nonstop  it were so gross all that slime everywhere   
and I hate when they touch their dicks and then touch me with the same hand .

oh yes had one like that once, absolutely disgusting, next time this happens, I'll say it's mandatory OW

I also hate when clients mess up the bed by taking the pillows out of underneath the bedspread if you see what I mean. Like I put a big bedspread to cover the whole entire bed (which is nicely done underneath) and I don't want clients to take pillows from under the bedspread to use them. I don't want their head to touch my pillows lol. I mean if there is a bedspread, it means it's not meant to be removed but seems that some people don't understand that 
This kind of thing drives me nut

In the street quiet home town, several times a year booker who knows not to shout my working name because he did it after the first booking.

Spots me this morning greets then plays with working name, the other name I've given him, says Mirror uh the other name,  Mirror or the other name. I'm rolling my eyes, he asks how I am then announces he hasn't been able to afford me recently.

Then says I'm being paranoid telling him he's being indiscreet because it's so early in the morning. There are open windows and residential properties around the narrow street.

He is someone I've had difficulty with previously, phoning drunk, being demanding.

Still reeling from this.

I guess it's the biannual indiscretion incident.

Re the above (indiscreet usage of work name when could be overheard etc) but also the " saving up to see you" emails.

One man I have seen many times now but usually every few months has emailed me saying exactly that. I don't know if he's hinting at a discount on my very average fee but  he's always told me of the business he owns and I assumed he's not short of cash.  I haven't replied and now unsure whether to see him again.

When I get these types of emails my gut is usually telling me they are after a discount, they feel they are entitled to it because they have spent so much money on me over the past X years..... I usually politely reply with something along the lines of 'Looking forward to seeing you again soon' or 'I look forward to our next meeting'

It's not just regs I have had this email from, I have had it from complete strangers that 'have been admiring me for a while' or they are 'Trying to pluck up the courage to save and book me'