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Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4005 on: 22 June 2022, 01:35:19 pm »
Being really f**king loud!
I had one client recently (new) who booked in for several hours. Not only did he not keep his voice down, but everytime I touched him, he flapped around like a fish and groaned. It kind of reminded me of a  Kevin tantrum (from Kevin and Perry Go Large ) 😂. I didn’t know whether to laugh or call an ambulance  :o

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4006 on: 22 June 2022, 10:12:43 pm »
Say crap like "your body was made for sex" yuk, what does that even mean anyway?!

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4007 on: 23 June 2022, 03:22:53 pm »
Say crap like "your body was made for sex" yuk, what does that even mean anyway?!

Ewww

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4008 on: 24 June 2022, 11:11:04 pm »
Say crap like "your body was made for sex" yuk, what does that even mean anyway?!
Or “I can tell you really love doing this.”
No, Sir. I am just a very good actress  ;)

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4009 on: 25 June 2022, 06:45:13 am »
Or “I can tell you really love doing this.”
No, Sir. I am just a very good actress  ;)

Had feedback once which said 'she seemed to really enjoy our time togerger'. Nope, he was everything I hate in  client - lazy, smelly, entitled, unattractive and far older.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4010 on: 28 June 2022, 06:54:12 pm »
Think you'll rearrange your personal life for them.

I've been seeing this guy for 5+ years now, every 2-4 weeks. Given the time length, a few details about our personal lives have cropped up (on both sides.) Recently he text saying Hiya I know you're busy on the weekends with your family but was wondering if you could see me still as my new job doesn't allow a lot of free time, maybe when the kids are in bed or ask their dad to have them for a few hours while I come and see you?

Cheeky fucker. I most certainly won't be losing out on my personal time/family time for ANYONE!! Not only that, but the sheer audacity of basically asking me to dump my family for a bit just so he can get his dick wet means he won't be seeing me ever again!

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4011 on: 28 June 2022, 10:29:22 pm »
Think you'll rearrange your personal life for them.

I've been seeing this guy for 5+ years now, every 2-4 weeks. Given the time length, a few details about our personal lives have cropped up (on both sides.) Recently he text saying Hiya I know you're busy on the weekends with your family but was wondering if you could see me still as my new job doesn't allow a lot of free time, maybe when the kids are in bed or ask their dad to have them for a few hours while I come and see you?

Cheeky fucker. I most certainly won't be losing out on my personal time/family time for ANYONE!! Not only that, but the sheer audacity of basically asking me to dump my family for a bit just so he can get his dick wet means he won't be seeing me ever again!

Unbelievable. I only work part time because of my kids but when I was home schooling them in lock down I barely worked at all. All these wankers saying 'sneak me past them, they won't know'. Blocked. Entitled pricks.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4012 on: 29 June 2022, 01:09:48 pm »
Think you'll rearrange your personal life for them.


I don’t see people at my home(and people know this!) and yet I still have clients asking to be allowed to come and see me at home. They get quite pissy when I say no, but is mine and my daughters home. I don’t want strange men in my space.
I work odd hours due to childcare and the amount of clients who ask me to “just stick your kid with a babysitter” when I can’t see them of an evening pisses me off no end. I’m not doing that.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4013 on: 06 July 2022, 06:00:28 pm »
Why do some of these men think it's appropriate to ask me what my age is? >:(
Am I too touchy about this or is it just a normal question?
I don't think it is.

Milf-G

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4014 on: 06 July 2022, 08:55:00 pm »
Why do some of these men think it's appropriate to ask me what my age is? >:(
Am I too touchy about this or is it just a normal question?
I don't think it is.

Is it on your profile? I know a number of escorts who take a few years off. I don't as I don't think I could pass for in my 30s, but I think punters think we're all a good 5-10 years older than we are.

For me it's them lying about their age. One yesterday said 59, he was clearly at least 65 and I dispised him as he was entitled and rough and creepy. I generally do not enjoy men in their 60s bar a few regs.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4015 on: 06 July 2022, 10:33:14 pm »
A client today let out a noisy stinky fart as I was riding cowgirl, I struggled not to pull a face  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4016 on: 07 July 2022, 02:37:59 am »
Why do some of these men think it's appropriate to ask me what my age is? >:(
Am I too touchy about this or is it just a normal question?
I don't think it is.

I don't think it's usually appropriate, but I can understand it given so many escorts lie. Also, if you look very young, it's probably a good idea they check - though obviously no one sensible is going to admit to being under 18.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4017 on: 07 July 2022, 07:40:14 am »
I don't think it's usually appropriate, but I can understand it given so many escorts lie. Also, if you look very young, it's probably a good idea they check - though obviously no one sensible is going to admit to being under 18.

Yeah, I'm in my late 30's and people rarely believe I'm out of my 20's  ;D
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4018 on: 07 July 2022, 07:59:43 am »
I don't think it's usually appropriate, but I can understand it given so many escorts lie. Also, if you look very young, it's probably a good idea they check - though obviously no one sensible is going to admit to being under 18.

Quite a few apologise for asking 'Hope you don't mind?', I don't mind at all.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4019 on: 07 July 2022, 02:21:35 pm »
I've had quite a few clients ask about my age because I look younger. I am mid twenties but have been asked I think twice to confirm that I'm definitely over 18 - one even said I looked about 16...